Sup, ya'll!

This is Moonstar coming at you with another episode of Fionna and Cake! I hope ya'll like it!

CHARACTERS IN THIS EPISODE:

Prince Gumball: An 18-year-old gum/human hybrid and Fionna's crush. He is the prince of the Candy Kingdom. Prince Gumball has the same color scheme as his female counterpart. He has pink skin and his hair is somewhat in a quiff. His head is adorned with a small golden crown with a blue jewel. He wears a hot pink shirt with orange-pink puffed sleeves with magenta stripes and under-sleeves (accompanied by dark-pink sleeve cuffs), a large matching collar with a small blue jewel inside a gold crest on it. He has a belt with another gold crest and a small blue jewel design on the buckle, purple striped dark-pink trousers, and dark-purple shoes. Unlike his female counterpart, he also has visible pink eyebrows. Also, when his eyes, enlarge, they are purple. Kind of like how when Fionna's eyes enlarge they look exactly the same, only hers are blue. He also has ears, unlike his female counterpart. His loyal companion is Lord Monochromicorn.

Cake—Fionna's best friend/adoptive sister and Mo-Chro's girlfriend. She doesn't look much like Jake aside from their body proportions. She has white eyes in which the black pupils become circular if surprised, excited, shocked, or scared. She has a cat muzzle and a small nose (compared to Jake's), cat ears, white fur with many coffee colored spots, and a large bushy tail. Cake may know Morse code in order to speak to Lord Monochromicorn, similar to how Jake knows Korean in order to speak to Lady Rainicorn. Cake plays a hammered dulcimer, as opposed to a viola. Her tail "frizzes out" if it is agitated or worried. As a Lumpy Space 'cat', she is a light color of maroon with large spots of fuchsia to match her coffee-colored spots. Her tail is now lumpy and more beaver-tail-like.

Fionna—is a 13-year-old adventurer and Cake's adoptive sister. While usually appearing as black dots, her eyes are seen as blue when enlarged. She wears a rabbit-themed hat (similar to Finn's bear-themed hat) with exposed locks of blonde hair. Unlike Finn, her neck is shown. Her outfit includes a teal blue shirt with elbow-length sleeves, a dark blue skirt, and knee-high socks with two thin horizontal stripes at the top. Fionna is heavier set than. She has a green backpack (similar to Finn's) and Mary Jane shoes. Her name was officially changed from "Fiona" to "Fionna," presumably to make it more similar to Finn's name. The pronunciation, however, has remained unchanged. Like Finn and his crush on Princess Bubblegum, it is revealed in many portraits posted that Fionna has a crush on Prince Gumball. Fionna has buck teeth like a rabbit. Fionna, like Finn, is Cake's adoptive sister. It is shown that as a Lumpy Space girl, she is about 3 feet tall. The top of her has two long white lumps like her hat. The bottom of her is the same as her skirt. She has a small mass of yellow for her small piece of hair.

Ki—is the keeper to the gate of Pt. Stagent. She is very short and slightly tubby with yellow skin. She wears a cardinal-colored gown and small key-shaped necklace. She also wears a key-shaped hat on her head. For her pajamas, she wears a long black cloak and a hood.

Womanish-Woman the Werecat—is a female Werecat and keeper of the legendary Enchiridion. Although she would be expected to be evil and selfish, she is actually kind and energetic. She is also Ki's best friend. She has dark plum fur and a long lavender-colored braid running down her back. Her ears are studded with piercings. She also has a tail that is studded with metal clippings. She has short, sharp claws and fuchsia-colored eyes. She wears a furry bronze shirt and a short, furry, ochre-colored skirt. She also wears a leather lion-colored belt around her waist with a silver dagger and studs of metal along it. She wears knee-high leather sienna-colored boots with metal studs along the sides and her nails sticking out of them.

The Enchiridion

"Candy party!" Fionna cheered, dancing with practically all of the other Candy citizens in the Candy Kingdom alongside Cake.

"Cake," Fionna said over the bouncy music, "This party is SO awesome!"

"I know, girl, I know!" Cake agreed, wiggling her arms and dancing.

"So Fionna," A pink gumdrop boy said to Fionna.

"Oh my goodness," His blue gumdrop friend gasped, "I can't believe you just said that!"

"Ok, ok…" Cinnamon Bun said slowly. "I'm going to do it. Okay, okay. Everyone!" Everyone stopped dancing to watch her. "Watch! I'm going to do a flip!"

She attempted one, but only fell backwards and hit a tower. Everyone laughed, unaware that the crack that had formed in the wall was crawling up the tower.

Prince Gumball, who was dancing above the people in the tower, began to scream as the crack came to the top of the tower, causing it to crumble.

"PRINCE GUMBALL'S IN TROUBLE!" Fionna yelled, catching sight of Prince Gumball as he fell.

She ran through the people, knocking into a donut, and caused everyone to become aware of Prince Gumball, too.

Fionna leapt into the air and caught him just a few feet above the ground.

There was a panicked murmur in the gigantic crowd of the citizens.

"Please," Prince Gumball told them, adjusting his crown, "Calm yourselves, people! I am safe!"

Everyone sighed in relief.

"Thanks a lot, Fionna," Prince Gumball said, patting Fionna on the head. "You truly are my hero this day."

"Cool."

"Hero…" Prince Gumball thought. "Hm…He-ro…Hey, I just thought of something!" He got up from the ground and walked away.

"Uh…" Fionna said, "What'd you think of?"

"I'll show you, come on." Prince Gumball said, stopping in front of a castle wall. "We'll go through my secret entrance. All right, everyone, turn around."

No one did.

"Well, turn around!" Prince Gumball said, "This entrance is secret!"

"Oh." Everyone chorused, turning around.

Prince Gumball took a large brick out of the wall. "Hurry, Fionna!" He stepped through the hole in the wall.

"No way!" Fionna said, hopping in and putting the block back in place.

"Here it is," Prince Gumball told Fionna at the top of the tower, "Check it out." He brought out a blue orb from a chest.

"A magical globe?"

"No, Fionna, it's what you can SEE through the globe," Prince Gumball said, handing her the orb as it showed a picture of a solid gold book.

"Golly!"

Prince Gumball chuckled. "Look. See this book?"

"Yeah, I see it!"

"It's called the Enchiridion. It's a book made only for heroes whose hearts are righteous."

"Shmow-Zow!"

"The book lies at the top of Pt. Stagent guarder by a Womanly Werecat. It's waiting for a truly righteous hero to claim it!"

"Do you think I got the goods for this, Gumball?" Fionna asked, pounding the floor eagerly. "Cos I am into—this—stuff!"

"Yeah, I know!" Prince Gumball said. "And yes I do!"

"THEN OFF I GO!" Fionna yelled, leaping out of the window.

"CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!" She screamed as she fell from the tower.

"Huh?" Cake turned around from Lord Monochromicorn. She got on all fours and stretched just in time to get Fionna on her back.

"Thanks, gal," Fionna said.

"Farewell, Fionna the Human Girl!" Prince Gumball said.

"Goodbye, Prince Gumball!" Fionna called. She looked at Cake. "You know what time it is?"

"ADVENTURE TIME?" Cake said, fist-bumping her.

"Yeah, girl!"

"Greetings, young heroes-to-be," A small woman in blue robes and a key-shaped hat greeted them at the gate of Pt. Stagent, "This is the gate of Pt. Stagent, its purpose is twofold: to protect the Enchiridion and to test the hearts of those who seek to possess it. Many noble travelers have attempted to enter it and face the brooding trials behind these walls, but no one has come out alive OR dead! Only the truest and most worthy heroes can get the Enchiridion and walk out of these doors again! If it is you, friends, and I cannot say I am certain, but you are very welcome to try! But first, you must pass my riddle! My name is Ki, because I am the key to this door! But all is not as it appears, you see, but some cannot see at all! Perhaps the key is in you, child, but you can only use your mind here. The door is magically sealed—"

Fionna picked her up and stuck her in the lock.

"You have unlocked the riddle to the door!" Ki said as the gigantic door swung open. "Brilliantly done!"

Cake and Fionna high-fived.

"Please," Ki said, "Reveal to me how you unveiled my clue."

"I just thought you looked cute stuck in that lock." Fionna said, setting her down and walking through the door with Cake.

"Oh yes. That's how most people get in…" Ki said to herself.

"Bye!" Fionna called, walking down the path.

"You have passed the first trail, young heroes!" Ki called to them. "But prepare yourselves." She said softly, "For there are many trials ahead of you! And each trial is more torturous than the last…"

As they continued down the dirt path, Cake held up her ear to the air. "The Enchiridion is…That way."

"What?" Fionna said. "Girl, you can't hear the book! Especially not from here!"

"It's in the castle on top of the mountain point." Cake said promptly. She held up her ear again. "…In a room. Wish you had cat-ears like mine, eh?"

"AH! HELP!" Someone screamed.

"This way," Fionna said, running through the trees.

"What about the book?" Cake called, running after her.

"It can wait! Someone needs our help!"

They came to a clearing. They hopped over one last large log, and Fionna landed on her face.

"Hey, Fionna, are you alright?" Cake asked her, holding Fionna's head, "Did you get brain damage?"

"I'm fine! Keep going! We have to hurry!"

They stopped when they saw three pixies, screaming in a pot of fiery lava.

"I got 'cha," Fionna told them calmly, scooping them up.

"Thank you for saving us," A red pixie said sweetly. They all flew out of her arms. "NOW WE CAN DESTROY THIS OLD GUY!"

They flew over to an old guy tied to a tree.

"La, la, la…" The man said.

"What?" Fionna exclaimed.

The pixies threw lightning bolts at the man, and he exploded with a POP!

"Every time you say 'what?', we'll destroy an old guy!" The red one said again.

"What?" Fionna yelled.

"What a wonderful day…" Another old man said.

POP!

"Every time you say 'no', we'll destroy an old guy!"

"No—!"

POP! POP! POP!

"Please—!"

POP!

"Don't destroy—"

POP!

"Any more—"

POP!

"Old men."

"Every time you look sad, we'll destroy a big old guy," The red pixie said again.

"Hello." A rather large old man said.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Fionna ran away.

"Hey, girls," The red pixie said. "Every time she's a wuss, let's destroy an old guy!"

They all snorted with laughter.

Cake watched as Fionna ran off. She turned to the pixies angrily, "Hey, back off, you evil pixies! That gal just saved you! You should thank her, not destroy old men! Do you even know what I'm talking about? Say thank you!"

The pixies stared at her.

"Say—thank—you."

"Kill her!" The red pixie said, and the yellow one shot a laser at Cake.

Cake dodged it and grabbed them all in her hands. She put them back into the lava. "Get back in there!"

She walked away from them as they cried angrily.

"Hey Fionna," Cake walked up to her friend, who was sitting on a rock sadly on the shore of a river. "You okay?"

"No way, gal. Those old guys were destroyed because of me," Fionna said. "I'm not righteous. I'm wrongteous. Stupideous." She skidded a rock along the water.

"Aw, don't let those pixies and their illusions get you down," Cake told her. "They're just pixies and illusions."

"Illusions?"

"Yeah, gal," Cake said, "Think: Why would some old guys be hanging around Pt. Stagent?"

"I dunno," Fionna shrugged, "Maybe they were lost?"

"Naw," Cake said, "This mountain is specially designed to mess you up. To mess with your head. None of this is real! It's all just trials to test your heroic attributes!"

Fionna thought about it and smiled.

"Now let's go get that book," Cake told her.

"Yeah," Fionna agreed, "You're the smartest cat I know, Cake!"

Cake laughed.

A giant mouth swooped down and swallowed her whole.

"CAKE?" Fionna exclaimed. "CAKE!"

She looked up to see that her friend had been eaten by a giantess standing forty feet tall.

"You cannot pass!" The giantess told her in a booming voice.

"GIVE ME BACK MY FRIEND!" Fionna yelled.

"No!" The giantess said.

Cake popped out of her nose. "DON'T WORRY, FIO! I CAN GET OUT!"

The giantess growled and stuffed her back in.

"LET HER GO!" Fionna yelled. "OR I'LL…" She ran over to the giantess's foot and began to punch at it. "I'LL PUNCH YOUR FOOT!"

The giantess gave a booming laugh. "It is impossible for you to hurt me!"

Cake popped out of the giantess's ear and laughed. "IT'S OKAY! I FOUND ANOTHER WAY—!"

The giantess stuffed her back in again.

Fionna began to climb up the giantess's hairy leg. "I'M COMING, GAL!"

The giantess gave a loud, long belch. "I think your cat finally landed in my stomach! Huh?" She looked around. "Hey! Where'd you go?"

Fionna reached into the giantess's back pocket and took out a giant wallet. "I GOT YOUR WALLET, YA IDIOT!" She took out a giant one-dollar bill and jumped off, using it as a glider through the air.

"NO!" The giantess screamed. "MY BIG MONEY!" She began to chase Fionna desperately. "GIVE IT BACK!"

"GIVE ME BACK MY FRIEND!" Fionna yelled.

"BUT I KILLED HER ALREADY!" The giantess yelled.

Tears streamed down Fionna's face like waterfalls. "Fine. Ill give you your dollar."

She span around and flew towards the giantess in rage. "HERE'S YOUR DOLLAR!"

She kicked the giantess roughly in the stomach.

The giantess gave a wheeze in surprise and fell backward. Cake was spat out of the giantess's mouth and went flying through the air.

"CAKE!" Fionna flew over to her friend with the dollar and Cake wrapped her arms around her. "YOU'RE ALIVE!"

"Stomachs are weird." Cake said.

Fionna flew them all the way to the castle on top of Pt. Stagent.

"Girl," Cake cheered, "You just flew us all the way to the top of Pt. Stagent!"

The giantess sobbed in despair. "YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR STEALING MY DOLLAR!"

"Just a minute, Cake," Fionna folded the dollar into a gigantic paper airplane and flew it to the giantess. She caught it and cheered.

"You know what that was?" Cake asked Fionna. "That was righteous."

Fionna blushed. "Thanks, Cake. Now hear out that book for me."

"You got it!" Cake said. Fionna picked her up and held her up high as Cake held up her ear.

Fiona opened another door in the castle, still clutching Cake. "WHOA!"

There was a gigantic hallway, with torches lighting the walls and spiked sticking out of the ceiling. There was a black carpet with a skull running down the middle, and the walls and floor were made out of stone.

"COOL!" Cake exclaimed.

"Congratulations, Fionna the Human."

A thick cloud of dark purple smoke erupted in the middle of the hall. A dark, cloaked figure stepped out, stretching bony, deadly hands toward them.

"You must be truly righteous to have made it this far." The figure said in a hollow voice.

"Thank you."

"Now, enter my Brain World, and I will show you some aspect of yourself that you are not entirely aware of.

The hall swirled and blurred around Fionna until the room became pitch black.

"Where…am I?" Fionna asked, looking around the environment.

"For your final trial," The hollow voice said, "You must slay this beast!"

A large beast landed in front of Fionna. It looked somewhat like a gigantic kidney with organs wrapped around it and a bony hand sticking out.

"Why?" Fionna asked. "Is it an evil beast?"

"Yes! It is completely evil! Will you slay it?"

"Shoot yeah! I'll slay anything that's evil! That's my deal."

The beast threw its arm at Fionna. She took its bony arm and flipped it entirely over. She jumped onto it and began to punch and kick it. It exploded.

"Yes!" The hollow voice said. "You've done well, hero."

"Thank you."

"Now, as one last, LAST trial, slay this worm!"

A small worm appeared on the floor. Fionna knelt to pet it with her finger. "Is it evil?"

"No! But…it's not evil, either…it's…uh…neutral…will you slay it?"

Fionna raised a fist, but couldn't kill the worm.

"NO!" She yelled, jumping away from the worm.

"If you want the hero's Enchiridion, than slay the flippin' worm!" The voice commanded.

"Never…" Fionna said. "Never…!"

"NEVER!"

The hall appeared around her again. She ran up to the cloaked figure and punched it in the gut, making it disappear in a cloud of smoke.

A door at the end of the hall opened, pouring sunlight into the hall. A person walked into the hall, dressed in a long black cloak.

"Congratulations, Fionna the Human. Now, you have truly reached the end of—"

"NEVER!"

Fionna punched the small person in the gut.

She jumped when she saw who it was. "Oh, no! Ki, I'm so sorry, I—why are you wearing that little reaper costume?"

"These are my pajamas," Ki groaned, "I was getting ready for bed."

"Fionna! Cake! You made it!"

Fionna looked up to see a deep purple Werecat run up to them.

"Are you another trial?" Fionna asked as Cake walked up behind her.

"Trail? Oh, no! I'm Womanish-Woman, the Werecat!"

Fionna gasped. "The Womanly Werecat from Prince Gumball's story!"

Womanish-Woman laughed out loud.

"So…" Fionna said, "Can I check out the Enchiridion now? Can I? Can I? Can I?"

"Yeah, come on, let's go check it out!" Womanish-Woman said, leading them out the door, cheering.

"We've been watching you guys on our magical-viewing sphere," Womanish-Woman said as they approached a picnic table seating a few of the old men from before. "Take a seat, gals, have some juice. There's orange and cranberry and Ki made pasta!"

Ki demonstrated by bringing out a bowl of steamy pasta.

"And," Womanish-Woman said, "Okay, Fionna, are you ready?"

She slowly brought out the Enchiridion.

"THE ENCHIRIDION!" Fiona gasped.

"You deserve it, Fionna," Womanish-Woman said, handing it over to her.

"Really?" Fionna gasped, taking it.

"Yeah," Womanish-Woman said. "You're the greatest of heart and most righteous person I've seen here! Tenderness, ingenuity, bravery, gut-kicking ability, and when you took that giantess's dollar—oh man! Ki nearly fainted!"

"It's true!" Ki laughed.

Fionna stared at the book in awe. The Enchiridion was solid gold with a silver dagger in the center of the cover. Around the circle, there were six different jewels: An amber, an emerald, a sapphire, a ruby, a diamond, and an amethyst—

"Hey, crack open that book and read something for fun's sake!" Cake told Fionna, taking a sip of cranberry juice.

"Oh yeah!" Fionna said, opening the book. "Whoa! How to Kiss Princes?"

She blushed and laughed nervously, closing the book.

"Whoa! What'd you just read…?" Cake asked her slyly, nudging her side.

"Yeah, what does it say, Fionna?" Prince Gumball demanded over the sphere, "Womanish-Woman won't tell me."

"Hey, don't tell her, Fionna," Womanish-Woman whispered to her.

"It doesn't say anything, Prince," Fionna blushed.

"Womanish-Woman," Prince Gumball said.

Everyone laughed.

FACTS ABOUT THIS EPISODE:

· After Finn has defeated the demon, he becomes enraged and his nose can be seen for the first time.

· On the actual Enchiridion book, the numbers 8.13.21. Can be seen written on the back while Finn is reading it.

· When Womanish-Woman was laughing and cheering, her tail was frizzing out, similar to Cake.

GENDER-SWAPPED FACTS

· Like how Jake can smell things from miles away, Cake can hear things from miles away.

· While in the original episode, the giant ogre barfed Jake out, but in the gender-swapped episode, Cake was simply coughed out.

· Finn and Jake went to Mt. Cragdoor in the original episode, but in the gender-swapped episode, Fionna and Cake go to Pt. Stagent.