Akira: Welcome back Takeshi.
Takeshi: Thanks other me. So I read the last chapter.
Akira: And?
Takeshi: I loved it!
Akira: Wait what? But I made Phineas and Isabella a couple like earlier than you wanted.
Takeshi: Yeah so?
Akira: Aren't you mad?
Takeshi: Why should I be?
Akira: B-but...I...
Takeshi: -Whispers- While Akira is broken I might as well do her job. We do not own Phineas and Ferb or its characters. Only Jeb "Narrator" Vexford is made up. ENJOY!
Chapter 5
A few hours after I gave Isabella half assed love advice, everyone came over to my place. They asked the basic "are you ok" and " why is Adyson still in your house" . I simply told them I was ok, 'cause I was.
It had been the first time I had someone other than Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, or Adyson at my house. And to be totally honest, I kind of liked it.
Buford: So this is moneybags' house huh? Smaller than I thought it was going to be.
Jeb: I am the only one who lives here.
Gretchen: Where is your mom and dad?
I was not prepared for that. I mean how could I have been? It was a question I tried to avoid. But I guess it was time for me to stop hiding.
Jeb: They died shortly after I moved to Germany.
Holly: Oh my god I'm so sorry.
Jeb: Its fine, its fine. I got over it years ago.
Buford: Is that why your such an asshole?
Baljeet: Not cool dude, not cool.
Buford: What I was just asking a question.
Jeb: No that's not why I'm an asshole.
I laugh.
Adyson: Then why are you?
Jeb: Long story.
Ferb: Its all Isabella's fault.
Isabella: How is it my fault? I didn't do anything.
Phineas: It kind of is your fault.
Isabella: How?
Jeb: Hey let's all agree that Isabella is at fault here.
Isabella: Why you...
Isabella gets up and starts chancing me around the room. Everyone starts laughing. She chances me for a good 2 minutes before giving up. We sit back down.
Jeb: I tomorrows Monday, which means another week of school.
Baljeet: Well duh. Its not summer.
Jeb: And thank god that shit is over.
Phineas: Why do you hate summer so much?
Jeb: Summer here is almost endless. I hate it.
Katie: But you also hate school.
Jeb: Yep.
Buford: You just hate everything don't ya?
Jeb: That's not completely true.
Adyson: He doesn't hate me.
Ginger: Of course he doesn't hate you. He totally loves you.
I give Ginger an angry look.
Jeb: That...is not...true!
The pain in my chest returns. I try to pretend it was just heart burn.
Milly: Yes it is.
Adyson: R-really?
Jeb: No...I don't.
Buford: You kind of do dude.
The pain becomes unbearable. I stand from my seat.
Jeb: You guys listen here and listen good! I, Jeb Vexford, do NOT and will NOT love this annoying girl. She's nothing but a bourdon that I would just leave me alone! Do you hear me?! I HATE Adyson Sweetwater!
Blood starts to fill my mouth. I swallow. Everyone looks at me with shocked expressions. I turn to see Adyson crying.
Adyson: So that's how it is? You hate me huh? For four fucking years I've done nothing but try to help you. I would take the blame for something you did, stand up for you when you and a teacher got into arguments, I even carried your sorry ass home yesterday! But I'm the bourdon?! I'm the one would you hate?! I see how it is now. You want me gone? Fine I'm gone! And don't worry I won't "annoy" you anymore!
Adyson storms out. I mentally face palm. I was wrong of me. Everyone said nothing. How could they? It all happened so fast.
Lees: Great job.
Jeb: What are you did here.
Lees walks out of my kitchen eating a sandwich. He puts up his index finger waiting me to wait for his reply.
Lees: I was just stopping by to check up on things. Are these your friends?
Everyone awkwardly waves at Lees. They had no idea what was going on. I was debating on whether I should or shouldn't tell them. But before I came to any conclusion, Lees was forcing everyone but me outside.
Lees: Nice to meet all of you but "Jeb" and I need to have a little chat, how about you guys go and look for your little friend and bring her back here.
He closes the door before anyone has the time to say anything. I turns to me with a pissed out expression on his face. The pain in my chest gets worse.
Lees: Are...you...fucking stupid!? Do you even know how hard I worked to get you to this point?! And you repay me by letting your stupid fucking emotions get in the way!?
Narrator:...
Lees: Do you even know what is at stake here?! Do you know what will happen if you die?! This world, this universe will be destroyed! You would be letting Black's armies win! Do you want that?! DO YOU?!
Narrator: No sir, I don't.
Lees: Then pull your head out of your ass!
Lees disappears again. I fall to me knees. W-what have I done? This wasn't suppose to happen.
I am so, so sorry that it took so long to write this chapter. It has been a pretty emotional few days. I thank you for waiting and I will have chapter 6 out soon.