Well, here's episode 11 for ya'll.

CHARACTERS:

Cake—Fionna's best friend/adoptive sister and Mo-Chro's girlfriend. She doesn't look much like Jake aside from their body proportions. She has white eyes in which the black pupils become circular if surprised, excited, shocked, or scared. She has a cat muzzle and a small nose (compared to Jake's), cat ears, white fur with many coffee colored spots, and a large bushy tail. Cake may know Morse code in order to speak to Lord Monochromicorn, similar to how Jake knows Korean in order to speak to Lady Rainicorn. Cake plays a hammered dulcimer, as opposed to a viola. Her tail "frizzes out" if it is agitated or worried. As a Lumpy Space 'cat', she is a light color of maroon with large spots of fuchsia to match her coffee-colored spots. Her tail is now lumpy and more beaver-tail-like.

Fionna—is a 13-year-old adventurer and Cake's adoptive sister. While usually appearing as black dots, her eyes are seen as blue when enlarged. She wears a rabbit-themed hat (similar to Finn's bear-themed hat) with exposed locks of blonde hair. Unlike Finn, her neck is shown. Her outfit includes a teal blue shirt with elbow-length sleeves, a dark blue skirt, and knee-high socks with two thin horizontal stripes at the top. Fionna is heavier set than. She has a green backpack (similar to Finn's) and Mary Jane shoes. Her name was officially changed from "Fiona" to "Fionna," presumably to make it more similar to Finn's name. The pronunciation, however, has remained unchanged. Like Finn and his crush on Princess Bubblegum, it is revealed in many portraits posted that Fionna has a crush on Prince Gumball. Fionna has buck teeth like a rabbit. Fionna, like Finn, is Cake's adoptive sister. It is shown that as a Lumpy Space girl, she is about 3 feet tall. The top of her has two long white lumps like her hat. The bottom of her is the same as her skirt. She has a small mass of yellow for her small piece of hair.

BUFETTE-is a group of leeches living inside of a tree grog and the master of the temple. The leeches are silvery-white and have small white witch hats. The tree frog BUFETTE is a neon green color with a pale green stomach, vocal sac, and finger webs. She is covered with star-shaped red spots on her elbows, forearms, and knees. She wears a scarlet cloak with a large Final Star and also wears a scarlet witch hat.

WITCH

Fionna and Cake walked down the grassy hill, with Fionna having a thoughtful look on her face as she stared up at the sky.

"Hey, Cupcake?"

"Yeah?"

"Have you ever wondered what a serpent's kidney looks like?"

"Of course, girl."

"Have you ever wondered what a serpent's kidney tastes like?"

"Hey…"

Fionna looked up to see a cloaked female skeleton with leering red eyes staring at her.

"You want some…special powers…? Special powers for absolutely free…?"

"FLIP YES!"

"Wait, Fifi!" Cake held her sister back. "Don't get too bouncy! Just look at this lady. Lifeless, dark, shadowed red eyes. The foul reek of decay. Do you know what that means?"

"…She's evil, I guess."

"Well, evil, sure, but mostly, she's unattractive. And unattractive peoples are desperate. Hackle with her! Bump her up a bit!"

"Hey!" Fionna yelled at the Skeleton. "I wants more than special powers! What else do ya have, Skelly?"

The Skeleton sighed. "All right…special powers and…uh…" She reached into her cloak and a snapping sound went off. "This weird keychain…" She held up a keychain with a dusty rib attached to it.

"Oh, oh, OH!"

"Play it swag, Fifi."

"Oh. A-hem, I gradually accept your offer, weird Skeleton."

The Skeleton shrieked with laughter. "YES! The deal has been engaged!" Gray clouds thundered behind her. "You may pick up your powers right through this passage."

A fiery gate appeared beside her, flaming with licking flames with a pitch black, spiky cart with two seats waiting.

"Please keep your seatbelts fastened at all times. Please keep all hands and feet inside the vehicle unless you want them severed off of your bodies." The Skeleton advised Fionna and Cake as they excitedly hopped into the cart. "Have a safe trip."

The cart sped into the gate in a trail of flames.

The cart came out of the other gate a few minutes later. "Please wait until your vehicle has come to a complete stop."

Fionna and Cake waited until the cart stopped with a small squeak. "Thank you for riding with us this evening. Have a nice day."

Fionna and Cake ripped off their seatbelts and jumped out of the cart just as the cart and gate disappeared into smoke.

Fionna looked up in awe at the building they were standing before. The building was three stories high, with starry shingles on the roofs and blackish-purple walls. There was a giant, glowing, pearly orb sitting on top that flashed different colors in the sunlight. "This place looks FLIPPING MAGICAL! Do you think this is where we get the powers?"

"Yes…"

They both jumped and looked at the door. There was a giant eye-shaped hole in the front, in wish a glowing red eye was staring at them.

The person behind the door stepped out, revealing it to be a giant female tree frog wearing a deep red cloak with a giant star on the front, along with a matching red hat.

"Free powers for all," She croaked. "Do you want some?"

"Yes, yes, yes! Are you the gal we're looking for?"

"You young heroines seek BUFETTE, the witch."

"So…where is she?"

"She is here." The tree frog pointed to herself.

"Uh…"

"She's here," Cake said, "But she's not you?"

"Correct."

"Fifi, we should beat this wacko up until she starts making sense." Cake clenched a fist.

The tree frog whimpered. She puffed out her neck, and a small group of silvery white tadpoles/leeches appeared in her neck. "WE are BUFETTE."

"Oh…" Fionna and Cake said.

"So (so,) you wish to be inducted (wish to be inducted) and be plagued to the ancient order of (ancient order of)—"

"DANG IT, LINDA!" The leeches turned on another. "We've told you before: if we don't speak at the same time, NOBODY CAN UNDERSTAND US!"

"Sorry…golly…"

"So. You want free witch powers? Powers like…THESE!"

'BUFETTE' held up her arms, unleashing blazing fireworks and smoking green flames.

"Yes!" "Please!" "We want them!" "Oh yeah!" "I can't wait!"

"Then follow us…" BUFETTE echoed, ushering them inside.

Fionna and Cake ran inside.

Fionna and Cake practically gawked as BUFETTE said, "Behold! The Grand Hall of Witchery!"

The room was very wide and in a circular shape. The floor was polished wood that shined different colors. The walls were a dull but enchanting purple color peppered with windows. Above, all the light was coming from the gigantic glowing orb, which was still flashing colors. Around the room, frogs, toads, lizards, and iguanas were flying around the room, sparking spells and casting charms. Everyone was wearing dark red cloaks dotted with sequined stars. Unlike BUFETTE, no one wore hats.

"This is where young amateurs train to become professional witches! But I am not sure if you are ready for the responsibility that comes with it all."

"I'm responsible!" Fionna chimed.

"Me too!" Cake agreed.

"That's a lie."

"It is a lie. And I take full responsibility for it!"

"Very responsible, indeed," BUFETTE agreed. "I now bestow you both…WITCHES' CLOAKS!"

She snapped her fingers, and two spotless deep red cloaks appeared next to her.

"Whoa!" Fionna and Cake beamed.

They held up their arms, and the cloaks draped themselves around them.

"Hey! This is a dress!" Fionna exclaimed. If there was one of the many things Fionna hated, it was dresses.

"Yeah." Cake smiled, her cloak sagging off of her ankles. "But I am loving it! It's like…gossamer…"

Fionna took the ends of her cloak and stuffed them into the hem of her skirt. "There! No way am I wearing a dress!"

"Fine, fine," BUFETTE said, "Now, for every power that you master, you will receive a star like these," She tapped on her cloak, and stars appeared at every finger touch. She pointed at the biggest star. "This Final Star deems you a perfect witch!"

Cake and Fionna gasped in awe. "Hear me out, Cupcake," Fionna told her, "I shall have that Final Star! Where do we start?"

"Level One: Lintamancy." BUFFETTE answered matter-of-factly.

"Yeah! Yeah! Lintamancy! Whatever that is! Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme!"

"To receive this power," BUFETTE said, "You must first…EAT THESE DUSTERS!" She snapped her fingers, and two feather dusters appeared.

Fionna and Cake held up their hands, and the dusters flew into their palms.

"All right!" Fionna whooped. She bit into the feather duster, but only coughed up a cloud of dust and feather. "This is disgusting! I can't eat this!"

"Sure you can!" Cake said. "Just do what I do!" Cake grew ten times bigger, stuck the feather duster on her tongue, and swallowed it whole.

A sequined star appeared on her cloak. "Whoa!"

"Awesome!" Fionna exclaimed. "You got a star!"

Cake held up her hands. "Observe my powers!"

"Wait, Cupcake!" Fionna said. "Don't do it until I've finished my duster!"

Cake waited patiently as Fionna chewed on a piece of wood sourly.

"One…last…bite…" Fionna whimpered. She stuck the last feather into her mouth and swallowed.

A star appeared on her cloak.

"Way to go, Fifi," Cake cheered.

"We're Lintamencers!" Fionna whooped.

She held out her hands and focused, but nothing happened. "Nothing's happening! This is a rip-off!"

"BUFETTE!" Fionna called, running up to the female tree frog. "You tricked! These stupid witch powers don't even work!"

"Calm yourself, girl."

BUFETTE slapped her in the face.

"You are being hysterical. Do you not see that you are indeed doing Lintamancy? Observe…"

She plucked a piece of lint off of Fionna's cloak.

"What exactly am I doing?"

"Mastery over all lint motes. You can also read their emotions. For instance, this lint mote is having emotional problems with her son."

"That's…sort of cool…" Cake said.

"SORT OF COOL?" Fionna exclaimed. "THIS IS AWESOME!"

"Testify, Fifi, testify!"

"Are you ready for more magic?" BUFETTE asked.

"We get MORE?"

"So much more. Like Level 2: The Power of Clonapsy."

She snapped her fingers, and black blindfolds appeared on Fionna and Cake's faces.

"You can't see through those, right?"

"No."

"To gain this power, you must place your hands into this bowl." A silver bowl appeared in her hands.

"What bowl?" Cake lifted up her blindfold.

"NO! COVER YOUR EYES!"

"Fine…sheesh…"

"Now, place your hands into this bowl…of intestines."

"INTESTINES?" Fionna yelped.

"Don't worry, Fifi," Cake said, "They're just noodles."

"NO! They're intestines."

Fionna and Cake put their hands into the bowl, and groaned in disgust at the slimy, slithery feel on their fingertips.

"Well done. You have groped the intestines fearlessly. For that, you receive the power of Clonapsy."

Fionna and Cake took off their blindfolds just in time to see two more stars appear on their cloaks.

"Yeah!" Fionna cheered. "Clonapsy!"

Muttering "Clone tone drone cone," Fionna grabbed at her skin and, as if pulling off a skin or a cloak, she pulled off her skin and plopped it onto the floor. The skin-cloak wavered until it rose to its feet, until it was as if Fionna was standing in front of a mirror.

They both whooped. "High-five!" The real Fionna cheered.

She attempted to slap her clone's hand, but her hand went right through.

The clone Fionna glared. "No touchies."

Fionna chuckled as her clone disappeared into thin air.

"Witch powers are so cool, Cupcake!" Fionna cheered. "I WANT ALL THE STAR BADGES!"

LEVEL 3

Fionna and Cake balanced the three books on their heads. They took them off, and two more stars appeared on their cloaks. Fionna pointed her hands at Cake, and her white fur turned pale green. Cake laughed at turned her coffee-color spots maroon.

LEVEL 8

Fionna and Cake span the spinning tops for a solid minutes. Two more stars appeared on their cloaks. They rose their fingers to their mouths, and hot chocolate shot out of their fingertips down their throats.

LEVEL 9

Fionna flipped a ruler. A star appeared on her cloak, and she changed her hand into solid steel.

LEVEL 11

Cake stuffed three eggs into her mouth. A star appeared on her cloak, and her fur sparkled like diamonds (or like Edward Cullen's skin XD)

LEVEL 13

Fionna and Cake balanced themselves one-footed on stools, with three rocks on their heads. Two more stars appeared, and their eyes turned into fire.

LEVEL 15

They juggled daggers, and they received bat wings.

LEVEL 27

They stood on flaming coals, and their skin turned to gold.

LEVEL 37

They shot seven basketballs into hoops in a row, and their hands shot out sparks.

Soon enough (actually, a good 32 hours later,) Fionna and Cake's cloaks were covered with stars from inch to inch. There were blank spots on the front for the Final Star.

"All we need now is the Final Star!" Fionna said so excitedly, that she felt like doing a touchdown dance. "Are you ready to complete the set, Cupcake?"

Cake shook her head. "Nope."

"WHAT? HOW COME YOU WANT TO STOP NOW?"

"I've got everything I need." Cake shrugged. "I have a limitless supply of hot chocolate." She morphed her hand into a cup and shot hot chocolate into it with her other hand. "I have a captivating new fur style." She gestured at her pale-green-and-maroon-colored fur. "And I just learned the best charm of all."

"What?"

Cake pointed at herself. "Sleep deep sheep."

She fainted into a deep sleep.

"What a party-pooper." Fionna said sourly.

"BUFETTE!" Fionna called. "I'm ready to get my Final Star!"

"To tell the truth, the Final Star is not free."

"What? You can't do this to me, BUFETTE! I haves no money!"

"No. No money. For the Final Star, you must take the Pledge of Ultimate Responsibility."

"I'll do it."

"Are you sure? Perhaps you do not grasp-"

"I'm ready."

"There may be a few complications that you do not-"

"JUST LET ME TAKE THAT PLEDGE!"

"My gracious, I have never met anyone so irresponsibly responsible. Alright-y, then. To take the Pledge, you must…GRASP MY HAND." She held out her slimy, sticky hand.

"That's it?" Fionna beamed. "Easy-cheesy!"

Fionna grasped BUFETTE's hand.

At first, she felt as if something like a dream had swallowed her whole.

And then, nothing but blackness.

Fionna woke up groggily. She looked down, and she saw a large, shiny, sparkling star at the center of her cloak.

"My Final Star!" She cried. "YES!"

It took her a moment to realize that she was standing at least twenty feet above the floor. She looked up, and she was surrounded by three elderly women, wearing cloaks with Final Stars on the front. They were all pointing at a glowing pearly sphere, with beams of light shooting out of their palms.

"Where am I?"

"A-hem." Fionna looked down to see BUFETTE standing below, observing her. "Direct your vision to the Observing Orb."

Fionna looked into the orb. There was an image of the temple, and a fiery, GIGANTIC asteroid was floating not too far away. "Is that an asteroid heading for this very temple?"

"Yes. It has been heading for this temple for over 1,000 years. Only the power of Master Witches can keep it away. Quickly, put your power into the Orb."

"Alright." Fionna focused her power into the Orb. A beam of light shot into the Orb, and Fionna was shot back by the force, but she was able to control it. "Okay…I got it…"

"Good. Now I will relieve Sister Jessica from her pledge." She snapped her fingers.

"It's about time," A woman with pale green skin moaned.

She disappeared and reappeared next to BUFETTE.

"And you will take her place for the rest of your natural life."

"Great. Wait. WHAT?"

"This is what you signed up for when you took the Pledge."

"That's what all the witch training was about?" Fionna shouted angrily, and ripped her powers from the Orb. "YOU LIED TO ME!"

"Young witch!"

Fionna turned around to the Orb to see that the asteroid began to accelerate. "The asteroid approaches!" Another woman shrieked.

"Oh, yeah, sorry," Fionna focused her powers back into the Orb, and the asteroid flew back.

"Of course I tricked you," BUFETTE shrugged. "Who else would volunteer? BUFETTE out."

And with that, she picked up Sister Jessica and left the room.

"This reeks," Fionna said. "Elderly women, isn't there another way?"

"Nope. This is how Mother Nature wanted it."

"Forget Mother Nature!" Fionna yelled. She ripped her powers away from the Orb and jumped off of the platform she was standing on, landing catlike on the floor.

"You fool!" An elderly Sister cried. "You're sending us into disaster!"

"YOUTHFUL POWERS FOREVER!" Fionna cried, running out the door.

When she got outside, the asteroid was about the size of a baseball in the sky. The sky, in fact, was beginning to turn a light scarlet color. The clouds were turning blackish, and her clothes were turning red in the light.

"HEY!"

Fionna looked ahead to see Jessica stepping into a coffin, with Jessica looking on.

"Are you insane in the brain? Get back onto the platform! You'll kill us all!"

Fionna searched her mind. She then quickly pointed at BUFETTE and shouted, "SLEEP DEEP SHEEP!"

BUFETTE fainted.

Fionna ran up the walls of the temple like a spider and stood up on the shingle roof, staring at the asteroid.

She lifted up a fist and cried, "WITCH POWERS ACTIVATE!"

Nothing happened.

"Maybe my footing's off?" She moved her foot, and her fist glowed. "There we go!"

Focusing all of her power, she pointed to her eyes and cried, "TIGER TIGGER TIMER!", and her eyes went as green as a tiger's. She held up her hand, cried, "BEAR HAIR MARE!", and her hand went clawed and furry brown. She held up her other arm, yelled, "STEEL KILL HEAL!", and her hand turned into solid steel. She lifted up her feet, yelled, "SPARK ARK DARK!", and her feet sparked like a firework. She hunched forward, called, "WINGS KINGS RINGS!", and bat-like wings shot out of her back. "AND FINALLY, ALL THE OTHER POWERS I DON'T KNOW BY NAME!"

She flew into the scarlet sky. "With all of my powers combined, I can move the entire temple out of the way of the asteroid!"

She shot all of her powers at the temple, and with all of her strength, she tried to move the temple, but it only tilted to the right.

As she did so, Cake slid across the floor of the temple, and fell out of a window, landing onto the dirt.

"I need some help," she panted. She looked down, and saw Cake sleeping on the dirt. "Cake! AWAKE BAKE SAKE!"

A small beam shot towards Cake, and Cake shot up a hand, muttering, "REFLECT RESPECT UPSET.", and the beam hit a rock.

The rock sprang to life. "Oh. I'm alive." She looked up at the asteroid. "Huh? AH! I'M GOING TO DIE!"

Fionna moaned. "Great. My youthful idea with kill everyone."

"It was your idea."

Fionna span around to see the other Sisters standing around her, with bear paws, tiger eyes, steel arms, sparking feet, and bat wings.

"Elderly witches!" Fionna smiled. "You came to help me protect the village!"

"No. we just came up here so that we wouldn't get killed by that asteroid."

"Oh. Uh…can you help me out since you're here already, then?"

"Sure."

They all focused their powers onto the temple. They mustered all of their strength and pulled the temple towards them. The temple rose from the ground, and the asteroid filled its place.

There was a blinding light, and Fionna could practically feel her witch powers being ripped from her body along with her cloak, leaving her back in her skirt, shirt, and shoes.

Cake felt the blast and returned to her normal white-and-coffee-color and blew her into the air. "WHAT THE FUR?"

Suddenly, the sky turned back to normal, a cloudy blue. Everything looked parch, the ground a sandy white.

Fionna and the Sister witches landed face-down on the ground, somewhat burned but perfectly fine.

"Thank you, Sisters," Fionna smiled. "We saved the temple! And we managed to save a few of your twilight years!"

"You should be thanking me."

Everyone turned sharply to see BUFETTE walking towards them.

"For this was my plan all these 1,476 years."

"No way!" Fionna yelled. "Your idea was to take some old women and make them stay here to keep the asteroid at bay."

BUFETTE hung her head. "You're right. No more free powers. I now renounce all magic." She flopped down and wailed, "MY LIFE IS OVEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!"

"Jeez, calm down, lady. You don't have to quit your job."

"Sniff…I don't?"

"No. Just don't take credit for ideas that aren't yours."

"Oh. Okay. Good idea. Glad I thought of it."

Afterwards, as Fionna and Cake were walking home, they ran into the Skeleton again.

"Hey…weirdoes…want a free serpent kidney?"

"FLIP YES!"

FACTS:

Fionna and Cake lost their powers in the explosion. The explosion tore off their cloaks, which contained their powers.

Next episode will be EVICTED! So excited! XD

R&R!

Yours till the sun shines,

MOONSTAR