Sorry for the lateish posting, I got sick and bla. Here it is.

-LaynieeLoo

Chapter 3

As I pick up the key to my TARDISes front door, I feel two new sets of eyes watching my every move. As I put the chain around my neck, I hear a girl, most likely about how old I look right now, about twenty years old, whisper to Agent Ward, "She's an alien? Wow, I would have never guessed." Agent Ward made a shush sound and then turned his attention on me.

"As Agent Coulson said earlier, we already tried the key. It refused to unlock." "She." I said, I could feel that my TARDIS was started to get irritated with being called an it.

"Excuse me?" the woman who hadn't talked asked. "She is a she. She refused to unlock." I said. I was now facing her. She had black hair and a look on her face that shouted, don't mess with me.

"Wow, some addiction to her van there. Even I didn't call my van a she and I basically lived in my van." The woman standing next to Ward said. Ward responded by giving he another look and whispering, "Skye, would you please stop talking?!" in the general direction of her ear. Now I just had to figure out the black haired woman's name.

"Well… okay then. I'll just pop into my van and get changed, then come back out to be questioned." I said to all of them.

I slide the key into the lock and twisted it. To everyone's surprise except mine, the door popped open and I slipped inside without giving anyone the chance to look inside. I run my hand over a few levers caringly, and watch as the Time Rotor changes from yellow to dark purple. Because every 230.7 TARDIS is different, it had taken me a while to match colors to emotions. Yellow means slightly irritated, which was understandable and dark purple mean happy and excited. Apparently every 230.7 also comes with a built in body that the soul of the TARDIS can inhabit. I have yet to figure how to turn on the body though.

I make my way towards the wardrobe and pick out a black long sleeve shirt and some jeans which go nicely with the combat boots that I happen to be wearing. I hang my purple dress up and make my back to the front door, dragging my hand across the walls as I walk.

Opening up the front door and quickly slipping out before closing it- again so no one can see inside, Agent Ward caught my right arm and started leading me into this miniature lab where Leo Fitz and Jemma Simmons were setting something up. From here it looked like a lie detector. As I neared the table where it was set up, I found out that it was in fact a lie detector. I sigh and mentally roll my eyes as they hook me into it.

"I know over 500 different ways to lie on a lie detector* and they all involve using just your hands." I say, but only half of that sentence is true. I do know over 500 ways to lie on a lie detector, but only half of them use just your hands. For the other half, I need a tack, paper clip, or any other sharp object. But that's not really my point.

Agent Coulson just looks at me, but doesn't say or do anything to stop Ms. Simmons or Mr. Fitz. After all the set up was complete, everyone lined up in a line and looked at me. I could not figure out what they were looking for, maybe there was something in my teeth or my bra strap was showing. Either way, no one said anything and the way they were staring at me was starting to creep me out. Finally, Fitz broke the almost scary silence by saying, "Well, before we begin our session today, we all are going to introduce ourselves. After we finish introducing ourselves, we will begin to ask questions". I mentally sighed in my head. At first I had thought that being 'kidnaped' by SHIELD would be fun and exciting, but this becoming horribly boring. Maybe I should not have set my standards so high…

* I have no idea if there are over 500 ways to lie on a lie detector; I just thought it made this chapter a bit more interesting.