CHARACTERS
Cake—Fionna's best friend/adoptive sister and Mo-Chro's girlfriend. She doesn't look much like Jake aside from their body proportions. She has white eyes in which the black pupils become circular if surprised, excited, shocked, or scared. She has a cat muzzle and a small nose (compared to Jake's), cat ears, white fur with many coffee colored spots, and a large bushy tail. Cake may know Morse code in order to speak to Lord Monochromicorn, similar to how Jake knows Korean in order to speak to Lady Rainicorn. Cake plays a hammered dulcimer, as opposed to a viola. Her tail "frizzes out" if it is agitated or worried.
Fionna—is a 13-year-old adventurer and Cake's adoptive sister. While usually appearing as black dots, her eyes are seen as blue when enlarged. She wears a rabbit-themed hat (similar to Finn's bear-themed hat) with exposed locks of blonde hair. Unlike Finn, her neck is shown. Her outfit includes a teal blue shirt with elbow-length sleeves, a dark blue skirt, and knee-high socks with two thin horizontal stripes at the top. Fionna is heavier set than. She has a green backpack (similar to Finn's) and Mary Jane shoes. Her name was officially changed from "Fiona" to "Fionna," presumably to make it more similar to Finn's name. The pronunciation, however, has remained unchanged. Like Finn and his crush on Princess Bubblegum, it is revealed in many portraits posted that Fionna has a crush on Prince Gumball. Fionna has buck teeth like a rabbit. Fionna, like Finn, is Cake's adoptive sister.
Magic Woman-is the main antagonist of the Freaks. She appears as a homeless woman to them before turning them into some body part with her magic powers. She is a humanoid with light spring green skin, curly orange-red hair, and tattered magenta clothes with a matching hat. She also wears mismatched boots, one crimson and the other orange. She has white eyes, like the Ice Queen. She has a mahogany backpack with lawn green and umber straps with a rolled-up tangelo blanket. She has a pouch strapped to her leg. Whilst disguised as a beggar, she covers herself with a tattered old lavender cloak that hides her features. She is one of the few characters with a nose.
Garla-A member of FreakCity and one of the ears of SuperFreak. He is a humanoid. Wendy and Garla resemble Brazil nuts with swirls on their stomachs. His swirl is larger than Wendy's. Garla, as a Freak, looks like a beige ear.
Gorgi-the leader of FreakCity and head of SuperFreak. As a Freak, she resembles an infected thumb with a large purple eye, a mouth, a pale pink skin. Her humanoid form consists of brown clothes similar to Xena the Warrior Princess's, with bright red sneakers and short, choppy black hair. She can shoot lasers from her eyes that can turn anything it touches into flames as well as intensify fires. This may have been what caused Shape Village to catch fire.
Kyle-A member of FreakCity and a leg of SuperFreak. He speaks with a thick British accent and hates Trevor. As a Freak, he is a beige leg. In humanoid form, he has long, tied-back black hair and an eye-patch over his left eye (though as a Freak, he has two eyes) and has a large syringe filled with a bubbly olive fluid, apparently grafted to his right arm. He has a jungle green eye and beige skin. He wears a white tailcoat with red pants and black boots. It is possible his eye-patch is the reason he said, "the eyes, cut her in the eyes" when they had the Magic Woman pinned.
Trevor-a member of FreakCity and the torso of SuperFreak. He hates Kyle. He speaks with a thick Jamaican accent. As a Freak, he is a light blue torso with a face. In his humanoid form, he wears a laser lemon body suit with a cyan triangle at the neck. He has curly blond hair and a circular helmet, as well as light blue skin.
Wendy-a member of FreakCity and one of the ears. As a Freak, he looks like a beige ear. As a humanoid, he resembles a Brazil nut with a swirl on his stomach. His swirl is smaller than Garla's.
Zahra-One of the legs of SuperFreak and a member of FreakCity. Her Freak form is a light pink leg. As a humanoid, she has salmon skin and an amber face. She has short fiery hair. Her clothes consist of a large cloud in the shape of a dress.
SuperFreak: A creature formed but the members of Freak City (Fionna, Garla, Gorgi, Kyle, Trevor, Wendy, Zahra.) Cake joins, wanting to help. Kyle and Zahra are the legs, Trevor the torso, Garla and Wendy are the ears, Gorgi the head, Fionna is a hand, and Cake forms their clothes.
Freak City
Title Card
The one-eyed, female creature looked out from the darkness, hissing loudly
Fionna and Cake calmly walked out of the forest to the cemetery. It was a normal day, the sky clear, the sun bright, and because of nothing to do, they just decided to talk a calm walk.
"Walking...walking..." Fionna stopped walking and started doing a hambone dance. "Hambone break!"
Cake chuckled as she watched Fionna dance whilst slapping her knees and elbows. Fionna's hands came near here. Cake tensed. "Hey. Get away from me!" Fionna began to lightly slap all over the cat, causing Cake to laugh and giggle and blush from embarrassment.
There was a groan.
Fionna and Cake froze and turned to the voice. A woman was lying on the floor, trembling, raising a shaking hand. She was covering in a black coat, no part of her face or body being seen. "Food. Food for a poor old woman." She began to twitch and shake and flip like she had a major spasm.
"Geez laweez, girl!" Fionna frowned deeply.
The woman twitched again. "So. You got any, kiddo?" She reached out a twitchy, shaking hand. "Food?"
Fionna took off her backpack and dug around in it. "Um...maybe..." She felt something small and circular. "I do." She pulled out the treat. "I've got this blueberry.
Nuts. Fionna thought. I'm flipping all about blueberries. But I'm even more all about...FEEDING HOBOS!
"Wait Fionna!"
Fionna turned to a frowning Cake. "Maybe helping this starving homeless woman is the wrong thing to do!"
"Why?"
"I dunno...I just said it MAYBE..."
"A heroin always helps someone in need." Her voice dropped to a whisper. "And besides. She may be a fairy or something in disguise who will reward us for being nice."
"Whoa, cool!"
Fionna smiled and walked over to the homeless, kneeling down. "Here ya g-"
Suddenly, the woman back-flipped to her flip and snatched the blueberry from her fingers. She popped it in her mouth, licking her fingers. She chewed loudly.
And chewed.
And chewed.
And chewed.
Fionna and Cake waited. :/
"I'm not really a homeless woman." The woman said, her lips smacking. "I'm really a...MAGIC WOMAAAAAAAAN!"
She ripped off her cloak, and beaming, flipped backwards. Her scarlet hair fizzed like a fire. Fireworks, smoke, and everything you can imagine erupted from her fingertips.
Fionna and Cake gasped.
"Whoa!"
"She's magic!"
"And not homeless!"
"I didn't expect this!"
"Pretty math!"
"Algebra!"
The Magic Woman knelt down, whistling. A chipmunk hopped over to her, smiling. Magic Woman muttered under her breath.
Suddenly, the chipmunk's mouth open widely, like a black hole. It can't be described what happened next, so to put it short, it turned inside-out. Its veins and bones replaced its fur and skin.
"Magic!" Magic Woman beamed.
The chipmunk scurried, plopping wetly on the ground.
Cake buried her face into Fionna's shirt, trembling. "Think happy thoughts...cute little bees...little babies...tiny tiny bunnies..."
"What is wrong with you, Magic Woman!" Fionna yelled.
"You gave me that candy. Now, I'll do you a favor in return! A MAGIC FAVOR!"
She pointed at Fionna.
Suddenly, Fionna was engulfed in a cloud of sparking, sparkling purple smoke. The cloud spun around her like a tornado before dissolving.
Fionna twitched and trembled. She lurched forward and backward.
"Fifi!" Cake gasped.
Suddenly, Fionna's body molded and morphed. Soon, she resembled a human hand. Her torso up was on top, and the hand stopped at the wrist. The hand was positioned like a spider, its nails in the ground.
"WHAT?"
"You are now a big hand!" Magic Woman said, like it wasn't obvious enough.
"WHY'D YOU DO THAT?"
"Because a magical life lesson comes to you today!"
"NO! Change me back or give me back my candy!"
"Not until you appreciate what a jerk I am."
Magic Woman clapped her hands. She shot in the air like a rocket in a cloud of blue smoke. She exploded like a firework, the sparks spelling out "EAT IT."
"What a nut-job." Cake said, looking as the sparks disappeared.
"WHAT! THE! FLIP! WHAT KIND OF DEAL IS THAT? I HELP SOMEONE AND THEY CHANGE ME INTO A UGLY HAND?"
Cake observed her, poking her face. "Actually, you look pretty good."
"GET OFF ME!" Fionna pushed her away. "I CAN'T BE A HEROIN IF I'M A PRETTY HAND!"
"Fionna, maybe you're looking at this gift all wrong. Now that you're giant hand, you can slap evil in the face LIKE A BOSS! You're 100% slap!"
"Cupcake, why are you being so level-headed about this?"
"Don't be a baby, Fifi." Cake stretched her face so that it seemed like a giant plate to Fionna. "Here, slap me."
Fionna glared. ):-( "YOU'RE THE BABY!"
She tried to hit Cake with her giant index finger, but only brushed the cat's face.
"OW! See, Fifi? Let's give your new bod a shot!"
"NO, CUPCAKE! I WANT TO GO FIND THAT MAGIC WOMAN AND GET MY BODY BACK!"
Cake shushed her, stroking her face. "Shhh. Don't scorn a gift. This Woman is trying to teach you a lesson about being a heroin. Come on, be a hand for a little while. It's gonna be awesome!"
"..."
Cake moved Fionna's mouth like a fish. "Ok, I will. Awesome, Fifi! You won't regret this!"
Later, Fionna was propped up on some kind of spring, her hand-body upside down as Cake went on. "Ok, so when the next monster comes, she'll step on that trigger over there which'll spring your body right to the monster's face, girl."
"Cupca-"
"Shhhhh. HERE IT COMES!"
The ground rumbled, a twenty-foot-tall, two-headed female monster dressed in a fur dress came running down the field, growling. Fionna wondered how a monster would randomly show up like that.
Soon enough, the monster stepped on the trigger. Fionna felt herself being slinghot into the air. Soon, her giant palm collided with the monster's rough cheek Fionna fell back to the ground with a thump. She picked herself up and saw that she had left a red glow on the monster's face.
"OUR FACE!" The first head cried. "OUR EVIL FACE!"
"OWWWWWWW!" The second one cried.
Cake ran up to Fionna and picked her off of the ground, running away. "See? You're a great heroine! Let's go set up some more catapaults so we can laugh and be heroines all day!"
"No, Cupcake! Let's find that magician!"
"Fifi, being a slap-master hand is a gift! Don't scorn a gift! I thought I taught you that!"
"HEEEEEEEEELP!"
Cake stopped running and set Fionna down. Down the hill, a small town was in flames, and people were running around, screaming. Smoke filled the sky.
"Town on fire!" Cake gasped. "This looks like a job for Fionna's hand-slapping ability!"
"But...I can't even bend these big fat fingers! I'm worthless!"
"You can do it, Fifi! What'd I teach you?"
"Not to scorn...the gift...of slapping people in the face?"
"You got it! Now go slap that fire out! I'm going to go rescue the babies!" Cake's face suddenly turned dark. "Only the babies." She threw Fionna over the hill. "GET YOUR HEROIN ON, FIFI!"
Fionna flew all the way down to the burning village. People with oddly shaped faces were screaming and shrieking. Every building was in flames, smoke poisoning the air.
"Um..." Fionna looked around nervously. She didn't know how to help these people. "Ok...Ok...um...You can save these people, Fionna...Go small...start on a little flame anf go from there..."
She spotted the tiniest flam a foot away. It was the size of a baseball. "I'm taking you down!"
She brought herself into a springing position, her fingers bended. She thrust forward...
...but toppled onto the flame.
"AAAAAHHHHH!" Fionna screamed at the burning pain. "CUPCAKE! I'M BURNING! HELP! I CAN'T MOVE!"
The people stopped in their tracks, span around, and ran over to her.
Fionna smiled. "Oh, thank goodness. Please help me. I can't move."
One circle-headed woman furrowed her eyebrows. "What is it?"
A triangle-headed man growled. "IT'S ANOTHER FREAK!"
"I BET IT STARTED THIS FIRE!" A square-headed woman cried.
"WHAT?" Fionna cried. "I DIDN'T START-"
The townspeople glared at her and stalked over to her body. "FREAK! FREAK! THROW HER UNDER THE BRIDGE WITH THE OTHERS!"
They lifted Fionna off of the ground and started to run. They ran right out of the village until they approached a deserted bridge. They heaved Fionna over the edge. Fionna landed with a SPLASH! into the shallow water. She didn't stand.
She watched as the townspeople stormed off. "I'm not a freak..." She sniffed. "I'm a heroin..."
"FIFI!"
Fionna stopped sniffing and looked up. Cake was running down the hill, her arms filled with oddly-headed babies. She set them down on the grass before running down into the water, where the water reached her knees. The babies crawled away.
"Cupcake, how'd you find me?" Fionna inquired.
"Oh, I can sense when you're about to cry. It's like a mother/daughter thang."
"I'm not gonna cry! I just FEEL like it!"
"Fifi, keep it together and listen to Mama Cake."
"NO! WE HAVE TO GO FIND THAT MAGIC WOMAN AND ORDER HER TO GIVE ME MY BODY BACK!"
Cake didn't respond. She held up her ear. "What is that sound?" She walked over to the edge of darkness the bottom of the bridge.
"CUPCAKE!"
"It's blocking out your voice."
"CUPCAKE, GET BACK HERE!"
"It's sounds like a fish."
"Welcome, travelers."
Cake screamed and turned around.
Fionna and Cake looked at the female. She looked like a chair-sized stub. She had a single, huge purple eye and pale pink skin. "I am Gorgi. Leader of FreakCity. I see one of you has felt the Magic Woman's touch."
"You know that gal?" Fionna asked in shock as Cake pushed her over to Gorgi.
"Enter my domain." Gorgi entered the darkness, the splashing of her in the water following her. "I will tell you what you need to know."
Cake pushed Fionna in after Gorgi. Under the bridge, it was very dark and still wet from the water. Eventually, the ground got higher and the water disappeared. A small fire flickered on the dry ground like a beacon.
Gorgi stared at the fire for a moment. A sort of laser shot from her eye and hit the fire. The fire burned like crazy. Gorgi nodded and turned back to Fionna and Cake.
"We're all cursed ones. All once normal guys and gals who came across the Megic Woman's touch." Gorgi said. Fionna was confused when she said 'we' but then realized there were others under the bridge with them.
"That's Zahra. The leg."
Gorgi gestured to a leg-shaped female with pink skin and a small face. Zahra tried to move but just rolled over.
"Trevor, the torso."
Fionna looked over to a torso-shaped male with light blue skin and a cheeky face. He smiled at them before going back to sleep.
"That's Wendy and Garla." Gorgi's voice turned to a whisper. "They were turned into ears."
They looked over at Wendy and Garla, two ear-shaped males, with small faces who were currently wrestling each other.
"And that's Kyle. He's another leg."
Finally, Gorgi gestured to another leg-shaped person, a male, with light beige skin and blue eyes. He was currently hugging a rusty can.
"Please," Gorgi smiled, "Make yourselves at home! Would you like anything to drink?"
"Do you have any milk?" Cake asked.
"No."
"..."
"...Well...I don't think so...um...I don't know, maybe..." She turned around and hopped away. "I'll go check."
"Hey, Fifi," Cake whispered, "This place is bumming me out. Let's get out of here."
"What? No! These guys might be my only hope! I've gotta find out what they know!"
Gorgi came back, pushing a glass of milk in front of her as she hopped. "Hey, we actually do have milk."
"Listen Gorgi," Fionna said as Cake took the glass, "Thanks for being really cool and all, but I need to find this Magic Woman. What do you know about her?"
"Oh, she can't be caught! She's got mad magic! And we're worthless Freaks, we can't find her. So we've gathered here to wallow in self-pity."
"Woo-hoo! Self party!" Wendy and Garla cheered. Garla knocked into Wendy, and Wendy bit him, and they eventually were in a wild fight.
Gorgi frowned. "...Theirs is the saddest plight of all."
"But don't you even want to try?" Fionna asked.
"No." Kyle and Trevor said together.
"But why not? You're all totally miserable here!"
"It's a living."
"No it's not, Zahra! It's not a living. It's diapers! I don't wanna be a hand!"
The Freaks just shrugged and toppled over into sleep.
Fionna gawked. D:(
"Accept what fate has given you and stay a hand." Cake told her, sitting in a pile of soft, moldy trash filled with rats and flies. "Gorgi, can we live here in this pile of trash and flies forever?"
"Yeah, girl. Trash it up."
Cake sighed. "Awesome." She laid back in the trash, where the rats and flies imediatly swarmed to her. "Here we go."
"Cupcake, stop trashing around!" Fionna groaned. "You're going to make me give into depression!"
"What are you gonna do about it? Probably nothing, right? If you're depressed, you'll do nothing."
"I...maybe I will do nothing. Maybe I'll just lay here." She laid down flat on her palm, like a human hand pressed to a wall. "Lay here and rot like the rest of you. Is that what you want?"
"Yeah! Stay a hand! Stay a hand!"
Fionna sighed and eventually fell into a deep sleep, Cake's words ringing in her ears.
Is this really my new life?
Is this where my story says 'fin?'
Being in this body
Seems like a battle
That I can not win
Maybe I should lay
My head down slow
And sleep until it's all ova
Is this really the end?
Of the heroin Fionna?
"FLIP NO! DARN IT, NO!" Fionna jumped up. "This isn't how I go! I'm gona kill it. I'm gonna kick life's butt! And win it! To win it! I'm gonna take life's name and spit on it and kick it! Life can just go eat it! Cos this is a woman's game!"
Fionna stalked over to a sleeping Gorgi. "Get up, Gorgi!"
"Why?"
"I'm not gonna let you lay here and waste awaaaaay. You better up, Gorgi, or I'll slap you up. Today's the daaaaay,"
"OK, sheesh, just be cool!"
Fionna slapped Gorgi three feet away. "I'm not gonna be cool! I'm piping hot!"
"Get up, Trevor!"
"OW!"
"Get up, Kyle!"
"Ouch!"
"I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU ROT!"
Cake felt the dim like cease through her eyelids. She opened her eyes to see an annoyed Fionna. "Fionna! You can move your hand-body around! You're embracing your handness!"
"Cake! Stop telling me to enjoy being a hand and get out of that trash!"
"I can't take you seriously when you're singing, Fifi."
"GET UP!"
Fionna slapped Cake towards the others. "OK! OK! OUCH!"
"All of you shut your yaps! I'll fix you with my slaps!"
One by one, the Freaks and Cake were slapped out into the water and sunlight. They landed with splashes and yelps.
"I'm gonna reconstruct y'alls self-worth, brick by emotional brick."
In the rage, Fionna continued to slap the Freaks around until they were all grouped together, some of them on top, other next to.
"Wait, Fionna, stop!" Gorgi pleaded. "We don't like touching each other."
Fionna ignored her and slapped Wendy and Garla over to them. She stopped at the sight of them. "Wait a second. Kyle, get underneath Trevor."
"No, please! I flippin' hate Trevor!"
"KYLE! I WILL DESTROY YOU!"
"Ok! Ok!" Kyle put himself under Trevor rather uncomfortably.
"Now for me!" Fionna hopped over. "Look at us!"
Zahra and Kyle were both positioned underneath Trevor. Gorgi was on top, between Wendy and Garla, with Fionna off to the side. They looked like a...SuperFreak.
Cake gasped in awe.
'SuperFreak' looked into the water at their reflection.
"We're like a big, normal person." Gorgi said in awe.
"We're perfect together." Zahra agreed.
"Thank you, Fionna!"
"Thank you!"
"Word!" Fionna beamed. "Now let's go wreck up that Magic Woman! Who's with me?"
"Absolutely!" "Yeah!" "Right on!"
"Let me get in this. I'll be the clothes!" Cake wrapped herself around SuperFreak, tightening them together like tape.
"Food?"
Everyone froze.
"Food for a poor old hag?"
Fionna gasped.
"Food?" The black-clothed feminine figure repeated. "Any food?"
"We've got some milk left over." Gorgi said. "Waaaaait a second!"
The woman ripped off her black cloak.
"Yes! It is I, Magic Woman!" She beamed.
She shot some lasers at them. SuperFreak jumped out of the way just in time.
"Come on, Apple Grease! What cha gonna do?" Magic Woman challenged.
SuperFreak socked her in the stomach. Magic Woman skid across the water. "Are you sure about that?"
"DARN RIGHT WE ARE! WE'RE HUGE! And Gorgi has that laser-eye thing. GORGI, DO THAT THING YOU DO!"
Gorgi stared down at Magic Woman. A large red laser shot out of her eye. Magic Woman put up a shield around her.
"Is that all you've got?" She cackled.
"WE'VE GOT MORE!"
"Cut her in the eyes!"
"YOU CAN'T FOOL US ANYMORE WITH YOUR STUPID TRICKS!"
"My tricks as precisely as stupid as your whack innocence requires!"
"NO MORE RIDDLES! GIVE US OUR BODIES!"
Fionna slapped Magic Woman away ten feet in white-hot rage. She landed with a large splash in the water.
"Why should I? You only act like a heroin so you can get what you want!"
Fionna froze with realization. "That's it! You were trying to teach us a lesson about giving without expecting anything in return! I should have given you that candy without even THINKING of an award! Like how a hand helps a body with no payment!"
The others nodded. "Oh, yeah." "Right." "We were so self-absorbed."
"WRONG!"
Magic Woman fired fireworks at SuperFreak. They all yelped and dodged the attacks. One firework hit Fionna in the face, which caused her to scream at the burning, fiery pain.
"FIFI! ARE YOU OKAY?" Cake screamed.
"I'm fine." Fionna rounded on the Magic Woman. "You've gifted us nothing but heartache, Magic Woman! What's the life lesson in that?"
"Yeah!" "She's right!" "What the flip!"
"You are SO close to the answer!" Magic Woman beamed.
SuperFreak jumped in the air. They landed down, Fionna pinning down the Magic Woman. "YOU'RE THE WORST! I SHOULD NEVER HAD TAKEN PITY ON YOU!"
"You're so close!"
"SHUT UP! I WISH I'D NEVER TAKEN PITY ON YOU, CAUSE YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A JERK! AND YOU DON'T APPRECIATE ANYTHING!"
"THAT'S IT! YOU'VE LEARNED THE LESSON!"
Magic Woman disappeared from under Fionna and appeared next to her. She clapped her hands.
SuperFreak was engulfed in a sparkly purple cloud. Fionna felt herself lurch and squirm until she hit the water. She looked around to see the others had returned to their true forms, her as well.
"Now I'm off to teach my lessons to other wusses!" Magic Woman disappeared, and Fionna was sure she wasn't going to be running into her for a while.
"I hate that gal." Fionna mumbled. "But at least now we can go back to our lives."
"Actually..." Gorgi mumbled, still sitting on top of Trevor, now a woman with short, choppy black hair and a smaller eye.
"We like being like this." Kyle said, still under Trevor, now a man with long, tied-back black hair and olie green eyes.
"Yeah, we like being like this," Zahra said, now a sort of woman with short pink hair and cloud-shaped clothes.
"Bye!" SuperFreak left, and Fionna smiled after her friends.
"What was the lesson we learned?" Fionna asked Cake.
"Don't give your sugar to jerks and/or don't talk to strangers?"
"Speaking of jerks...WHAT THE BLUBINS? Why did you want me to stay a hand when I wanted to be a girl again?"
"Because I...always..." Cake mumbled the last part.
"What?"
"I...kinda always wanted to be a hand myself."
"YOU COULD BE A HAND RIGHT NOW! I SAW YOU TURN INTO A HAND TWICE YESTERDAY!"
"Yeah, but..."
"BUT WHAT?"
"You'll understand when your older."
And with that, the human girl and cat left the bridge.
TRIVIA
"Freak City" was originally titled "Good Buddies".
Fionna sings in auto-tune again in this episode for "The Heroin Girl Named Fionna". The first song in auto-tune, Fionna's Baby Song, makes its debut in "The Bouncer", and Fionna sings in auto-tune again during the scene where she lays down in depression.
All of Cake's "happy thoughts" when the Magic Woman scares her are all small things that start with "B": "bees, babies, tiny, tiny bunnies."
It is implied that Cake has a hand fetish, being excited when Fionna turns into a giant hand. She also says that she loves the look of Fionna's foot-body.
It is unknown whether or not the village was burned to the ground after they threw Fionna under the bridge.
When Fionna was singing and trying to get Gorgi up, in the background Wendy and Garla were bouncing up and down.
Cake shows her dark side once again by saying that she will go into town and save only the babies.
When Fionna is in hand form, she has 5 hands, unlike when she was in her normal body.