Lady Leprechaun-She is the leader of the Leprechauns and the empress of the Underland. She is short, with tan skin and flaming, short red hair. Instead of wearing a green skirt, blouse, and apron like her subjects, she wears a green, clover-covered dress with a white undershirt and belt, along with green boots and a green top hat.
Fionna—is a 13-year-old adventurer and Cake's adoptive sister. While usually appearing as black dots, her eyes are seen as blue when enlarged. She wears a rabbit-themed hat (similar to Finn's bear-themed hat) with exposed locks of blonde hair. Unlike Finn, her neck is shown. Her outfit includes a teal blue shirt with elbow-length sleeves, a dark blue skirt, and knee-high socks with two thin horizontal stripes at the top. Fionna is heavier set than. She has a green backpack (similar to Finn's) and Mary Jane shoes. Her name was officially changed from "Fiona" to "Fionna," presumably to make it more similar to Finn's name. The pronunciation, however, has remained unchanged. Like Finn and his crush on Princess Bubblegum, it is revealed in many portraits posted that Fionna has a crush on Prince Gumball. Fionna has buck teeth like a rabbit. Fionna, like Finn, is Cake's adoptive sister.
Cake—Fionna's best friend/adoptive sister and Mo-Chro's girlfriend. She doesn't look much like Jake aside from their body proportions. She has white eyes in which the black pupils become circular if surprised, excited, shocked, or scared. She has a cat muzzle and a small nose (compared to Jake's), cat ears, white fur with many coffee colored spots, and a large bushy tail. Cake may know Morse code in order to speak to Lord Monochromicorn, similar to how Jake knows Korean in order to speak to Lady Rainicorn. Cake plays a hammered dulcimer, as opposed to a viola. Her tail "frizzes out" if it is agitated or worried.
CONTROL FREAK
Title Card
Cake feels the Control Freaks enter her body, her eyes flashing bright white.
Fionna carefully climbed up the ladder, one hand reaching for the pegs of the ladder, the other holding a bag of of peanuts and beef jerky to her chest. The night felt good, a nice cool air surrounding her, not freezing but just right. The stars twinkled overhead, some blinded by the grey clouds that were silhouetted by the moonlight. She craned her neck behind her, pausing in her trek up the ladder. "You got the cooler, sis?"
Cake was a yard or behind her on the ladder. Her tail had molded itself into a boxy shape, the cooler fitting perfectly inside. She was climbing up the ladder easily. "I got it!"
"Good." smiled Fionna. "We'll need it."
They finally reached the top of the Treehouse, where the party was going on. They had brought up the indigo armchair, a table for the upcoming snacks, and a boom box that was blasting out Great Morning by the Baked Beans. A good few guests were there, LSP, Lollipop Boy, Cinnamon Bun, Beema, Prince Gumball, Lord Monochromicorn, Marshall Lee and so on. LSP and Lollipop Boy were talking away, Cinnnamon bun and a few others were dancing, and Beema was simply sitting on the arm of the armchair. Prince Gumball was sitting in the Boat, a telescope in hand. Marshall Lee was was standing on the roof of another Treehouse section, alone. Lord Monochromicorn was flying in circles overhead. Everyone had a smile on their faces.
"Hey, everyone!" yelled Fionna. "Watch this!"
Silence fell over everyone as they stopped to watch, Lollipop Boy turning off the Boom Box. Fionna turned around completely and crouched. Then she jumped into the air, twirling around rapidly like a figure skater. Then, for just half a second, she was just above the table. She raised the kerkey and peanuts packets above her head and slammed them down on the table professionally before landing on her feet.
Everyone went into booming applause, a few whoops filling the air. Fionna smiled and nodded in appreciation. Cake decided to show off a bit herself.
"Check this out, everyone!" All attention turned to Cake this time. "I got the cooler!"
Cake began to twist her stretchy body. As she did, the cooler missplaced itself and fell from her back. It fell to the floor of the Treetop, bursting open. Ice and water splattered the floor, colas, pops, and waters spreading everywhere. Cake, worried, turned to everyone, expecting a chorus of 'Booooooo.'
Instead, everyone laughed. Not in a cruel way, but in a way that showed they were laughing because she was funny, not because she was acting stupid. Cinnamon Bun walked up to Fionna with a big smile. "Fionna, you always focus an endless amount of energy into everything you do."
"What about me?" Cake said to Cinnamon Bun with a smile. "What do I put my energy into?"
"Uhm..." CB paused, her eyes darting back and forth in worry. "Cake, you don't really focus at all."
Cake (who was putting a bowl of spaghetti into a waffle iron and then closed it, splattering noodles everywhere) turned to the talking pastry. "What?"
"I said you don't focus at all." repeated CB.
"I so focus! What do you think I'm doing here?" She gestured to the waffle iron, which has whisps of smoke coming from it, like small snakes.
"You're stuffing spaghetti into a waffle iron."
Cake was too busy slurping up the burnt spaghetti to listen. "I'm sorry, did you say something?"
"Uhm...Hey, Fionna, do another trick!" CB turned to Fionna quickly to change the subject.
Fionna nodded and did a perfect flip, landing on her feet once more. There was another round of applause.
"You're fantastic, Fionna."
Fionna turned around to see a tall woman in a purple coat, with flaming red hair and emerald eyes, smiling at her. She didn't know her, but perhaps Cake had invited her. "Yeah, thanks! I never really slow down."
As she turned around to view the party, watching everyone enjoy themselves, she felt something on the back of her head. She turned and nearly jumped ten feet high to see the Tall Woman, her forehead pressed to hers. "Never slow down?"
"Please get off."
"So." The Tall Woman pulled back. "Do you think your energy is enough to power a gigantic machine?"
"I'd guess so." shrugged Fionna.
"Good." the Tall Woman began to creep away from the human girl. "Gooooood."
Fionna stared as the Tall Woman walked away. Then she turned. Cake was dancing very nicely on the top of the armchair, with LSP and Lord Monochromicorn dancing nearby. She walked over. "Hey, Cupcake."
Cake jumped from the top of the armchair to the seat with a plop. Fionna's forehead creased. "You're friend is super weird, Cupcake."
She turned her head to the left in a gesture. The Tall Woman was at the snack table, using her hands do scoop out handful after handful of carrot dip. When she saw Fionna looking at her, she smiled in a very creepy way, carrot dip spilling from her mouth to the floor of the Treetop.
"I dunno that girl." frowned Cake.
Fionna was surprised. Before she could ask anything else, Prince Gumball let out an announcement. "It's starting! The Aerial Calibration!"
All eyes shot up to the sky, not a single thing made noise. The Aerial Calibration began. In a way, the Aerial Calibration was almost exactly like a meteor shower. Bright meteors rained across the sky brightly, in a celestial beauty. But instead of the meteors being white, every meteor was brightly colored. Some were red, some cyan, some purple, some fuchsia, every color imaginable. One after another, they lit up the sky, falling down gracefully, like teardrops falling from the heavens. Everyone gasped and cheered in awe.
About two hours later, the party ended. Everyone had gone, thanking them for their invitations, and telling them how great of a time they had. Fionna never saw the Tall Woman leave. She seemed to completely disappear. But Fionna just simply convinced herself that she had left during the Calibration. Once everyone had left, Fionna and Cake began to clean up. Cake took care of all the furniture and the Boom Box, while Fionna picked up all the food, drinks, and litter.. Beema needed to recharge and had fallen asleep the minute everyone was gone. Finally, they were done. Fionna picked up the broom and dustpan, while Cake grabbed the low-battery Beema, and they descended down the ladder.
Cake walked over to Beema's plug and set her down on the pillow. She plugged her cord into the wall. Once the recharging battery icon appeared on the computer's screen, Cake drew a small blanket over here and went upstairs.
She got there just in tip to see Fionna do a spectacular somersault onto her bed. Cake ran over to her drawer-made-bed and stepped in.
Fionna crouched down and spring up, full of energy. "THAT WAS AWESOME!"
"Mm-hm." Cake murmured sleepily. "I am so tired, though."
"Go to sleep, girl." Fionna jumped back on her bed.
Cake shut the waffle iron on the spaghetti. "Huh?"
"Go. To. Bed." Fionna said slowly, with a humored smile.
"OK." Cake plopped down into her bed and drew her blanket over her fur.
Fionna crawled into her sleeping bag and blew out the candle, letting the nice darkness wash over them. And they both fell into nice, peaceful slumber.
A dark figure watched the Treehouse from the top of the hill. The figure is a black silhouette, lined with moonlight from the crescent moon above. It slowly slinks down the hill, towards the towering Treehouse.
Fionna let out the softest of a snore, her body sprawled across the bed. She we dreaming pleasantly, dreaming that she was taking out an entire army of goblins, gold wings on her back and a celestial sword in her hand. She was smiling.
A dark shadow loomed over her. But she didn't seem to notice.
Suddenly, a clammy hand slapped over her mouth, muffling her scream as her eyes flew open.
And then she was pulled out from her bed.
And then everything was black.
The sunrise was pouring over the horizon, like liquid from a jar's lip. Gold, rose, and red colors bloomed across the sky, lighting up the Treehouse slowly. Sunlight poured through the window, filtering the entire Treehouse with light. Beema turned away from it, already fully charged but unwilling to wake up.
Cake had her body in her bed, snug and peaceful. Small 'Z's seemed to appear in the air around her. Her stomach was growling ferociously, but it didn't seem to bother her.
Suddenly, her belly balled into a fist and socked her in the muzzle.
Cake woke up to the flash of pain. Her eyelids flickered in the new sunlight. She stood on all fours and stretched her body to a fro. She felt her stomach quake. She looked down, seeing it quaver madly with hunger. She pat it gently. "OK, OK, calm down, champ. I'm going to have to slug it today." She rolled over in the bed, falling over the edge and down the ladder on her feat heavily.
She slumped over to Fionna's bed and shook the sleeping form. "Wake up, Fifi, busy day ahead. Starting with Mission Breakfast." There was a beat. "Fifi?"
She pulled the covers back and was mildly surprised. Fifi was no longer in the bed. There was simply a pile of blankets in her place. Fionna wasn't an early-bird. Cake usually woke up before she did. Her tail twitched, as if unsure to be worried or not. Turning around, she scanned the lit room with her eyes. "Where is Fifiiiiii..." She rubbed her furry chin. She began to raise and lower her voice in a song.
"Where is Fifi?
Where is Fifi?
Is he in the kitchen?
Was she eaten by a chicken?"
Beema awoke at the song. She unplugged herself from the wall, and, smiling, walked over to a dancing Cake, giving her a 'dina, kina, fin, fin.'
"Nooba, Gooba,
Violin."
'Moopy
Doopy
Sie bin.'
"Arangutang
Trash bin!"
They grabbed one another's hands, spinning in dizzy circles over and over and over.
Fionna couldn't see anything. The filthy sack covering her head deemed her vision black. Her nose smelt the mildew from it. She was still in her wool pajamas, which was good, because it was a bit chilly where she was. Her hands were bound behind her back by rope. Something was chained to her foot, not allowing her to make a single move to escape.
"Welcome, Fionna."
"Humfh?" muffled Fionna. She turned in circles around the chain, expecting something to happen.
"Remove the sack."
A hand clasped around the sack around Fionna's head, ripping it off.
Fionna was nearly blown off her feet by the smell in the air. It was SO STRONG. It smelt like mildew, mud, lead, grass, and heavily-scented plants, along with a small pinch of filthy sulfur. She couldn't see anything around her. She was standing in a circle of light, everything else black and dark. But she could make out a tall figure with a sack clasped in his/her palm.
"Thank you." Fionna said. "NOW UNTIE ME SO I CAN STRANGLE YOU WITH THAT SACK!"
The woman stepped out of the shadows, tossing the sack to her feet in annoyance. "Sack time's over."
"Wait a sec..." Fionna stared at the Woman's emerald eyes, purple velvet coat, and flaming red hair. "You're that weird..."
"Yes, the charismatic stranger from the party!" The Tall Woman giggled. "Also...THE LEADER OF THE LEPRECHAUNS." The Tall Woman opened her coat.
She wasn't a Tall Woman after all. She was actually very short, wearing a clover-covered green dress and boots. She was standing on the shoulders of two other Leprechauns wearing simple blouses, skirts, and aprons.
"You're not a Tall weird Woman." Fionna gasped, as if trying to quote the obvious. "You're a buncha...little weird women."
The two elves and the Lady Leprechaun hopped off one another. Lady Leprechaun spread out her arms. "COME HITHER, MY LEPRECHAUN SISTERS!"
At least a dozen more Leprechauns walked through the darkness. All short, all wearing simple green outfits, with choppy red hair. They were chattering away, murmurs of 'Hello', 'Good day', and 'How are you?' filling the air. Soon, Fionna was trapped in a circle of them.
"Welcome, Fionna," announced Lady Leprechaun, "To...THE UNDERLAND!"
The entire room was filled with light.
It was no wonder this place was called the Underland. The entire kingdom was entirely underground. Not at the very center of the earth, but it was under the the crust of the earth. The walls, floor, and ceiling were all made of dirt and roots. The light that filled the room was not sunlight, as Fionna had first thought, but it came from mechanical lights in the roof of the kingdom. Fionna also took notice of all the machinery in the kingdom. Machines of every kind were all around. Huge machine the size of houses, medium-sized machines the size of sheds, and puny machined the size of shoeboxes. The machines were covered in gears, switches, buttons, and dials of all sizes. Wires hung down from the ceiling like vines, some as thick as ropes, others as thin as spider strings. Most connected to the machines, but others were severed and cut.
"It's very nice." approved Fionna, looking around a bit. "You guys seem pretty friendly for kidnappers."
A Leprechaun blushed. "Oh shucks..."
"So why not untie me and pretend this never happened?"
"Oh, we couldn't possibly." Lady Leprechaun began to explain. "See, I've been searching aaaaaaaall over Aaa-" she spread out her arms for emphasis "-Searching for an ultimate power source. A living energizer. Something, you might say...that never slows down."
"Oh Glob..." Fionna groaned.
"And I finally foun-"
"It's me."
"YES, IT'S YOU!" Lady Leprechaun cheered. "You will have the great honor of powering our chthonian machine: THE TOPSIDEOVERDRIVE!"
Lady Leprechaun gestured a hand over to the single-most-largest machine in the whole kingdom. It was the size of a three-story house. Steam fizzed out of every crack. Dials covered all its flat surfaces. Two ladders led to the flat walkways surrounding the machine. Gears pumped up and down on top. Tubes swirled around it.
"YOU FIEND!" yelled Fionna. In a more confused tone, she added, "And what does that thing do?"
"It will flip the entire world! Then WE'LL be the ones on top!"
"T-that's...BAJENKOIDS!"
"Yes, but the engineering is very sound..." Lady Leprechaun considered a moment. "Take her to the OTHER machine."
A group of Leprechauns walked up behind Fionna. One of them took off the chain from her leg, and for one joyous moment, Fionna thought they were going to set her free instead, but they all grabbed at her until they were holding her parallel above their heads.
A few moments later, Fionna hit something metal and slightly curved beneath her. Looking up, she saw that she was inside a giant hamster-wheel-like machine, completely made of metal.
Lady Leprechaun made another announcement, "THIS IS THE IMPETUOUS CAVYINATOR!"
"You may have captured me," Fionna jumped up, bringing her bound hands beneath her legs so that they were in front of her. "But you can't MAKE me run!"
A Leprechaun jabbed her leg with a long rod. Fionna felt a fiery, scorching pain shoot up and down her leg, like her blood veins were power lines and her bones were made out of sun beams. Fionna began to jog, lucky that her arms were in front of her for some balance. "Well, you can't make me run VERY fast!"
The Leprechaun jabbed her thigh. The scorching pain intensified. She began to go in a run. "Just you wait! Cupcake is on her way right now to jack you gals UP-"
The Leprechaun jabbed her in the back.
Cake swallowed a mouthful of her tuna-fish sandwich as she sat against the Treehouse's door alongside Beema, who was eating some computer chips. "FIFIIIIIIIIIIII!"
No response.
She took another bite of the sandwich, chewed, and swallowed. "FIFIIIIIIIIIIII!"
No response.
Bite. Chew. Swallow. "FIFIIIIIIIIIIIII!"
Nothing
Bite. Chew. Swallow. "Where is she? I'm really starting to worry." Her tail puffed out a bit.
A determined look came across her face. She stood, pushing her face to Beema, spreading tuna-fish across the computer's screen. "I'm going to go find Fif-DANCING BEES!"
About fifty bees were swarmed before them, all cream-colored. They seemed to dance before them. They formed spinning circles, intersecting loops, and swirling shapes. All with a sort of rhythmic beat. Cake's forehead creased as she watched. After a moment, she shook her head and said, "Gals, you're doing it all wrong."
The bees gasped before Cake shushed them comfortingly. "Let me show you...HOW." She raised her paws up. "IT'S." She bent them. "DONE!" She flung them at one direction, pointing to the sky. She then took her arms and flung them in a circle, ending with her pointing to the sky once more. Then she did the same move the other way.
The bees began to form into curved, sloped, and straight lines until they perfectly made Cake's outline, even doing her tail and ears. They copied her every move as she danced over and over.
Beema began to dance with them. Ants, caterpillars, and slugs crawled over and danced with them. Butterflies, birds, and wasps joined them.
Sweat drenched every inch of Fionna's skin. It dripped from her, making the wheel slick. Her face was horribly red. Her legs felt like bags of bricks. Her back felt like a straight line of needles. Her wool pajamas felt itchy and heavy.
She finally slipped.
Her body hit the metal of the wheel flat. It was moving so fast from her running, she felt herself being pulled around and around. She was a blur of yellow, white, and red. The Leprechauns knew she had had enough of this and stopped the wheel. When they did, Fionna was at the top of the wheel and crashed down to the bottom. They picked her up and began to carry her away.
"Now to the ClaretSphere!" Lady Leprechaun announced as she led the Leprechauns to the next machine.
"No! Stop! NO!" Fionna writhed and lurched, but the Leprechauns held her in place. She felt like she was being carried to disaster.
The ClaretSphere was an odd-looking contraption. The top was a green-glass tube with a metal-net floor. Right below it, there was gigantic green-glass sphere, the size of a shed, with a smaller red sphere in the middle. Wires connected to the base that held it up.
The Leprechauns marched up a set of stairs to a walkway. The walkway led to the tube of the ClaretSphere, where they tossed Fionna in and shut the glass door. Fionna ferociously tore apart the binds of her hands, making bands of blood appear around her wrists like horrible bracelets.
A boom box was turned on, blasting 'Mega Baritone' by Mickey Micage. Fionna could hear it from behind the glass.
She felt the metal-net floor of the tube begin to heat up. It began to grow hotter and hotter, and then it began to spark. Needles pricked her skin madly. She gasped and jumped on the other foot, only for that one to hurt too. She hopped from foot to foot in a sort of funky dance. As she danced, her sweat dripped through the net of the floor into the Sphere, onto the ball inside. The ball shot out red lightning rods to the glass in response.
"CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!"
Cake gulped down the last few swallows of her drink. It tasted like pollen and seeds, but it was actually very good. She was rewarded by a round of surprise. She turned to a blue bee. "Any more Daisy Smoothies, Bea?"
"All finished." Bea shrugged, gesturing to the pollen-caked blender.
"Fi-nshed." Cake said slowly. "Fi-nished. Fi. Fifi." She gasped, and her tail frizzed out. "FIFI! OH, FIFI! I forgot! I have to focus! Get undistracted! And use my ability to track her down! HEARING!"
She closed her eyes and listened for Fionna's Sound. Every creature in Aaa had a Sound. Prince Gumball's sounded like bubbling chemicals, Marshall Lee's sounded like him hissing, and so on. Each Sound reflected its owner's personality. Fionna's Sound, to her, was a sword being taken out of its sheath. She heard it. Not very close, but there, like a rustle of leaves against the floor. She borught her ear down, and heard it only a tad bit louder. She then brought it to the grass. It was as loud as the chime of jingle bells. She stood there, confused. Was Fionna buried alive? Did dirt goblins kidnap her?
Then she noticed something: footprints. She looked at them. "Too small to be Fifi's." She said aloud. They were the size of cockroaches. Definitely not Fionna's. As she looked, something red glinted in front of her. Picking it up, she saw that it was a single strand of curly red hair. She began to the trail of footprints and red hair.
"OK, OK, I got a joke."
She looked up. The trail of footprints curved around a small pond of water, where two water Nymphs were. One of them had turquoise skin, muscular and thick, and green eyes. He was wearing red swimming trunks, along with a black bracelet and a sort of seashell-centered necklace. His hair was literally rushing water. His hair was in a ponytail, causing the water to flow to the band that held it back. The other one was a bit less muscular, with aquamarine skin and ocean blue eyes. He wore blue swimming trunks and had a black piercing in his left ear. His hair wasn't pulled back, but hung freely, with thick 'bangs' across his eyebrows.
"What did the sailor...'sea' a movie?" the talking Nymph asked as he sat perched on a rock. Cake cringed. Nymphs were horrible with jokes, he could tell.
The other Nymph, who was spread across the pond water as if it were a bed, rose an eyebrow. "What?"
"Wait...I mean...What did the sailer do on a Friday night? 'Sea' a movie. I messed it up, but it's still funny, right?"
"No it's not." Cake spoke, causing the two Nymps to look up at her in surprise. "You guys stink at telling jokes. Let me hit you with this: Did you hear about the elf who got her left arm and left leg torn off?"
The Nymphs exchanged glances. "No...?"
"It's OK. She's ALL RIGHT now."
The Nymphs burst into thunderous laughter.
Fionna's eyes split open. When did she pass out? How did she? She wasn't sweating, but her wool pajamas were still stinky and itchy.
She was strapped to a chair. The chair bound her wrists and ankles with metal cuffs. Wires coiled out from the wood onto the floor. Machines, big and small, filled the room around her, buzzing, blinking, and whirring. She pulled at the cuffs, but it did no good.
"Now for the final stage!" Fionna turned to Lady Leprechaun as she stood at the other end of the room. "THE BRAINFUSER!"
Fionna heard a whirring sound. Looking up, she saw a metal helmet with earmuffs and triangular glasses descending from the ceiling to her.
"The machine will suck the energy from your very thoughts!" Lady Leprechaun continued. "And then the TopsideOverDrive will be ready to function."
The glasses covered Fionna's vision.
Don't think, Fionna. Don't think. Don't let them take away the energy...Don't...think...
Suddenly, Fionna's hands balled into fists. Sweat dripped down her face in a waterfall. Her veins began to stick out. Her muscles began to grow. Her teeth grit together. She ripped her wrists from the cuffs. She ripped off the Fuser and threw then at the baffled Leprechauns.
She stood and ribbed her ankles from their cuffs as if they were made of paper. She turned to the seat and ripped it from the podium like it weighed nothing. She threw it at a machine, sending sparks and smoke in all directions.
"No more games." she whispered to herself. "No. More. GAMES!" Fionna had had enough. Every part of her seemed to transform in fury. Her rabbit-ears bristled. Her nails were like razors. Her teeth even sharpened to fangs. She jumped down from the podium and charged for the Leprechauns. She picked them up randomly, throwing them aside and punching their cheeks in and kicking their guts.
Fionna heard them groaning in pain. Knowing that they were still alive, she turned and saw-
"CUPCAKE!"
Cake stood a few yards away, holding the disorientated Leprechauns in her paws. She was covered in dust and dirt, obviously putting up a fight to come here. At the sight of her sister, she dropped the motionless Leprechauns and ran to her. Fionna, giddy with glee, ran forward as well and pulled Cake into an epic hug.
"Yeah! Woo! We did it, Cupcake!" Fionna turned this way and that in the Fuser, her thoughts' energy being sucked away as she did so. Then she froze, realizing what was going on. "Aw, MAN!"
The Leprechauns laughed in cruel humor. "It's working!"
On the BrainFuser, the energy level shot upward from being deep red to bright green. The gears whirred madly, the dials flying high. Steam gushed out everywhere.
The Leprechauns cheered and jumped with glee.
Up in the Cloud Kingdom, Cake was dancing happily. Beema, the caterpillars, the slugs, the ants, and the bees were all with her, along with the two water Nymphs. The people of the Cloud Kingdom were dancing around crazily. Cake had a pair of crazy glasses on.
"This party is NUTS!" cheered Cake. She took off her glasses. "How'd I get here?"
"You passed out after laughing so hard at your own joke." The ponytailed water Nymph said.
"You were off the hook, bra." The other Nymph put in as he danced by.
"So we brought you to the Cloud Kingdom to party with the Party Godess."
"Who's the Party Godess?" awed Cake.
I am the Party Goddess of which though speakest of.
Cake turned around and gasped. The Party Goddess was amazing. She was an albino tiger, towering over Cake, as big as a two-story house. The white of her fur glistened with glimmers of gold. Her eyes were completely blue, no black in them. They were so blue, they looked like they were holes in her head leading to the sky behind her. A gold chain hung from her neck in a shimmering rope.
Cake the Cat, thou have received my favor for being the best party-goer in the Land of Aaa.
"Thanks, PG." smiled Cake.
Your welcome. Because thou have pleased me, thou will recieveth one wish. What do thou wish for?
"What do I want most..." Cake paused, unsure. She wanted a lot of things, but what did she want MOST? "I do wish Fifi would stop leaving her dirty-FIFI!" Cake's tail frizzed out madly, waving in spinning circles and lashing out and about. The Party Goddess did not seem alarmed by Cake's sudden outburst, but she did look down a bit more. "I WAS LOOKING FOR HER AND I GOT DISTRACTED! AGAIN! WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY BRAIN? CB was right. I can't focus at ALL. ANY MY SISTER IS BEING IMPRISONED BY LITTLE RED-HAIRED MUNCHKINS!" She turned to the Party Goddess, her head held high. "Party Goddess, I wish I could focus on finding my sister!"
Your wish is my com-
"Waaaaait." Cake cut in. "Is there some kind of catch?"
Yes, actually. To fulfill your request, I must posses you with one million Control Freaks. It will make you party like a madman until the wish has been granted.
"Do it!" Cake cheered, excited. "I need to find Fifi."
Rad.
The Party Goddess opened her mouth in a roar. Instead of sound coming out, though, Control Freaks did. Control Freaks were peculiar beings, looking like veils of flashing neon colors being tossed in the wind, this way and that. They were singing, which sounded like dolphins chirping. They zoomed to Cake immediatly.
Must find Fifi. Cake reminded herself as she felt herself succumb to the power. Must...find...Fifi...MUST...
"PARTY FOREVER!" Cake EXPLODED. She grew out in size, her coffee spots flashing gold and her tail waving about like a ribbon. Her eyes flashed rainbow colors, wavering, swirling, and zigzagging. She jumped from the cloud kingdom, bat-like wings exploding from her back, flashing silver and gold
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The TopsideOverDrive was in full swing. It pumped and whirred and blinked and fizzled. Steam was filling up the room like smoke. The Leprechauns were deranged with joy. They jumped and danced and screamed in joy.
"IT'S WORKING!" Lady Leprechaun screeched. "YES!" She suddenly stopped and raised a hand to her ear. "But what's that other, much odd, sound?"
Cake zoomed from the sky all the way down to Aaa. Below her, a gigantic well opened up. She dove for it. Soon, the bricks and moss of the well were zooming past her. Her ears popped, but she ignored it. Below her, there was light. And steam, and a whirring sound.
The Underland.
The Leprechauns saw her falling down right at them, but did not scream. Lady Leprechaun sighed. "This ends our noble experiment."
Cake fell down on them like a gigantic brick. "PARTYYYYYYYY!"
The other Leprechauns of the Underland went into action. One yelled to the other, "FIRE THE SHOOTY-RAY-MABOB!"
"HIGH-FIVE!" Cake slapped the Shooty-Ray-Mabob, sending it into flying debris.
"KICK IT!" She brought her foot down on the Impeteous Cavynator.
"ROCK AND ROLL!" She picked up ClaretSphere and sent it rolling away like a bowling ball.
Unfortunately and fortunately, the ClaretSphere hit the BrainFuser. Fionna, still in the chair, was blown away from the blast. The helmet of the Fuser went flying away.
Cake turned to the TopsideOverDrive and beamed. It was the most terrible look on her face imaginable. "I BET I CAN LIFT THIS THING!" She wrapped her arms around the TopsideOverDrive's form and began to pull. The TopsideOverDrive began to shake violently like an actual earthquake. Steam shot out of everything. The screws, knuts, and bolts shot out like bullets from it.
And then the steam was everywhere.
Up on the surface, steam exploded from the well like a geyser.
Fionna picked her bruised body up from the dirty floor and looked around, gasping heavily and sweating like crazy. The Underland was like a insane sauna. She turned left to right, trying to find out what had just happened. She couldn't see a THING. Not a machine or a Leprechaun or even the floor. Finally, when the steam began to clear, she saw a gigantic hulk of gold and white fur.
"CUPCAKE! YOU DEFEATED THE LEPRECHAUNS!"
As Fionna ran to her sister, Cake began to reform. She went smaller and smaller until she was natural-sized once more. Her gold went back to coffee. Her tail went back to furry. Her nails went back to normal. Her eyes began to go black once more. Hearing her sister, she opened her eyes and smiled weakly. "I did?"
"YEAH!"
"And you're OK?"
"Yeah, I'm fine!"
"Then I did it!" gasped Cake. "I saved you by being an unfocused, stupid party cat!"
"Yeah, Cupcake. You were born to be unfocused!"
"Come on," Fionna hopped onto her sister's back, feeling more secure than ever, like her energy couldn't be provoked anymore. "Let's go eat Cinnamon Bun."
Cake nodded and stretched them out of the Underland for good.
MUSIC
Where is Fifi?
TRIVIA
The Aerial Calibration is much like a meteor shower.