Fionna—is a 13-year-old adventurer and Cake's adoptive sister. While usually appearing as black dots, her eyes are seen as blue when enlarged. She wears a rabbit-themed hat (similar to Finn's bear-themed hat) with exposed locks of blonde hair. Unlike Finn, her neck is shown. Her outfit includes a teal blue shirt with elbow-length sleeves, a dark blue skirt, and knee-high socks with two thin horizontal stripes at the top. Fionna is heavier set than. She has a green backpack (similar to Finn's) and Mary Jane shoes. Her name was officially changed from "Fiona" to "Fionna," presumably to make it more similar to Finn's name. The pronunciation, however, has remained unchanged. Like Finn and his crush on Princess Bubblegum, it is revealed in many portraits posted that Fionna has a crush on Prince Gumball. Fionna has buck teeth like a rabbit. Fionna, like Finn, is Cake's adoptive sister.
Cake—Fionna's best friend/adoptive sister and Mo-Chro's girlfriend. She doesn't look much like Jake aside from their body proportions. She has white eyes in which the black pupils become circular if surprised, excited, shocked, or scared. She has a cat muzzle and a small nose (compared to Jake's), cat ears, white fur with many coffee colored spots, and a large bushy tail. Cake may know Morse code in order to speak to Lord Monochromicorn, similar to how Jake knows Korean in order to speak to Lady Rainicorn. Cake plays a hammered dulcimer, as opposed to a viola. Her tail "frizzes out" if it is agitated or worried. As a Lumpy Space 'cat', she is a light color of maroon with large spots of fuchsia to match her coffee-colored spots. Her tail is now lumpy and more beaver-tail-like.
The Ice Queen—she is a mentally challenged woman with powers over ice. Although she was originally much more evil and aggressive than her male counterpart, she in the series, she is much more lame and dumb. Like the Ice King kidnaps princesses, she kidnaps princes. The Ice Queen has light blue skin, long white hair, and lightning-shaped eyebrows. Her hair, while also long like the Ice King's beard, is wavy with curls instead of shaggy. She wears a small gold tiara with red gems and a neck band (incrusted with a single blue gem in the center), a blue long sleeved ball gown, and light and dark blue shoes. Like how the Ice King's source of power is in his crown, Ice Queen's is based in her tiara. The Ice Queen's eyebrows are the equivalent of the Ice King's beard, allowing flight.
Gunta-The Ice Queen's closest sea lion, and her personal servant. Gunta has big, sparkling eyes, two rather small tusks, and leathery white skin with faint blue spots.
Doctor Prince-A medical official of Aaa, who works at various medical hospitals. He wears triangular glasses, a sapphire pendant, a pair of loafers, and a doctor's coat with an orange turtleneck and gray slacks underneath. He has greenish skin with freckles, and curly brown hair. He has a blue BioBeetle in his pocket.
Chamber of Frosted Blades
Title Card
Fionna delivers a punch to Ice Queen's face, while Cake delivers one to the small of her back.
"Hour seven of our Ice Kingdom stake-out." Fionna said into her busted radio, as if it were a recorder. "Aaand...abso-nothing is happening." She said the last part bending backwards from the mound of snow she was mounted on. She turned her head to her sister, who was sitting on a smaller snow mound, pouring over a red paperback book. "Cupcake?" When her sister did not repond, she waved a hand in front of her face, but she did not react.
"And if I do this with my foot..." Cake lifted up her foot so that it was diagonal to her eyes, making it take an odd shape. "My eyes should be able to squirt mayonnaise..."
Fionna blew a raspberry. "You sure this tip is good, Flamina?"
The little fire that stood before them sprung to life, revealing it to be a fiery female creature with a fiery ponytail. "Come on, Fionna, you know I'm on tha level." Famina's accent was odd, mostly Austrailian but with a tiny hint of Irish. "The Ice Sheila is scheman to nab 'er a princey lad today. I swear."
Fionna hopped off the snow mound as Cake spoke up. "Relax, skimpy skirt. A true Kunoichi can sense the intentions of her enemies." Cake molded her tail into a Chinese-like symbol. "Tǔdòu!"
Flamina scoffed. "Unoichie, eh? Unoichie ain't real for 'othing, no 'ow."
"Whoa, now." Fionna held up a stopping hand. "Kunoichi are real. For you see..." Fionna pulled up the neckline of her yellow sweater up over her nose. "CUPCAKE AND I ARE KUNOICHI."
"Yup." Cake nodded and looked down at the book in her hands. "Ever since we dug this Kunoichi manuel out of a grave." she held up the book to show it's title, To Serve Kunoichi. "FIFI! MITTIE ME!"
Fionna slipped a hand into her backpack and in the blink of an eye, four periwinkle, knit mittens flew towards Cake. Cake leaped into the air, and the 'mitties' fit onto her paws snugly. Then she landed back down and picked up her book once more.
Fionna suddenly spun around, her head raised high like a dog hearing a sound. "Listen!" She jumped up on the snow mound.
"Fifi, I'm gonna take off my mitties." Cake said. "I can't...flip...these...pages..."
Fionna listened closer, then began to here the distant morp morp sound of the semi-famous Gunta echo through the Ice Castle. She lifted up her binoculars and peeked out.
"I'm coming, Gunta! I'm coming!" Ice Queen's screechy voice yelled. "I'm getting the overnight bag!"
Finally, Ice Queen came flying out of the Ice Castle's window, Gunta tucked under one arm and a large duffel bag in the other.
"It's the Ice Queen, alright." nodded Fionna, speaking into her never-recording radio. "And she looks awful pleased with herself."
"If the Ice Queen's happy, then she must have stolen a princey lad when we weren't looking somehow." Cake tucked her ears around her muzzle like Fionna. "Kunoichi logic!"
"Then we gotta-!"
"Ahem!"
Fionna looked down at a smug-looking Flamina. She took out a piece of driftwood and tossed it to Flamina, who caught it in her mouth and chewed. Immediately, the salt turned her orange-red-and-gold-flames blue and purple. "Then we gotta save that princey lad."
"You got it, Fifi-san. KUNOICHI CHOP!" With a slice of her paw through the air, Cake leaped down off the cliff their snow mounds rested on.
"KUNOICHI CHOP!" Fionna mimicked her sister and followed her off the cliff.
Fionna ended up on her sister's back, and soon, the two were stretched up to the Ice Queen's window. They slinked their way in. "Princey lad?" Fionna whisper-called. When no one answered her as usual, she called out louder. "Prince?" No sound.
Cake slinked over to the Ice Queen's icy sofa. She lifted up the ice-block cushions and looked around in the deep trench of garbage. "Princey lad?"
Fionna checked inside the icy cage. "Princey lad?"
Cake checked the bathtub. "Princey lad?"
The two girls met again back in the living room. "No princey lad." Cake told her sister.
"No princey lad?" Fionna gasped in horrible realization. "It's a TRAP! We're being TRAPPED! KUNOICHI VANISH! ELUDE! ELUDE!" Fionna flailed her arms and legs like a madwoman.
"Nothing is being trapped, Fifi." Cake set a calming paw on her sister's shoulder. "We can't find any captured princes because the Ice Queen hasn't captures one yet. She's doing it right now."
"Are you sure?" asked Fionna.
"No. It's only a Kunoichi Hunch. So we need to Kunoichi snoop for PROOF!" Cake slinked away, waving her arms silkily.
"Wait, Cupcake." Fionna said as the cat made her way to the Ice Queen's never-made zebra-print bed. "I feel uncomfortable snooping through the Ice Queen's stuff. It feels sort of like a...VIOLATION."
Cake stuck her hand swiftly beneath the bed's pillow. When she pulled it out, it held a black, leather-bound, sticker-covered book. "Check it! I got her diary!"
"Nononononono!" Fionna shook her head like a crazed bobble-head. "VIOLATION!" She dove for the book, but Cake held her back. "We can't read her private junk!"
"And yet, we must." Cake molded herself so that she resembled the Ice Queen, from her tiara to the hem of her dress. She put on a cheap imitation of the Ice Queen's screech.
"Dear Diary (and you'd better right me back this time!),
Today we're bringing home a new cutie! Oh, Diary, I'm so excited! I'll tell you more about it when I get back!
Love,
Ice Queen."
"There's our proof!" Fionna said as her sister molded back to normal. "Let's use Kunoichi stealth and hide until Ice Queen comes back."
Cake appeared before Fionna on the bed, no bigger than a small stuffed animal. "OR we could keep looking through her stuff...for more proof, hee hee..." Cake began to slink off.
Fionna grabbed her sister around her middle like a doll. "No. All we're gonna do is hide and wait until the Ice Queen gets back. Then BOOM. We catch her with the princey lad on her hands." She picked up cake and waved her about, making popping noises, as if Cake were a toy airplane.
"Where are we gonna hide?" Cake asked, causing Fionna to stop moving her about.
"IN THIS FILTHY HAMPER!" Fionna tossed her sister over into the hamper and followed suit.
Fionna immediately thought she should have picked somewhere else. The clothes in the hamper were all stained with food, drinks, and whatever else, which all spread against her skin disgustingly. The different clothes pressed against her skin, feeling wet, scratchy, sticky, and icky. And the SMELL. It REEKED in there!
"Think she's here yet?" she asked Cake, who obviously felt uncomfortable between a wet sweater and a gooey pair of socks.
Cake stretched her head up. A moment later, she came back down. "Nah. Fifi, I don't wanna hide in this hamper anymore. It reeks in here."
"But we're Kunoichi and this is out Kunoichi hideout!"
"Fifi, trust me. All of my senses are, like, 1000 times better than yours, and I'm dying over here." Cake gave a disgusted glance to a pile of sesame noodles underneath a stained trench coat. "I'm out!"
Cake popped out of the hamper and landed back onto the icy floor. "Wait!" Fionna called, but Cake ignored her and took a deep whiff of the fresh air. Fionna reached into the hamper, took out a thick sock, and threw it at her sister. "Get back here!"
Cake ducked, and the sock flew over her head. Instead, it landed on a flat device standing before the sofa. It lit up, revealing a holographic screen. Cake ran over immediately and sat on the sofa, picking up the device. "Fifi, check this out!" Her sister hopped out of the hamper and dashed over.
Cake moved the ball on the device, and the little snowflake-cursor moved down to one of the file icons. Cake clicked the red button. The screen came up in a file of images. Cake clicked on one.
It was a horribly drawn picture of the Ice Queen and Wedding Ring Prince moving in for a kiss.
The next was a horribly drawn picture of the Ice Queen and a prince on a roller coaster.
The one after that one was a horribly drawn picture of a prince playing a piano with the Ice Queen singing on top.
The two girls burst out laughing. Cake pawed for the device. "I wanna draw something!"
"Hey!" Fionna pulled her sister back like a child. "We can't leave any traces! Kunoichi don't leave traces!"
"I'll delete it when I'm done!"
The two girls fought with each other, Fionna pushing and pulling her sister back as Cake continued pawing for the device. In the scuffle, Fionna's foot kicked the device off of Cake's lap and sent it flying through the air-
CRASH!
Fionna and Cake gasped. When the device had sailed across the room into the wall, they simply expected it to be just that: into the wall. Not THROUGH the wall. And yet, after a very loud crash of splintering ice, a gigantic gaping hole was right smack in the middle of the wall, leading into an unlit cavern/room.
The two girls immediately bounded off the sofa to the gaping hole. "Cupcake! What have we d-" Fionna cut off as the two girls looked into the cavern/room.
Their jaws nearly hit the floor.
The cavern was a KUNOICHI CAVE. The walls were lined with ice-carved weapons, katanas, bo staffs, sais, nun-chucks, and even tekko-kagi. They were also covered in Kunoichi, ninja, and samurai posters from top to bottom. Books of ninja skills filled an icy bookshelf down below. The cave contained more entertaining things, such as a aqua beanbag chair and a flat-screen TV. Down on a little lower floor, five flaming blue spheres hovered above the icy floor.
Ice Queen flew through the air, a grin on her face as her lightning-shaped eyebrows flapped like wings. Gunta was squirming under her arm, but she ignored her. She was just going to have to wait.
The Wildberry Hospital appeared in the horizon. The Hospital was on the outskirts of the Wildberry kingdom, and was the exact place where they were headed. The Hospital was designed as a bush-like tree, the top of it being a treetop covered in every berry imaginable. The bottom half was the tree's trunk. Inside the treetop, one would travel to the rooms by traveling through the hollow branches in the leaves. The entire thing was actually quite huge.
Ice Queen landed right in front of the glass doors, which blew open with an icy breeze, which no one seemed to mind. The Ice Queen looked inside and huffed. A line of Wildberry citizens stood before the front desk. "Ugh."
She held up her arm, and the Wildberry woman at the back of the line froze in a block of ice. She then came to the next girl in the line and frosted her motionless. When she came to the next girl, she stepped aside. "I actually think you were ahead of me."
Ice Queen froze her anyway. "You know I was."
She stepped to the front desk. Behind it, a light red Wildberry with a cap was typing on a holographic device. "I'm here to see a friend. Or rather, my sea lion's friend." she gestured to a fidgeting Gunta. "I need to see a doctor to escort me immediately. Preferably, a princey doctor."
"And who are you visiting?" the Wildberry asked.
"Uh...I don't know what...uhm..." she picked up Gunta. "Gunta, you never told me what your friend's name was, sneaky girl."
"This place is AMAZING!" Fionna gasped as she entered the Cave, her Mary Jane's clicking on the floor echoing off the walls. The roof resembled an icy done above, and the room was at least thirty feet wide.
"But what kind of gal makes a cave inside another cave?" Cake pondered. She noticed a book on a frosted book-stand and stepped over. "A spellbook?" She spun it in a circle, making Fionna start.
"No traces, Cupcake!" Fionna reminded her, running to the still-spinning book.
"Too late for THAT, Fifi," chuckled the feline as she stepped away for more snooping.
"It's not too-" Fionna stopped short as she stopped the book. "Late..." she gasped as if her lungs had exploded.
Cake picked up a icy sai off the floor and balanced it on her muzzle. "Whassa matter?"
"Cupcake." Fionna voice was a shell-shocked whisper. "This is...A First-Edition Ice Kunoichi Manuel: ART OF BLIZZUTSU!"
Cake's mouth formed an O so big it was the size of a beachball.
Fionna opened to a random page and read aloud. "'A true Kunoichi breathes no air. Only life.'"
Cake suddenly flashed by her, snatching the book from her grasp with the speed of a cheetah. She began flipping through the pages at random. "I ain't even HEARD of these techniques!" She held her paw up and muttered under her breath. "Tee-ta-to-ti-tuh-TEKKO KAGI!" A pair of icy claws appeared around her furry wrist.
"Hey!" Fionna looked around at the posters of the room. Women in differently-colored kimonos and gear covered the wall's surface. "Ice Queen is really into Kunoichi. Even more than WE are."
Cake, who was attacking both claws with one another, turned to her sister. "Yeah, so?" One claw cut across her furry wrist, but instead of scratching her, it left thick lines of frost. "Oops."
Fionna walked over to a glass display of Kunoichi weapons, all made of snow, ice, and frost. "Doesn't that make Kunoichi...sort of lame?"
"Nah, they're still cool." Cake stepped over, a front part of her chest held out in front of her to hold out the book so that she could see it. "Ice Queen's still lame because she hides her Kunoichi love. WE WEAR OUR KUNOICHI ON OUR SLEEVES!" Suddenly, she dropped the book gently, raised her paws above her heads, and brought them down on the glass display, splintering into a million pieces.
Fionna gawked at her sister. "CUPCAKE!" She suddenly broke into a grin. "Teach me how to do that."
Ice Queen sat in the leafy chair under the window. The hospital room they were currently in was one of the higher, treetop room, which gave them a great view of the kingdom itself. The room was designed very exotically: stained glass windows, patterned tiled floors, brightly painted walls, and neon furniture. Even the soft chair she sat in was a bright, pure green. And it smelled nice in there, like cherries. Pictures of Wildberry royals were nailed to the walls. Gunta's guy-friend sat in the bed, covered in a thick quilt of electric crimson, lawn green, and canary yellow, the pillows bright aqua. He was a bit darker-skinned than Gunta, and had larger tusks. He was moaning in pain as Gunta sat by his side.
Ice Queen let out an impatient huff and stood up. "What is taking that doctor so long? Gunta, make your guy-friend make more noise."
Silence greeted her. She turned to see Gunta glaring at her. "What?"
"Excuse me?"
Attention turned to the doorway. A handsome doctor stood there. He wore triangular glasses, a sapphire pendant, a pair of loafers, and a doctor's coat with an orange turtleneck and gray slacks underneath. He had greenish skin with freckles, and curly brown hair. He had a blue BioBeetle in his pocket.
"I'm Doctor Prince."
"Yes, well..." Ice Queen whispered the next words under her breath. "Come to Ice Queen, Prince."
"Don't worry, miss." Doctor Prince strode over to Gunta's guy friend. "I specialize in treating little sea people."
"Just give it to me straight, doc. Does he have insurance for this?"
Doctor Prince took out a stethoscope from around his neck and pressed it to Gunta's guy friend's face. He gave off a muffled "morp morp." The Doctor gasped. "Oh my."
"Do all you can for him, Doctor." Ice Queen pleaded. "I cannot bear to see Gunta sad and lonely. Seriously. It's disgusting. She gets snot everywhere."
"MORP MORP!"
Everyone gasped as Gunta's guy friend began to swell up like a bizarre balloon. Tears spilled down his face in waterfalls. Doctor Prince was baffled. "Something medical is happening!"
Gunta started morping like crazy. "MORPMORPMORPMORPMORP!"
"Gunta, shut it!" hissed the Ice Queen. "You're embarrassing me!"
Fionna and Cake sat on either side of the open book, the flickering balls of blue flame circled around them brightly. Two blue bands wrapped around her forehead.
Fionna took a deep breath and began to wiggle her fingers around her like butterflies. "Blizzutsu Master Fionna-san summons...Katana of Crystal Sapphire." When she brought her hands back together, a bright blue hilt formed in them, and from it, a thick blade of frosted sapphire.
Cake had her paws pressed together as he tail turned side to side like in a steady rhythm. "Blizzutsu Master Cake-san summons...Shuriken of Icy Hail." A handful of icy shuriken appeared in her paws.
She brought her arm around her back. "Prepared to be..." she flung the stars at Fionna. "ICED!"
Fionna used her Sapphire Katana to slice through them like paper. Cake stretched onto the middle landing, with Fionna chasing up after her. Fionna stabbed her Katana at Cake, who leapt out of the way, making the Katana stab right into the flatscreen TV. She made another slash for Cake, but ended up tearing through the fabric of the bean-bag chair. Cake kicked the Katana, and the fragile blade smashed into pieces.
The fight went outside the cave as Cake stretched out the hole. Fionna grabbed two frosty Kusarigama and dashed after her. She flung them across the room. "KUSARIGAMA ATTACK!" The Kusarigama hit a large, thick icicle on the ceiling. As they fell towards Cake, she punched it, sending them flying towards Fionna like deadly daggars. "ICICLE PUNCH!"
Fionna twined her fingers together, focused for a second, and cried, "Blizzutsu Master Fionna-san summons...Razored Winds!" With a simple push of her arms, a razor-sharp gust of icy winds blasted in Cake's direction. Not only did they now send the icicles flying towards Cake, but the razor winds as well.
"FLYING JUMP!" Cake leaped into the air like an Razored Winds and the icicles both hit the iced sofa, splintering it into a million shards of ice.
Fionna tried to follow her sister with her eyes to where she would land. But when Cake did land, there were two more of her, like clones or twins. "THREE Cupcakes?" gaped Fionna. "That's one too many!" She raised her arms above her head. "MAKIBISHI BLIZZARD!" With a wave of her arms, a blizzard of sharp Makibishi went flying at the Cakes at full-blast. They implanted their points into the Cakes' skins, like pins on a bulletin board. But not a single one cried out in pain. Instead, all three of them disappeared in a cloud of frosty air. "All fakes?"
There was a laugh. Fionna span around to see Cake, standing a little ways away, laughing in triumph. "BLIZZUTSU MASTER CAKE-SAN SUMMONS...ARROW OF FROST!" An icy, frosted arrow appeared in Cake's paw. Molding her arm into a crossbow-shape, loaded it, and sent the arrow flying at her human sister.
But just as the arrow came at her, Fionna snatched it out of the air and smashed it on the floor.
Cake's eyes glimmered like stars.
The two girls cheered and danced, laughing and-
They were cut off by a sound. A whistling sound.
"Ice Queen!" Fionna gasped. "Hide!" The two girls leaped back into the Kunoichi cave, hiding behind the wall next to the entrance.
"Ok, sweetie, this enclosure will be your new home." Ice Queen's voice rang out like an alarming bell.
"He's got a princey lad!" Fionna whispered to her sister. "Let's catch her red-handed." She pulled her sweater up to her nose. She raised a hand and brought it down to the icy floor. "Snowstorm!" She disappeared in a haze of snow.
"Sleetleetleetleet..." Cake disappeared into thin air.
"But once you get used to the smell of sea lion vomit, it's almost tolerable." Ice Queen stopped in her tracks. "What's that noise?"
"HYAAAA-AAAH-AHHH!"
Fionna and Cake came flying through the air, Fionna with a frosted pair of sais, and Cake with sapphire dagger. "Ice Queen!" cried Fionna. "Hand over that princey-" She suddenly saw the whole scene before her: Ice Queen, Gunta, a boy sea lion, but no princey lad. "-lad?"
Fionna and Cake stopped short, three feet before the trio. "Cupcake, where's the princey lad?" Fionna asked. Cake froze. "Ooh," she muttered, "right..."
"What princey lad?" Ice Queen asked, eyes wide at the bizarre girls bearing the icy weapons.
"The...um...princey lad you were talking to...?" Fionna attempted.
"The one you just got back from stealing!" Cake put in.
"Eeeeeeh." Ice Queen made a buzzer-like sound. "I was at the hospital." she held up the two sea lions. "For you see, Gunta's boyfriend had a little miracle. So Gunta and her little boyfriend..." she set the two down, reached into her dress, and pulled out a...bundle of blankets? "...are parents! I was just talking to the baby. But Gunta won't let me see it." she huffed, and showed them that the baby's face was obscured by shadows.
Fionna and Cake gawked. Fionna pointed at the 'boy' sea lion. "So...that one is a girl..." she pointed at Gunta. "And...Gunta...is a BOY?"
"W-NO." Ice Queen paused, looked at Gunta, then huffed. "Anyway, get out of my house, or I'll kill you, so on so forth. I wanna take a nap on my sof-WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SOFA?" Ice Queen shrieked as she looked at the pile of ice in the middle of the floor.
Fionna made a "ooh" sound in guilt.
"What happened to my guitar and stereo?" Ice Queen shrieked louder as she looked at her belongings, both impaled by icy Makibishi.
Cake gave a hissing, guilty inhale.
"AND. YOU. VIOLATED. MY. SANCTUM?" Ice Queen gawked at the hole in the wall, and it was clear half the stuff inside the cave was ruined. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
Fionna's eyes were wide and horrified. "No princey lad...?"
Ice Queen was trembling in fiery rage. "No. No princey lad."
The weapons in Fionna and Cake's grasps turned to dusty snow. "We were wrong, Cupcake." Fionna gawked. "We're...VIOLATORS."
"Yeah, you are!" Ice Queen seethed. "WHAT THE DEG IS A PRINCEY LAD, ANYWAY? YOU CAN'T JUST COME BOMBARDING INTO OTHER PEOPLE'S HOME AND VIOLATE THEIR PROPERTY!" She took the bands off of Fionna and Cake's foreheads and tucked them in her dress. "WHO DO YOU BARBARIANS THINK YOU ARE?"
"We're...Kunoichi." whimpered Fionna.
"YOU'RE NOT KUNOICHI!" hissed the Ice Queen. "YOU'RE JUST A COUPLE OF BRUTES WITH NO RESPECT FOR OTHERS!"
"It's true..." Fionna's eyes and throat were singing. She took a deep breath. "Ice Queen, we're gonna make this right."
"Yeah, do that. Make it right." Ice Queen scoffed. She gave her duffel bag a kick. "Take my bag over into the cage."
Fionna nodded, grabbed the bag, and began to pull it to the cage. It was heavy, really heavy. What did Ice Queen have in-?!
"Mmph! Mm!"
Fionna looked, wide-eyed, down at the bag. It was...moving. Kicking. And making muffled noises. Fionna unzipped the bag and...
Doctor Prince rose up from it.
"Doctor Prince!" Fionna and Cake exclaimed.
Ice Queen was sweating nervously. "Now-now how d-did THAT get in there...?"
"What's going on?" Fionna asked, looking from Doctor Prince to the Ice Queen.
"I'll field that one. The Ice Queen abducted me." Doctor Prince said, wiping off his glasses with a soft piece of fabric. "While I was distracted with the horrifying beauty of birth." He gestured to Gunta and his girlfriend, who were both gushing over the bundle of blankets which held their child.
"Yes, indeed." Ice Queen agreed. "Gunta's new-found parenthood was the perfect cover for stealing a prince."
"I'm not even a real prince." Doctor Prince said as Cake helped him out of the bag. "'Prince' is just a surname."
"ENOUGH!" Ice Queen cried in vain. "YOU MAY HAVE UNCOVERED MY PRINCE-NAPPING SCHEME, BUT YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT OUT OF HERE ALIVE."
Cake gave a melodramatic laugh. "A couple of Kunoichi like me and Fionna can only be defeated by another Kunoichi!"
Ice Queen took her long, thick, scruffy hair and wrapped it around her face, leaving only her eyes to see. Two icy katana swords appeared in her hands. "KUNOICHI!"
A frosted bo staff appeared in Fionna's hands, while a pair of frozen nun-chucks appeared in Cake's. "KUNOICHI!"
Doctor Prince rose an eyebrow. "What am I looking at here, exactly?"
Ice Queen, Fionna, and Cake flung themselves at each other, slashing and attacking with their weapons.
Doctor Prince headed over to Gunta and his girlfriend. "How's the baby doing?" As if on cue, the bundle of blankets began to vibrate. Doctor Prince made an "oh!" sound.
The bundle of blankets suddenly disintegrated into nothingness, revealing...
...a glowing cocker-spaniel with purple fur and a gold heart in the middle of its forehead...?
Ice Queen gasped, her hair falling from her face. "Gunta! Why didn't you tell me you were a..."
Gunta shrugged sheepishly.
Ice Queen chuckled. "Oh, Gunta-"
Fionna delivered a punch to the Ice Queen's face, while Cake delivered one to the small of her back.
Chamber of Frosted Blades
TRIVIA
When Fionna sees the three copies Cake made of herself, Fionna says, "That's one too many," meaning that two Cakes would have been acceptable.
Gunta is revealed to be a boy in this episode, and he has a girlfriend (who looks like a boy) sea lion. Gunta's boyfriend, which will now be named Gusto, will appear in later episodes.