Fionna—is a 13-year-old adventurer and Cake's adoptive sister. While usually appearing as black dots, her eyes are seen as blue when enlarged. She wears a rabbit-themed hat (similar to Finn's bear-themed hat) with exposed locks of blonde hair. Unlike Finn, her neck is shown. Her outfit includes a teal blue shirt with elbow-length sleeves, a dark blue skirt, and knee-high socks with two thin horizontal stripes at the top. Fionna is heavier set than. She has a green backpack (similar to Finn's) and Mary Jane shoes. Her name was officially changed from "Fiona" to "Fionna," presumably to make it more similar to Finn's name. The pronunciation, however, has remained unchanged. Like Finn and his crush on Princess Bubblegum, it is revealed in many portraits posted that Fionna has a crush on Prince Gumball. Fionna has buck teeth like a rabbit. Fionna, like Finn, is Cake's adoptive sister.
Cake—Fionna's best friend/adoptive sister and Mo-Chro's girlfriend. She doesn't look much like Jake aside from their body proportions. She has white eyes in which the black pupils become circular if surprised, excited, shocked, or scared. She has a cat muzzle and a small nose (compared to Jake's), cat ears, white fur with many coffee colored spots, and a large bushy tail. Cake may know Morse code in order to speak to Lord Monochromicorn, similar to how Jake knows Korean in order to speak to Lady Rainicorn. Cake plays a hammered dulcimer, as opposed to a viola. Her tail "frizzes out" if it is agitated or worried. As a Lumpy Space 'cat', she is a light color of maroon with large spots of fuchsia to match her coffee-colored spots. Her tail is now lumpy and more beaver-tail-like.
Lord Monochromicorn—Prince Gumball's loyal companion and Cake's boyfriend. He is completely black with a long, gray mane, entirely different from Lady Rainicorn's multicolor scheme. He is more horse-like compared to Lady Rainicorn, although he still has a horn. He can also open black holes and fly. He speaks in Morse code, much like how Rainicorn speaks Korean. He can also neigh, despite him speaking in Morse. Lady Ranicorn has said that she flies by using light and "dancing" on it. However, Monochromicorn is black, which would mean he would absorb light. Lord Monochromicorn resembles a horse and a moonbow, a rainbow seen at night.
Barbara Monochromicorn-is the mother of Lord Monochromicorn and the wife to Earl Monochromicorn. She has a short black body, long gray hair, a white horn, and triangular glasses.
Earl Monochromicorn-is the father of Lord Monochromicorn and the husband to Barbara Monochromicorn. He has a very, very long body, short gray hair, a white horn, and circular glasses.
MEET THE PARENTS
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The picture shows Barbara and Earl, looking over their newborn son.
"You want some more bacon, Beema?" Cake asked the little video game consul/computer. The Treehouse was thick with the smell of bacon, eggs, syrup, butter, and waffles. The three residents of the house, Fionna, Cake, and Beema, were sitting around the kitchen table, the surface covered in dirty plates and glasses.
"Yes please." The computer replied.
Cake reached into the frying pan, took out four nice pieces of bacon, and put them onto the computer's plate. The computer smiled.
Cake turned to her sister. "How about you, Fifi? You need a refill?"
"I'm pretty full, Cupcake." Fionna set her cup down and started pressing down on her stomach. "But let me see if I can...rearange..." She paused a moment, then dropped her arms to her sides. "Guess not."
"Fifi, I don't know if stomachs work like that." Cake frowned.
"It helps sometimes." Fionna shrugged.
"Can't argue with that." Cake shrugged. She then relaxed, putting her feet on the table. "Ahhh..."
Fionna copied her. "Ahh..."
"I feel good, Fifi. My head is good."
"Yeah."
Beema put her arms to her upper sides. "Ah."
The peacefulness was cut off by a sudden ringing. Cake grumbled and hopped out of her seat, she padded over to the cabinet, where she picked up her cell phone. When she opened it, it let out a series of beeps and ringing rang out, putting the message in Morse Code. Cake dialed back. Then the caller dialed back. Cake dialed back one last time before shutting her phone.
"Was that Lord Monochromicorn?" Fionna asked.
"Yeah." Cake sighed and picked up a picture of her and Lord Monochromicorn hugging. "He's worried about me meeting his parents today. He thinks they're going to go bananas."
"THAT'S bananas." Fionna assured her sister with a smile. "You're the coolest gal in Aaa. Everyone loves you."
"I mean, duh!" Cake flashed a smile. "But he's so nervous."
"Maybe you should give his parents some treasure. Make sure everything goes smoov."
"Nah. That's OUR treasure." Cake climbed back in her seat. "I'll invite them over early, smoov them over with my personality, and then we'll be best friends before Lordy gets here so he won't be nervous. This idea is perfect! I'll just send them a message."
She went over to an odd-looking machine on a small desk and began typing.
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Cake picked up what looked like a black diamond and swiped it over the paper. When it did, the words seemed to seep into it like water into a sponge. Cake, with the black diamond pulsing gray, stepped over to the window. She opened it and held up the diamond. With a sound like a single note on a harp, a beam of grey and black shot out of the diamond like a bullet.
A few moments later, a beam shot back into the diamond, nearly knocking Cake over. She closed the window and sat back down.
"What's it say?" Fionna asked.
"Hold on-it's still converting the shadow energy into brain energy." Out of nowhere, a thin beam of black hit right between Cake's eyes, leaving a small black dot. "Ow..." She paused, then beamed. "They're into it!"
"Sweet!" Fionna cheered. "Let's go powder our noses!"
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"So what's the deal?" Fionna asked, pulling on one of her black Mary Jane shoes as her sister brushed out her tail. "Why'd Mo-Chro so nervous?"
"He didn't really say..." Cake said thoughtfully, looking into the distance. "But it might have to do with the Monochromicorn-Cat Wars."
Fionna's jaw formed an 'O.' "There were wars between Monochromicorns and Cats?"
"Terrible wars." Cake shivered. "The MonoCat Wars lasted for thousands of years." Cake reached into a drawer and took out a pen and a writing pad. "Monochroicorns battled Cats over territory in the Diamond Realm." She held up a very detailed picture of Monochromicorns and cats clawing, biting, hissing, and firing at each other. "But me and Lordy are cool. He doesn't believe in violence."
Fionna gasped like her lungs had exploded. "You and Lordy might be cool, but what about his parents?"
"I...I'm sure...I think they're...fine..."
"But you don't know for sure. If this is why Mo-Chro is nervous, then his parents are probably all full of cat hatred from the MonoCat war times. They're going to see that you're a cat, and ban you from hanging with Mo-Chro ever again!"
Cake paused, her forehead furrowed. "Nah. That could never happen."
"You didn't think this through enough!" Fionna exclaimed. "It could happen."
Cake let out a frustrated cry. "You're right! I'M A FOOL!"
"Don't worry." Fionna wrapped an arm around her sister. "I got a legit plan. Sistahs help sistahs. Always."
"I'm ready to hear it." Cake's tail trembled with anticipation.
"OK. It's a musical plan. I'm going to whisper the lyrics to you, then we're gonna sing it." Fionna leaned into her sister's ear and whispered.
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Fionna and Cake: Coal! Ash! Black and gray!
Cake: Lordy's parents, I say hey!
I'm the woman for your son,
Please forget the wartime annihalation!
Both: Home improvement, decorations.
Help me impress his relations.
Fionna: Onyx stone, and silver jelly.
Cake: Spread that colors on my belly!
Fionna: On the floors and on my hat.
Cake: Please don't notice I'm a cat!
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Cake was grimacing. The entire Treehouse was splattered in black and gray and a bit of white, on the ceilings, between the floorboards, on the walls, covering the furniture. Fionna looked like a raincloud threw up on her, for crying out loud. Beema hid upstairs, saying that if anything got into her data, she'd short out. But Cake knew she looked worse of all. She was stretched out like a Monochromicorn, complete with a horn, and Fionna had slathered her in jelly, had rubbed her down in coal, and had dumped ash all over her. She looked like a walking onyx stone.
"This is perfect!" Cake called.
"You know, Fifi, I thought covering ourselves in dark colors with coal and stuff from the graveyards so we could pretend to be Monochromicorns was a good idea when you pitched it to me five minutes ago. Now I'm not so sure."
"Aw, come on, sistah." Fionna assured her feline sister. "We got this in the bag."
"No, no, new plan." Cake shook her head. "We gotta clean this place up-"
DING DONG
"Cake?" A voice from outside, unfamiliar and fuzzy, asked.
Cake screamed. "LET'S HIDE AND BURN THE HOUSE DOWN!"
But finally, the door opened ever-so-slightly, and Cake pushed her muzzle out. "Hello?"
"Cake? Is that you? We recieved your message to arrive early." A male voice spoke up. Lordy's Dad, no doubt.
"...uh..."
"...Are you going to let us in?"
"...Yeaaaaah..."
Taking a deep breath, Cake opened the door all the way, giving them full view of her, her ash-coated sister, and the entire, black-and-grey covered house.
Lord Monochromicorn's father yelled out in surprise.
Cake felt her breath hitch. "I CAN EXPLAIN! I CAN EXPLAIN!"
"Oh, isn't she gorgeous." Lord Monochromicorn's father, Earl, sighed. He was very, very long, completely black with short gray hair and circular glasses. His voice was a bit static, and Cake saw the Universal Translators attatched to both of their necks. Oh, right. She had given Lord Monochromicorn two other Translators for his parents. "Our son has finally found a beautiful Monochromicorn to love."
"Yes, honey, she's very pretty." Lord Monochromicorn's mother Barbara said. She was rather short, with long gray hair and triangular glasses. She, too, spoke through a Universal Translator.
"You...You think I'm a Monochromicorn." Cake was frozen in surprise.
Barbara frowned. "I think we can spot a member of our own kind, Cake. We're not blind."
"Well, we are a little blind..." Earl put in.
"Well, hey, come on in." Cake stepped aside. "It's a pleasure to meet you."
"Thank you." Barbara said, and she and Earl stepped inside.
"You're house is so...dark...and black..." Earl commented. Then he smiled. "I like it!" His eyes rested on the still-dancing Fionna.
Fionna whispered across the room to Cake. "It's working, sistah!"
However, Barbara looked baffled and confused. "Cake, what is that thing that is speaking?"
Cake looked between Barbara and Fionna. "That's...uhm...that...is..."
"I'm Cake's Monochromicorn roomate." Fionna spoke up cheerfully. "Let us commence in the traditional Monochromicorn Mono Dance! Duierfn foafu fhoofu." She began to dance in a twitchy, waving manner.
As Earl shieled his eyes, Barbara turned to Cake with a disgusted, offended look on her face. "Cake, please ask your 'roomate' to stop insulting my heritage."
"Yes, Mrs. Lordy's Mama." Cake stepped over to Fionna sternly. "Go fetch us some Monochromicorn snacks, roomate-slash-servant!"
Fionna frowned, confused. "But..."
Cake winked at her secretly. "Come on, sistah. Help me."
"YOU GOT IT!" Fionna dashed out of the room, beaming.
Cake turned to Barbara and Earl. "Please. Have a seat."
The two Monochromicorns glided into the room, taking seats on their maroon sofa. "My roomate-slash-servant will bring us snacks in a moment." Cake said nicely.
"Thank you, Cake." Barbara smiled. "I'm glad my husband and I made this trip from the Diamond Realm."
"Yes, indeed." Earl smiled. "We're eager to learn about this lovely young Monochromicorn dating our son."
"Well, you may ask me whatever you like." Cake offered, sitting in a wooden chair. "I'm an open book not to be judged by my pretty cover." She laughed nervously.
"I, for one, am curious about your roomate-slash-servant." Earl spoke up curiously. "Where did you find her? She looks rather odd."
"Well, to be completely honest, Earl, my roomate-slash-servant is actually a human." Cake smiled. She was always amused by Fionna's title: Fionna the Human.
Barbara and Earl both gasped. Cake beamed at first, but then frowned a bit in worry. Were Lordy's parents...drooling?
"A live human?" Barbara breathed. "In this house?"
Cake looked at then in bizarre confusion. "Is that...OK?"
As if snapping out of a mesmerising trance, the two Monochromicorns wiped the drool gushing from their mouths.
"Oh, yes," Barbara said with a hint of nervous laughter. "It's just that humans are so exotic and rare. We've never seen one before."
"Oh, Barb." Earl sighed. "If Cake can afford a human servant, our future grandchildren are going to be gorgeous AND rich!"
"Thank, you, Cake, for being interested in our son." Barbara said, as if she were in the presence of a royal.
"No problem, Mrs. Lordy's Mama."
"Please, call us Barb and Earl."
"I know!" Earl spoke up excitedly. "Let's play some Monochromicorn games! It's a good way to get to know each other!"
"Hey, Cake," Earl spoke up. "Do you wanna play Nrocimorhconom?"
"...Could you repeat that?"
"Nrocimorhconom. Every Monochromicorn knows Nrocimorhconom."
"Oh! Nrocimorhconom! I thought you said Nrocamorhenom!" Cake was trembling. "But I LOVE Nrocimorhconom! Thought you two should probably go first."
"Bold move letting your oponent go first, Cake." Barbara said. "I respect that."
She stood up and took a deep breath. Then, she turned to the green drapes in the window. Her horn went up in black light, and in the blink of an eye, the drapes were red. Monochromicorns had the power to change anything's color to its opposite color.
Cake stood in shock. She couldn't do that.
Just then, Fionna strode in with two trays of cubed cheese, cheese-and-peanute-butter sandwhiches, and spaghetti balls. "I got the snacks!"
"Fifi!" Cake beamed in relief. She stepped over to Fionna and dropped her voice so that only she could hear. "Girl, I have to show Lordy's parents I have opposite-color powers! I need sistah help!"
Fionna paused before smiling. "OK, you point your horn at me, and I'll take care of the rest."
"You're the best, Fifi."
Cake stepped back. Fionna took a very deep breath of air as Cake held up her 'horn.' They stood there for a moment, and then Fionna started to turn red. Then purple. Then blue. Finally, she gasped out and fell to the floor, breathing helplessly.
Barbara and Earl applauded. "How odd. I liked it." Barbara commented.
Cake turned to Fionna. She was trembling, still gasping for air. "Fifi?"
"We're having a wonderful time, Cake!" Earl beamed.
"How about some more games?" offered Babara.
Cake hesitated. "Uh..." she smiled a bit. "Sure..."
"LET THE GAMES BEGIN!" They all cheered.
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The next game was Ecar, which consisted of the 'three' Monochromicorns flying around the house. Not exactly racing, but testing out their flying ability. Earl and Barbara showed themselves to be agile, speedy flyers. As Cake moved through the house, she looked down at Fionna, who was hidden under her body and was also carrying her to create the illusion of flying. She was panting, flushed, her limbs were definately aching under Cake's doubled weight. "Sorry, Fifi."
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The next game was Nroh. Barbara, Earl, and Cake faced each other. Then, they began to clash their horns together (Cake was grateful, Fifi didn't have to do anything.) Cake moved carefully. Barbara and Earl's horns were real and kinda sharp, which hers was made out of skin and fur and could easily be scratched. Earl looked down at Fionna, who was waiting down below, doing absolutely nothing. Out of nowhere, he swooped down to Fionna with his horn pointed. Fionna yelped as she felt the sharp horn pound into her stomach. To make matters worse, she crashed into their cabinet, and a waterfall of books tumbled down on her. As she groaned in pain, she looked at Cake, who looked sincerely apologetic.
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The fourth and final game was Gnirps. Fionna squirmed in Barbara's arms as the female Monochromicorn carried her out of the house to one of the grassy hills outside. When they got there, Earl was coiled together like a spring, with Cake standing next to him, looking worriedly at her confused sister. Without a word, Barbara tossed Fionna into the open circle in Earl's coiled form. Suddenly, Earl sprang up, sending Fionna flying. She flew into a green bottle on a log, scratching her arm, before landing like a sack of rocks on the ground. She groaned at the pain in her ribs and her now-bloody knee. She felt herself being picked up again.
Barbara tossed Fionna into the now-coiled Cake. Fionna opened her sore eyes at her sister, shaking her head weakly, begging her not to send her flying. Cake looked painfully down at her bruised, scratched, and slightly-bloodied sister. Then she glanced at Barbara and Earl, who were urging her arm. Squeezing her eyes shut, she sprang up, sending Fionna tumbling through the air.
Instead of knocking into one of the bottles, Fionna went WAY higher and ended up crashing through the roof of the Treehouse, and finally onto the wooden floor. She felt so sore and exhausted. She peeked down at herself, taking in her body: scrathced limbs, a bloody knee, her left side bruised, and a broken fingernail, not to mention her dirtied clothes.
She heard footsteps. She almost ran to hide, thinking it would be one of Lord Monochromicorn's parents come to fetch her, but she instead found Cake stepping in through the doorway. "Hey, Fifi."
Fionna turned her face angrily from her sister.
"How's it going?" Cake asked.
Fionna span around. "IT'S GOING SNOT-CRUD, CUPCAKE!"
"I know, and I'm sorry." Cake said sincerely. "But your plan is working! They really like me!"
"Being socked in the gut and laughed at was not in the plan, Cake. NOT. IN. THE PLAN."
"I know, sistah, but-"
"DON'T 'SISTAH' ME! I'M THE ONE GIVING ALL THE SISTAHING, AND YOU'RE JUST TAKING! Why aren't you helping me when I'm getting hurt?"
"Look, Fifi, you know I got your back forevah, but right now, I need you, man. If I don't please them, they won't approve of me and Lordy going out anymore. C'mon, sistah." She stepped over and wiped some dirt from her human sister's cheek. "Sistah help sistahs."
Fionna couldn't help but smile.
And, as if they were called in, Barbara and Earl entered the room.
"Hi!" Cake smiled. "You ready to get the game going again?"
"Oh, no, we're exhausted!" Earl smiled, slightly panting.
"We were just about to break out the picnic basket and dig in!"
"No way. You are my guests. Fifi can help us." Cake assured them politely. "She'll make a great lunch. She has AMAZING taste. Go get us some food, Fifi!" Fionna nodded cheerfully and bounded off into the kitchen.
"WOW!" Barbara gasped. "Wealthy AND incredibly generous!"
"I was hoping, but I was so afraid to ask!" Earl blushed a bit.
Fionna came through the doorway, carrying a tray of bowls holding peas, noodles, and bits of corn, all swimming in a nice broth.
Babara and Earl glided over, and Cake frowned. They didn't even seem to notice the bowls of soup. They were looking at...Fionna?
"I can't wait." Earl took a deep whiff of Fionna's hat, causing the human girl to shrink back a bit in confusion. "She smells delicious."
"I'm so famished." Suddenly, Barbara lifted up Fionna's foot and took off her shoe. Fionna stood still, thinking, This is probably a Monochromicorn tradition or something as Barbara pulled off her sock, leaving her foot bare.
Then, bizarrely, Barbara licked her leg from her bare toes to her knee.
Fionna let out a little yelp and jumped back in disgust and surprise, causing some of the soup to spill onto the tray, and bumped into Earl's long body. The male Monochromicorn took hold of her backpack and pulled. It lifted up Fionna's arms, causing her to drop the tray. The tray and the bowls landed with a chorus of thuds, and with mutltiple splashes, noodles, peas, and corn spread out onto the floor in a gush. Earl ripped off Fionna's baclpack savagely. "CUPCAKE! THEY'RE TRYING TO EAT ME!"
"Of course we do." Earl said in a shockingly raspy voice as Barbara continued to lick Fionna's leg, causing the human girl to squirm. "Cake said you had great taste. Tell her, Cake."
Cake had been watching the entire thing, disgusted, confused, and weirded out. "I...augh..."
"Cupcake, c'mon!" Fionna cried out. Earl was tugging on her hat now, and Barbara had clenched her teeth into her skirt, trying to rip it off.
Cake thought hard. If she told them to stop, they would probably be mad at her. But if she let them carry on, they'd eat her sister.
"Cupca-AAAAHHH!" Fionna let out a screech as Barbara bit into her thigh. A trickle of blood ran down her leg.
Fionna couldn't take it. All the jeering, laughing, pushing, scratching, punching, flying, Barbara's biting, and Earl's fooling with her hat send her overboard. She raised a fist, causing Earl to let go of her hat. She broguht her fist to Barbara's cheek. "Knock it off, BARB!"
Earl literally hissed. He brought his hand and delivered it to Fionna's stomach. "DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY WIFE!"
Fionna brought her foot to his jaw.
Cake watched from her chair, unsure of what to say or do. "Uh...guys...stop, please...Fifi?" She winced as Barbara gored Fionna with her horn. "Oh, Grob, what have I done?" She watched as Barbara bit Fionna's leg, and Fionna tackled Earl. She narrowed her eyes. "Hey, come on! I said stop!"
Fionna cried out as Barbara and Earl advanced on Fionna.
Cake snarled. With the sound of a popping balloon, she practically exploded in size. She filled up the entire room, covering every single thing in the room, apart from the three other living organisms. Every bit of ash, coal, and onyx blew off of her fur. She glared down at Barbara and Earl.
"THAT IS IT!" She bellowed. "SHE'S NOT MY ROOMATE, SHE'S NOT MY SERVANT, AND SHE IS SURELY NOT YOUR LUNCH! FIONNA IS MY SISTER!"
Barbara and Earl gasped.
"I'm sorry, Fifi." Cake picked up her sister in one paw. "I'm sorry I let the lies get too out of hand. I was just so scared of losing Lordy. But never again. It's not worth it. If they hate me, then so be it. No more lies."
And, with a breath or air, she shrunk back to her normal cat size.
Babara and Earl gawked.
Earl sputtered. "Y-y-y-you're a CAT!"
"Yeah." Cake sighed, knowing her chances with Lord Monochromicorn were all gone. "I just...I'm sorry about everything. I-"
"HUZZAH!"
Cake looked up to see Barbara and Earl...dancing? They were twirling and spinning and jumping all over.
"Oh, Today is a happy day.
Hip, hip, hooray.
Today is the day.
This gal is a super pal
Oh, me. Oh, my.
A super pal.
We are the lucky ones.
Son of a gun, the lucky ones.
The lucky, lucky ones."
They coiled around Cake, hugging and petting her all over. Cake looked around, confused out of her wits. "Fifi...what are they..." A shadow loomed over her, and she looked up. "Lordy?"
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"What'd he say?" Fionna asked her sister.
"He said he was worried his parents would freak out-because they're bananas for cats!" Cake added the last part in glee.
"Flip! What the zip?" Fionna asked. Lord Momochromicorn handed her a piece of paper.
"Yeah. A cat saved her mom in the war."
Fionna looked at the picture. It showed Barbara, in a older-looking nurse's outfit, her arm in a cast. She was younger, with curlier hair and different glasses. She stood next to a cat. Fionna's eyebrows raised. The cat looked almost exactly like Cake, but with another nurse's uniform, and with darker fur. "Cupcake, she looks just like you. That's flipping awesome."
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And so, the five of them decided to just eat what was in Barbara and Earl's picnic basket. They moved outdoors to a nice, sunny place on a grassy hill. Fionna sat still, watching them all (minus Cake) poke their forks into whatever they were eating and shovelling it into their mouths.
"Fionna, dear, do you need anything?" Earl asked. "Some more Lem-Mono-Ade, or some Mono-iced tea-corn?"
Fionna looked up, embarassed that she was being talked to and didn't know it. "I'm sorry, what?"
Earl sighed. "Listen, Fionna. I want you to know how sorry we are for trying to eat you."
"We just thought we'd never get another chance." Barbara said through a mouthful of food. "We thought humans were extinct.
"Oh..."
Cake looked down at whatever they were eating. Her helping was oddly shaped like an arm. "So...this isn't human?"
"Oh, no," Earl chuckled. "This is SOY people. I've never eaten real human before, but I hear you can't even tell the difference."
Fionna, curiously, poked the little helping of soy people on her plate. A gush of soy sauce came from it.
Cake sighed as she looked at her helping. She picked up her fork and shrugged. "Well, when in Rome..." She picked off a piece and put it in her mouth, chewing.
Her face lit up like the sun. "FIFI, YOU'RE DELECIOUS!"
Fionna looked at the table of people, all enjoying the soy people. She took off a piece of hers and put it in her mouth.
She beamed.
TRIVIA
According to Barbara, humans were thought to be extinct.