Chapter Three is up and running! Woo! This is the most I've updated in a while, heeheh...Honestly, I should probs work on my other more needing fanfictions (cough FMA/HP cough Experiment cough Ghosts! cough cough cough cough) well yeahp here it is! :D I just watched Captain America, officially and now I honestly love Cap even more than I did before! Aaahhh poor Steeevvveee XD

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Disclaimer! By Tony the Badass Stark

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Avenger'd

Chapter Three

A ringing silence followed my hesitated question. The man with the glowing chest tried to give a snarky smirk, which was hidden by the serious look in his eyes.

"Well, Dorothy, you're certainly not in Kansas anymore," he said quite seriously, while hiding a laugh, as he turned to the man in red, white, and blue with a grin.

"Cut the Oz jokes Stark, now is not the time!" he yelled at the brown-haired- Stark –with a frown. The man named Stark pouted in a childish manner.

"Come on, Rogers, for all we know her name could be Dorothy and she could be from Kansas! That tornado could've sent interference with the Tesseract and caused it to malfunction," he quipped with a shrug. I stiffly turned my head to the others, noting that the blonde with the armor looked very confused at Stark's statement.

"Tornado?" he wondered aloud. "How could such a mortal storm disrupt an Asgardian artifact of such strong magic?" Stark stifled a laugh while the others looked like they were all about to choke the man.

"You'll get it eventually, Point Break," Stark said condescendingly, patting the armored man on the back. I temporarily closed my eyes, due to a massive headache forming.

My head was spinning around in too many circles for me to count. What in all heck had happened?! I was at the pool, earthquake, fell into that portal thing, woke up here…with these strange bickering people making references to old movies? Like that makes any sense whatsoever…

"Are you alright?" a soft-spoken voice asked. I opened my eyes to see the man with the glasses staring at me worriedly with his dark brown eyes. I made an incomprehensible mumbling noise, before bringing my hand up to clutch my forehead.

I saw blue sparks, heard a rumble and stared at a pair of beastly emerald eyes, followed by a menacing scream.

"Hey!"

I felt a hand on my shoulder, and I was snapped out of that vision. I looked up, and all's attention was on me once again, Stark, Rogers, and the armored man having finished their odd argument. I looked over at the disheveled bespectacled man again, and took a breath.

"Sorry," was what I managed to cough out. I sat up, the man helping me, and out of the corner of my eye I spotted a large window, with what looked like a cityscape outside of it. I looked all around at them again before repeating my previous question. "Where am I?"

"You're in the Big Apple. New York City," Stark answered. "Stark Tower to be precise." Stark flashed a prideful grin at me.

Wait…I was in New York? But how?

"I've never remembered there being a 'Stark Tower' in New York," I commented, narrowing my eyes. He seemed pretty blown off by my statement.

"Well, then, you must've lived under some pretty big rock," he retorted, now a little pissed. "Because even if you haven't seen it here, it's been all over the news, all over the world probably!"

But that's impossible…

"That can't be right…" I muttered, tensing and feeling like I was gonna throw up any minute. "Who are you people?" Stark seemed to have taken my question as a challenge, because he snorted through his nose and gave a wide smile. (Much to the chagrin of the others in the room, duly noted).

"We-hell alright then!" he said with a smirk. "This guy over here next to ya is Dr. Bruce Banner. Don't get him angry." Dr. Banner groaned beside me as Stark patted him on the back.

"Spangles here is Captain Steve Rogers, he's a pretty heavy sleeper." Rogers looked at Stark with a death glare that could have killed Hitler. He strode next to the two clad in black. On his right was a woman with short red hair, slightly wavy, with multiple guns holstered.

"This beautiful young spy right beside me is Agent Romanoff. Don't believe that she speaks Latin," he added in an undertone, which caused her to sock him in the arm. On his left was a younger man with short, spiked up blonde hair and sharp blue eyes, on his back a high-tech quiver.

"This social butterfly is Agent Barton. Good with arrows, loves to fide in vents." From the way it looked to me, it seemed like Barton wanted to stick him with an arrow. Stark made his way to the armored man.

"Point Break, also known as Thor, this guy loves his hammer, doncha?"

I frowned confusedly.

"Thor…as in Norse god of thunder?" I asked cautiously. "That the same person?" The man- Thor –nodded.

"I am indeed, Thor Odinsson, of Asgard," he confirmed, crossing his arms, and showing off his hammer, from what I guessed to be Mjolnir, from what little I knew about confusing-as-hell Norse mythology.

"Damn…" I whispered lowly. Heck for all I knew I could be stuck in a psych ward, after drowning in a 4 foot deep swimming pool, hallucinating about imaginary towers and Norse gods and guys with glowing chests. Heh.

Stark then walked in front of me, as if presenting himself.

"Last, but of course, not least, me. Of course you don't need to be told, because you must already know, I'm Tony Stark, and I'm Iron Man," he gloated with a huge toothy grin that attracted glares of daggers on him from almost all eyes. I gave him a completely deadpan look.

"And…I have absolutely no idea who you are."

Loki paced back and forth heatedly, firstly and absolutely terrified of Thanos and his emissary's threat, but not to any visible eyes, and secondly, totally and completely in utter darkness to the event that which stopped his army. He had questioned Dr. Selvig to no end, who kept babbling about the interference, and his data being perfectly constructed, and then something about another universe. Loki shook his head. In due time the man would calm down and remember the events, so that Loki could properly probe his mind for answers.

The God of Mischief scoffed, punching a stone wall beside him. His retreat was cowardly, like a crying mouse running from the hungry cat. Loki was not a coward, he hated being forced into a corner and he would have his revenge.

In his mind's eye, the god met the scared hazel irises of the mortal who had fallen from the sky. Something about her had set off the power of the Tesseract, and he would find out.

And when he did, he planned to proceed with his plan to rule Midgard, without any interferences.

Tony: Hey! *pokes me* Hey DMRA. Chapter. Is. Over.

Me: oh...um..heheheh sorry bout that guys.

So, now "I" have met everyone, Tony's a bit shellshocked that "I" don't know who he is. And Loki is being all crafty. Woo.

Steve: Personally I think Stark forgot we were dealing with parallel universes. I'm not surprised she didn't know.

Tony: Shut your mouth, Rogers, it's not every day that happens you know! And it's not like she was from Asgard or something, she knew NYC, I just assumed!

Steve: Yeah, forgetting the fact that she fell out of the Tesseract portal.

Me: HEY, BREAK IT UP!

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-DMRA out!