i'm trying to evenly balance everything out so it's not several iancorns in a row, but it might just have to be. i'm including the pairings in the chapter titles so you can pick and choose which ones you want to read.

but yeah i'll probably end up with like ten straight iancorns since thats my otp


Flowers in Your Hair - The Lumineers

Marishire

"Come on, Mari." Josh grabbed her hand, "Let's go."

"Where are we going?" She asked, laughing and pulling her hand away so she could finish her braid.

"You'll see." He gently pushed her to the car, "Get in. Let's go."

"Wait, David still has my jacket."

"He does?" Josh frowned, "You don't need it."

"What if I get cold?" She pouted, but Josh knew she was just stalling to annoy him.

"Fine. Go back and get it."

Mari hurried inside and came back out with everyone else.

Josh groaned. He couldn't have everyone else come. He didn't pack enough food. Okay, maybe there'd be enough if everyone shared it evenly, but he knew there was no way that would happen.

"Lose the group." Josh rolled the window down.

"David wouldn't give it back unless I told him why I needed it and I said I was going somewhere with you and that I didn't know where and they want to know." Mari shrugged.

"You're teasing me." Josh shook his head, "I can tell."

She shot him an innocent look, "Oops. They all want to tag along."

"I don't even think I have enough room in my car."

"We can squish." Ian said.

Josh groaned, "Seriously?"

Mari got in the passenger seat and kissed his cheek, "I'm sorry."

"You've got to be kidding me."

"We'll leave once we get there. I promise." Anthony grinned.

"There's three seats in the back." Josh smirked, "And only four of you."

"You're forgetting that Lasercorn and I are one person." Ian joked, "So we're fine. I can take his lap."

"Iancorn isn't a thing, Ian." David rolled his eyes, getting in the car.

To Josh's surprise, Ian really did sit in David's lap.

Matt and Anthony laughed, only to be sent death glares from both Ian and David. Josh couldn't help but grin. He knew that they both were enjoying it.

"So how's it feel back there?" Mari asked when they hit a red light.

"I'm fine over here." Anthony grinned.

"Same here." Matt laughed.

"I don't know, I think you're both pretty jealous that I get to sit over here on Lasercorn's boner." Ian smirked, making David close his eyes and turn bright red.

"That's not true."

"It totally is." Ian laughed, "I can feel it."

"That's just how it is regularly."

Ian raised an eyebrow and made a face, "Then I'm in for a treat tonight."

Josh looked in the rear view mirror and them. He had to laugh at how flustered David was.

"Guys, let David calm down."

"Yeah, Ian. Go sit on Anthony's lap." David said, and Josh could tell he immediately regretted saying that.

"Anthony had a girlfriend." Ian said.

"I thought Ianthony was real?" Matt laughed.

"Ianthony is not real." Anthony shook his head, "But Iancorn is something else. That's magical."

David looked out the window and Ian shifted his weight around on his lap.

"I'm going to suffocate." David muttered.

Josh looked over at Mari, "Here we are."

"The park." She smiled, "Picnic?"

"You bet." He smiled back, "Now you losers can leave."

"I don't know..." Ian got out of the car and David leaned back against the seat, breathing heavily.

Josh could tell he really had enjoyed it.

"I had a pretty good time." He held his hand out and David shook it, still sucking in the oxygen he had missed.

Josh rolled his eyes.

"There's a restaurant around the corner." Matt said, "You guys want to go while they're here?"

Anthony nodded.

Ian shook his head, "I'm good. I think I'll stay here. I used to come to this park as a kid, I want to see if I can find anyone I recognize."

"I'll stay with Ian I guess." David got out of the car.

"Dinnertime with Smosh." Anthony grinned, "Or, Dinnertime with Anthony and Sohinki."

Matt laughed and they walked off together.

Ian had pulled David down onto a bench by the playground area, and they were already talking about something Josh couldn't quite make out.

Josh shook his head and held Mari's hand as they walked over to a hill under a tree.

"This is pretty." Mari smiled as she sat down.

Josh opened the basket, "Thank you. I always liked it here."

"I think we should come here more often."

"I agree." Josh smiled and handed her a sandwich.

Mari picked at a dandelion on the ground that was still yellow. She looked around at all the little flowers. When she was done eating, she made herself a flower crown out of daisies and dandelions.

"I should totally make you one too." She laughed, putting it around her head.

"It looks amazing." He grinned, "I don't think I could ever do something like that."

She shrugged, "It takes practice. It's more of a girly thing anyway."

He nodded, pushing up his glasses, "That's true."

"Hey, Joven?"

He turned behind him to face Ian, "Yeah?"

"Can I borrow your car?"

"Why?"

"Dinner."

"You can just walk. Sohinki and Anthony are-"

"No, I'm going to take David somewhere else." Ian shrugged, "I'll bring the car back in an hour."

Josh raised an eyebrow, "Why?"

"It's...it doesn't matter. Please?"

"Promise me you'll treat him right?" Josh held the keys out.

"Of course I will." Josh had never seen Ian so serious, "I won't hurt him too bad."

"You won't hurt him at all."

"Have you ever been anal fucked?" Ian looked at him, "I mean I haven't, but I've heard it hurts."

Josh pushed him away, "Leave."

Ian grinned and snatched the keys and ran off.

They watched the car drive off.

"Wait a second." Mari frowned, "If he's taking him home for the night, when are we getting the car back?"

Josh's face fell, "Shit."

"At least we have each other." Mari moved closer to him.

He leaned back against the tree and put his arm around her, "At least we have each other."