*whispers* iancorn in places it shouldnt be

My Music At Work - The Tragically Hip

Jovanthony

Anthony walked into the Game Room to film something, only to walk back out again because his best friend was about to be getting busy in there. There was loud music blaring from one of the rooms. He followed the sound in, but it was hard to figure the source because it was so loud.

He sighed and knocked on the door.

Matt opened it.

"Can I help you?"

"Can you turn it down?"

"No." He shut the door.

Anthony knocked again, "Hey, come on, open up."

Josh appeared in the doorway, "Sorry about him. He's in a rotten mood today."

"What happened?"

He shrugged, "Probably because it's Music Monday."

"What's wrong with music?" Anthony frowned, "Does he not like this kind?"

Josh grinned, "It's not the music he doesn't like. It's what the music covers up."

"What does the music cover-"

Before the question was even out of Anthony's mouth, Josh had paused the music. Anthony didn't have to wait long before he heard the noises coming from the Game Room.

"Turn it back on." Anthony sighed.

Josh laughed and turned it back on, "They've claimed it as their own. Every Monday morning the Game Room becomes Iancornia."

"I like the name." Anthony rolled his eyes.

"I came up with it." Josh shrugged, then opened the door a little wider, "Want to have a seat and wait until they're done?"

A second after Anthony went inside and shut the door, it opened again, and a disheveled and very upset looking Lasercorn appeared.

"You do know we can hear the music, right?"

"Yeah." Josh nodded, "And?"

"We can hear when you turn it off to listen to us."

"We weren't listening." Josh made a face, "We were simply trying to show Anthony what's going on. He didn't know it was your territory."

David looked at Anthony, "Sorry. I hadn't even noticed you got here."

"I walked in on you guys." Anthony admitted.

"Someone came in?" David frowned, "Weird. Didn't notice."

Joven rolled his eyes, "Yeah, because you're too busy-"

"Fucking Ian, yeah, I get it. I know what I'm doing in there, Joven. No need to tell me." David shook his head.

"Something tells me you aren't the one fucking Ian." Matt piped up.

"I'm going to murder you when I'm done." David glared at him.

Anthony could only see the arm, but he knew it was Ian's. He watched David get pulled away, and if he had moved any slower, Anthony would've seen David pantless, that's how fast Ian got them down.

Josh leaned back in his chair, "See why we block them out? Apparently David's up really late on Sunday nights, and Ian doesn't like sleeping without him, so they're both pretty tired and grumpy until they get it on."

"I could tell."

Josh stood up and held his hand out to Anthony, "Come on."

"Where are you going?"

"You're coming with me."

"Where are we going?"

Josh grinned, "I'll give you a choice. We can either go in the Game Room and make it super awkward for them-"

"Didn't you see? David had his pants down out there, who knows how far Ian's gone already." Anthony frowned.

"See, you know Ian, but I know Lasercorn." Josh rubbed his hands together, "And I know that Lasercorn is a huge tease, so there's no way he's sitting on Ian's dick yet. I'll bet he hasn't even pulled Ian's boxers down."

"Ian must hate that."

"He does." Josh shook his head, "He texts me every few nights that he and David were in bed and David took Ian's pants off and was about to take his boxers off, but then changed his mind and got up and went downstairs to do something else."

"What an asshole."

"Then Ian follows him after I tell him to and they do it wherever Ian happens to find him."

"Stop talking about their sex life, Josh. What was the other option? I'm picking that."

Josh grinned and grabbed Anthony's wrist, "Come on."

"Where are we going? What's this option?"

"Your other option was go to late breakfast with me at the place down the road."

Anthony smiled and wiggled his arm free from Josh's grip, "I would've chosen that anyway."

"Oh really?" Josh glanced at Anthony before holding the door open, "Ladies first."

"Shut up." Anthony mumbled, ducking his head as he walked out.

Josh shook his head, "You're a loser, you know that?"

"Look who's talk-"

"But you're a good loser."

Anthony frowned, "There's such thing as a good loser?"

"Sure." Josh shrugged, "You're kind of a huge dork, but it's cute."

"It's cute?"

"It's cool." Josh corrected himself, "It's cool."

"So then you think I'm cute?"

"Yes." Josh frowned, "I mean, no-no, you're not. You're cool."

Anthony chuckled, "Damn. It's a shame you don't think I'm cute, because I happen to think you're pretty adorable yourself."

"You're just saying that."

"I'm not."

Josh looked at him, "You're-"

"Why else would I have agreed to go on this little date with you?"

"To get away from Iancorn fucking in the Game Room." Josh shrugged, "Isn't that why-"

Anthony shook his head, "Nope. I agreed because I wanted to go with you."

They walked in silence for a little while before Josh spoke up.

"Does that mean you did want to stay in there and watch them fuck?"

"I'm not that sick." Anthony rolled his eyes, "But next Monday, you and I are beating them in there."

"What?" Josh looked a bit worried.

Anthony grinned, "Relax, not like that. Unless you want it to be like that. I just meant that we'll have to sneak in there before they do and claim it as Jovanthonia. Or the Anthony Shire. Get it? Like the Lord of the Rings?"

"I get it, Anthony. I'm not an idiot." Josh smiled.

"So, should we claim it as our own next Monday?"

"We shall."

"One ship to rule them all." Anthony grinned.

And so our brave heroes Anthony and Josh woke up early and trekked their way to the Smosh Games studio and overtook Iancornia before Ian and David could get there.

Matt was happy that he wouldn't have to play any music.

He was disappointed.

Ian and David went to the breakfast place Anthony and Josh had gone to the previous week.

To his surprise, Matt had to play music to drown out the sounds, possibly even louder than before.

Music Monday commenced.