At the Warriors Fanfiction Choice Awards

The hosts stood at the podium on stage, staring out into the large crowd of cats. Seeing that the commercial break had ended, Lionblaze brought the cats' attention back to the show.

"And we're back!" he meowed loudly. "Are you ready to find out who won some more categories?"

Jayfeather groaned. "We presented two already. Can't we be done?"

His brother shook his head. "We were voted to host the show. We have to present all of the categories!"

"Ugh...why was my name even submitted?"

Lionblaze shrugged. "Beats me. Leafpool probably nominated us both a hundred times so we won."

"Well, let's get this over with," Jayfeather meowed. "We will now announce the winner for 'Best Tragedy."

"The nominees for 'Best Tragedy' are: Trapped in Ice by Reminiscent Lullaby, Beautiful Insanity by Warriorcat890, What is There to Do? by Emberfall, and Love, Loss, and the Search for a Place Called Home by Tansyheart," Lionblaze reminded the viewers, reading off of a pink notecard.

The gray host too a deep breath, pausing dramatically before speaking. "And the winner is...Trapped in Ice!"

"Congratulations, Reminiscent Lullaby!" the golden warrior meowed. "You've won bragging rights!"

"The best prize on the market!" Jayfeather added. "Seriously though, this was a great story! If you haven't read it, please do so. I think you'll enjoy it!"

Lionblaze turned to face his brother. "You know what ice reminds me of?"

"What?"

"Icecloud- just one of the many, many, many she-cats who's had a crush on me," the golden warrior mewed.

Jayfeather sighed. "I can't see why any she-cat would like you. You're getting to be just like Berrynose!"

"Yeah, well..." his brother sputtered, "you're mean! No she-cat likes you!"

"Half Moon does," the gray tom retorted. "So does Willowshine, even though she won't admit it."

Lionblaze looked confused. "I thought she hated you."

"It's only an act. No she-cat is immune to my awesomeness."

An angry voice sounded from the audience. "Get on with the show!" Mousefur screeched. "No one cares about your love life! We want to see who won each category!"

"Bossy much?" Lionblaze growled.

Jayfeather nodded in agreement. "Fine," he sighed, glaring down at the wiry she-cat. "We'll present the next category now."

Lionblaze picked up another notecard. "The nominees for 'Best Story About Friendship' are: A Sliver of Light by Silver wolf rain, Find Me Where the Roses Grow by Mintiecool1, GalaxyClan Challenge 1: Secrets of Life, by Destiny Willowleaf, and Apprentice and Pregnant by malicent."

"Apprentices are getting pregnant now?" the medicine cat gasped. "What's this world coming to?"

"Well, she-cats can get pregnant very young, so I guess it's possible."

Jayfeather shook his head sadly. "Next you'll tell me medicine cats are having kits!"

"Um, brother, are you forgetting something?"

The blind tom looked confused for a moment before realizing something. "Oh right, they do. And then they 'forget' to tell the father, dump the kids on their sister, and pretend to be the over-protective aunt until some crazy guy tries to kill us and our fake mother finally tells the truth."

"Still bitter?" Lionblaze meowed.

"Maybe a little."

The golden warrior shrugged. "At least Ashfur didn't succeed in his plan of revenge. Anyway, let's announce who won. The winner for 'Best Story About Friendship' is...Apprentice and Pregnant!"

Jayfeather gasped in shock. "A story about breaking the Warrior Code is written really well?"

Lionblaze hurriedly skims through a copy of A Warrior's Guide to the Warrior Code. "Um, brother, it technically isn't against the Code. There's nothing in here that says they can't. Besides, aren't the canon stories pretty much about cats who break the Code? Firepaw eats before feeding his Clan, Fireheart and Graystripe feed RiverClan before ThunderClan, Yellowfang has kits, Graystripe and Silverstream have kits, Mom and Dad have kits. It's a wonder anyone follows the Code anymore!"

"Oh. Well, Hollyleaf would be very disappointed in them."

"Don't be such a grump, Jay," the golden tom meowed. "Congratulations, malicent! Please excuse my brother. He's hard to handle sometimes. I, for one, loved your story."

Jayfeather shrugged. "I really don't like much of anything or anyone. Except for Half Moon, that is."

Lionblaze rolled his eyes. "Could you please have a good attitude for once?"

"Hey, look!" the gray tom exclaimed. "It's time for another commercial! We'll be right back after a few messag-"

"Don't change the subject!" Lionblaze growled. "Anyway, when we come back, we'll present the winners for 'Best Romance' and 'Best Action/Adventure'. Stay tuned!"

(A/N: Destiny Willowleaf- yes, I'll probably do a recap at the end. Might say what places everybody got, might not. I don't want anyone to feel bad about getting fourth place. I might just announce the places for the categories with canon cats as nominees, since they can't have their feelings hurt.)