(A/N: Sorry for the screw up. I have this and Win a Date with Nightcloud saved on the manager under acronyms that both start with W, and this is chapter 15 of the WCAs, so I guess I posted episode 15 of that instead. Hehe...sometimes I don't pay attention to what I'm doing. Here's the correct chapter/episode/non-commercial.)

At the Warriors Fanfiction Choice Awards

"Welcome back!" Jayfeather meowed, ready to get the show up and running again. "I hope you all enjoyed those marvelous commercials while I enjoyed a marvelous aspirin."

"Feelin' better, bro?" Lionblaze asked.

The gray tom nodded. "Yep. Now as long as I don't have to think about anymore trollfics, I should be fine."

"You do know we're going to present an award for the worst Warriors story, right?"

Jayfeather closed his eyes and heaved a sigh. "Don't make me think about that story. It's not even fit to be called a story! It made my eyes bleed, and I'm blind!"

"It really is a bad story," the golden host meowed. "Anyway, first let's present the award for 'Best Warriors Spoof'.

"Oh good. We get to present a good category first," the blind host sighed with great relief. "All the spoofs that were nominated were great!"

Lionblaze nodded. "Oh yes. I read all of them quite often, and I can't help but laugh my head off every time."

Jayfeather looked confused. "You laughed your head off? Do you need treatment for that?"

"Not literally, bro," the golden tom meowed. "It's just a figure of speech."

"Oh."

Lionblaze unfolded a pink notecard. "Your nominees for 'Best Warriors Spoof' are: The Pinestep Show (Warrior Cats, Fights, Truth of Dare, Pranks MORE) by nocabbages, Fastblaze's World Tour by Fastblaze789, Warrior's Couple's Counseling by Brighteyes of Thunderclan, and Win a Date with Nightcloud, by Tansyheart."

"Too bad The Yellowfang and Nightcloud Show wasn't nominated," Jayfeather meowed. "That one is my favorite spoof."

"Well, it was nominated the same number of times as Win a Date with Nightcloud, but Tansy didn't think it was fair if two of her spoofs were nominated," the golden host explained. "She wanted to give other spoofs a chance."

The blind tom nodded. "She's so nice. Isn't Tansy great?"

"You're just saying that because she made you cookies yesterday," Lionblaze muttered.

"She makes good cookies," Jayfeather meowed, shrugging.

The golden warrior shook his head. "Whatever. That's not important right now. Let's just announce the winner."

Jayfeather unfolded a second pink notecard, but didn't read it because he was blind. "And the winner is...Win a Date with Nightcloud!"

"The votes for this category were actually really close!" Lionblaze informed the audience. "The was another spoof that nearly tied with Tansy's."

"Yep," the gray host meowed. "But anyway, we just want to say that we love all four spoofs that were nominated. The couples' counseling one is hilarious because of Mapleshade and Hawkfrost, and the world tour is awesome because it's almost educational...kind of."

"It's funny. That's the main thing," the golden host added.

Jayfeather suddenly heaved a heavy sigh. "It's time to present the award for 'Honorary Worst Warriors Fanfiction Ever Written', isn't it?"

Lionblaze nodded. "Yes it is! This one was so close...not really. It was between Starkit's Prophecy and Hidden Prophecies, but when we read the two back-to-back, it came down to one thing: we could actually read Hidden Prophecies."

"He's right," the gray tom added. "The grammar in that story isn't nearly as bad as it is in Starkit's Prophecy. As I said earlier- that one made my eyes bleed."

"And I could literally feel my brain cells die!" Lionblaze meowed. "Starkit is absolutely the worst protagonist ever, too many toms love her, she turned Hawkfrost into a good guy, she doesn't even look like a normal cat, and she tried to get us to believe in some twoleg savior we'd never heard of and basically said she was that savior in her Christmas special! We don't even know what Christmas is!"

Jayfeather shook his head. "Nope. And then there's the fact that when Blackstar tried snuggling with her, she accused him of molesting her, but then when she snuggled with him, it was fine? That's a double standard! And don't forget that a female fathered Starkit's kits, and that's not even possible!"

"So, in other words, the unfortunate winner of 'Honorary Worst Warriors Fanfiction Ever Written' is...Starkit's Prophecy," Lionblaze announced without any enthusiasm.

"I bet you're all shocked, right?" the gray host asked. "I know I am."

The golden warrior nodded. "So am I. Not."

Jayfeather sighed. "Just thinking about that story is giving me another headache. Please tell me the next categories will be easier."

"I think so," Lionblaze meowed. "We only have the canon character categories left."

"Awesome," the blind tom meowed. "I'm going to go get a Dr. Pepper. Go to commercial."

The golden host turned to face the camera. "When we come back, we'll present the winners of 'Best Canon Protagonist' and 'Best Canon Antagonist'. Stay tuned!"