(A/N: I fixed the last chapter. Sorry about that. One is entitled to a few small errors, right? Anyway, I hope you all enjoyed the accidental episode of Win a Date with Nightcloud.)
At the Warriors Fanfiction Choice Awards
"Welcome back to the 2014 Warriors Fanfiction Choice Awards!" Lionblaze meowed. "Did you all enjoy the commercial break? I heard you got see a rerun of Win a Date with Nightcloud. The one with Ashfur and Berrynose, right? That's a good one."
"But now we're back to present the next two awards, so forget all about Nightcloud!" Jayfeather added. "Besides, can't that girl pick one tom and settled down already? I think she's dated every tom who's ever loved! PICK ONE!"
The golden-colored host laughed. "Oh, just let her be. She just wants to make sure she finds the right tom. It's not like Crowfeather was that great."
The gray host sighed. "Right. He's the worst father ever!"
"Who's sitting in the front row watching his sons host this award show," Crowfeather muttered from his seat. "You wouldn't catch me here if Breezepelt were hosting. Who's the bad dad now?"
"Still you," Jayfeather growled.
Lionblaze nudged his brother sharply in the side. "Be nice. At least he came."
"Mom forced him to. Squirrelflight didn't have to force Bramblestar to come. He came to see us voluntarily because he's proud of his sons- even though we're not really his."
"Let it go, brother," the golden host mewed. "Let's just carry on with the show."
Jayfeather sighed. "Fine. The next category is 'Best Canon Protagonist'. Your nominees are Ivypool, me, Hollyleaf, and Firestar!"
"Yay!" Crowfeather, Leafpool, Squirrelflight, and Bramblestar cheered from the front row. "Go Jay-Jay and Holly-kins!"
"You four be quiet," 'Jay-Jay' hissed. "I'm trying to run a show here. I don't need all of my parents interrupting!"
Lionblaze unfolded a pink notecard, ready to announce the winner. "And the best protagonist is...Ivypool!"
The silvery-white she-cat looked surprised to be named the winner and slowly stood up from her seat to pad up to the stage and recieve her 'catrophy'. A pale gray she-cat, who had been sitting beside Ivypool, leaped up from her chair and raced her sister to the stage.
"No!" Dovewing cried. "It can't be true! Ivy couldn't have won! I'm supposed to win!"
Jayfeather rolled his un-seeing eyes. "Dovewing, you weren't even nominated for this category."
"I demand a recount! I deserve to win! I saved all four Clans with my amazing hearing powers! All the toms love me! I should be the winner! Not Ivypool! Me! Me! ME!"
"Security!" Lionblaze called.
Brokenstar, Blackstar, and Darkstripe padded out onto the stage. The ragged-looking brown tabby in the sparking pink sweater swatted Dovewing with Ivypool's trophy. "Don't interrupt the show!"
"But I'm awesome!" she cried.
"And now you're going to die," he growled, grabbing her scruff and hauling her backstage.
Ivypool took one look at the hosts and her now damaged catrophy decided she rather hurry backstage to rescue her sister from the security guard and his minions.
"Well...that was interesting," Lionblaze meowed.
"Yes it was," Jayfeather agreed. "Now on to the next category. We'll be presenting the award for 'Best Canon Antagonist'."
The golden colored tom unfolded another pink notecard. "Your nominees for 'Best Canon Antagonist' are: Mapleshade, Tigerstar, Hawkfrost, and Scourge."
The blind host wrinkled his nose in disgust. "Ugh...I hate all of them so much! It's too bad Brokenstar wasn't nominated. At least he's good now. He uses his strength for the good of all cats by working security while all those others are languishing away in prison!"
"Well, at least they aren't here to kill their competition and claim the catrophy," Lionblaze meowed. "Brokenstar will be accepting the award on the winner's behalf since he's the only villain who isn't locked up."
Jayfeather took a deep breath, ready to announce which villain was voted the best. "And the winner is...Mapleshade!"
"Good for her!" the golden host meowed. "Or bad for her, depending on how you look at it."
"Brokenstar can take her the catrophy the next he visits her at Firestar's Good and Moral Cat Correctional Facility," the gray tom meowed.
Lionblaze shook his head in confusion. "I don't know why anyone would WANT to visit her. She's the most evil cat in the history of everything!"
"That's just your opinion, brother," Jayfeather meowed. "Not everyone thinks she's so bad. I would have voted for Tigerstar if the hosts were allowed to vote."
"Well, we weren't," the golden warrior muttered. "Anyway, we're going to take a short break. After these commercials, we'll be presenting the final two categories: 'Best Canon Supporting Character' and 'Best Canon Couple'. Stay tuned!"