At the Warriors Fanfiction Choice Awards
"And we're back!" Lionblaze meowed. "Are you ready for us to present the last two awards?"
Jayfeather shifted beside the podium. "I'll be glad when we're done. This stage is really hot."
"Be glad neither of us has black fur," the golden host mewed. "Then we'd be miserable."
"I know. Hollyleaf's probably glad she didn't have to host."
Lionblaze shook out his pelt. "I'm sure she is. She's just glad she was nominated for 'Best Canon Protagonist'. She was afraid she's be nominated for the antagonist category."
"I'm glad she wasn't," Jayfeather meowed. "She's not evil. She went a bit crazy for a little while, but she's better now. She hasn't threatened to force-feed Mom deathberries in a whole week!"
"Nope. She's getting better every day."
The gray host unfolded a pink notecard and pretended to read it. "And now it's time to present the award for 'Best Canon Supporting Character'. Your nominees are: Sandstorm, Ravenpaw, Graystripe, and Cinderpelt."
Lionblaze's eyes widened. "Four cats that were major characters from the original six books? Wow! Well, I guess that makes sense. Those were the best in the whole series."
"And those are some seriously awesome supporting characters," Jayfeather added. "Although personally I would have said Yellowfang's the best."
"Well, I would have said Bramblestar's the best," the golden host meowed.
"Thanks, son!" a dark tabby tom called from the front row.
A dark gray, almost black tom also sitting in the front row gave the tabby an angry look. "He's my son!"
"I raised him, so he's mine!" Bramblestar hissed.
"He has my genes, so he's mine!" Crowfeather spat.
"You're the worst dad ever!" the ThunderClan leader snarled.
"Well, I need a non-evil son to be proud of!"
"You don't deserve to be proud of Lionblaze OR Jayfeather!"
The hosts sighed loudly as the two toms fought over them. "So, Jay, should we call Brokenstar out?" Lionblaze asked.
A dark ginger she-cat in the front row shook her head. "There's no need for that!" she called, pulling a frying pan out from under her seat and hitting Crowfeather over the head with it.
"Um...thanks, Mom," the golden host mewed.
"Was it Squirrelflight or Leafpool that hit Crowfeather this time?" Jayfeather asked.
"Squirrelflight," Lionblaze replied.
The gray host nodded. "Cool. I love it when they hurt Crowfeather."
"Shall we announce the winner now?"
Jayfeather sighed. "Oh yeah...we're hosting an award show. I almost forgot."
Lionblaze unfolded another pink notecard. "And the winner of 'Best Canon Supporting Character' is...Cinderpelt!"
"Sadly, Cinderpelt couldn't be here today because she's at a therapy session working out her issues with the badger that killed her, so Leafpool will be accepting the award in her behalf," the gray tom meowed.
"Yay!" the tabby-and-white she-cat meowed from the front row. "I'll totally give her the catrophy...maybe. It would look so nice in my den, though."
The golden warrior sighed. "Stealing isn't nice, Mom."
"Anyway, we're down to the last category," Jayfeather meowed. "It's time for the category you've all been waiting for...'Best Canon Couple'."
Lionblaze unfolded yet another pink notecard. "Your nominees for 'Best Canon Couple' are: Graystripe and Silverstream, Firestar and Sandstorm, Bumblestripe and Dovewing, and Bramblestar and Squirrelflight!"
The gray host smiled as he prepared to announce the winner. "I do hope Millie isn't here right now."
"Why's that?" Lionblaze asked mischievously.
"Because she might just be a little angry with the results.
The golden warrior nodded with understanding. "Oh...I bet I know who won."
"It's...Graystripe and Silverstream!" Jayfeather announced.
The gray tom, who was sitting in the third row with Silverstream, looked horrified. "No! I can't win! Recount the votes!"
"Sorry, Graystripe, you won by a landslide," Lionblaze mewed. "There was no competition."
"But Millie will kill me!"
Jayfeather shrugged. "We don't care."
The gray tom quickly stood up and padded to the aisle. "I think I'll just be going now. I need to go buy a dozen roses...and maybe a box of fine Swiss chocolates..."
Lionblaze laughed as Graystripe ran off, leaving Silverstream looking confused and hurt. "Well...somebody's going to be in the dog house tonight with both of his ladies. Anyway, that's it for the awards!"
"It's been fun hosting," Jayfeather added. "Despite the headaches it's caused me."
"I think Crowfeather will have the worst headache when he wakes up," the golden host observed.
The blind host nodded. "Probably. Anyway, thank you for watching the 2014 Warriors Fanfiction Choice Awards! Tansy's going to do a recap after the next commercial break, so stay tuned!"