Chapter 3: A Drum Circle… Oh, My!
Later that very same day in the downtown area at Chef Jerome McElroy Memorial Park on the basketball court which the boys are walking up to the court minus Cartman that they are going to play a game of basketball with Craig and those guys which all sudden they all stops in their tracks after they quickly noticing a small group of giggling stoner hippies who are sitting there in a circle and beating their drums, and along with getting high on pot right now.
"Argh…. Goddamnit, we goes again with hippies you guys?!" Stan said while he was nosebridgepinching himself with worry when he saw the hippies sitting there at that moment.
"Ugh…. Son of bitch!" Kenny angrily mumbles out loud to show his disapproval.
"What? Them again! Kyle replied in a very shocked voice as he let his ball dropped down next to him which all sudden you can see white foam came shooting out of nowhere that it scares the shit out of them.
"Aw, what the hell is this, brah?" Male hippie one with the long blond stringy hair that hung down his shoulder and dressed in bright colors while Cartman was standing there with a big can of bear mace in his left hand and in his orange hazard mat jump suit.
"Get the fuck of my town now, you fucking hippies!" Cartman yelled out loud when he pulls his night stick that he had kept from his ride along with Officer/Chief BarBrady a few months ago which his menacing presence appears the shit out of the hippies which they had left in a dead hurry and left their drums behind .
"Just wow?!" Craig sarcastically said while he just stood there with his frenemies and friends while Cartman continues his crusade against the hippies.
"Not cool at all, man!" Male hippie two said as he was running away from the pursing Cartman who has his night stick in his air.
"Hey, man…..This is a free country which you can't tell us on where we can stay or visit?!" The older male hippie with messy long salt and pepper hair which he came up to Cartman who pulled his large can of bear mace out and spray him down with it. "Argh…My eyes, it hurts really badly right now?!"
"What I'm did say, you fucking stupid ass hippie?!" Cartman screams his stance against out loud which it had made the hippies ran off from the scene at the moment. "Well, you guys here is the basketball court back for normal use, and free of those damned smelly and lazy ass hippies now?!"
"Hey, Cartman….Where the hell are you going right now?!" Token asked which Cartman had stopped in his tracks to look at them for a quick second before he left the area.
"To chase more hippies out-of-town right now, what do you think, Token?!" Cartman said in a great annoyance while the rest of the boys just stood there in silence, and shrugs their shoulders at Cartman to tell them that they don't care at all.
"Oh, fuck this that I'm going to do some boobs watching?" Kenny loudly cheerful mumbling when he starts to walks away.
"Hey, Kenny…. Wait up for me which I hoping to get to take a look at older women and young twenty- something stupid bitches' tits too?!" Clyde replied which he had follows Kenny at that moment.
"That I'm take it that there is a no basketball game at all?" Craig said while he looks at the remaining boys who were still there.
"Uh, damn it…. You guys you knows that both Kenny and Clyde loves their boobs watch?!" Token said.
"Duh?" The boys said in annoyance and looking very bored too, then they've decides to walk away.
"So, you guys wants to go to the Sizzler's for lunch then?" Craig asked.
"Argh….. I'm need coffee right now?!" Tweek yelled out loud while he shakes very violently, due to his coffee withdrawal right now.
"What the hell that maybe we should look for Clyde and Kenny that they wants something to eat?" Stan said.
"And what about fat ass should we invites him out to lunch too?!"Craig added.
"Oh, fuck fat ass which he is out hunting hippies right now that I'm going to enjoy the peace without his anti-Semitic mouth for once?!" Kyle angrily added as he looks at Craig at that moment.
Cut to the Marsh Residence which out in the kitchen where Sharon was sitting at the kitchen doing the family's finances right now when a slightly annoyed Randy was pacing back and forth from there to the living room which his pacing back and forth was messing her with the checkbook right now.
"Gawd Damnit, Sharon that life is not fair at all which I'm actually enjoying this awesome law of getting high legally that almost everyone is against it?!" Randy cries out loud in great protest.
"Randall Steven Marsh that I've a enough with you and your ranting about that stupid law?!" Sharon said in an angry tone voice.
"Oh, C'mon, Sharon!" Randy said which he was acting like an overgrown man-child who is not getting his way at all right now.
"That is it that I'll be down at Liane's with the other mothers for some coffee?!" Sharon said before she storms out of the house.
"Yeah right that I'm bet you that you'll be down there having coffee and gossip, and I'm better gets downtown right now." Randy angrily grumbled under his breathe.
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Later on that very same day which it was very late at night …..Cut to South Park City Hall inside the mayor's office which Mayor McDaniels was still in the building that she was putting finish touches on her paperwork that is when Johnson came rushing in there that he has some disturbing news to break to her at that moment.
"Johnson, what is wrong now?" McDaniels said which she looks very concerned at her longtime best friend and right-handed man right now.
"Well, mayor that someone wants to set vending machines that will be filled with pot up inside our parks, and wants to have a vending permit here?!" Johnson said while he looks over the application form which he knows that doesn't pleases her at all right now.
"What? You got to be fucking kidding me right now, Johnson?!" McDaniels said which her voice sounds so icy that filled with great disgust. "Just put the rejection stamp on it which I'm not signing it at all?!"
"Yes, Madam that I'm on it right now?!" Johnson replied which he was following his boss' orders which McDaniels sat back in her chair looking very pissed right now. But that is when Randy Marsh was standing there looking at the mayor which his eyes was narrowed with great disgust for her and her stance against this law.
"Oh, it is you again, so why are you here to hounding me about supporting that stupid ass law which I'm not changing my stance against this law, Marsh?!" McDaniels answered rather quickly which the tone of her voice was filled with anger and very determined to uphold her stance against his views.
"Geez, Mayor that you are becoming like my wife right now?!" Randy said which the mayor rolls her eyes for his stupidity at that moment.
"Seriously, Marsh….. That you'd gone mad with this stupid ass law which I've important things to do around here, instead of listening to your babbling?!" McDaniels said while she has her arms folded up by her chest and giving him a clear dark glare that had formed on her youthful looking face while she was remained seated in her fancy executive chair.
"That you're being very hardheaded right now, mayor?!" Randy shot his protest back at her which she was motioning her left hand with a "whatever motion that she don't care to what he think about her at all right now.
"So, what that I'm being a hard ass which I'm doing this to protect South Park from becoming another hippie infestation hotspot or a stoner paradise, Marsh?!" McDaniels said while she was glowering at him, and she had put her nail filer out to do her nails which she was completely bored with his childish game right now. "Well, Marsh that I'm take it that your argument is still invalid which I've won this round of this debate?"
"Wait a Gawd damned minute, mayor that I'll challenge you to a public debate about the recreation pot law?! Randy said which he was daring the mayor to do a public debate in front of the whole town which both Johnson and the mayor just sat there and looking at each other very funny at that moment.
"A Public Debate!" Where a city staffer begins to shout out loud when he overheard the argument outside of her office.
"Fine…. It is on then, Marsh?!" McDaniels said while Randy was walking out of her office which she was shaking her head with disbelief after he had step out of the office. "What the fuck had just happened a few minutes ago?!"
"That Mr. Marsh was being overdramatic again, mayor?!" Johnson said while he stood next to his best friend who was still seated at her desk.
"That I'll show them that this law is stupid to begins in the first place, Johnson, set the debate up at the community center on Thursday?!" McDaniels said when she walks around her desk to the front, and begins to pace back and forth to calm her down which she had grabbed her stress ball that wasn't helping at all. "Why the hell I'm had brought this piece of crap which it is not working for me at all?" That she had thrown the rubber orange-colored ball across the room at that moment that is when BarBrady came walking in there which she got an idea. "Hey, George that you wants to go home to have some fun right now?!"
"But, Martha that I'm still on the clock right now?" BarBrady said in a very confused tone voice as he looks at her very funny.
"Whatever, George…. Let's those idiots do their jobs for once without you running around which after all it is a direct order from your mayor now?!" McDaniels said which she has a very flirty look to her face which it have made him smile.
"Well, this is a lot better than spending alone all night long in my squad car with nothing to do?" BarBrady said which that is when Mayor McDaniels had grabbed him by the wrist, and led him out of the office which she was dragging him out.
"Bye, Johnson that we are going out for the rest of the night." McDaniels said while she grabs her big black leather purse from her desk and left with BarBrady for the rest of the night.
"Well, I'm better go home to see my wife?" Johnson said to himself while he was walking out of the room.
A half hour later up on a large hill that overlooks all of South Park dubbed as Lover's lane where both Mayor McDaniels and BarBrady were sitting on the hood of the squad car which they are looking up at the star filled skies that they are looking at the blood moon which it is a lunar eclipse that had settled over South Park which it was a perfect end to another crazy ass night in South Park.
"George, it is beautiful." McDaniels said while she puts her head on his left broad shoulder where he wrapped his left arm around her body with a blanket which there is nobody around there at all.
"Yes it is, Martha which it is a perfect postcard shot of our town for the tourist shop at the chamber of commences' gift shop." BarBrady said as she snuggled up next to him, but that is when his radio crackles to life which it was Yates which he had turned it off at that moment. "Oh, I'm so sorry, Yates that you guys can do stuff without me for once which I'm need some alone time with my wife for once?"
"BarBrady, where the-?" Yates' voice was going over the radio was being cut out by the turning the radio off at that very second which they went back to snuggling each other that pleases her big time for once.
"That is better which I wants some quiet time with my husband for once?!" McDaniels said.
"This is a true romantic moment, Martha?!" BarBrady replied.
"Oh, shut up, George, let enjoy the moment... okay then?!" McDaniels said which she puts her finger up to his mouth to quiet him down.
To Be Continued
Author's note: I'm sorry that I'm didn't do this that laptop had died on me which it was in the shop getting fixed which all of my stuff were on there. That I've to restart it again.