Chapter 4: The Case of the Snatch and Runners

The next following morning cut to the Marshes inside Stan's bedroom which Randy was hounding his son and his friends who were staying overnight for a sleepover to help him out with his debate against Mayor McDaniels, who is a well-trained debater since the third grade in a few days that the boys are being unwilling to help out at all after they had seen him smoking a joint a half hour ago.

"Oh, c'mon on, Stanley and boys that I'm need your help to defeat that bitch mayor of ours in that upcoming debate?!" Randy said as he angrily paces back and forth in his white brief underwear which he is acting like a big baby that made Stan was nosebridgepinching at his own father 's childish behavior which they wanted to leave at that moment.

"Let's go guys which we've a lot of things to do today?!" Stan said as he walks away with his friends to get away from his own crazed father right now.

"Damn it…..S-Stanley that I'm your father that you have to do what I've to tell you that I'm wish that Jaden Smith was my son!" Randy yells out loud which he was angrily stomping around the room loudly like a big baby right now.

"Oh, fuck off dad that I'm not Jaden Smith, so get over it now!" Stan replied as he disappeared from view at that moment.

"Oh, well goodbye, Mr. Marsh which we've a lot of stuff to do during our spring break?!" Butters said in his cheerful tone voice.

"Butters, shut the fuck up which he is being a dumbass again!" Stan clamors out loud as they were walking downstairs.

"Dude, what the hell is wrong with your dad right now which he is reminding me about the cat pee scare and scandal with my dad?!" Kyle asked.

"Kyle, because he can get high on pot legally, due to that stupid ass law that the state voters had voted in?!" Stan replied while he was sighing heavily with grief.

"Shut up, dad which I'm trying to watch fucking teen mom right now that I hate this family!" Shelly screams at her dad which her fists were clenched at her sides.

"Ugh….Gawd damned it that I'm so screwed in that upcoming debate!" Randy screams out loud which he was gently pulling his jet black hair with his hands.

Meanwhile in town which something is up in the air right now, cut to South Park Police Station, in the basement at the shooting range where Sgt. Yates had called a meeting with his squad and BarBrady.

"Okay, ladies and gentlemen that we need to solves these crimes before our lovely demanding lady mayor will be breathing on your backs again by pressuring us to solve it?!" Yates said which he was wearing his safety glasses and a pair oversized orange-colored ear muffs while his squad had stopped shooting their targets, and when BarBrady had come downstairs wearing his ear plugs at that moment.

"Like what this time, sarge?" Officer Foley said.

"Damn it, Foley that I'm getting to it….. Which it is about the latest crime spree that someone or a group is going around town to pull off multiples snatch and run robberies in the local convenience stores overnight which they've snatched a massive quantities of assorted chips and snacks up from the stores' racks last night?!" Yates said which he looks rather annoyed right now.

"I've an idea for possible subjects, sarge which this town-wide heist was pulled off by those sky as a kite stoner or stoners who uses the law as an excuse to get high legally." Harris added.

"Give Detective Harris, a cookie for making that best sarcastic yet true comment ever?!" Officer Alexander McDaniels said while he was placing a brand new full clip into his hand pistol. Which all sudden BarBrady's cell phone begins to ring and Officer McDaniels looks at his old man at that moment? "Like guess it is my mom….sir?"

"Why yes, it is your mother, Officer McDaniels?!" BarBrady said as he had accepts the call which he had answered it. "Uh, hello….Yes, Mayor that I'll be there in a few minutes with those stats and reports that you're asking for to use it as your answers in the debate."

"Ha-ha….That I see you in the line of fire with her right now, sir?!" Yates said in a low whispering voice to the other officers which BarBrady looks over his shoulder to get them a clear dirty look as he went upstairs which someone was making leather whip noises at that moment.

"Damn, she has him wrapped around her finger like a little bitch?!" Officer Carlson added.

"That he is totally pussy whipped by her?!" Harris said along with their laughing, and they have a very big smiles had formed on their faces.

"Hey…. Where the hell is the rookie at right now?" Officer McDaniels asked.

"That the rookie has something dumb planned right now?!" Officer Kennedy replied.

"Who knows at all around here anymore?" Officer Brown added.

"So, you guys quits your Goddamned bitching which we've a briefing to do and finish right now!" Yates said after he took a heavy inhale from his cigarette.

"Yes, sir!" all of the officers said in a unison at that moment.

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A few minutes later….. Cut to South Park City Hall inside the mayor's office which she was seated at her desk writing her answers down on a piece of paper and eating a cup of oatmeal to go for breakfast when Johnson came running in there which he has a piece of paper which it was a permit that he has a very frantic look to his face that she had look up from her work with a very concerned look on her face when she waits for BarBrady to show up.

"Johnson, Oh, what is wrong now?" McDaniels said which she raises her brows as he pants wildly and puts the permit paper in front of her, and she was wearing her gold wired framed reading glasses at that moment.

"Mayor, you need to take a look at this right now?!" Johnson said which she grabs the paper from his hand, and she had taken a quick look at it which her eyes widen after she took a look at it.

"Ugh…. Son of a bitch, you got to be kidding me that those assholes now wants a 4/20 festival here in South Park on April 20 th which it is big no that it'll turns into another disastrous jam fest festival again that they think I'm stupid which I've turned them down for once already?!" McDaniels said which she was rolling her eyes at this whole thing. "That I'm starting to think that this law is becoming an excuse for people from all over the country to come here to get high legally?!"

"Mayor, you must fight to keep South Park as a semi- peaceful small mountain town not as a stoner paradise?!" Johnson replied which he was cheering her up to be strong for the people." Johnson advised her that he has his hand on her shoulder to comfort his best friend right now. That is when BarBrady came walking in the door which he knows something is wrong when he saw her worry looking face at that moment.

"Martha, what wrong which I'm can tell it in your face?!" BarBrady loudly states in his loud annoying tone voice which the mayor just looks at him very funny.

"Everything is fine, George which everything is under control?!" McDaniels said after she had composed herself while she was rubbing her forehead that she was a nervous wreck, and but BarBrady had decides to pushes her further to answer him right now.

"Oh, come on, Martha that you are lying to me which I can see it in your face that something is bothering you right now?!" BarBrady said which she had held out a heavy sigh and she put her left palm of her hand on her left cheek at that second as he stands at the left side of her desk.

"Can I'm get a normal day to govern this town without anything weird or stupid for once?!" McDaniels said which she looks very defeated right now after she had sighed heavily for disgust right now. All sudden Randy Marsh came through the door which the mayor just sat there looking very annoyed right now. "Oh, what is it now, Marsh that you're here to tell me about how pot is great which I'm not listening to you anymore that I've more problems to deal with in this town."

"Why Gawd, you people are getting annoying as hell that you guys are a bunch of sore losers which your stance against this law right now?!" Randy said which his eyes narrowed with great disgust for her right now.

"Marsh, well, I'm sorry being a sore loser for spoiling your dumb ass fun…. Oh, wait that I'm not sorry at all?!" McDaniels said which she was giving him a death glare as she lends back in her chair with her hands clasped together.

"What ? You got to be kidding me right now, mayor?!" Randy said while he was raising his arms just like a crazy guy right now.

"That is it, that I've an enough with this bull crap….. Security!" McDaniels screams out loud which she had slammed her left fist down on her desk very hard.

"Gawd, I'm leaving right now you damned drama queen…. Geez!" Randy said while he was walking out of the room which the mayor just rolls her eyes at his childish behavior.

"For Christ's sake….. This whole thing is getting out of hand which I'm can't stand it anymore right now?!" McDaniels said which she was thinking about having a cigarette right now, but she had resisted the urge that was brought up by her growing stress that she is having all week-long which she had made a promise to her family, but her day is getting much worse when she saw those bratty kids came walking into the room which they have something to tell her at that moment. "Oh, it is you four which you wants now?!"

"Mayor, that we can help you to ban that pot law in South Park for good?!" Cartman said which she sat up from her little desk palm that she just had done a few minutes ago.

"Kids, you do have a plan to stop that law in its tracks for good and once for all?!" McDaniels replied which she looks very concerned yet not pleased at all.

"Mayor, that we knows that my dad is giving you a very hard time to accept the new law." Stan added.

"Duh, do you think kids that your father is driving me insane right now?!" McDaniels said which she had raise her brows at them.

"That we are going to help you out to win that debate against Stan's dad with the help of Mr. Mackey and the South Park Police force?!" Kyle replied.

"We are-?" BarBrady said which McDaniels had nudged him to shut up at that moment.

"That we can use the police's stats on the crime and Mr. Mackey's before and after photos of organs from drug use?" Stan said.

"Uh, EW….Those disgusting photos again?!" Kenny sickly mumbles out loud.

"Plus we can use that hippie jam fest and that police shootout during KFC was banned in town." Cartman said which all three of the city officials just stood there looking at each other which they had nodded to each other that she had decides to let them help out on one rule that they should be on their best good behavior or the deal is off .

"Fine that I'll let you kids help me out with this debate on one condition which I've no time to deal with your bull crap right now , are we cleared?!" McDaniels said while she was giving them a clear dirty look.

"Yes madam, we will be on our best behavior." All of the four boys said in a unison at that moment.

"Good!" McDaniels said when she turned to seated herself down at her desk once again.

To Be Continued