Chapter 5: The Great Sky- High Club
Later on that very day which it was late afternoon that channel News 4 was doing a live news report poll on legalization of the pot which it is a 50/50 spit among the townsfolk who opposes the law or supports it. That Niles Lawson was there and report on the fast growing developing news story that is happening in the area which he was interviewing Randy Marsh which one side of him was stoners and hippies who supports the legalization and the other side who opposes it that Mr. Mackey is spearheading the counter protest against the law which he is supporting the mayor's decision along with the mothers and the teachers along with Principal Victoria that Mr. Garrison is unwilling being there, because he was forced to being there by Victoria and Mackey's orders right now.
"Well, Mr. Marsh that you are a city council member which you are opposing the mayor's order to keep the recreational use of Pot in South Park as illegal in the opposition of State of Colorado's passing of recreational use of pot from this past election." Niles Lawson said while he was holding his microphone up by Randy which all sudden Mackey came up to them.
"Mr. Marsh, are you insane which you are telling your kids that is okay to get high from drugs that I've told them all these years that drugs is bad for them, mmmkay!" Mackey angrily grumbles out loud which he has his fists clenched at his sides and his thinning black hair was in a great disarray right now.
"Oh, you just shut up about your drugs is bad talk, Mackey which we don't care about your opinion, Gawd?!" Randy said in a very sarcastic tone voice which his comment has pisses Mackey off big time at that moment.
"Well, Randy that Mayor McDaniels is not Mayor Rob Ford of Toronto who uses his powers to do drugs, mmmkay?!" Mackey shot back at him.
"Wow… Randy I'm think that he got you there?!" Stuart said.
"Randy, that you are out of control right now?!" Sharon said which she looks pissed at him.
"Oh, come on, Sharon that is awesome right now?!" Randy said.
Meanwhile at the same time in the mayor's office which the boys are there that the large flat screened TV that was mounted on the wall which it was on that the news is on right now that they had noticed the argument with Stan's dad and Mr. Emmett Mackey that was being broadcasted live on air at that moment.
"Ugh…. Son of bitch, dad that whole argument that you're having with Mackey is the reason why that the mayor wants to keep recreational use of pot illegally in South Park for that stupid ass behavior here there." Stan said while he was facepalming himself from the embarrassment that he was witnessing on the TV right now.
"That I'm take it that Stan's dad had went on a smoke out binge with those damned smelly hippies last night?!" Cartman said which he looks very concerned right now.
"Hey, you guys…. Where the hell is Mayor McDaniels at right now?!" Kyle asked which he had noticed that Mayor McDaniels is missing from her office right now.
"That she is could be somewhere in the building right now you guys?!" Kenny loudly mumbles as he looks at his friends which they've notices Wendy and Pete who was busy with flipping his long red/black dyed fringe out of his eyes.
"Wendy and Pete, what the hell you guys are doing here which we are busy right now?" Stan asked which he looks very shocked when he saw them standing there.
"Well, we are here to help you guys out to get the mayor to win the debate?!" Wendy said while she was giving Stan her flirty eyes which he was falling for it right now. "Stan, you know you guys need our help?!"
"Oh, no, that we are losing him right now?!" Kyle said while he was looking at Stan, who was wearing a very big smile on his face at that moment.
"Hey, you guys, where is the hell is my aunt right now?!" Pete asked while he was flicking his fringe out of his eyes once again.
"Dude, we don't know where your aunt had disappeared to for a half hour?" Kenny loudly mumbles while he was shrugging his shoulders at him which Pete had raise his brows at them.
"Goddamnit, Aunt Mary?" Pete said in a great annoyance and that is when Butters came back into the room which he looks pissed when he saw Wendy.
"What the helk that she is doing here, fellas?!" Butters angrily demanded as he looks scornfully at Wendy that he is still pissed with Wendy because she called Kim Kardashian, a hobbit?!
"Goddamnit, Butters that you are still pissed over the hobbit gate?!" Stan replied while he had buries his face into the palm of his hand once again.
"Duh, I am still angry which I've a copy of that issue of Vogue Magazine with Kim and Kanye that I'm thinking that Wendy is still thinking that her body is photo shopped right now." Butters said.
"Wow, Butters that Kim Kardashian and her douchebag betrothed had taken that cover from Kate Upton, who is hot with dat ass and tits of hers "Pure Michigan hotness" that I'm say?" Kenny cheerfully mumbles along with sleazy laughter. "What, dude?" Stan said which he has a very puzzled look on his childish and innocent looking face as he looks at Kenny.
"Butters, you are truly completely disillusioned to the truth?!" Wendy angrily shots back. "Maybe we should get the mayor's take on this issue?!"
"Wendy, my aunt will not give a shit about that media loving shrank at all which she has a big problem to deal with right now." Pete replied which he raises his eyes at her.
Ummm… Actually, Pete that I'm wanted a strong career woman who worked their up from the bottom instead being on a reality TV Show, or having a sex video to get where they are today." Wendy said.
"Gawd Damnit, Butters why the hell that we are still talking about that media loving shrank and her douchebag betrothed?!" Cartman screeched out loudly.
"Hey, you guys that we needs to be on our best behavior right now?!" Kyle added. "I'm mean before McDaniels gets back in here at any minute you guys?!" Which Pete just stood there and rolling his eyes at them and their bitching right now.
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That we are about to find the current missing mayor in action, Mayor McDaniels which that she had came out of the basement's back up record room that she was making herself looks more presentable after making out with BarBrady, who was fixing his shirt and stuffing it in his pants and his holster belt up to help her out to get her mind off for a bit from that whole recreational pot use fiasco and had some alone time with each other.
"Well then, I'm better get back upstairs to my office to check on those little brats?!" McDaniels said while she was straightening her medal pin and blouse's collar along with her hair that was all messed up right now.
"I'm better get back to my office to minds the station, before Yates calls me nonstop on my cell because some of our officers at that protests right now?!" BarBrady said as he walks away which she stood there and looks helplessly for him at that moment.
"Oh, boy this is bad than I've ever imagined right now?!" McDaniels said while she sighed very heavily which all sudden her cell phone begins to ring right now. "Hello, Yes, Mrs. Marsh which I'm know that your husband had gone in the deep end with this whole foolish recreational pot law…. Wait a minute, did you say that you're giving our support to me instead of your husband."
Back in the downtown area in the town square which the protest is getting out of line that all of the police force were there doing crowd control, inside the police mobile command center where Sgt. Yates and Dawson was overseeing the operation which that is when BarBrady had arrived on the scene at that moment.
"Yates, what the helk is going down here right now?!" BarBrady said which the daywalker police sergeant quickly turned around to look at him with a great concern.
"Sir, which we've a large group of fucking dirty smelly and pot loving hippies came into town from Univ. of Colorado- Boulder had just showed up a half hour ago." Yates said.
"Oh, camel poop… Martha is going to be mad as a rattlesnake when she finds out about this." BarBrady said.
"Oh, this is great that it is all we needed another damn hippie jam festival?!" McDaniels hollers her protest out loud when she saw the massive crowd which Johnson was with her."Johnson, just calls Freddy to tell him to get Eric Cartman now?!"
"Oh, mayor why you are asking for the fat kid that I may ask?!" Yates said which he looks very dumbfounded as he looks at her.
"Yates, it is simple that little fat brat had saved South Park from the last hippie invasion, and hippies are the plague?!" McDaniels replied which she is taking charge of this situation right now.
"Yes, madam I'm on it right now?!" Johnson said which he was on his cell phone calling the other aide.
"Do you know why I'm wanted to keep pot illegal in South Park now?!" McDaniels added as she looks very livid and stands over the table that contained the map of South Park which most of the streets are blocked off by the heavy crowd right now while she was nervously pacing back and forth. "That I'm so using this as an example in my debate against Marsh?!
Which all sudden Freddy came in with Cartman and the other boys on the mayor's orders that the top city officials had quickly turned around to look at them at that moment?
"Kid, we need your help again to save South Park from another hippie infestation which they need to get out of South Park, so we can resumes some normalcy in this town once again?!" McDaniels angrily briefing them as she continues to pace back and forth that she had clenched her fists at her fists in front of them. "Which no thanks to your father who had kept it going, and he is out of control right now?" That she was looking at Stan with a dark glare.
"Ugh….Goddamnit, dad!" Stan was nosebridgepinching himself for his dad's bad behavior once again.
"But what are we going to use to get a rid of these son of bitches and make them leave town?!" Cartman said which he was silently wondering on what metal band to use on those damned hippies to get them to leave.
"Well, you kids better find something to use to get a rid of them?" McDaniels whimper in fury which her eyes narrowed with great disgust as she turned around to heads toward the desk which she looks nervous as hell right now.
"Damn, you guys that someone has sand up their vagina right now?!" Cartman whispers to his friends which Kyle gives him a very dirty look.
"Oh, Goddamnit, Cartman that she is fucking stressed out right now?!" Kyle yells at him which he has points his finger at him.
"Oh, shit you guys that the daywalker Jew from Jersey is pissed again?!" Cartman said while he had lifted his hands in the air to pisses him off more.
"Oh, fuck you fat ass?!" Kyle replied which he gave him the finger and walks toward the table that the mayor was seated in a chair looking a complete nervous wreck at that moment.
"Come on you guys that we are going to see my dad to end this crazy ass nonsense?! Stan said which he needs to make everything right in South Park once again.
'What? That we have to deal with those damned hippies who are sitting on the streets getting high right now?!" Kenny begins to loudly mumble in great shock.
"Who the hell that Marsh thinks he is to think that I'm that fat sleazy pot smoking mayor from Toronto which I'm not at all?!" McDaniels protested to shows her very angry opinion at that moment.
"Ugh... Damnit that she is pissed big time right now?! Kyle said.
A few minutes later….In the town square that is when the boys came up to Randy at that moment which the sight is makes Cartman squirmed with hatred for the hippies had gathered in the area.
"Dad, please stop which you're acting like a fucking two years old and making the town in a hippie hang out once again." Stan asked which he looks very concerned for his father right now.
"No, Stanley... It is legal in the state to get high?!" Randy said.
"Well that I'm take it that this is not going to work with reasoning with him right now?!" Kyle added.
"Stan, your dad has truly lost his mind now?!" Cartman said as he looks at Stan with shock.
"Jesus Christ, this is getting out of hand right now!" Kenny angrily mumbles as he looks at the high crowd right now.
To Be Continued
Author's Note: Well, On to the writing of the final chapter to this story.