Chapter 6: Debate Wars: McDaniels vs. Marsh
The day have finally come which a debate will decides the fate of the recreational pot use law in South Park that was causing chaos among the townsfolk which there is gossip is going on in the town like a wild-fire that the whispers are saying that a couple of the other fourth graders from Mr. Bart's class had been caught by Mr. Mackey during their lunch and recess hour selling edible pot to their fellow classmates. That the disturbing news had reached Mayor McDaniels who was fearing this day to come if any of the kids gets their hands on pot and do stupid shit with it. Inside the mayor's office where a pissed off Mayor McDaniels was pacing back and forth in the middle of the room where her aides and some of the police force are there that includes BarBrady, Yates, Harris and Dawson along with the local P.T.A. which Randy Marsh is not among them at all.
"Mayor that this whole pot thing is getting out of the hand right now which some of our children are possibly using or selling pot to their fellow classmates?" Sheila Broflovski said while the mayor just looks at her after she had stopped in her tracks at that moment.
"This is what that I've been telling you people which this law was trouble from the beginning to begins with which it brings crime and pot smoking hippies to here once again?!" McDaniels said which her voice was filled with anger and annoyance. "The illegalization law will be in fact remained in effect in South Park , that Randy Marsh and those pot legalization idiotic supporters can kiss my ass?!"
"I think that she is ready for the debate to chew Marsh and those hippies apart right now?!" Yates whispered to his gray-haired young partner which he has his left hand up by his mouth and Harris nodded at him.
"Mayor, I'm greatly agreed with your decision to keep pot illegalization, mmmkay?!" Mackey added which Mr. Garrison just quietly rolled his eyes at him right now.
"This is getting out of hand right now which in town that is currently crawling with hippies right now?" Principal Victoria replied.
"How the hell that we are going to get a rid of these damned hippies that I may ask?" Mr. Garrison asked.
"That I've little Eric Cartman on the case to get a rid of those damned hippies just like the last hippie jam fest?" Mayor McDaniels replied.
Outside of the mayor's office which the boys, Pete and Wendy was seated in the sitting area that they're helping Cartman out to find a perfect metal CD to use which Officer McDaniels had dropped his two metal artists CDs filled booklets that from heavy metal to death metal off on the request of her mother.
"Dude, just play a Black metal or death metal album which it will scared the hell of them to make them leave South Park like Mayhem, Emperor, Burzum and Dark Throne, or any other bands?!" Pete said while he was flicking his long fringe out of his eyes.
"Gawd Damnit, Alex that you've a quite collection of metal bands in here?! Cartman said while he was going through the large booklet at that moment.
"Yo, kid just play Mayhem's Death Crush EP for the screams and growls that will scared them?!" Officer McDaniels said when he had stepped out of his mother's office that they're leaving for the community center at that moment.
"Why thank you, Officer McDaniels for the head banging suggestion?!" Cartman replied which he had grabbed the black/red cd that has the band logo on it out of the booklet sleeve. "Oh, come on you guys that we have some hippies to scare out-of-town right now."
A few minutes later out in the town which Cartman had connected his laptop to the town's sound system which he had played the whole album out loud that Maniac's death growls and screams filled the air at that moment which it is scaring the hell of the hippies right now.
"God, this music sounds so angry and cold?!" Hippie one screams in panic to another hippie that was standing next to him.
"Let's bail out on this whole angry scene now, brah?!" Hippie two said which all the hippies had scattered from the town's streets very fast, and that is when Father Maxi had come out of the church's door looked pissed right now.
"Oh, Good Lord, it is that devil's music that I'm hearing right now?!" Father Maxi said to himself that is when the music had stopped which the kids were heading for the community center.
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Meanwhile inside the community center upon the debate which Mayor McDaniels and Randy Marsh were seated on one side of the stage that Tom Thompson of News 4 was moderating the debate. That Mayor McDaniels was up first which she has come out swinging hard.
"Mayor McDaniels, what had causes you to oppose the Colorado's recreational pot law in the beginning?!" Tom Thompson asked,
"Citizens of South Park, the real reason that I've oppose this law from the beginning which we had worked so hard to build this community as a small compassionate and clean community had occasionally a spike of crime in once a great awhile, and faces multiple disasters but it is improved that we are strong, and I'm not wanted South Park to be a pothead stop to get high instead seeing the beauty of this town offered." McDaniels said while she was standing there with the mic in her left hand which all the crowd had leaped in the air cheer and clap.
"Wait a damned minute that you don't see the cash value of tourism is a gold mine, Mayor?!" Randy said after he had jumped up from his chair to confront the mayor which BarBrady had stepped between them.
"You're truly being a fucking idiot right now, Marsh?! McDaniels states in a venomous tone voice.
"Oh, okay you two keep this debate clean and family friendly, please?" BarBrady said which the mayor had given him a dark glare along with Marsh at that moment.
"In my view that this law is becoming a sick joke just like that medicinal pot that people abused it, and it will be criminal problems that take a look at Chicago, Detroit, Saginaw and Flint, Michigan, or other cities across the country which most of the crime problem is caused by drug dealers that fuels the violence there." McDaniels added after she had composed herself and fires back.
"That you're once again scapegoating the drug, mayor which it is the law of the state." Randy said in a very challenging tone.
"But Marsh that the federal law always overrules the state law?!" McDaniels said in a icy tone.
"Oooo...She does have a good point?!" Townsmanone said while he was looking at him who was nodding in agreement.
"Umm….Excuse me, madam mayor and Mr. Marsh that I've something to be heard right now?!" Doctor Gouache said came up running to the stage which he supported the mayor that he has something in his left hand which there was a tiny flash drive that the mayor is wondering what he is up right now.
"Well, Doctor you better states your case now for good reason to stop this debate in its tracks?!" McDaniels said which the doctor had put the flash drive into a laptop that is all of the photos of before and after drug users' organs which Stan looked very sick and vomited on Wendy's jacket after he had taken a couple glances at the screen.
"Eww…. Bark is gross, Stan!" Wendy screamed which she looked sick at Stan after he had went Mount St. Helens on her a few months ago.
"Ugh…Sorry, Wendy for that which you know that I hate biology?!" Stan said while he was wiping his face off.
"God, no which it reminds of Mr. Mackey had showed us in health's class?!" Kyle said while he was glancing away from the disturbed filled screen.
"See that I'm was right that drugs are bad, mmmkay?!" Mackey said when he jumps out of his chair which everyone just looks at him very funny.
"Yuck!" Kenny mumbles which he looks sick to his stomach too.
"Damn, Stan that you'd started a chain of reaction among the townsfolk right now." Cartman said along with a chuckle.
"Well, thank you Doctor Gouache for that disturbing presentation which it had indeed had proved my point that I'm didn't need your help at all?!" McDaniels said while she has a very nauseous look to her face which she was fighting it right now. "Oh, fuck this that whole thing is making everyone sick to their stomach that I'm one of them for God's sake?!"
"I'm agreed which you were right about the evils of the pot the whole time which I'm so sorry for making you looks bad during this whole thing, mayor?!" Randy said while he was clutching his own stomach at that moment.
"Fine, we are even….. Alright, everybody that the illegalization of recreational use of pot in South Park stands, let's go home now!" McDaniels said.
"Yay!" The townsfolk hollered with glee and joy while they all looks sick in their faces.
The End