Wow. Five reviews in one day? You guys are awesome. Seriously, pat yourself on the back.

I'm planing to try and post a chapter a day for this, and I'm not quite sure yet how long it is going to be. But if this continues to get this much attention, then it might be pretty long.

And if you are following one of my other stories, I am going to try and post a chapter for My Daddy is a Time Lord every week.

Anyway, enough talking, here you go!

The Doctor

River said something to the Ponds before handing the paper to the Doctor. He grabbed it and looked it over. It was in Old High Gallifreyan, so it took him a while to read it, but he managed to make it out and he noticed that River's pen was leaking a bit.

Need a translator, sweetie?

The Doctor rolled his eyes and looked at River, who was smiling. Taking the pen from River, he turned over the note and started to write on the back. He paused for a second, trying to think of something witty, but when his usually quick mind failed to supply him with something clever he sighed and continued writing.

The Ponds

After the Doctor finished writing he handed back the paper to River. She took it and read it out loud to the Ponds.

"River, this is not the time to be funny. The TARDIS is broken and I need to fix it. The only problem with the translation circuit is even if I fix it properly, it'll take something days to recalibrate."

"A few what, River?" Rory asked.

"I don't know, it's smeared. The Doctor has terrible handwriting."

"Ha!" Amy exclaimed. "That is funny!"

"I don't get it." Rory said to his wife.

"All doctors have bad handwriting." She replied and the three bust out laughing. Amy caught a glance at the Doctor, who had a confused and slightly sourly, like he knew they were making fun of him but he didn't know what they were making fun off.

River pointed at the paper and showed the Doctor what she was confused at. He said something and then held up two fingers and put them down again and replaced them with three.

"I think he means two to three days." River explained to the Ponds.

"Two to three days until what?" Rory asked.

"Until the translation circuit on the TARDIS is working again. So, until then, I guess that I will hang out with you as your translator."

The Doctor

The Doctor snapped his fingers and the TARDIS doors opened. He hoped that one of them would get the hint that it was time to leave, but none of them did. So he grabbed Amy gently and pulled her to the TARDIS as guards, now aware that River Song was once again escaping, neared. Amy said something to Rory and everybody piled into the police box.

The Doctor put them in the safety of deep space before searching around and muttering to himself.

"Ha!" He exclaimed. "Here it is, pen and paper." He said and gave it to River. "Now, before we do anything, we should atleast try and identify each other, and I am just talking to myself... Again..." The Doctor trailed off before looking around a bit sheepishly.

Amy said something and Rory snickered a bit. The Doctor tried hard not to roll his eyes. He hoped that he was able to fix the translation circuit soon; he was already getting tired of this.

"Okay." The Doctor sighed, frustrated. He then pointed at Amy.

The Ponds

The Doctor pointed at Amy and said something. Amy couldn't tell what he was saying, but whatever it was, it was like a melody was coming out of his mouth. It was just beautiful. He then pointed at Rory and said something else. It wasn't as pretty as what he said when he pointed at Amy, to be honest it was rather dull, but it was interesting. He then pointed to River and said something.

"I think that he's telling us our name in Gallifreyan." Rory said.

"River, asked him what he's doing." Amy said and River tore out another paper and wrote on it. The Doctor took it, looked it over and wrote back.

"It says 'I'm trying to tell everybody their names so that if anything happened we know what we call each other.'" River said.

"See?" Rory said to Amy and she rolled his eyes.