Ep4 meet the family/off on the wrong tentacle
"Are you sure about this?"
"Well he never attacked me."
"What was a portal doing in the backyard?"
"I don't know."
Jerome slowly opens his eyes and mumbled "wha?WAIT...WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!?
WHERE AM I!? LIFE ALER-"
"Calm down we are not going to hurt you." The one with orange-ish hair said
"Well maybe if we HAVE to..."the blue haired one started,but stopped when
she caught a glare from the one whose eyes don't seem to open
"And what's your name?" The one with closed eyes asked
"It's Jerome...JeromeASF! Now what's your name?"
"I'm Ika Musume aka Squid girl! RULER OF ALL MANKIND! MUHAHAHAHAH!"
Jerome then turns her head to the orange-haired girl who says,
"She's a little pissed about all the pollution in the water so she came to shore,
made our beach shop her 'base',broke a wall and is now working it off. Anyway,
my name is Eiko Aizawa."
Jerome then turns to the one with closed eyes who says,
"Hi,my name is Chizuru Aizawa."
"..."
"What's wrong?"
" It's nothing, just a flying rock."
The 'Flying' rock hits Jerome in the face.
"OW. See just a normal flying rock. With all the mods I have installed, it's totally normal."
The three girls turn around and see the thrower.
"VIVA LA RESISTANCE!" said a kid with black 'yugi' hair
"Oh dear God..." Eiko said to herself
"Someones got a hella lot of energy." Jerome said
"DIE, YOU GIANT DOG-THING!"
"Hey, don't call me dog thing! It's offensive to Baccas and bulldogs everywhere!"
"Woah, woah, woah, let's not make enemies." Chizuru calmly said
"Ok, Chizuru." the kid responded
"What-why would you give in so easily-to a girl?" Jerome asked
Eiko, Ika, and the kid looked at him,shocked while Chizuru simply tilted her head to the side.
"What? Waaaaaaaaaaaas it something I said?" he asked, confused
"Can I talk to you for a second?" Ika asked
"Sure." he answered
Ika took Jerome into another room and practically pushed him against the wall, screaming-
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!? ARE YOU TRYING TO GET YOURSELF KILLED!?"
"I still don't understand why the heck everyone was suddenly shocked when I said that!" Jerome answered
"DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DOES TO PEOPLE WHO MAKE SIMPLE COMMENTS SUCH AS THAT!?"
"Chizuru, this pie tastes like a whale died in it." Ika said, gaining a slap upside the head
"Chizuru, I may or may not have been watching 'South Park' with Takeru." Ika said, gaining another slap upside the head
"Chizuru, I finished polishing the trophy!" Ika said and accidentaly dropped it in front of her
"Aw cra-" She started to say before she was bashed into the wall.
-Flashback over-
"Oh dear Notch, that's horrifying!" Jerome stated, scared out of his mind
"Who is Notch? And don't you mean God?"
"What's a god?"
"Oh my Notch..."
-Back outside-
"Um, so- are you angry?" Eiko asked Chizuru
"No,just...just so weak..." She responded
"I'm sure he didn't mean it." Takeru mentioned
"(muffled)I still don't understand why the heck everyone was suddenly shocked when I said that!" Jerome said in the other room
"See?" Takeru asked
"He called me- a girl"
"Aaaaaaaaaand that's insulting, how?" Eiko asked
"I-dont know anymore..."
"Aaaaaaaaaand I bet you never did-"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!?"
"Nothing! Nothing!"
"NO, NOT NOTHING! I HEARD YOU SAY SOMETHING!"
"I swear to God, I said nothing!"
Chizuru turned violently red and a small fire started aroud her
"Holy ******* ****!" Takeru shouted
"Where did you learn to say that?" Eiko asked
"The South Park movie." Takeru answered
"Who gave you permission?"
"Squddie, of coarse."
"IKA, YOU LITTLE-GAAAAAAAH!" Chizuru shouted as the fire around her grew larger
-back in the other room-
"So, that little yugi looking kid is Takeru" Jerome comfirmed
"Yes." Ika answered
"Oh, OK. Now, what about that japanese girl who can split a house in 1 second?"
Suddenly, the wall busted open and a fire-filled laser shot through and hit the duo outside of the building and creating a new hole.
"OW! What was that?" Ika asked
"IKA, YOU HAVE DROVE ME OFF THE DEEP END!" Chizuru shouted
"Ha. Deep end." Jerome joked
"WHAT!? But I didn't do anything!" Ika remarked
"*cough*" Jerome hinted
"SHUT UP!" Ika shouted back
"WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU YOU'LL BE SLEEPING WITH THE FISHES!" Chizuru shouted
"Man! She is on fire today!" Jerome joked "Speaking of which..."
A fire trail that spread across the house caught up with Chizuru and enveloped her yet she remained still
"Holy crap, is she OK?" Jerome asked
"Um, I don't know."Ika answered
Chizuru immediately started floating and shooting fireballs at the duo.
"WOAH!" Jerome shouted as he instinctively pulled out a golden axe and swung at all of the fireballs "Balls away!"
"How did you-" Ika asked before she was cut off by Jerome replying;
"Instinct."
Jerome was moving and swinging at every single fireball in sight looking quite fierce
while doing it
"GET OUTTA MY WAY, NOSEHAIR!" Chizuru shouted
"Nosehair!? That's an offense to Baccas and people with mustaches!"
"I DON'T WANT YOU! I WANT MS. TWO EXTRA TENTACLES!"
"Why do you want the weird blue one? Why does she have tentacles? WHAT IS LIFE!?"
"*Ahem* we'll get to that later, right now we have to find out why she wants to serve my head on a silver platter." Ika reminded
"Is this still about the comment I made?"
"NO,IT'S THE AQUATIC INKSPEWER! YOU HAVE SCREWED WITH ME FOR THE LAST TIME! I HAVE HADE IT UP TO HERE WITH YOUR 'ACCIDENTAL ACCIDENTS', I AM GOING TO RIP YOU LIMB FROM LIMB!"
"I think that will take a while, knowing that squids limbs are really flexable." Jerome added
"SHUT UP, SEWERSKIN!"
"Hey! That's offensive to-"
"I DON'T CARE!" Chizuru screamed as she fired a flare at Jerome, who simply jumped to the side just as it hit the ground
"Wow. Angry, much?"
Chizuru fired a bunch of fireballs at Jerome, who struggled to hit them all. One hit his axe far away from him while one burnt a corner of his face.
"Oh, Notch. AND this is the day that I don't bring Betty. Luckily I have all that stuff from the hunger games- WAIT! THAT'S IT!"
Jerome turns to Ika and says, "Wait here and stall. I have some equipment to equip!" Jerome then runs into the house while Squid girl is left with the extremely pissed Chizuru
"Um, seen any good movies lately?" Ika asked
"..."
"I watched the South Park movie-"
"..."
"-with Takeru." Ika said with a weak smile
"You're dead."
"...Meep."
-In the house-
Jerome slams the door open and runs inside
"What are you doing?" Eiko asked
"I'm doing what I was born to do-" Jerome answered with a tough voice
He then ran to the area where the portal had been and grabbed all the stuff he dropped while he was fainted.
"I'm gonna win the Hunger Games..."
-Back outside-
"Well, if you don't want to talk about anime, then I don't know what you want to talk about!" Ika shouted while running from the very persistent Chizuru.
"I WANT TO TALK ABOUT ME CUTTING YOUR TENTACLES OFF AND SHOVING THEM UP YOUR-"
"Actually, I was thinking SEGA would lead us to a good conversation..."
"Hey, shy eyes!" called a very familiar voice
Chizuru turned around to see Jerome in thick green armor holding a light blue sword and a little backpack full of other items.
"Now, I'm going to give you one last chance to back the hell off my friend."
"Or what?"
"Well, you asked for it, literally." Jerome said as he threw potions of weakness,poison, and slowness at Chizuru
Once the potions hit her, she felt like she lost strength, had an iron ball tied to her foot, and wanted to throw up
"How...Wha-"
"You just had a slice of JeromeASF, and you're about to receive the full pie!"
Jerome ran up, threw a jumping potion at himself, jumped real high, and then came down, hitting Chizuru with the flat side of the sword
Chizuru was then knocked out due to the fact that she still had the weak potion effect on her
"Oh my God! Thank you sooooooo much!" Ika praised
"All in the days work for-" Jerome turns around dramatically "JeromeASF!"
Eiko and Takeru then peeked their heads out of the hole and said "We heard a fight going on and we didn't want to interrupt- Oh my God!" They say in unison as they see Chizuru knocked out
"Don't worry, She is only knocked out. The weakness potion should wear off in 3...2...1..."
"Ugh, what happened?" Chizuru asked, weakly
"Yay, she's alive!" Takeru shouted
"I guess I've caused enough trouble for one night... So long everyone! It was nice knowing ya!"
"Wait, you're going already?" Ika asked
"Well, it looks like where ever I am, poop hits the fan. And I don't want someone to die just because I was here."
"It's not your fault. She's... never been considered normal before." Eiko said
"I wonder why..." Jerome sarcastically whispered while rolling his eyes
"I have so much to learn from you. Like how to look Chizuru dead in her closed eyes and just pwn her like you did." Ika noted
"Do what!?" Chizuru asked, angrily
"Nothing!" Ika answered
"I guess I could stay. I mean the portal disappeared into thin air, and I don't know what kind of mobs would attack this planet at night!"
"Yay!" They all said in unision
"So, um. Who's going to fix the house?" Jerome asked
Everyone turned to see the house had mostly burnt down and one of the walls that survived had a hole in it.
"Not me!" They, once again, said in unison.
-Next episode-
"I was thinking for a while, and I decided that-" Eiko started before she was cut off by Jerome who said;
"You want me to help around the shop?"
"How did you know?"
"Well, you were saying 'Should I let Jerome help?' in your sleep. We decided to ignore it since it was so quiet, but then you started screaming it out loud! I think you've scared off half the neighbors!"
"Oh, heh heh, whoops"