Teeheehee, I like being evil :D
Anyway, back to reality... Hope you enjoy the ensuing Chaos my friends!
Oh, and thanks to the most recent followers and favers, Dreamcreator, Essenze, draconicflyer,Goldendarkness123 and Daughter of wisdom and music... You're all awesome, and hugs to everybody!
So, without further ado... *straps on helmet, with evil grin*
Lets Begin!

It was with great trepidation that the Yeti's went about their daily business, Phil, having been made North's right hand man, was more of a target than most, and was guarded at all times by either Bunny or at least three other yeti's.
The doors were guarded by several armed Yeti's, and there were cameras roaming the area at all times. The others were secure in the knowledge that no-one had come in, and were now being very casual with their paintball guns and big sticks.
Jack snorted at the sight, as he hid in the rafters.
Sticks.
He'd show them a stick...
With a nod to Sandy, who gave him the ready signal, he started a full blown blizzard in the workshop. Sandy had made sure to coat the remaining toys in a layer of gold, so they would not be ruined, and the elves had been casually moving the greater majority of the completed toys to other store rooms throughout the day.
Bunny immediately started scanning the rafters, but Jack, dressed in the black bottoms and Hoody Tooth had given him, the hood managing to cover half his face, blended with the shadows perfectly.
As for how he had gotten in there? Well, it would have been so much bother to sneak past the dozens of guards at each doorway, so Jack had just got Shady to give them a lift. The spirit had been happy to help, with the promise that he would not be a victim of one of Jacks random pranks for a full half a century, and had transported the both of them from the shadows outside Santoff Claussen to the ones in the rafters, before taking off.
A few minutes later, and a thick layer of snow, that came up to the yeti's chests, had covered the entire workshop. It was definitely amusing to see North open a door and be thrown back as a load of snow fell through.

Eventually, he managed to fight his way in, Tooth right behind him, and gasped at the sight.
"Where are they!"
No-one could tell him, and he rolled his eyes.
"Well, how could they have gotten in?"
More blank looks, and North blinked as he realised that they could still be there...
"Tooth! Bunny! ...Bunny?" The Pooka appeared from an uncannily high snow drift, scowling.
"Frostbite must have targeted me specifically."
Jack grinned. He had indeed...
"Yes, well. They could still be here, so I want everyone in defensive formations..."
Jack grinned at Sandy, who formed a megaphone with the sand and Jack called through it, his voice actually quite spooky, which made it all that more effective.
"Oh, it's far too late for that... Phil...? Remember the break-in of 1967?"
The Yeti blinked, as they all turned to him, then he blinked again, before literally fighting his way through the snow in a panic.
North paled as he translated.
"He says we are all doomed..."

Jack laughed, the megaphone making it even more dangerous sounding than usual.
"Haha, so it seems that the Yeti learns after all... And this is but the beginning. Each of those odd pranks and tricks you attempted? They are nothing compared to the retaliation that is coming!"
He looked to Sandy, who gave him a nod, and grinned.
"So, this is for you Phil..."
The megaphone trailed to nothing, and Jack grinned as Sandy flicked on the heaters. On full power. No-one had dared put them on full power before...
Jack stared, awed, as the snow melted within minutes. A quick blast of cold air from him as Sandy switched off the heat had it turning to slush, and soon the entire floor was coated in it, including every one of its occupants.
He grinned, and signed to Sandy.
Hey, I have a surprise... A little extra touch if you will...
Sandy raised an eyebrow, grinning, and Jack smiled.
"Elves! Now!"
Suddenly, the entire floor was being sprayed with different coloured flavourings, which mixed with the fresh snow Jack created, and coming to rest in the giant pots that the elves had set out when everyone was distracted.
Now, not only were there actual slushy drinks, but everyone below them was a slush too...Jack raised an eyebrow at Sandy, who gave him a thumbs up, almost awed by the guardians ingenuity, and flew over, giving him a high five, before they both gave cheerful waves to those below and vanished through the door and out a window, scooping up slushy as they went, before anyone could catch them.
There was little time for celebration as they arrived back at the Ice Palace, and went over plans for their next prank. It could be one of two, depending on where the others went, so they would have to be fast...
_

Sandy flew off to keep an eye on the others, and, before long, a golden symbol appeared, of a Tooth.
Jack grinned. They were heading to the Tooth Palace... Or rather, they wanted them to think that. Jack's hunch proved to be right, when he asked the wind to show which direction they were heading, and it started blowing south. The way to Bunnymunds warren...
Jack grinned. This one would make them regret every showing him Disney...
He found Sandy, assuring him it was fine for him to head off to get his job done, and told him he'd start preparing the prank.
The outfits had been under construction for a while now, and Jack was glad that they would finally pay off.
Arriving at the warren with quite a while to go before the others arrived, thanks to both their usual procedure of getting here and the wind's promise to make them take even longer, Jack set about getting the elves ready.
For nearly two hours, they laboured away, until Jack finally stood back with a sigh.
Perfect...
The north half of the warren was now made up of various copies of scenes from Disney movies, including the Dwarves cottage, even down to the wood on the stove, live ice animals in the wood, the circus from Dumbo, part of a jungle, identical to a scene from Tarzan and dozens of other scenes, then, to finish it all off, the elves had been dressed up as characters.
Willingly, much to Jack's surprise and relief.
Sandy arrived just in time to put the finishing touches to the place, namely creating a sand version of the castle on Bunny's actual home and make a few characters, such as a golden, flying elephant, and photograph it all, before the wind warned Jack that the others were arriving.
They hoisted up the sign, welcome to Disneyland, with their logo in the corner, above the tunnel, and hid in one of the alcoves to watch the reactions.

They were well worth it. Most of the fairies with Tooth swooned in delight at the sight, and even Tooth seemed a little taken aback at the detail and artistry of it.
North was wondering how the hell they had managed this, with no warning that they were coming, and Bunny? Well... He was silent... For quite a while.
Until he finally found his voice.
"What is it with them turning the warren into a playground!?"
"But it's so... beautiful..." Tooth said, still drinking it all in, and Jack grinned. Perfect. Now for the finishing touch...
As one, a mound of ice bunnies appeared over the ridge, and Jack used his greatest weapon.
"Fear the cuteness!" He cried, and the bunnies morphed into the very epitome of cute.
Tooth pretty much fainted, the other fairies were already out on the floor, the Yeti's were all entranced, as was North, and Bunnymund? He had such a look of adoration on his face it was almost pitiful...

A few camera snapshots later, and they both ran, leaving the others to the new warren, which would melt away and disappear in a few hours, giving them time to head to the pole to rig their next prank, and also to Tooth's to prepare that one.
The ease at which they did it was ridiculous. The remaining Yeti's got knocked into a sleep that would last for long enough for their plan to work, and the fairies that were left in the palace were so occupied with Jack and the outfit he was in, and doing their own work, that they didn't pay much attention to what the two guardians were doing.
Which was lucky really... Because they had gone for one of the most classic pranks in the book, but up-scaled it to a degree that they wouldn't have been able to do it in secret.
Sandy grinned as he rigged the camera's, ready to record the events, and flew off to share the dreams. He was honestly having the most fun he had had in... well, in a very long time.
He wasn't quite sure what he was going to make it up to the guardian of fun, but he was definitely going to try.
He wasn't even finding it difficult to shield the children from the nightmares, and filled their dreams with fun and jokes, letting the children of Burgess, Jack's friends, know what was actually going on in their dreams. He had no doubt that they would be asking to help the next time Jack visited.
_

After the wonders that had been in the warren had disappeared, North, Bunny and Tooth had all been debating where to go next. Their circular reasoning was driving Tooth insane.
Jack might suspect them of going to the Pole, to throw him off guard, but then, he might know they would do the opposite to throw him off guard even more because he would not expect them to. But he might expect them to, in which case, they were better going to the Palace... Or wait, was it the Pole? GAH!
Of course, they could just stay there, but all of them, though they would never admit it, were having the most fun they had had in ages. And from the little they had seen of Sandy, the oldest guardian was having as much, if not more fun, than them. So they debated on where to go.
Not that it really mattered... seeing as each place was rigged. But they didn't need to know that.
Eventually, thankfully for the still sleeping Yeti's, they decided to go to the Pole.
First, it was nearer, second, it had cookies, and third, Tooth had work to do.
It was an unspoken rule that they never interfered with Tooth's or Sandy's work, or with Jack when it was pressing, and never with North or Bunny on the run up to their respective holidays. So Tooth was safe as she skimmed to the palace, not noticing thankfully, the prank the two had rigged. The fairies, after Jack had promised them he would read them Romeo and Juliet and two other god forsaken love stories, had agree to keep quiet, and so Tooth passed a few hours in the palace easily enough, before heading up to the pole, only to be caught by Jack, and told that it might be a good idea to just stay in the study, seeing as the prank had begun.
Tooth had to congratulate them on their planning. They had taken into account that she needed to work, and when, and how long for, and so had planned the only prank where her flying would have helped for a time she wasn't there. It was because of her respect for the genius, and the chance for a break, that she agreed to sit it out, in the study, and Jack gave her a hug, before vanishing again.
Tooth sighed before settling down to nap for a while.

North and Bunny, and the Yeti's stuck with them, were not so lucky. A maze, made entirely of solid ice and dream sand, filled the workshop. And, not only was it hard to navigate, but random portals, barrages of snow and slush and paint balloons were constantly being thrown at them.
When they weren't cursing, they were wondering just how they hell the other two were able to have done this so fast. True, Jack was an expert prankster, but this stuff was just a complete level up from the usual pranks...
So this was what happened when he had a partner...
North was now almost entirely blue, thanks to the paint, Bunny was still brushing snow out of his fur that just refused to melt, as well as being covered in blue and pink paint, and the Yeti's were... well. Greens, blues, pinks, yellows... They were a mismatch of dozens of different colours.
It actually gave North a idea for a teddy design... But that could wait.
Two barrages of snow and paint later, and they finally found the exit. As soon as North's hand touched the door, the maze melted away, revealing a stack of sleeping Yeti's, all dressed in Tutu's. Most likely courtesy of the elves, with small notes stuck into them.
No doubt as payback for something...
North just carried on. No way was he getting in the way of those two... Walking into his study, they found Tooth asleep on one of the chairs, and sat down themselves, the elves rushing in with plates of cookies.
North took one, absent mindedly, and took a bite. Before spitting it back out and running to get eggnog... Though it wasn't likely to help.
"Curry powder... Lots of it..." he gasped to Bunny, the Pooka blinked, before grinning.
Okay, it was small and cliché, but he had to admit, the kid thought of everything...
Then he read the note that appeared.
"Courtesy of Sandy eh? Well, well, looks like Jack's been training him well... North? We have problem."
"Not including two guardians waging war with us?"
"In a way. It appears Sandy has been learning a few tricks of his own..."
"... Damn."
"North!" Tooth exclaimed, waking up, "What have I told you about cursing in front of my fairies?"
"But Jack is training Sandy to prank..."
"Damn it all to the moon and back..." Then Tooth blinked, hand across her mouth, as the other two grinned. Bunny snorted.
"This is how we know things are going all to hell." he said, stretching and lounging back. "Ah well, I'm gonna try and get some sleep before they do..."

It was, of course, at that point that a snowball hit him in the face. Jack snapped a picture of Bunny's expression, and the others as North cried 'Hit the deck!' and they all dove to the floor, seeing as Sandy had had to get going and give out dreams. Then he grinned. He might not even bother sending another one. The reactions would be even funnier if that was all the threat they needed.
Then they started poking their heads up, and he rolled his eyes at himself.
Who was he kidding?
Within seconds, he had over fifty snowballs made and ready to fire, and decided to just send them in a barrage.
"First rank... Fire!"
Ten of the snowballs left formation and entered the window, piling onto Bunny and sending him toppling to the floor.
"Second Rank! Fire!" Ten more, and Tooth joined Bunny.
"Third Rank Fire!" This time, fifteen soared in, managing to make North topple backwards and land on Bunny.
"Fourth Rank! Fire!" The remaining fifteen shot through the window, and the curses and yelps were well worth the small effort behind them.
He grinned as he formed fifty more, and was about to fire them in order again, then stopped, with an evil grin.
Bunny, inside the study, managed to catch a glimpse of him, focused in on the grin, then realised he had another barrage of snowballs ready, and blinked.
"Oh. Oh no. North! Tooth! Get Down!"
He dove behind the desk, and North and Tooth, catching sight of the same thing Bunny had, joined him there.
Jack grinned. This was going to be great... After making sure the elves were in position to take photos, he grinned and gestured to the wind. The other windows in the study burst open and, before the three guardians could so anything about it, snowball after snowball came whizzing in from all directions, the wind whipping them into a frenzy.
Jack waited until the last snowball had disappeared, got a nod from the small elf to tell him that he had photos, and gave an elaborate bow as Bunny glared at him from the window.
"We'll get ya for this, Frostbite!"
Jack grinned.
Yeah, right.
Laughing, he let the wind carry him back to the ice palace, where he gratefully sank down in the chair, yawning. Maybe it was time to take a break...
_

The next day was not as eventful, but marked the end of the bigger pranks.
They had all decided to relocate to Tooth's palace, to get it all over and done with. Of course, they didn't know-and the fairies didn't tell them- that Jack and Sandy were waiting to set off their trap.
They waited until they were in the centre of the small hall, and Bunny sniffed the air, eras twitching.
"Guys? It's quiet... Too quiet..."
Jack gave a chilling laugh, which he had been practising with Sandy.
"There is a reason for that!"
Sandy grinned, and tugged on the rope, an honour Jack had been quick to grant him. Immediately, the huge tarp fell to the floor, the wind whipping it out of the way as dozens of paint balloons fell from the ceiling where they had been being held up. They all exploded on impact and the fairies, who had all safely evacuated, started squealing with laughter at the sight of the three guardians, all covered from head to toe with white, blue and yellowy-gold paint, with huge shcked expressions on their faces, as if they weren't sure whether to scowl or laugh.
Jack grinned again.
"And, without further ado, let the official crusade begin!"
They both flew out, Sandy having snapped a few photos whilst the others had been distracted, and Jack gave a joyful laugh as he span through the air, taking the camera from Sandy as he head off to spread dreams again.
His plan to make the guardians have as much fun as he possibly could was working perfectly... And this was only the beginning...
The next couple of weeks were definitely going to be interesting...

Do we want to hear Jack read the fairies a story? WITH AN ACCENT...?
Of course we do, so that will be one of the next fics after the prank crusade finishes. And any suggestions for one of the other stories he could read? Or maybe even a poem or song...? Hmm, I think it would be about time they discovered another thing about Jack and his past in that fic...

But for now, Pranks play the lead roll!
One more chapter I think, just to round it off :D
Please review and let me know what you think!

Oh, and will hopefully be updating daily for the next few days, possibly twice daily if I get the time to write them :D