This time, Bunny starts the prank fight, in an attempt at revenge for the amount of times his warren has been turned into a winter wonderland, and Jack is having to improvise with nothing but his wits and whatever he has handy. North is just letting them get on with it, hoping against hope that Santoff Claussen and the world in general is still standing at the end…

Yeah, that's right... Payback! But will it blow back in his face...? (we all know the answer to that, don't we?)
I've also tried a slightly different kind of style here and there, so please review and let me know what you think?

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Bunny was sharpening his carrots.
Yeah, carrots.
There were three reasons why he was sharpening carrots.
One, he wanted revenge on Jack for turning his warren into a winter wonderland god knows how many times.
Two, carrots weren't very dangerous but would still work fine in his rapid fire blaster.
And three. They were tasty.
Bunny gave a satisfied sigh as he sharpened the last one, adding it to the ammunition belt which would slot into the blaster, and slinging it over his shoulder.
Revenge had been a long time coming, but now it was coming in the form of a giant Pooka with attitude and carrots.
And it was gonna be sweet…
Plus he had filled Jack's room at the pole with marshmallows then heated it so they melted everywhere. The carrots were just a little extra.
He tapped a tunnel and arrived at Santoff Claussen just in time to hear Jack's furious cry of 'BUNNYMUND', and grinned.
Right on time.
He shouted, knowing his voice would echo,
"Revenge Frostbite! And I have more!"
"Then come get me you oversized, overstuffed, brainless, cotton-tailed, big footed, long eared plushie!"
Bunny blinked. That had been very impressive… Very impressive and actually rather insulting.
He approved.
"Gladly, Frosty… BRING IT ON!"
It was a call to war, and North, in his study, heaved a sigh.
This was going to be a long day…

Bunny grinned as he slid to a halt on one side of the main workshop, and Jack flew to a halt on the other.
It took a matter of seconds for the cry of retreat to come from Phil, who was looking between them with an air of someone who really did not want to be in their way, and they both grinned as the room emptied.
Bunny slung his blaster from around his shoulder, and slotted the first carrot round into the chamber.
Jack, on the other hand, having been caught off guard, simply cracked his knuckles and shook himself out, before rolling up his sleeves. This was going to test his improvisational skills to the limit.
"Heya Bunny. Finally plucked up the nerve to act upon the need for revenge?"
"Nah. Just got bored and had nothing better to do."
"... I approve."
"Glad to hear it. Now, without further ado... EAT CARROT!"
But Jack had no intention of eating carrot, and immediately started dancing through the air, dodging, ducking behind pillars, flipping and spinning and generally avoiding the missiles.
Of course, North decided to arrive just as a carrot splattered on the wall next to the door, and wiped the orange mush from his face before crossing his arms.
"Oi!" They both froze, Bunny about to dive and blast, and Jack half leaning backwards in the air, and looked at him. North bit back a laugh at how comical the scene was, and coughed his way back to seriousness.
"I have several terrified Yeti's, who are all under the belief that judgement day has arrived. Now, enough of turning my home into a warzone, and go and kill each other somewhere else!"
It was almost pitiable, the way Bunny's face fell and he started running towards Jack, obviously panicked. Too late.
Before he could reach him, Jack had opened a tunnel to the warren, grinned at him, and, with a snappy salute, jumped down.
North gave a low whistle as the hole vanished, and sighed as Bunny vanished through one of his own. Maybe his nuclear bunker might be a good idea for a week or three... Da?

Bunny leapt out of the tunnels, and immediately started looking around for Jack, only to see him grinning, and hovering above him just out of his reach.
"Yo Kangaroo, you still wanna do this?"
No. "Damn right."
"Seriously?"
No. No, no, NO! "Not a doubt in my mind... But it seems you're at a bit of a disadvantage Frostbite?"
Jack grinned, twirling his staff.
"Me? Sorry to disappoint you, but all I need are my wits."
"Oh really?"
An idea. A terribly mean, ridiculously harsh, but victory cementing idea.
"Just your wits?"
"Yep."
"Not even... the staff?"
Jack blinked, mind rushing into overdrive, gauging angles and distances and times and countless other variables... Then he gave a small grin. Why not?
"Not even the staff."
The conviction had Bunny wavering for a moment, then he raised an eyebrow.
"Okay. This time, we'll have some rules. No staff, no boomerangs and no help from eggs or wind. Truce as you head off to do whatever it is that you do with snow and ice and all that..."
Jack thought it over for all of one second before nodding.
"It's the middle of September anyway. The fall spirits would be after me with a vengeance if I made it snow too much. But yeah, you got yourself a deal."
Well, he was pretty much a ninja, after all, right? And it wasn't just with fighting techniques...
Oh no. If Bunny thought this would be an easy win, he was in for a surprise...
Bunny grinned, lounging back against a tree as Jack stashed his staff with the rest of the weapons, and grabbed a backpack, stuffing everything he would need into it... And a few things he really wanted.
Then he grinned at the Giant Pooka and hmm'ed.
"Look like's this is gonna be one long game of hide-and-seek slash Rabbit-season. Head start then?"
"Ten minutes before it all gets shot to hell. But let's not go on for longer than... ooh, a week?"
"Sounds like a plan."
He gave a snappy salute, before turning and vanishing behind the bank.
Bunny started counting.

Jack ran for a couple of minutes, before he arrived at a small hidey hole that opened into a tunnel which led to a rather comfortably sized cave. Bunny hadn't used it in years, and he had no idea that Jack knew it was there. It was also quite close to the centre of the warren, and within easy reach of supplies. Yes, he was thinking strategically about this.
But it was necessary. His entire reputation was at stake, and there was no way that he would let the damned Pooka beat him. So he quickly changed into some combat trousers, a camouflaged t-shirt and a thin, camouflaged jacket.
All courtesy of Shady, who had decided that now that Jack was a guardian, it gave him reason to visit more often, and to bring more ridiculous gifts. Which were actually pretty useful...
Then he used hair chalk to dye his hair varying shades of brown, and started sorting his gear out.
Hmm, it was likely that he would be in the trees a lot, as that was always the best place for a prank... He thought through this and everything else he could think of, before equipping himself.
A thin, but strong, coil of rope was wrapped around his waist, several times, then he adjusted it so that it wouldn't hamper his movements. Then came a tube of dark green face paint, identical to the shade of the grass in most of the warren, which went into one of the many pockets on the trousers.
It was shortly followed by a few fold out paper paint bombs-invented by himself- then more of the hair chalk, just in case, then his small knife which he stuck in his belt, a couple of tubs of some of North's strongest glue-because you never know- and lastly a carrot. Just because.
Then he blinked. He was going up against a Pooka in a prank crusade, and he was doing it combat style? How brilliant was that!
He quickly wrapped some fabric around his palms and wrists, before slipping on his black, fingerless gloves, and wrapped a piece of black fabric around his forehead.
If he was doing this, he was going all the way...
Shame he didn't have a proper weapon though... Ah well...
"Prepare to get your ass truly and royally whupped, Kangaroo..." he muttered, with a grin, and sidled to the edge of the small space, where it was shielded by a clump of overhanging grass and a few rocks.
This was going to be a hell of a week...

Oh man... I've walked right into another long one. I had no idea it was going to go this direction, but let's look on the bright side!
More ninja Jack, more pranks, some Rambo style stuff and combat kinda stuff going on here too... And we see that Jack doesn't need his staff or his powers to kick ass :D
So... I'm thinking three, maybe four chapters for this fic... Reckon you can stick with me that long?
Hope so... :D
And any ideas you want brought in, just leave them in a review :D
And I'm really sorry, and I now it's the weekend, but I'm afraid I won't be able to update until at least Monday, possibly Tuesday... I have so much to do it's just... Yeah...

Raven xx

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