A/N: I think I may have one or two more chapters until this whole thing is complete probably, it's not all written out yet. Anyway here's chapter two- let the pranks commence.
Tuesday Evening- Ruby
"I really don't know where to begin. I haven't ever had to organise a prank before, it's rather a foolish pursuit for anyone with manners." Weiss pouted as she glumly gazed out of the massive library windows. She is really out of her comfort zone,Ruby reflected.
"You mean you never put salt in someone's drink? Or stuck a coin to the floor? Or put itching powder in someone's bed? Or put your bright orange scarf in with a white load of underwear?"
"What?!"
"Oh they're just some things me and Yang got up to at home when we were younger or… last year maybe." Ruby mumbled, unwilling to admit their slightly childish antics.
"I had other more important hobbies to attend to. So do you have any good ideas for my prank?"
"Am I allowed to help you?" Ruby asked warily.
"Of course! There weren't many conditions in the contract, I made sure of that. Please Ruby, without having a sibling I never really encountered pranks before I met Yang."
Though Weiss was often condescending, Ruby could sense the sincerity in her words and felt a slight pang of sympathy as she realised that maybe Weiss was this way due to a pushy upbringing forcing her to be proper rather than have fun from a young age.
The pout that the heiress presented Ruby with was another contributing factor to her answer, "sure thing. I'll help you out Weiss but just know that Yang's hair is off limits." How did a scowling girl manage to look cute? Wait… cute? Since when was Weiss cute?
"Thanks Ruby." The genuine smile that Weiss sent her way brought a slight blush to Ruby's cheeks for some reason but before she could think about it anymore the heiress continued, "so we need to research around the topic and have multiple plans in case one fails." Trust Weiss to turn something enjoyable into a homework project.
Last Week- Cardin's Comeuppance Part 2- Yang
Yang sat with the smuggest and most satisfied grin ever to grace her features as Cardin entered the cafeteria the morning after her 'visit' to his dorm. As everyone took in his new appearance the room silenced before murmurs spread and then suppressed giggles from those brave enough to laugh at the school bully. Cardin stood in the door his face reddening to a deeper shade than his hair and a furious scowl upon his features which promised punishment to all those laughing at his new addition.
Seeing Yang's proud grin he marched over to their table at which sat teams RWBY, JNPR and even Velvet had decided to join them for breakfast. "If you did this I will make sure you know what pain feels like!" He shouted in Yang's smiling face whilst pointing to the comically large felt dog ears that had been superglued to his head.
As the table prepared to defend their Blonde friend she simply stood up to face the bully and stated calmly, "really? To be honest I think your bark is worse than your bite." Let's see how he likes being mocked, Yang thought gleefully.
There were a few gasps from around them whilst a large vein began to throb on Cardin's temple as he attempted to compute how unthreatened Yang was. She continued to tease him, "I'll throw you a bone here Cardin buddy, if you wiped that scowl off your face I think maybe you could make them work."
"How dare you?! I'm not one of those freaks!" He spat whilst waving an arm towards velvet who almost squeaked at all the unwanted attention she was suddenly getting.
That was a bad move boy. "I take back what I said. You're obviously jealous that you could never make your new ears look as good on you as Velvet does with hers. I suggest you run along now, you're the only person I see here who is acting like an uncivilised animal, or are you ready to accept the fact that those ears don't make you less of a person?" He made to grab Yang but stopped when her team mates and a particularly eager Nora advanced towards him.
Cardin looked ready to fight until Nora squealed "Let's break his legs!" At which he stormed out of the cafeteria knocking into a few unlucky bystanders on his way out. A collection of people laughed and clapped whilst they retook their seats and resumed eating. Weiss let out a loud and disapproving 'tut' as Yang, Ruby and most of team JNPR giggled. Even Blake had a grin showing on her usually stoic face.
"Aren't you worried about Cardin getting you back Yang?" Jaune questioned worriedly.
"Oh I'm sure he'll hold a grudge but he needed to be taught that people are born as they are and being mocked for that due to ignorance is painful."
"I'd say that you shouldn't have really stooped to his level but I enjoyed that way too much" Pyrrha admitted.
"Sometimes you have to fight fire with fire." Yang countered.
"Well aren't you a wonderful mix of clichés and bad puns?" Blake commented.
"I'll gladly take that as a compliment."
Wednesday Morning- Yang
As Yang bumped her shoulder into Cardin on her way to her locker she carried on walking but shouted back at him over her shoulder, "Sorry! It wasn't on paw-pose." Maybe it wasn't her best dog related pun but the look on his face was worth it. He had managed to get the fake ears removed from his head however Yang was personally making sure that he and everyone else couldn't forget his time spent as one of those he so mercilessly bullied. She was rather surprised though to find a note stuffed into the crack in her locker addressed to 'The animal lover' in messy handwriting. She unfolded the note to find particularly graphic depictions of what she could only think was supposed to be her partaking in various sexual acts with animals and faunus. "Well don't we have a budding Picasso in the making?" She muttered.
"What's that?" A curious voice asked her over her shoulder causing Yang to hurriedly fold up the 'artwork' and face Blake.
"Nothing of any importance." Yang tried to cover up but it seemed Blake really had gotten proficient at reading her. "It's just a spiteful coward." She stated as she passed the note over to the black haired faunus and watched her reaction closely.
Blake's cheeks reddened and her bow, which she still wore around school, twitched slightly. "Yang… this is…"
"Badly drawn? Not actually very realistic? I'm not bothered by what some close-minded bully thinks Blake. Are you?"
"No but what if they start getting more threatening than crude drawings?"
"Then we'll deal with them, I'm sure we could take them right?"
"Right." Blake agreed before passing the paper back to Yang who crumpled it up and threw it over her shoulder as they began walking to class together until she cursed loudly and ran back to collect the books she'd forgotten.
Wednesday Evening- Weiss
She hastily finished her final essay in her perfected cursive and sighed contentedly until she remembered the deal with Yang. If this is supposed to be fun why is it so agitating? She questioned herself. She tried for the team and mainly Ruby's sake to understand Yang but it was genuinely as if they were of a different species. Before Beacon Weiss hadn't had to interact with many people her own age and friendliness didn't seem to come naturally to her. If it wasn't for Ruby being so darned determined to be close team mates she didn't think she would have made any proper friends, not that she'd ever let her energetic partner know how grateful she was. Speaking of Ruby, there was of course a loud 'crash' of the door slamming into the wall as she yet again threw herself into the dorm room.
"Ruby!" Weiss scolded, "What have I told you about the carelessness of your actions?"
"Sorry." Ruby apologised bashfully whilst giving her best puppy dog expression, it's like she knows about her adorableness and is using it against me!
"Just don't do it again." Weiss stated, both of them knowing it was pointless.
"So have you had anymore thoughts on the secret project?" Ruby whispered excitedly whilst checking to find that they were alone.
"Yes, to make it better though I think we may have to win Blake over and gain her help."
"I'm sure she'd find it funny to see Yang get tricked for once, maybe we should go find her before Yang returns and gets suspicious?"
"Oh she's actually in the shower right now but I took out her towel and put it there." Weiss gestured nonchalantly to the yellow towel that lay by their bunkbed, have we created a monster? Ruby worriedly thought.
"Oh, uh. I guess that's a classic."
