Hey guys, this is just an optional chapter, to make up for the recent update delays, completely made up of our mission to catch Yoda, who has decided to take a scenic route throughout several different fandoms :D I will be updating a new chapter soon after this one, but I would still love to know what you think of this :D Kind of a practise shot at what the other fic I have planned would be like :D Hope you enjoy! Seeing as I have been at the laptop for five hours straight, Lol :D)
Me: Vader! Block the exit!
Vader: *Rushes to block the doorway, but collides with Chewbacca as they both reach it*
Yoda: *Cheerful jig as he bounds out of the door* Yippee! Gained Freedom have I!
Me: *growling, before, very carefully and calmly, belting lightsaber and blaster back on* Right. Let me get this straight...
Everyone else (Vader, Chewie, Han, The Doctor, Luke and R2D2): *Look at me nervously*
Me: *pacing backwards and forwards in front of them* Yoda managed to sneak past some of the most renowned figures in the Star Wars universe, as well as someone who is widely considered as one of the best warriors in the known universe, and is now running around my base... WHY ARE YOU NOT GOING AFTER HIM!?
Everyone: *legs it out of ship*
Vader: *groans*
Me: *leaping down and joining them in the hanger bay What is it?
Vader: Err... Um... Yoda just... *mumbles*
Me: What?
Vader: Yoda just... Entered the doorway to the Toy Story universe...
Me: *freezes*
Vader: *raises eyebrow, debating whether to back away or not*
Me: *suddenly grins* Haha, I get to see Woody and Buzz again! LETS GO! *manically runs through the door to the Toy Story universe*
Vader: *sighing* Why me...? Why do I have to be responsible for the insane author who is a fan of far too many things?
Doctor: She's gone even more insane?
Vader: Yup...
R2D2: *Whistles*
Vader: No, she hasn't reached the 'build a doomsday device' stage yet. Anyway, hadn't we better follow her...?
Han: One question before we go Lordy-
Luke: *sigh* Do you have to call him that? Seriously... He'll just sulk-
Vader: Oi!
Han: Whatever! I just want to know one thing... If we enter the Toy Story Universe... Will we become toys?
Vader: … I don't know. But A, Raven could cause a lot of trouble if left alone, and B... I have always wanted to meet Zurg. I feel we have a lot in common...
Han: *mutters* Yeah... You're both maniacs...
Vader: I heard that-
Chewbacca: *In Wookie speak* Lets just move it!
All: *Follow me into the different universe...*
Zurg: I like your outfit...
Toy Vader: Why Thank you... Your's too. I have to say, we both have similar tastes...
Zurg: Indeed, though I think the black is much more forboding...
Toy Vader: Again, thank you...
Me: Oi! Stop nattering like a pair of old women, and come listen to what Rex has to say...
Rex: Well... I saw the little green creature... and... he... err... Head out the door. He could be anywhere...
Me: Right, thanks Rex... What do you reckon Buzz? Woody?
Woody: I can see if Slinky can track him down-
Jessie: NO NEED! LOOK OUT! CRAZY GREEN MONKEY ON THE LOOSE!
Toy Yoda: *leaping around the room, dodging everyone, then blasts out of the door back into the corridor of doors...*
Me: HAN! FOLLOW HIM! SEE WHERE HE GOES!
Toy Han: *Runs through the inter dimensional doorway and back to the base*
Toy Chewie(still irritated that he doesn't have real fur and it was, instead, turned to plastic in this universe): Runs after him.
Luke: (after a quick goodbye to Buzz and Bullseye) *decides to follow and also vanishes*
Me: Right, thanks Woody, Guys... Feel fee to drop b any time. Come on Vader- Oh Moon, really? Now you're comparing weapons? Sorry Zurg, but a light saber is better than a blaster that fires harmless sponge balls. Now move your Sith Lord behind Vader, and get through that doorway!
Zurg: *muttering* Good luck mate..
Vader: Meh, I'm used to it... Alright, I'm going... *exits through the door*
Me: Okay, you too doc- Doc? Oh... Oh for the love of... No! No giving Mr Piggy the plan for a tardis! *facepalms and drags him, throwing him through the door* Okay, now you R2- Oh... Really? *watches him play Uno with the three aliens and sighs as they all give me little cuddles and huge cute eyes* Oh... Okay then, R2 can stay for a while... But I am picking him up later!
R2D2: *happy whistle and returns to the game*
Me: *waves a the rest of them and jumps through, to see some very sombre faces* What? Where did he go?
Vader: *sighs* To the DC Universe... And you know where this door leads to-
Me: *gulping* The Bat Cave... We need to move, now! Oh, wait, Han? Chewie? I thought you needed to speak with Lando?
Han: Oh, right... You can handle- *stops as I give him a glare* Ah, you'll be fine. Come on Chewiw, let's go see the swindler... *both head off*
Me: Great... So it's an author, a Jedi in training, a former Jedi Knight and a Timelord... Great...
Doctor: Greatest Muskateer team I've ever heard of... Where is Jack? He really enjoyed the weekend with the muskateers-
Me: I don't want to know. NOW LETS GO!
All: *leap through the portal, only to see Batman chasing Yoda around the cave*
Batman: Give me my Candy Bar!
Vader: Oh no... *turns to me, who's finally starting to realise that I heard what I thought I heard*
Me: Oh... *bursts out laughing, ending up in a fit on the floor, giggling about bats and candy bars*
Batman: *glaring at Yoda, who is mocking him in the bat mask* Okay, Raven? You have to get him out of- Oh, come on, it is not that funny...
Alfred and Tim (having just arrived in the elevator): *blink*
Alfed: What's going on? Oh, hello Mistress Raven-
Me: *managing to be slightly serious* Alfeed, I've told you, It's Raven... Hey Timmy.
Tim: Yo Rave... What;s up?
Me: Yoda... Yoda stole Bruce's candy bar, and the most serious caped crusador in the entire DC universe sarted raging and leaping around like an idiot... Show him Luke!
Vader: I don't think that's a-
Me: Thats why I never asked you. Luke! Show him the memory!
Luke: *sighs but does so*
Tim: *joins in with my laughter, causing me to revert back to the fit of hysterics*
Doctor: *lips quirk, but one look at the very annoyed looking Vader has him biting the inside of his lip* We need to catch the Gremlin...
Yoda: Gremlin am I eh? Then much mischief I should be causing, Yes? *Uses the force to leap down and back through the portal*
Vader: Luke! Follow him!
Luke: *runs after Yoda*
Doctor: *follows*
Vader: *Hoists me up, carrying me towards the door*
Me: *still snorting with laughter, which threatens to devolve into giggles again when I see Bruce looking forlornly at his empty candy bar wrapper, calls over his shoulder* Okay, Swing by any time, Timmy... You to Batsy... And you Alfred!
Me and Vader: *exit through portal*
Me: Okay, okay, you can put me down now!
Vader: Is it safe?
Me: … Probably not, No...
Vader: Then Im not letting yo down until it is...
Me: *tries to look serious whilst being held like a baby, and glares at the smirk on the Doctors face* Shut it Timelord... Now, where did he get to this time?
Luke: … I'm just going to say it. He went to visit Scooby Doo.
Me: … You're joking right?
Luke: Nope.
Me: *sigh* Great... Well, let's go see Scooby and the Gang...
Scooby: Yoga?
Shaggy: This isn't the time for relaxing Scoob...
Me: *facepalm* Nothing changes... So, you haven't seen him?
Velma: On the contrary, when a green gremlin yelling, and I quote, 'Great Freedom is' runs right past you, nearly getting run over, you tend to remember it...
Daphne: Yeah... It was kinda creepy...
Fred Right, Gang. We need a-
Me: Right gang, we need a plan. Problem is, it won't work, so lets just look for him. Yeah?
Fred: *disgruntled* Dude, that's my only line...
Shaggy: Yeah, but, like, it means we aren't going to be bait Scoob!
Me: Of course not! *throws them both Scooby Snax, then blinks as a green ball hurtles towards me*
Vader: *Ducks, sighing as he straightens up, till carrying me* Seriously, don't you want to get down now?
Me: *smirking and stretching out to be more comfortable* Nope, I'm quite comfy... This may have to become a regular thing.
Daphne: *weird smirk*
Me: *blinks, then scowls* Oh man, honestly... Oh... err, guys? The green flying ball was Yoda...
Shaggy: Like, how do you know?
Vema: Well, it may be due to that fact that h is currently defacing the Mystery Machine with some kind of symbol.
Me: *trying not to smirk*
Vader: The symbol of the old Jedi Temple... Hmm, he's got a fine eye for detai- Ahem, right... Err... Get him?
Scooby: I'll ret im... *runs after Yoda, who uses the force to leap down, before vanishing bck through the door*
Me: *sigh* Anyone else starting to think this s turning into his idea of a game? LUKE!
Luke: *already running through the doorway portal* On it!
The Doctor; Me too!
Me: Ah well, it was fun guys! Feel free to drop by whenever! *waves them off* Right then, let's go...
Me (Back in the hallway): Right then, where did he go to?
Doctor: He went to the Valley of peace...
Me: He's gone to annoy Shifu!? *leaps down off of Vader and legs it through the portal*
Everyone else: *follows*
Me: Oh no... PO! NO! DROP THE LIGHTSABER! Damn... Vader! Get the lightsaber! Doctor, Luke? Try to keep the residents of the valley (it being a demonstration by The Furius Five and the Dragon Warrior at the Jade Palace) I'll sort out Shifu and Yoda...
Shifu: If it isn't the green gremlin!
Yoda: If not it is the little lemur!
Shifu: Why, you-
Me: Oi! Yoda! Get bac here! Sorry Shifu, he broke out of his straitjacket...
Shifu: Just get him out of my Valley?
Me: Of course... *booth of us start chasing him across the rooftops* Oh, and how has life been for you? You haven't dropped by in a while?
Shifu: Problems with Bandits in the Hajin Province.
Me: Ah... Need a hand?
Shifu: Thanks, but no thanks. We've pretty much got it wrapped up now.
Me: You know, this thing where time passes at different rates in different universes gets confusing... Fred had grown a beard for Moon's sake... Oh, DUCK!
Shifu: *ducks a roof slate, then throws it back, tripping Yoda up*
Me: Ooh, nice shot... Oh, damn... LUKE! HE'S HEADING FOR THE PORTAL!
Luke: *runs for Portal*
The Doctor: *clueless about the fact that the small rabbit he is talking to is flirting with him*
Me: *Face palms* Doc! Help Luke! Vader, how's- *flinches as Vader ducks another bast from the lightsaber, sent by the ridiculously excited and enthusiastic Panda* Po!
Po: *looks up* Yeah?
Me: Please give him the lightsaber?
Po: But-
Me: I'll teach you that trick with the cards!
Po: DEAL! *throws Vader the lightsaber*
Vader: *catches it, then quickly steps back out of Mine and Shifu's way as we leap down and land*
Me: Sorry guys, we'll get out of your way now. Oh, Tigress? Lease don't come looking for revenge on Yoda? I'll have to set my elves on you...
Tigress: No Promises...
Me: Well, in that case, why don't you all tag along, and we can make a thing of it. Gotta go! See ya! *leaps through Portal, followed by Vader* Okay Luke, where to next?
Luke: Let's just say... Yoda Smash...
Me: The Avengers? Oh man, we are on very thin ground with them at the moment... Luke? Doc? You two speak to Fury, me and Vader will find Yoda... Actually, Vader? Fury seemed kind of nervous around you, so you go with the doc, and Luke? You're with me.
All: *nod and leap through, only to find one very annoyed looking team of Avengers waiting for us*
Ten minutes later...
Me: Tony! Banner! Go left! I'll take the right, Luke! Go center!
All: *branch off*
Me: *finally reaching the end of the corridor, shortly before the others, and staring at the grinning, ancient Jedi Master*
Yoda: *twirling his walking stick like a baton*Want me you do? Come get me then, you shall try...
Me: *noticing Banner turning a very familiar colour* Gladly... Go Hulk!
Yoda: *dodges Hulk, then grabs a rope, lassoo-ing Hulk and yeehaawing as Hulk starts smashing through the entire ship*
Me: Aww man, Fury is going to be furious...
Tony: Haha, great... Can I use that?
Me: Knock yourself out... Or, even better, get Hulk or Pepper to do it for you... *blinks as a familiar pair of voices come into ear shot, arguing*
Vader: YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO MOCK THE CAPE. YOU WEAR AN EYE-PATCH!
Fury: YOU WEAR A MASK!
Vader: IT'S NECESSARY! THAT EYE-PATCH IS NOT!
Me: *sighs* BOYS! Seriously, we have a rampaging Hulk on the ship, who ids being ridden by Yoda, and you two are arguing over fashion sense? I just- LOOK OUT! *dives aside as Hulk comes running through, and we all leap up to follow him*
Yoda: *gets to the portal, leaps down from Hulk, and vanishes*
Me: VADER!
Vader: *follows him through*
Me (as Luke and the Doctor arrive, out of breath): Get after them!
Luke and the Doctor: *vanish*
Me: *Takes one look at the chaos that Yoda has caused, and gives Fury a wink* I'll... Ah, I'll just be of then. See ya! *leaps through* GUYS! Quick, Fury will be on my tail, where to next?
Doctor: Sorry guys, I have to go... I just got a d=call from an old friend about Daleks riding on the London Eye...
Me: Ouch... Good luck doc!
Doctor: *runs off*
Me: So... Where did he go?
Vader: How do you feel about meeting an old friend?
Me: Which one?
Vader: Kakashi?
Me: What are we waiting for!? *Hops through the door, only to see Kakashi glaring at Yoda, who is reading his book* Ooh, Hey Naruto... How did Yoda get the book?
Naruto: Distracted Kakashi with an apple.
Me: He likes apples?
Naruto: No. Yoda hit him on the head with it. Decent shot.
Me: Ah... Hey Kash!
Kakashi: Master Raven... I assume this is to do with you?
Me: He escaped. He'll most likely leave soon and go annoy someone else- Ah, there we go... Oi! Yoda! Not the Book!
Yoda: *Throws it with uncanny aim to hit Naruto on the head knocking him over*
Me: *racing after Yoda with the other two* SORRY GUYS! CATCH YOU LATER! *leaps through portal*
Vader: *races straight through another door, yelling about the fate of the world as we know it, and causing me to blink as I realise what door it is...*
Me: Oh no... He;s at Santoff Claussen... Luke! He's at the Pole!
One full on battle, including all of the guardians, Pitch, Ice Black, Me, Vader, Luke, the elves, the yeti's, snowball fights, blasters, sword duels, pranks and general awesomeness...
Me: You have got to be kidding me.. *looking down*
Vader, Luke and the guardians: *Looking at the same spot*
Vader: Oh curse it all to the Dark Side...
Luke: Hey! I haven't heard you use that one before! And I know... Damn it...
Yoda: snoring on the floor in a heap, clutching at a squirming elf like a teddy bear*
Me: Right... Vader? Grab Yoda. Luke? Help them clear up here, I'll send my elves as soon as Yoda is secure...
Back in the Base...
Me (having sent elves to help with the clear up, put Yoda back into his play room, picked up R2D2 and having sorted out the various messes...): Right... Now then, where was the next chapter for the fic...
Vader: Check the laptop. Under the RotG files...
Me: Thanks... Lets get it ready to post, shall we...? *starts to finish off chapter, ready to post...*
(Well, I hope you enjoyed this brief foray into my day to day virtual life :D Next chapter up momentarily :D)