A/N: This one is for team7s! This lovely person requested Sasuke and Naruto reading fanfiction of temselves, and this is what I came up with. I tired to use it in canonverse after the war as she suggested! I wrote it this morning all in one go because it was fresh in my head, so… I hope you like it, even if it's just a silly drabble that fails to be funny or dramatic or… anything, really ^^'

Not betaed!

Drabble 2

The Hero and the Avenger

"Fafuke, look what I'fe got!"

Sasuke looked away from the window of his hospital room and straightened up a bit in his bed as Naruto entered, what looked like a magazine held between his teeth since he had used his left hand to open the door. He seemed to be in high spirits, but that was also probably because, just that morning, the former Hokage, Tsunade, had delivered the news that she was making prosthetic arms with Hashirama's cells for them, and Naruto had been ecstatic. Sasuke couldn't say he felt the same way, though, but those were just things he was still trying to figure out how to deal with.

Naruto closed the door behind him before taking the magazine from his mouth and waving it at Sasuke with the stupidest grin ever.

"What's that?" Sasuke inquired disinterestedly as Naruto sat at the edge of his bed, next to his hip and placed the magazine over his own lap.

"Kakashi-sensei gave it to me," the blond informed him, flipping through the pages excitedly. "He said there's something about us in it that we should read. Can you imagine, we're so famous we're already in magazines!"

In spite of Naruto's apparent enthusiasm, Sasuke couldn't feel impressed if he tried. He could only imagine what kind of useless assumptions people would write about them for a stupid magazine, especially with all the conflicting rumours out there concerning his personal stance towards Konoha.

"Ah, here it is!" Naruto Naruto said, jumping excitedly and making the bed bounce slightly. "The Hidden Adventures of the Hero and the Avenger."

For some reason, the title made Sasuke snort. How cliché.

"Wow, there's a lot of stuff here, apparently," Naruto mumbled thoughtfully, flipping through the pages again and then going back to where he was. "The Saddest Goodbye, The Reunion of Fated Souls, The Strongest Bond… well, this one seems interesting."

As Naruto read a few lines, Sasuke watched the shifting emotions on his face with interest, his expression going from fascinated, to confused, to awed and then back to being confused."

"What," Sasuke couldn't help but ask, amused by all the weird faces his friend was making, a trait of Naruto's that he had had no idea he had missed.

"I just… this is weird, I don't get it all," Naruto muttered, squinting at the magazine in a rather stupid way before reading out loud. "Naruto grabbed for Sasuke's shoulders and spun him around, bringing their faces close together. 'No, Sasuke, you don't understand!' he said passionately. 'To me, it has always been you! I don't care about anybody else, they mean nothing to me.' He pressed his lips to Sasuke's in a gentle but meaningful kiss. When his tongue pried those soft lips apart, he found no resistance as Sasuke's own tongue darted out meet his willingly. They parted after a while, joining their forehead together. 'Without you I don't know how to live! I love…'"

Naruto closed his mouth at once, his cheeks catching fire instantly. He swallowed hard and aggressively flipped the page. Sasuke's eyebrows rose and he shifted a bit over his pillow. "There's gotta be something wrong about this; this is not a regular column about us. How about this one? The bed creaked wildly as sweaty bodies met over and over again. A loud moan echoed throughout the room, followed by a pleasurable sob. 'Please, Sasuke, fuck me harder!' Naruto pleaded on his hands and knees, tears falling down his face from the confused torment of the pain in his backside and the repetitive slamming against his prostate."

Naruto stopped himself, his eyes going wide. "I have no idea what this is, but it's not funny."

Sasuke didn't know what that was all about either, but he had a good idea since he understood very well how women's minds worked, and considering all the stupid theories travelling from mouth to mouth about him and his friend, this wasn't surprising. Or, well, the audacity of these people into writing such things and publishing them was shocking.

"Keep reading," Sasuke demanded, wanting to see how far that would go. Naruto looked at him over his shoulder in horror, probably ready to tell him off, but for some reason, as soon as their eyes met, he seemed to have lost the ability to breathe. This made Sasuke tense, too, for reasons he couldn't explain, but Naruto's intensified blush made him feel uncomfortable.

Naruto immediately looked away and down at the magazine. "'I'm so close I'm going to burst!'" Naruto proceeded, his voice low and abnormally shy. "Sasuke smirked, evilly, carving his nails on Naruto's hips as he buried himself deeper inside Naruto's tight, delicious hole. Then, he leaned forward so he could whisper in Naruto's ear. 'You belong to me,' he said lewdly. 'Say I'm your master and I'll give you pleasure like you've never known before.'"

"Give me that," Sasuke hissed, snatching the magazine from Naruto's lap, suddenly very disturbed, and annoyed, by its contents. Were people serious about this?

Naruto twisted his body to look at Sasuke as he flipped through the pages, his eyes quickly scanning them to see if he could understand what the hell those texts were, and why. It didn't take him long to find his answers, and he was a little dumbfounded.

"This is a fan fiction section," Sasuke explained slowly, taking a deep breath. "There's many of them, written by the members of the Hero and the Avenger fan club, that's apparently dedicated to us and our relationship. These are fictional stories about us. It's a new section, too."

Naruto licked at his lips nervously. "Why would they do this?" he asked hesitantly. "No-one knows anything about us, and we haven't even been together in so long…"

"Yes. Well, apparently, your passionate chasing after me has been fuelling many girls' wet dreams, and now that we're both here and that our battle is considered 'legendary' this stuff has now been made official," Sasuke snapped irritably, eyes landing on another text. "'It was nothing but a mistake, Sasuke said coldly, turning his back to his one-time lover'," the real Sasuke read out loud, dryly. "'It won't ever happen again.' Naruto walked over to him and stood in front of him defiantly, pleadingly. 'Mistake or no mistake, you wanted it as much as I did!' he yelled, gripping the collar of Sasuke's shirt. 'And now I'm pregnant and it's your fault! You have to take responsibility!'"

Sasuke shut the magazine and automatically threw it out the open window without thinking twice about it.

"Damn it, Sasuke! That was Kakashi-sensei's!" Naruto complained loudly, punching Sasuke's thigh childishly. "Now I have to pay for another one or he won't get off my back!"

"How the Hokage can accept such garbage to be published in a public magazine I have no idea, but he should be ashamed of himself and burn that piece of crap," Sasuke snapped, throwing Naruto a defying look. "I would sue that fucking fan club if I could afford it, but I'm broke enough as it is."

Naruto made something weird with his single arm that Sasuke supposed was him trying to do something like crossing his arms over his chest, only he only had one, so the action was awkward and it made him huff impatiently.

"Well, it's nothing but artistic expression, and people have the freedom to do what they want," the blond muttered, resting his hand resignedly over his lap.

"Yes, as long as it doesn't involve other people," Sasuke grunted. "They have no right to make unrealistic stuff up about us and publish it without our consent."

"It is gross," Naruto agreed, looking away from him, blush still in place as he pouted. "Us kissing and doing those nasty things… As if. Also, they don't know me at all if they think I'd ever call you master! And me letting you top? Not in your wildest dreams."

"As if I wanted you to call me master, you dumbass," Sasuke contradicted, rolling his eyes and frowning. "And just so we make this clear, I don't have any interest in having sex with you, whatsoever, so rest assured that you'll never be topped by me if it upsets you so much."

"Good, at least we agree on something."

He didn't know why, but this made Sasuke extremely irritated.

There was a moment of silence before Naruto spared a glace Sasuke's way from the corner of his eye. He jumped a little when he found that his friend was still looking at him with his eyes narrowed in an almost threatening way. Sasuke pursed his lips together when Naruto's breath became uneven again, if from nervousness or something else, he wasn't sure, but he'd be lying if he said that the confused look in those blue eyes wasn't entertaining to see. Also, there was an intensity there that bordered on panic. It made Sasuke's heart beat faster and the tension in the room escalate. He wondered why that was happening.

For some reason, he was reminded that Naruto had been his first kiss. Many people had seen it when they were kids, maybe those girls in their class had written those atrocious things.

But it hadn't been half as bad as far as first kisses could be, Sasuke pondered. Naruto was currently the only person he cared about. He supposed that, to a certain extent, those fan girls' assumptions weren't exactly wrong, even if it made him feel angry that they had to meddle in on something they didn't know about.

Vaguely, he wondered if Naruto was being reminded of the same things. They were two halves of the same being, yin and yang.

If they had accidentally kissed at this age, as teenagers… what would've happened?

Sasuke found himself very distracted by the way Naruto's tongue darted out to wet his lips and by the movement of his Adam's apple as he swallowed hard.

"Whoa, it's hot in here!" Naruto breathed out, releasing a ridiculously forced chuckle that sounded as anxious as nervous while he pulled at the collar of his hospital gown down, exposing a bit of tanned skin that still had a few bruises on it – proof of their passionate (scratch that, Sasuke thought at once), violentfighting.

There was no doubt that things were getting out of hand rather quickly. And all because of some stupid fan fiction in a cheap magazine.

No, he wouldn't be influenced by such things, Sasuke decided.

"Naruto, I'm leaving the village as soon as I can," he said, without even thinking but with a determination to tone that had no room for turning back.

"Hehhhhh?"

The End

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