Me: Okay guys, first of all, I just wanted to say that rats xp, a constant reviewer and supporter of this story, has just started his own RotG story (as part of a collab) called 'Secrets'. It had me giggling and is definitely worth a read if any of you feel like heading over to his page? Keep spreading the RotG love around!
Anyway, the pranks are still coming in, and I just wanted to say thanks to Phoenixtear101, who gave me some pretty awesome ideas, as well as any guest reviewers who have sent in a couple, and everyone who's pranks have already been used! It's amazing how similar some of the requests are, and how many of them I was already planning variations of... I guess we're all just evil, Lol :D I approve!
And, due to several requests, I am going to try and attempt my cookie recipe for myself soon (as I haven't yet), so I will let you know if my new twists actually work out :D If they do, I'll be sure to post the recipe at the foot of a chapter :D So, I think that that's all of-
Jack Sparrow: Ooh, that sounded official mate.
Me: Oh dear Moon, yes it was official sounding. There was important stuff in there- No! JACK-JACK! PUT DOWN THE BLASTER! VADER! THE BABY HAS THE BLASTER!
Vader: ON IT! AND JUST SAYING THAT-
Me: You say one more variation of I told you so, and I swear I'll lock you in a room with Han for 24 hours straight!
Vader: … JACK-JACK! NOT THE BLASTER! DAFFY! STOP HIM FROM-
Everyone in the room: *winces as the baby blasts at Wil-e-coyote, who ends up as a trickle of black ash*
Me: *Sigh* It's a good thing toons just keep coming back, eh?
Jack Harkness: Tell me about it-
Me: Hey, you keep coming back too! Honestly, I thought I got rid of you fifty years into the past when we decided to have shoot out in that Texan Bar!
Jack Harkness: Nah, I just leapt to the modern day, grabbed the Tardis, went to the end of the world with the doc and Martha, then decided to explore ancient Rome for a while-
Me: Oh, so it was you I shot with a Javelin!
Jack Harkness: That was you!?
Me: Yup. Anyway, I thought you didn't like these random things I keep doing? With all the space time anomalies and different universes and all that...
Jack Harkness: Meh. Hey, is that Jack Sparrow? Yo! Sparrow!
Jack Sparrow: Harky boy!
Me: *as they do a complicated greeting handshake* I don't even want to know... Ah, hey Reacher.
Jack Reacher: Hey... Oh, are they playing exploding snap?
Me: Yep... Oh go on then, go swindle them out of all their money...
Jack Reacher: Awesome! *runs over*
Bugs: Meh... *munches on Carrrot* What's up Rave?
Me: Oh, hey Bugs. I'm good, just a little frantic... I'm kinda worried that the Jack Atlas, yu know, from the Yu-Gi-Oh universe? is going to start betting with those damned Yu-Gi-Oh cards that he got Frostbit so interested it. Ah well, I've had wore problems. How Duck season vs Rabbit Season going?
Bugs: Not too bad. I got Marvin the Martian on my side, though he don't know it.
Me: Nice one! *high fives Bugs* Oh, damnit... *sigh* Jackie Chan has got into a fihgt with Jack Reacher and Jack Sparrow... OI! SPARROW! NO MUSKETS! NOW STOP THAT FIGH OR I'LL DORT IT MYSELF!
Everyone: *winces
Men involved: *swiftly back up, revealing a running figure behind them*
Me: Oh, damnit! JACK OF HEARTS! GIVE BACK THOSE TARTS!
Vader: Smooth rhymes.
Me: Shut it, ya muppet.
Vader: There too.
Me: Oh dear Moon, I'm glad we're near toons. *as Bugs and Daffy start getting into a verbal sparring match on the merits of carrots, thus distracting everyone from my completely subconscious rhyming*
Vader: Yeah, please stop the rhyming. It's... creepy.
Yoda: Creepy I shall show you creepy young Skywalker!
Me: *gasp and facepalm, befor ehitting the alert, frantically* EVERYONE! YODA'S BACK!
Everyone: *freezes, then starts running about in a panic, before diving behind either tables, Bugs Bunny, My Evil Overlord chair and Porky Pig, who throws up a tray in front of his face*
Me: I... err... *to you guys* Erm... Nothing to see here! You just enjoy the chapter!
Porky Pig: Yup, Th-th-that's all Folks-
Me: … Right. What he said.

The spirits all grinned as they finished moving everything to their new base of operations.
The small, secluded old warehouse, which Bunny had used to use for storing eggs outside the warren just in case of emergency-but which he, ironically, hadn't used in years- may have been small compared to most places they could have gone, but it was large enough for what they needed, as well as being secluded and having the added bonus that Jack didn't know it existed.
From their, they decided that it was time to put their plan into action...
It was simple.
They would get the kids to distract Jack-knowing he was too soft-hearted to do anything much against them- and then they would get him covered in the magic that North had formulated for this very reason, upon Bunny's request, several months ago. It would turn Jack's snow bright blue for over a week...
True, he would retaliate, but surely he couldn't do anything too ridiculous... right?
That was what they were hoping anyway, and Tooth and the girls had even got together a small plan of their own... Namely involving hair dye in the most obnoxious colour they had been able to find.
One problem... They had to get he kids to agree to help them...
But they had a plan. If they could get Sophie on their side, then the others would follow under the will of her ridiculous puppy dog eye look, clearly inherited from Jack.
And how were they going to convince her? Well... Lets just say that some of the glitter on Bunny's ears had refused to wash off and they were going to make the most of it.

Bunny sighed as he hoisted the-not so small as she used to be- Sophie onto his shoulders.
"Hey, ya little ankle bita, how ya doing?"
"You have glitter ears! They aren't fluffy no more..." She pouted and Bunny sighed, dramatically.
"Yeah, Frostbite pulled a prank on me. It's a shame we can't get him back but-"
"I'll help!"
"I knew ya would kiddo, but we need the other's too... Reckon ya can convince them?"
The group of kids stood in a semi-circle, half an hour later, said yes, she could, and North grinned as he stepped forward.
"Okay troops, here is the plan."

When Jack dropped into the clearing a little over an hour later, he shot them a look which clearly said 'I know what you're doing'. Shame then, that it was too late for their guilt to get the better of the as Jack was bombarded with various streams of magical goo, from the guardians and spirits in the trees.
The children joined in, all aside from Jamie who snook off on a mission, pelting snowballs around-though a suspicious amount of them hit the guardians and the spirits instead of Jack- but eventually stopped and gasped as the snow they were throwing, which Jack had been keeping topped up, turned blue.
Cupcake also gasped as they took in Jack, who was running a hand through his hair and dragging in front of his eyes in disbelief...
It was bright green. Like neon green. Like toxic neon green...
Jack was frozen for a few seconds, until he cricked his neck, flexed his fingers and rolled his sleeves up, wincing slightly at the fact that his favourite jacket was now splattered with paint.
Everyone in the clearing groaned, especially the guardians and the spirits who the vengeance would be directed against- as Jack turned with an evil smirk on his face.
Shady had hoped he would never see that face again.
Then Jack shot a look to Jamie.
Jamie! The blaster if you please."
Jamie saluted, grabbing a blaster from where he had hidden it behind a tree, and motioning to the others, who quickly surrounded the ten, who looked as though they hadn't expected this to come so soon.
Hey, the kids had said they would help the guardians, but they couldn't abandon Jack Frost now, could they...
Suddenly, they all gasped as dream sand shot from the blaster, Sandy completely startled.
Clearly, Jack had kept some back from their prank war the year before...
Did the spirit plan for everything?
The others were too slow to react as Jack blasted them with the sand and fell asleep within moments.
Then Jack span the blaster in his hands, before slipping it onto his back into one of the spare clasps.
"Okay Jamie, sage two. Aww, come on guys? Ya didn't think I didn't know this was coming? Honestly... You can make it up to me by giving me a hand?"
He was secretly proud of their perfectly executed plan, and knew he was lucky that Jamie had managed to battle against his sister's puppy dog expression. It must have taken a huge force of will...
Ah well, he'd thank them all with a proper snowfall later that month. For now, they had a job to do.

An hour later, he stood back, admiring their handi-work, as the kids gave him high fives and ran home.
Tooth was now covered in a glitter that would only disintegrate after seven days and was sporting a huge fake moustache.
Flow and Clover's hair had been dyed every colour of the rainbow, in bright neon streaks.
Jack had used some of North's magic to make Gale's perfectly cut-to-just-how-she-liked-it hair-which she had spent months perfecting- grow to her waist.
Lily... well, he was too soft hearted to do anything much, so simply wrote 'Jack Frost For The Win' on her arm in ink which would last for days.
Aspen and Shady? Well, in Jack's opinion, they should have known better that to think they could win, so the fact that their hair was now glittery and pink, as well as cupcake having added a little make up to their faces was... well. Karma.
Bunny's fur had been died a load of different shades of pink, and Jack had taken the extra care of streaking his ears with a glittery mixture which was a nightmare to get off and the glitter took weeks to fully wash out.
North... Well. Jack considered it one of his best masterpieces ever.
He was in a neon pink tutu-which had been super-glued to his outfit- had had pink wings glued to the back of his coat, Jack had swapped his swords for sparkly pink wands, and his boots had been replaced with ballerina shoes, with ribbons that tied all the way up his legs. No to mention the ribbons that had been elaborately braided into his hair and beard, which were, as a result of the left over hair dye- varying shades of pink.
Sandy however, well. Jack, even with his humble opinion of his pranks, was rather pleased with himself. Using a similar mixture to the one the guardians had used to change his snow to a different colour, he had dumped the mix-which he had let dry into a gloopy mess- over the snoozing guardian, who had been so surprised by Jack's attack that he had let some of the dream sand affect him and send him into a short snooze. He wished he could wait to see the guardians reactions , especially Sandy's, but he had places to go and things to do.
Jack took the opportunity to snap a few photos, before he took off.
He sighed as he realised that he wouldn't be able to make it snow properly for a couple of days until the magic wore off, and it would be several more days until the hair dye faded...
Unless... Aha!
With that thought, he flew off in the opposite direction, to visit one April Fool, who, he knew, would have something to change his hair back. Even if it was just white hair dye.
_

The guardians and spirits alike, groaned as Sandy roused them from their impromptu nap.
One by one, they finally took in everything...
Gale had had a fit of growling as she realised that she would have to redo her hair. Aspen and Shady were horrified by their own new hair colour, and Shady ended up head-butting a tree for the sheer stupidity they had shown in going up against Jack.
Bunny was growling and pacing, absent mindedly attempting to get rid of the glitter on his ears and looking mortified about his new colour scheme.
Tooth had squealed, then groaned... then started flying backwards and forwards, reconsidering the decisions in her life that had brought her to this moment, whilst twirling the moustache with her fingers.
Lily, considering how little had happened to her in contrast to the others, was realising that she might have to... well, not whack Jack across the head the next time he annoyed her.
Flow and Clover? They had started shrieking and running in frantic circles, oblivious to any attempts to calm them down. They hated people messing with their hair...
North, however, had, somehow, managed to find the funny side in his new attire, and was currently skipping about merrily, twirling the wands and ignoring his swords, which were jabbed in a tree for safe-keeping, where Jack had clearly left them. In a rough outline of the letter J. Typical.
Sandy, however, had been confused as to what the goo was, and had quickly swiped it off...
But it wasn't lone before he realised that it had done it's job. The next time he went to use his dream sand, he had a silent, shock induced, breathless coughing fit, completely astounded, as everything he tried to make came out in every colour of the rainbow. The kid had managed to change the colour of his dream sand...
Even Flow and Clover had stopped running in circles at the astounding sight, and Shady eventually sighed.
"Look, I like you guys? But... I'm going to have to withdraw from the field of battle. I want to be able to live in safety for the next century. I'll help out, but I'm not willing to risk the wrath of a vengeful Jack Frost. The last time I did, I was walking around like a bloody glow-stick for weeks."
"I remember that. It was funny."
"Oh, you would find it funny, Aspen."
"Yup. But I'm with him. Sorry guys, but Clover is evil about her hair... If anything else were to happen, the Pole would end up a pile of rubble. I'm not front lining again, it was bad enough the last time."
"Bad enough? You were stuck in a dunce hat for a month!"
"I know, you didn't need to shout it to the world Shady..."
"But it was funny."
"Was not!"
"Was too!"
"Like the haircut was funny?"
"... Don't even go there."
"Well, I told you not to drop green gloop on his head!"
The guardians all shared looks, wincing.
What had they gotten themselves into...?

In the end, they decided that it would probably be best if they continued alone.
After all, they were the guardians! They had defeated countless bad guys, saved the world more than once, had believers the world over... What was the worst that could happen?
Though, from the various new looks they were all sporting, they had a pretty good idea.
They spent the rest of the day trying to clear themselves up, though it didn't help.
Later, Aspen dropped by, saying that Jack had decided to use him as a messenger, and handed them a few rolls of thick paper with a grimace.
"You won't believe this..."
They all groaned as they unrolled the paper, and revealed huge photo's of them, clearly from straight after they had got their looks changed.
Along with a couple of photos...
Which showed the posters up in the middle of various spirit meeting halls, where everyone in the rooms were grinning at them.
Damn it, how had Jack snook into all those places? And how had he managed to get the pictures made up so huge?
As much as they were inwardly groaning they had to hand it to him, he knew what he was doing...
Then they read the accompanying note.

The hair? Big mistake. The snow? Huge mistake... THE JACKET? Mates, you better prepare for war...

They all gulped... Now they were in trouble...
Then North grinned.
"But, war is what we wanted, Da? Maybe time for a little overdue training..."
The others shared looks, then grinned at him with new determination.
War it would be...
_

Jack grinned as he shook Fool's hand.
Not only had he been able to get his hair back to normal, but he had helped him blow up the pictures to huge proportions, before Jack had gone all ninja and snook into the spirit meeting places to stick them all up.
Then he had also managed to get the paint off of his Jacket, after he had taken Jack's advice that maybe he should have things on hand in case of pranks that went too far.
He had been able to do little about the snow, however, but Jack had simply grinned, thanked him for what he had done, and promised to tell him all the details as soon as the war was over...
Now he was back at his own place, stocking up for the next thing he had planned...
It would be difficult, sure... But worth it.
If he could get through to Pitch Black...

Pitch Black stared as Jack sauntered into his lair, whistling as if he didn't have a care in the world.
"Oh, hey Pitch!"
"... Frost...?"
"Sorry for the whole popping by without being invited, but you... well. Don't talk to people. Anyway, I need a favour."
"... Have the guardians driven you insane?"
"What? No... Why?"
"... You just walked into my lair, without anyone else, and without even a weapon drawn..."
"Oh yeah... That would seem a little strange, eh?"
"... A little."
To be perfectly honest, Pitch was too astounded to do more than stare dumbly at the youngest guardian. Especially when he spoke again.
"Anyway I'm in the middle of a prank war with the guardians, and I need your help."
"Y-you... you need my... help?"
"Yup. To completely creep them out, and distract them long enough to let me get a few things in place. Plus I have no idea where they are and need a hand to find them."
"... You're insane."
"Nope. Bunny had me tested. I actually had old Whacko running in circles and pulling his hair out."
"... I'm not helping you Frost. No get out of here before I get my nightmares to-"
"Aww, come on! It would just be a one time thing, then we can go back to being mortal enemies and all that! You know you want to creep them out..."
"No, I really-"
The he made the mistake of turning around, only to see the expression of the devil on the winter spirit's face.
"... don't."
He felt every argument wash away as Jack widened his eyes even more, and he found he couldn't fight against the sheer... puppy... eye... ness. So, the rumours had been true, Jack really did have a secret weapon...
It truly was a weapon which could probably win him the entire bloody world, Pitch thought, as he found himself grudgingly agreeing, and Jack grinned widely.
"Great! So, we need some nightmares, a bat-cape, and some cookies!"
"... Oh Moon, I hate you Frost."
"Good. Now here's the plan..."
_

They had tracked the guardians to the warehouse, and Jack grinned as he sent the note flying through the window. He would feel a lot better if they were at the Pole for this. Then all the yeti's could have the joy of seeing the shock on their faces, and Phil could film it.
Then Jack opened a portal and they both stepped through, Pitch refusing to listen to the small part of his brain that kept telling him that the guardian of fun was apparently making him have fun...
The guardians read the note, simply saying Go to the Pole. Or you'll never know what you missed...
Cursing their own ridiculously high levels of curiosity, and Jack's willingness to exploit it, they leapt through a portal, into the main living room...
Just in time to leap aside as Jack came whooping past, riding a nightmare. They subconsciously took in the fact that he had managed to get his hair back to it's normal colour, before he leapt off, shooting them a salute, before yelping and vanishing into the Pole.
"FROST! GET BACK HERE!"
Pitch appeared around the corner, and, as per their plan, ignored the guardians-though it was hard not to fall about laughing there and then at their new... outfits? Looks? Whatever...- as he fired after Jack with a cookie blaster, wearing a batman outfit, as Phil ran after them, playing the original Batman theme tune
The guardians simply stared for several minutes, at the doorway which the two had vanished through, and only blinked as a camera snapped at them.
Then Jack leapt out, grinning again.
"Ah, I love creeping people out. Oi!"
He ducked more cookies, leaping around the room as Pitch entered again- again refusing to acknowledge the tiny part of his brain that insisted that he was having fun- shouting.
"STOP STEALING MY NIGHTMARES!"
"STOP FIRING COOKIES AT ME THEN!"
"YOU STARTED IT!"
"NO YOU STARTED IT!"
"YOU STARTED IT!"
"YOU STARTED IT!"
"YOU STARTED IT!"
"I STARTED IT!"
"I STARTED IT- DAMN IT FROST!"
"You said it..."
"Bloody word twisting, nightmare stealing, irritating, devil eyed, conniving guardian..."
"Why thank you! It's nice to feel loved- WOAH!" He dodged more cookies, diving and rolling behind the guardians, who suddenly got the full force of the cookie blaster.
They all ended up in a tangled pile on the floor, shaking their heads as Pitch and Jack vanished through the window...

Jack grinned as he shook Pitch's hand.
"Thanks."
"Not a problem. Now will you leave me alone?"
"Yup. Oh, and keep the suit. It suits you..."
"Pun intended?"
"Happy coincidence."
"... Whatever you say Frost."
They parted ways after that, and Jack grinned.
Whilst the guardians had been distracted, he had opened a portal back to their warehouse, and had set up a few small pranks for upon their return.
Not serious, but enough to make them paranoid...
With that, he found himself yawning and decided to go get some sleep.
That way, the guardians would be even more paranoid when he didn't do anything for a few hours...

The guardians all arrived back at the warehouse with confused frowns on their faces and headaches from trying to figure out what on Moon they had just witnessed.
Some kind of shared delusion, maybe? It was not unheard of...
They were quickly broken from their musings as Bunny reached and opened the door, only to find a catapult facing them. They had no time to duck as the thing fired a huge paint balloon at them, clearly having been triggered by the door opening and they all shared looks.
It had a been a diversion...?
They cautiously made their way through the door, disarming the trap, and tiptoed into the next room.
Only to have North step on the rug and find that it was now covering a floor covered in marbles.
His movements, combined with his outfit-him still being stuck in the pink tutu and wings and ballet shoes, made for one very bad version of Swan Lake... Especially as Crashing into a yelping Pooka and coming to a halt in a broom cupboard, filled with plastic balls which fell out as soon as it opened-North having used the door handle to pull himself upright and accidentally opening it- before promptly being knocked over again by said balls was not a scene in any ballet Tooth had ever seen. They were so distracted by that, that when North tugged the shoes off, finally, with a relieved sigh, he didn't look before shoving his feet in his boots, only to find that they had been filled with gloopy green goo that oozed over the sides.
When he tried to change, he also realised that here was itching powder in all his clothes which meant, unfortunately for him, he was stuck as a fairy until he could get them cleaned...
Which would require a trip back to the Pole... Which none of them were prepared to risk.
Sandy was still startled every time he tried to make something and the sand came out on different colours, and Tooth was still blinking every time she caught sight of her reflection, though she had managed to get rid of the moustache.
Bunny, however, knew that the dye on his fur would be there for at least a week and a half, and was trying to resign himself to the fact.
It was hard bloody work...
All in all, they may have won half a battle that day, but they were not winning the war...
They had to find a way to change that...

Me: *holding Yoda by the scruff of his neck* Ha, I told you not to annoy Jack Skellington and Jack Sparrow's monkey!
Yoda: *grumbling* No danger in the monkey could I see...
Jack Sparrow: No danger? Mate, that monkey's the left hand of the devil himself...
Bugs Bunny: At least Yoda ain't met Marvin the Martian, eh? *sly look towards me*
Me: Huh... *starts to muse*
Vader: Oh... Oh Force no... Nononononononono... NO! SOMEONE STOP HER THINKING! AND SOMEONE GRAB YODA! *him having just worked his way free of my grip*
Yoda: Haha, Free once again am I- Woah!
Jackie Chan: *having just hoisted Yoda up by the scruff of his robes* You know, this guy is kind of cute if you think about it-
Yoda: CUTE!?
Vader: *smirks*
Bugs: You think that's cute? Okay Tweety, let em have it.
Tweety: *turns on the cuteness factor overload switch*
Everyone: *Blinks and stares adoringly at Tweety*
Me: *oblivious to everything else* Marvin the Martian and Yoda... And maybe E.T? That could be an interesting conversation... *continues to mumble*
Vader: *shoots me an exasperated look, and shoots everyone else a likewise exasperated look* Oh to the Force with it. Okay Readers, I'm just going to fill in yet again- *mumbles* I don't get paid enough to put up with all of this... *out loud again* Anyway, I hope you enjoyed the chapter, and had plenty of fun at mine and Raven's expense during the fore and footnote. Everyone here did... So, without further ado, Porky Pig? Do your thing.
Porky Pig: Th-th-th-th-that's all folks! *pulls screen to darkness*
Me: *pokes head under the corner* Bye guys! See ya next chapter- JACK OF HEARTS! PUT DOWN THOSE COOKIE TARTS! Wait... cookie tarts- Jack Frost! What have I told you about-!
Vader: *yanks me back behind the blank screen* Farewell younglings, and have no fear. I'll have everything in order by the time the next chapter is up.

Guest- Awesomeness? Thanks! EPIC? Thanks again, Lol :D Hope you enjoyed this chapter as well!

MEC- Yep, we are doomed... So doomed it;s funny, Lol :D And yup, now it is officially full out war, Lol :D And I'm glad you enjoyed the chapter before as well! And don't worry, Jack'll use his fairy fan-club to his advantage sometime in this arc I think... Anyway, glad you find the pranks helpful (I've tried a few of them myself, and they seem to work really well, Lol :D), and Good Luck with your own prank war!

Sylvery- Oops... Sorry! Ah well, at least you're enjoying the footnotes, Lol :D And I actually used 'I informed you thusly' on one of my friend earlier today. She couldn't think of any response at all :D

nabiya- Why thank you! Glad you're enjoying it! And I may do that if I can squeeze it in, but if not, did this chapter enough April Fool and Pitch for you? Lol :D

M: Haha, couldn't have put it better myself :D The world is coming to an end my friends, Lol :D And I'm glad you enjoyed the Jack convention... You like the fore/footnotes I this chapter as well?
And tell em about it... But then, you can't write a good prank chapter without someone jinxing themselves at least once, Lol :D
Here that Bunny? You're a moron!
Bunny: *growls* Yeah yeah, so I've been told... Now, if you don't mind, I have to go and plan our next attack?
Me: *giggles evilly* Yeah, sure... *under my breath* not that it's going to work... Anyway, Hope you enjoyed this chapter!

RobynSmith- Not bored at all! I actually really enjoy answering reviews and such LD And wow, so many words! Thanks :D I'm glad you're enjoying the fic! I especially loved 'Prankarific'!(and I use the word 'anyway' a lot too, though I'm trying to stop myself... :D )
As for the cookie recipe, I'm actually going to attempt it myself, as I haven't yet. But most of my own recipe's turn out okay, so I'm hoping these will :D
And as for Another Week in Camelot and Merli' Merkit, I am actually planning on taking them off of Haitus in the next couple of weeks, and focusing on finishing them, as I will have more time on my hands... I'll be sure to put a quick note in this fic to let you know when I do :D
And it's good to see the fics being enjoyed by people of all ages, Lol :D Hope you enjoyed this chapter as well! :D :D