Me: Hey guys, First of all, thanks so much for the reviews and feedback from the last chapter! It honestly made my week to read all of the reviews :D :D
Oh, and thanks to Light's-Embrace, Sweet-Strawberry-09 and Crumbellina Di Caramello for the faves and /or follows :D
It's appreciated guys :D *hugs, then starts to hum to myself and eat skittles for no apparent reason*
Vader: *Enters the room, whistling the tune to Indiana Jones, again for no apparent reason*
Me: *throws Skittle at him* Here, taste the rainbow.
Vader: … What?
Me: *rolls eyes, and gives him a handful of skittles* Taste the Rainbow.
Vader: *eyes them suspiciously before putting them back in the packet* N thanks-
Me: *Throwing them again, one after the other* TASTE THE RAINBOW DAMN IT! IM WARNING YOU! I HAVE CAPS-LOCK ON!
Vader: *yelps and runs, not getting more than two steps before I tackle him to the ground and force a handful of skittles into his mouth*
Me: *Grins* There. What do you-
Vader: GIVE ME MORE OF THE RAINBOW!
Me: *clutching them closer* No! MY PRECIOUS!
Vader: *leaping to his feet and trying to grab them* GIVE ME THE SKITTLES!
Me: NO! *keeps them out of his reach, until he grabs them and runs off, giggling like a little kid, before sitting in the corner and munching on them*
Vader: RAINBOWS!
Me: *growls, then shrugs, pulling another bag out from my cape and munching* Enjoy the chapter guys!
North whistled to himself as he prepared their weapon stores.
Bunny, Tooth and Sandy were out rounding up potential allies, and though they were no doubt going down, he was sure most people would jump at the chance for a battle where there was slim chance they would be able to get a prank over on Jack Frost.
The first to rejoin them was Bunny, with all of the Burgess kids. Who quickly started loading up with blasters. Bunny grinned, assuring him that 'they wanted to give Jack a decent work out' as he had so deftly worded it.
The next was Sandy, who was followed by a 'were doomed but what the hell' troupe of spirits.
Flow, Shady, Gale, Aspen, Clover and Lily were all there, as well as a couple of their friends, who had Jack had met at some point or other over the last few months.
Then came Tooth, followed by a troupe of armed and ready to go fairies, and a sighing, yet grinning Spectrum, who Tooth had whined at whilst fluttering her eyelashes, for so long he had not had the heart to say no.
Then there were the yeti's, and the elves...
So, they had a several hundred strong force, which included the 'In General Mode' Dream Maker, a spirit from every season, the spirit of rainbows, a shadow jumper who had gone Rambo mode, a Warrior Queen Mode Toothiana, a six foot Russian with swords and a pink Pooka.
How could they possibly lose to a single spirit guardian?
Said Spirit was currently whistling and secretly setting everything up over the other side of a high snow-bank he had formed.
Various snowball cannons had been set up, and were being manned by ice drones who would simply press the lever when needed after Jack dropped snow into the cannons.
He had also dressed himself up in Snow camouflage gear, and was now wearing loose combats, a white vest top and a snow camo jacket, along with white snow boots.
He had encased his staff in cloudy ice, so it would bend in with the snow, and had spray painted over all of his weapons as well.
He also streaked pale blue and white paint across his cheeks-because why the hell not- and was now planning his method of attack.
He could use the element of surprise at first, but from his staking out of the Pole, they had a pretty good force.
So... He would have to be on the lookout for dreamsand...
Would have to steer clear of shadows...
Would have to be constantly aware of the ice, and of any shifts in the wind which could indicate Gale was levitating leaves and what not...
As well as watching his feet for clovers that might spring up...
Oh, not to mention the fact that a rainbow so close would dazzle him for a few seconds... Which was why he grabbed a pair of white, UV tinted goggles which would protect against it.
Thus prepared, he finally strapped on his belt, slotting fully loaded blasters- no cookie dough this time, but paint ball ammunition, which he could quickly reload- into the slots, as well as strapping two belts of ammo across his chest-with white ammo belts and paint of course- before strapping on two thigh holsters and clicking in two adjustable blasters, which would fold out to make snowball blasters.
Then he slotted his staff onto his back, and swung a long distance paint-ball rifle, complete with target gauge, onto his back.
Oh yes, he'd have the element of surprise...
_
Pitch Black hmm'ed, as he petted one of his nightmares...
Should he? Shouldn't he? Should he? Shouldn't he?
Then he slowly smirked.
Well, if he was going to get Sanderson back, he might as well annoy the rest of the guardians, aside from Jack as it happened, into the bargain.
With that thought, he grabbed a bag of his specially prepared dust-which he had spent months working on and adjusting- before he span into the shadows and vanished.
_
The four guardians, at the Pole, surveyed their forces.
Tooth had just finished explaining the rules of this particular battle, and was now busy with giving her fairies 'the look'... They were not, by any means, to abandon their allies for favour of Jack based on anything he could say or wear.
Just before the stroke of the hour, they all head out, positioning themselves as they had agreed and readying weapons.
As soon as the sunlight touched the horizon, North gave a yelp as he was shoved back a little.
He looked down to his armour, where there was now a splatter of white paint, and cursed.
"He must be sniping! Scan the area!"
But no matter how hard they looked, they could not see him.
Bloody ninja blending in skills... Bunny cursed, before he himself got hit with a splatter of paint and ended up falling back onto Sandy, who exploded into a shower of golden sand, before trickling out and glaring at the Pooka, right before he likewise got blasted.
Then a series of shots rang out, pinging off of the elves armour-which consisted of pots and saucepans on their heads, cheese-graters and trays tied around their small bodies, and rolling pins and other cookie utensils jabbed into their belts or in their hands.
This was the push everyone else needed to throw up their defences, and, just as suddenly as it had started, the volley or ridiculously well aimed shots stopped.
Jack grinned as he poured energy into a small block of thin ice.
He had recently perfected them so that they would only blast out snow-if he so wished- and he didn't want to make things too dangerous...
He then grabbed his bow, using ice to freeze the, primed to explode, ice cube onto the end of an arrow, before doing the same thing with several others.
Then he grabbed his bow, and sent one flying down, resting at the feet of Shady.
Shady reacted instinctively.
"GET DOWN! SHE'S GONNA BLOW!"
They were on the floor, ducking, just as it exploded with enough force to send a hail of snow over anyone within a ten foot radius.
Those who had been pelted with snow groaned as they got up, and North was just about to order their first manouvre, when another arrow fell to the ground at his feet... followed by another, a bit further along the line... and another... and another...
The dozen grenades exploded within a second of each other, and the shock-wave, and snow, threw them all back, creating a mess of limbs, though Jack had made sure not to let the Burgess kids get hurt... North blinked as he remembered how careful Jack was around them, and he got an idea...
Tooth was calling out an order even as she got to her feet.
"OKAY! EVERYONE TO THEIR DESIGNATEDPARTIES!"
The huge group immediately split up.
North, Shady and Flow was one group, with one of Flow's friends, along with Jamie, Clause and Sophie. Not to mention several dozen elves.
Bunny, Gale, Shady and Lily were another group, with more of the kids from Burgess, including Cupcake, along with some elves and Yeti's, as well as Baby Tooth and her small squad of ninja fairies, as they had dubbed themselves.
Tooth was with Spectrum, Clover and Aspen, as well as two of Aspen's friends, including Snowden, as well as the majority of her fairies and a couple of dozen Yeti's.
Sandy, they decided, worked better if he didn't have to worry about hitting his own team with allies, and was with the rest of the Fairies, Elves and Yeti's.
All four teams split up, positioning themselves over a hundred feet away form each other, with the reasoning that Jack couldn't focus on all of them.
North called over to the other teams.
"We must find him! We are already having been taken down, and we do not know so much as his location!"
"We were aware of that, mate..." Bunny replied, before blinking and raising an eyebrow as he heard something from one of the snow banks.
Focusing in on it, he began to hone in on where he thought Jack was.
Jack cursed as Bunny started to use his ears to try and track him down, and ceased all movement and preparation, simply peering over the edge of the snow-bank, or rather, through the snow, seeing as he had covered himself in a thin layer on top of the bank and using his binoculars to see what was going on.
Hmm... The splitting up manouvre was good... Very good. No doubt Tooth and Shady had come up with it.
And all of the groups were seemingly evenly matched. But how to get them all without harming the burgess kids? He hadn't thought they would be here, so all of his plans were based on a spirit's level of destruction. If he could separate them maybe... Get them back to the Pole...
Hmm...
He blinked as he got an idea, and waited till Bunny had finally given up on hearing him, before he grabbed his bamboo pipe and played a very high noted tune at a pitch that would only be audible to the fairies.
Baby Tooth, who it was aimed at, recognised the 'Need to Talk' tune, and carefully slipped away, heading for the main entrance to the Pole.
She smiled as Jack leapt into view, having used a combination of skiing, running, rolling and flying to skirt everyone, and he whispered to her, quickly and quietly.
"I have a few plans which would be dangerous around the kids. Could you get Tooth here? Only for a few moments."
She nodded,snapping a salute, and Jack grinned as he realised the perfect thing to keep the kids inside the Pole... If he could convince Tooth...
_
Tooth groaned as she let Baby Tooth lead her off, around the corner and to the Front door, before she spotted Jack and opened her mouth. Before she could say anything, however, his hand was covering her mouth and he grinned.
"Short conversation which involves the interests of both sides... I don't want the kids getting hurt. And with some of the things, like the rainbows, they don't have a spirits resistance."
Tooth was about to complain that they would be perfectly safe when Jack grinned, and used his greatest weapon.
Tooth had long since become immune to his Puppy eyed look, but this was no mere Puppy eyed look.
The sheer innocence and vulnerable-ness and cuteness and wide-eyed-ness and sheepish grin...ness combined into a look which had her melting.
"Pretty Please Tooth...?"
She found herself nodding, completely hypnotised, and slowly floated off, humming and dancing and grinning to herself, spreading the word that the kids were wanted in the Pole...
Jack quickly animated the forces he had inside the Pole-they were going to be a little surprise gift, but they worked better for this- and dozens of snowmen started moving, throwing snow everywhere.
That should keep the kids busy for a couple of hours as they defeated them...
He quickly flew back to his post, and grinned as he took in the group that had all come together again.
Brilliant...
North blinked at Tooth as the kids took off.
"What was that for Tooth?"
"Preeeetttyyyyy... Sweet ickle sweet tooth had wide eyes... So innocent and cute and adorable and-"
The spirits in the group, aside from Spectrum, winced and Shady gave a shocked yet terrified exclamation.
"Oh no... The eyes..."
North blinked.
"But we built up a resistance to the eyes-"
"No... I mean the Eyes of Doom... The Gaze of Eternal damnation...It is a weapon that is, as yet, undefeated. Rumour has it that he used the look on Pitch and it worked..."
They all gulped at that, before Bunny's ears suddenly pricked up and he motioned for quiet.
"Guys? I can hear something over there."
He gestured to a huge snow-bank, which suddenly started to rise up, before blasting itself at them.
They were buried in a blanket, and the few minutes it took for them all to dig themselves out was enough for Jack to get into position.
Aspen was the first to notice what was facing hem, and he shouted a warning.
"CANNONS!"
Sure enough, as if Jack had been waiting for that signal, he sent streams of snow into the cannons, which started firing.
Huge snowballs exploded around them, and they started returning fire with their own cannons, which fired Cookie dough.
Jack had also set up a tennis ball firing machine to fire snowballs, and let the wind spin it to aim at the others.
That particular shoot out lasted nearly twenty minutes, and he had to give an approving grin as the fairies and elves started swooping past-the fairies flying normally and the elves in small planes- and dropping paint, glue, glitter and feather bombs, before Jack was forced to duck to the ground and throw his goggles up as Spectrum used the morning sunlight to create a rainbow, which span around them as a kind of shield.
Jack cursed.
Now he was firing blind...
But it gave him a chance to play another little prank...
He dove into a nearby snow-bank, and tunnelled his way under the ground to the where the others were standing, masking the sound of his movements with the vibrations from the cannons.
He then slowly rose up, grinning as he realised that he was directly behind them all, and silently hoisted himself out before deftly gluing a scrap of paper onto Bunny's back.
Then he did the same for every elf he could reach, each of the notes saying the same thing, and waited for someone to notice him.
After a couple of minutes, however, he got bred, and cleared his throat, whistling for attention.
"Might want to improve your defences." He said, when they all span and jumped back from him, crashing into each other and toppling like dominoes, before he shot them a snappy salute and did a back-flip, vanishing back into his snow tunnel which he quickly half ran half crawled through, collapsing it as he went.
He groaned, however, when the tunnel started to collapse in front of him, and realised that Bunny must have tracked the sounds.
Well, he thought, as he worked on digging himself out of the snow and tunnelling again, he had to give it to them That had been an impressive move...
He shot out of the snow when he was back behind the cannons, and immediately pulled his binoculars out, scanning the opposing force. The rainbow had dimmed somewhat, as the sun had dimmed slightly beneath a cloud, and he could now see them all.
He grinned as the results of his little escapade started to cause chaos amongst their ranks.
Bunny blinked as one of the elves threw a snowball at him, before giggling. Then another did... Then another...
He leapt back, wondering what on Moon had gotten into him, and Clover gasped.
"BUNNY! TKE THE NOTE OFF YOUR BACK!"
"What note?"
"The one saying 'Make me a snow-pile.' Just how long was Jack there for?"
"I don't know- GAH!"
Bunny yelped as he fell over, having been pelted with dozens of snowballs, and tried to shake off the snow that the eves kept piling on him. He failed...
He groaned as they finally stopped, before noticing a note on several of the elves back's.
"GUYS! THE NOTES!"
Too late.
The elves caught sight of the notes on each other's back, all saying 'SNOWBALL FIGHT' and promptly started throwing snow at each other, the other elves joining in and soon creating a 100ft square area which nobody dared to enter.
Shady blinked as he finally realised what Jack was up to.
"He's trying to weaken our forces! No doubt he wants a Guardian Only show-down..."
The guardians blinked, and the spirits cocked their weapons.
"Well then," Spectrum said, "Let's make his life as difficult as possible in the meantime, shall we?"
But he had no sooner said that when a very familiar figure span into existence in a cocoon of black sand, nodding a greeting to them all as he took in the scene.
_
Pitch took in the scene and rolled his eyes.
And these were the Guardians who had given him so much trouble before Jack?
He nodded to them all, before honing in on the one he was here for.
"Sanderson! FIELDS OF FLOWERS, SKIPPING AND BEST FRIENDS FOREVER T-SHIRTS!?"
Jack butt in.
"Yo Pitch. How's life as a Villain these days?"
"Oh, can't complain... You don't mind me interfering with your little battle, do you?"
"Oh, not at all." Jack replied, with a bow. "By all means, have at it."
"Thank you. SANDERSON!"
Everyone watched, astounded, as Pitch threw a bag of silvery coloured sand towards the golden-or rather, still multi-coloured- guardian, who tried, in vain, to dodge it, before it cocooned him, finally clearing to reveal a rainbow coloured sand... Kitten.
All was silent for a few moments, until Sand...cat? Meowed. Then promptly meowed again, pawing at his neck and looking excited.
"MEOW MEOW MEEEEOW!"
North blinked.
"Oh, of course. By all means, be glad about the fact that you can make speech as opposed to current war predicament, da?"
Sand-cat mewed again, before he sat down, stroking his whiskers and flicking his tail, and then curled up for a snooze.
Jack was in hysterics, and finally managed to gasp out,
"How... how long will he... be like that?"
"Only 12 hours."
"Oh... Oh moon it's... pure genius!"
"... Thank you- Oh, in the name of all shadows, what is that!?"
"Spectrum. His rainbow shield."
"Ah... Hmm..."
With a flick of his hand, a huge cloud of dream-sand covered the view of the sun, and the rainbow faded with no sunlight to uphold it.
Jack raised an eyebrow.
"Thank you."
"Not at all. By all means, if there is anything I can do to, whist we are not battling over the fate of the world of course, to aid you in irritating the rest of the guardians, do not hesitate to ask. I find I rather enjoy the simple pleasure of seeing the shocked and bemused expressions on their faces."
"I might take you up on that."
With that, they shook hands and Pitch floated over to the sidelines, keeping the sun block up in place and shooting a smirk at the astounded Guardians, who were seriously re-evaluating their chances of winning this thing.
The spirits were busy looking between the smirking Pitch, and grinning Jack and the astounded Guardians with expressions ranging from stifled amusement to utter shock, all aside from Spectrum who was pouting about his rainbow powers being next to useless now...
But, in a small jab at vengeance, he sent a small blast of light at the still distracted Jack, and turned his camo jacket multi-coloured.
Jack gasped when it did, and mentally face-palmed himself for letting his guard down.
Great, now how could he sneak around in it?
He shrugged it off, throwing it to the side and strapped his weapons back on over his vest top, giving a small grin as several of the fairies swooned.
Okay, so he had gotten rid of the elves... Now for the Yeti's, Fairies and the spirits...
This would be a proper Guardian showdown if he had to keep this war going all week...
Now then... How to get the Fairies out of the game...?
Grinning, he brought his bamboo pipe to his lips and stared playing the Titanic film theme song in a pitch that only they could hear.
He got about a dozen notes in before they started breaking.
A couple of moments later, the first swooning casualties could be seen, and the others were, despite their best attempts, failing.
By the time the others had got the idea to charge him and try and stop him, half of the fairies were already being held by Yeti's and the others were swooning.
Jack groaned as he was forced to stop, and knew he had to start music again soon before they recovered.
So, he leapt into the air and formed a xylophone and echo chamber from ice, and continued playing, this time Wind Beneath My Wings, getting the wind to soften the notes.
At this ingeniously creative new style of music, and possibly combined with the fact that Jack's hair was now blowing in the breeze, and the fact that the fairies unanimously loved the song, it was the end of the line for them all, aside from Baby Tooth who had long since built up a resistance... hen again, even she was swooning faintly and had to perch on Tooth's shoulder, as Tooth herself was swaying and humming.
The Guardians, and even Pitch, found they couldn't comment on the ludicrousness of using music as a weapon of war, seeing how effective it had been, and the yeti's all gulped as they realised it was their turn...
But not for a while, it would seem.
The battle resumed, with the cannons and, seeing as they were now much closer together, blasters, and it was almost twenty minutes before Jack spied an opening for his next plan.
Throwing several of his snow grenades he managed to knock everyone off balance for a few minutes, which was long enough for him to whip out a small book.
One of the nearest Yeti's spotted the title, and word quickly spread.
Jack's Cook Book...
They had been hunting for it since the first time Jack had cooked, and had never found it... To have it dangled in front of them like this...
As soon as Jack dropped it, Phil catching it, the others all started to pile on, solely for the chance to touch it...
Bunny even had to grab the back of North's coat to stop him running over, and they all gulped as they realised what this meant.
They had started this battle with it being a few hundred to one...
In the space of a mere couple of hours, Jack had made it eleven to one... And they were really not liking those odds...
Jack grinned as he grabbed his fold out snow blaster and flipped it out, arming it, all in one fluent movement in the space of a couple of seconds.
He shot them a grin, and motioned, clearly saying 'Come and get me then...' And they all shared looks.
"Ah what the heck." Shady said, and started firing.
The others were quick to follow, and Jack swiftly returned fire.
It was several minutes full of leaping, ducking, diving, dodging, spinning, twirling, blasting and general battling before one of the spirits finally withdrew.
Lily sighed as she fought her way out of the snow pile that came up to her neck, where the wind had swirled around the stream of blue snow Jack threw into the air before dumping it on her, before shouting her withdrawal and joining Sandy where he lay curled up on the snow.
Gale and Clover were the next to fall, as they fell backwards into a it of soft snow that Jack had secretly created whilst battling, and pulled themselves out with shouts of personal surrender. Snowden followed, shaking snow out of his hair, followed by Aspen's other friend, Jez, and Flow's friend Rose.
Aspen did the same, not too long afterwards, as his own ice slide was used against him to be a ramp for a huge mound of snow. By the time he had crawled out, Spectrum had joined the girls, and was sat dying their hair different colours.
Shady joined them ten minutes later, still shaking snow from his hair as he dragged himself to the back and fell into an exhausted heap, muttering about 'bloody snow ninja's'.
Upon realising that it was only then left, the guardians all grouped together, and Jack grinned.
"Well, look at that. Looks like it's a Guardian showdown after all..."
True, he had not come out of the battle unscathed, and his hair was dripping wet from where ice had been melted over him, his clothes had snow tumbling from them and his blasters were now every colour of the rainbow, but he was in much better shape than the rest of them.
_
He whistled a short tune as the wind hoisted Sand-cat up, depositing him on Bunny's head and causing him to pull out some of Bunny's fur as he leapt to the ground.
Bunny glared a the kitten, before rolling his eyes at how ridiculous the whole situation was.
Then, without any warning, Sandy ran towards Jack, before starting to claw at him with his ickle diddle paws and biting onto his trousers, shaking them.
It was, frankly, adorable.
Jack rolled his eyes, before pulling Sand-cat up by the scruff of his neck, and pulling him up to head height.
Sandy was still batting his paws at him, his little ears and whiskers and tail twitching, and Jack grinned, scratching his furry tummy.
"Aww, who's a brave ickle kitty? Hmm? Who's a brave ickle kitty-cat..." He scratched him behind the ears, before grabbing a ball string from his trousers pockets-because he always seemed to have everything he would ever need, indeed, it ever failed to amaze everyone- and dangling it In front of Sandy.
"What's this? Hmm? You want the string? Do you want it?"
Sandy started trying to get it, and Jack dropped it to the ground, letting the wind nudge it to make I move a little, before he let Sandy down next to it and grinned as he pounced on it, making everyone -though Pitch would deny it vehemently- aww a him as he got himself tangled up and messed around and started mewling and pawing at it, his little tail flicking backwards and forwards.
Jack grinned as he flexed his fingers, and smirked.
"One down, three to go..."
Bunny sighed, sharing a look with Tooth, and he pulled out his sparring staff, flicking the switch which made it extend to it's full size.
Tooth flexed her shoulders, and Jack raised an eyebrow, before dropping his other weapons to the floor, under Pitch's guard, and grabbing his own extendible, sparring staff, flicking it out.
"Well, this should be interesting..."
Everyone's eyes were drawn to the sparring trio.
Jack ha his work cut out blocking Bunnys staff, as well as defending against the snowballs, paint bombs and movements of Tooth, and used a variety of fighting techniques and gymnastics, combined with sending streams of snow out everywhere, and eventually managed to trip Bunny up and bury him in a snow-pile.
Tooth followed straight afterwards, and North blinked as Jack span back into an upright position, retracting his staff and slotting it back into it's holster, before swiftly slinging his other weapons back on, leaving his actual staff out and spinning it idly.
Jack cocked his head at him, as if considering, and North shrugged.
"I have nothing."
Jack shrugged, and pulled a blanket of snow from beneath North's feet, wrapping it over him and rolling him into a huge snowball.
He then released it, North inside, to roll down a hill where it crashed into Bunny and Tooth who had just escaped the snow-piles, creating a mess of snow and tangles limbs.
They groaned as they managed to disentangle themselves, North spinning and walking dizzily, and Tooth groaned, her Warrior Queen mode finally deciding that enough was enough, and caught the white handkerchief Spectrum threw to her, throwing it to the ground.
"You win."
Pitch clapped slowly, before he got up, stretching, and took away the sun shield, nodding to Jack.
"Impressive show Frost." With that, he span into a twirl of black sand and vanished.
Jack rolled his eyes
"Dramatic much..."
He suddenly yelped as he leapt out of the way of Phil, who was holding the recipe book above his head, in front of him, and was running as fast as he could whilst yodelling his head off. Dozens of elves were on his tail, all yelling war cries and waving saucepans and wooden spoons and rolling pins, clearly after the book.
He sighed as he sauntered over to the others.
"Ah, I love the smell of chaos and victory in the mornings... Hey, Spec? Turn my jacket back the right colour please?"
He grinned as the spirit did so, and shrugged it on.
"Thanks-"
They all jumped as a sudden crash echoed form the Pole, and Jack blinked, wincing.
"Oh yeah. Erm... Oops?"
Jack winced again as he walked in to find a scene of destruction.
The snowmen were in full retreat, and there were snow mounds all over the workshop.
The kids had tied scraps of fabric around their foreheads and were blasting away at the snowmen, and each other.
Immediately, the elves that had followed them in joined in, and Jack blinked as Sophie came running at him.
"Jack!"
He crouched down, wondering what was wrong, only to be met with a sly smile... And a dozen snowballs being pelted at him.
He yelped as he was throw back into North, who promptly fell over, and he rolled off of the huge guardian, grinning.
"Right then."
It was another half an hour before the resulting snowball fight ended, Jamie and Jack-having teamed up- winning in the end, and the Burgess kids head back, the spirits doing the same.
Jack grinned as North sighed at the mess, before shrugging.
"One, you started this. Two, I promised Fool I'd let him know as soon as I, and I quote, 'Whupped your asses'. See ya!"
He flew out of a window, whistling, and North sighed, turning, only to find that Tooth had made her excuses and head off to catch up on her work, Bunny had vanished into a tunnel and Sandy the Kitten was rolling around on the floor, tangles up in wrapping paper and ribbon and generally being adorable.
Typical... Okay, so he had started it, but still... North sighed, arranging the clean-up.
Maybe he would think twice next time?
_
Jack was grinning as he left Fool's, only to be met with a crowd of fairies, all with grins and 'mess with us at your own risk' attitudes.
He yelped as he was pounced upon and dragged to the Palace, where he was faced with a grinning Baby Tooth, who snapped her fingers.
He was promptly shoved inn front of a plan, on a table, and he blinked, as he tok it in, before grabbing a pencil and changing a couple of things.
"You guys sure about this?"
Baby Tooth nodded, and he gave a soft whistle.
"Talk about Revenge of the Tooth Fairies... I'll just go hide then?"
Baby Tooth nodded again, giving Jack a high five- well, high finger- and he took off, already planning where to hide, at the Pole, which would keep him safe but also give him a decent viewpoint.
Huh... Who knew that Fairies could be so devious?
Me: Teeheehee... Leading into another request there, which will take up the next chapter as well as maybe a couple more requests... And a couple of things to round this arc off properly. So yeah, a busy chapter next :D
Anyway, what did you all think of this chapter? I know it wasn't the best battle scene... But it was nearly 6000 words long, and I hope you enjoyed it anyway- VADER! WHERE ARE YOU SNEAKING OFF TO!
Vader: *winces but gives innocent smile* Nowhere...
Me: *taps foot with arms crossed and raised eyebrow*
Vader: *holds out for a few seconds then cracks* OKAY!I CONFESS! I'M GOING TO BUY MORE SKITTLES!
Me: *shakes head with sigh* Who'd have thought it. Mr 'Always in Black' likes tasting the rainbow... *sighs and gestures to the door* Go on then.
Vader: *whoops and runs from the room*
Me: *blinking and sensing a disturbance in the force, seemingly centred on the fact that Vader just left to buy skittles* Much trouble do I sense in the Force... *freezes* Like Yoda did I just speak- NO! INTO YODA I AM SEEMING TO TURN-! GAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
*run in frantic circles, ranting about 'much amusement at my expense the force is having'*
Half an Hour Later...
Vader: *enters eating skittles and sees me still running in circles* Raven?
Me: LIKE YODA MY SPEECH HAS TURNED- GAH! HELP ME YOU MUST! NOOOOOOOOO! VADER! HELP!
Vader: *blinks* Oh no... The force is creating a Yoda Mode around you... It should only last for twelve hours or so Raven-
Me: TWELVE HOURS THIS SHALL LAST? INSANE BY THEN I SHALL GO! NEEEYAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH! MAKE IT STOP YOU MUST!
Vader: *blinking as Yoda enters the room, skipping and leaving a trail of breadcrumbs* Good morning this is, yes?
Me: YODA! DEAD YOU SHALL BE WHEN CATCH YOU I SHALL!
Yoda: Hmm, Yoda Mode do I sense in the force.
Me: NOT WORTH LIVING WILL YOUR LIFE BE WHEN CATCH YOU I DO! *starts running after him as he runs from the room, yelling about how much of a 'Crazed Authoress is she'*
Vader (left alone in room): *shrugs and continues to eat skittles* Much insanity there is... *grins* Till next chapter then, Younglings.
RobynSmith- Ouch... I hate camping when it's wet.
And no problem at all! Im just glad everyone enjoyed it so much :D And it was quite surprising how many people wanted Pitch to team up with Jack, Lol :D I had actually had it partly written when the requests started coming in, so our minds must all be in sinc or something, Lol It was weird... O_o
And skittles? *sigh* Okay then, Lol :D
And yeah, I just looked over it. I have quite a few to get done, but I like the sound of it... Has Merlin's magic already been revealed? Might be funny if he was to do all the creepy things and pretend he knew nothing of it, and everyone else could pretend to panic because not even the strongest magic user in the world knows what's going on?
M- Haha, thank you. At east someone understands why it is a bad idea to ruin my cape... *growls at Vader, who had the grace to whistle and innocently leg it from the room*
Anyways, Im glad you enjoyed the chapter! And Jack says thanks, and that he'll kick their butts good for you all :D
Or rather, he just did... So was their enough butt kicking for you? Lol :D
candle dark – Thanks! And I had insanity on it's highest setting, Lol :D
And if you like Pitch being in there, I hope you enjoyed how much of a role he had in this chapter?
And sooo... Was t one of the awesomest things you've read? Lol :D
Hope you enjoyed!
MEC- Haha, yep :D He could totally take over the world if he wanted to :D
And you go girl! Show hi why it's a bad idea to mess with a prankster, Lol :D
And yeah... I know I missed a few, but I don't have many chapter left, so I'm not sure...
I could do another chapter solely for the footnotes, like I did with the Yoda hunt a while ago, if you like? And could bring the Looney Tunes and few others back :D What other Jack's were you thinking of?
And it is indeed cute, Lol :D Oh, don't put Vader... *sigh*
Hope you enjoyed the war!