Me: Okay guys, first of all, sorry for the delay. I was lost in thought... It's unfamiliar territory, you see. Yeah, I think that much :)
Anyway, thanks to funnypal1234, insanereader3 and Chloe5281 for the faves and/or follows. Thanks for faving me as an author as well Chloe! Welcome to 1-in-5 Airlines! Please enjoy your flight, Lol :D
And second of all, thanks to Killuaxme, an awesome reviewer, I received the location of Vader's Diary... I won't bore you with the details of how I got it, but I now have it! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! If you wish to know how I got it, just let me know and I will tell you all about how I managed the impossible... :D But I'll have to encrypt the messages, because Vader is going frantic here...
Vader: RAVEN! WHERE IS MY DIARY!?
Me: *calling on my acting skills* Diary? You have a diary? And you lost it? You know what I'd do to get my hands on that?
Vader: *throws arms up in frustration and storms off*
Me: That amused me far too much... Oh, hey Daffy! You're not still mad at me for throwing you out of the window are you...?
Daffy: *glares, helps himself to juice, and leaves again*
Me: Okay then. Oh, right... Boy, do I have a treat for you guys. I spent the last few hours, with Vader, tracking down Ice Black... He's been irritating me you see. And now we have planned the best vengeance! Well, It was going to be quite a light vengeance, but then he insulted me, insulted Vader, iced over my skittle room and burnt my cape. So now I'm in all out vengeance mode...
Oh, and this chapter is kinda split up into a few little mini stories which are the result of various requests which would not have been long enough for a full chapter... Hope you enjoy them!
Section 1, Fairy Vengeance
Baby Tooth grinned as she looked through the binoculars, borrowed from Jack, and watched Sandy head into the Pole. She had not forgiven him for sending them to sleep with dream-sand that one time, and the pranks that she and her fellow fairies had planned would be mainly focused on him.
Jack's help had been invaluable, with setting things up-seeing as they were too small to do some of it- and he had given her a high five, before giving them all tiny strips of fabric and pot of face paint and going to hide on the beams in the workshop.
Now, they had scraps of black fabric tied around their foreheads and black streaks on their cheeks.
As soon as they were sure that the four other guardians were inside, they all rose and flew towards the Pole.
They branched off, some of them surrounding the window and the others going to block the door to the study where they would all be.
As soon as they were all in position, she gave a chirp, and they attacked...
Balloons that were as big as them were hoisted up and dropped on the astounded Guardians, who were too shocked and slow to dodge.
It was only a matter of seconds before they were all drenched in the weird gooey substance.
It took them several seconds to be able to react, and they quickly started to wipe it off... But it was too late.
They managed to wipe all of the goo off, but they were now walking rainbows.
Like the mixture Jack had used to turn Sandy's sand multi-coloured, this had been altered to turn everything different colours, and the four guardians were now completely covered in it.
The fairies were all giggling as they flew away, and the guardians shared look.
"Frostbite do you reckon?"
North shook his head.
"Repeat same trick? Not his style..."
Tooth nodded.
"Yeah plus Baby Tooth is more than capable of pulling something like this off... Looks like the fairies want to have a little fun..."
That was not the limit of the fun they wanted to have. Jack gave them approving nods, and congratulated them when he next saw the Guardians, and rolled his eyes when they all dove on him, pinning him down, and put rainbow streaks in his fringe.
Jack blinked as he saw it in the mirror. Huh... He actually kinda liked it...
But even he was impressed and surprised by the Fairies next prank.
Jack whistled cheerfully as he flew in one of the windows at the Pole, only to be met with frantic yeti's and an eager Phil, who grabbed him, threw him over his shoulder, and carried him to North's office.
Jack was wondering what on Moon could have got them so worked up as he opened the door, only to be given his answer.
North peeked from behind his desk, where he had been hiding, and eyed the door.
"Are they gone...?"
"Are who gone?"
"The fairies..."
"... North? You okay?"
North stood up, and glared at him, arms crossed, as if daring him to laugh.
Jack was too stunned to laugh.
He had no idea where they had gotten Fool's hair removal cream from, but using it to get rid of North's beard? GENIUS!
He tried to keep his laughter contained. He really did. Bit the inside of his lip till it almost bled and everything... But it was hopeless.
A single laugh burst forth, and that was it. He was lost to the hysterics.
In all fairness, Tooth was left in a similar state as soon as she saw him, and Bunny was not much better.
But Sandy's arrival had them laughing even more.
The Golden-now, once again, multi-coloured- guardian entered with a deadly scowl on his face and glaring daggers at everyone.
And his hair?
Jack had to stumble form the room for fear of death by laughter.
Sandy's hair was now down to his feet!
Jack had no idea how they managed to get a hair growing spray to work on Sandy, but it was worth it...
And it was better than anything even he could have thought of.
Nd it wasn't over, not by a long shot.
As if waiting for him to enter, a huge bag of hair clips and hair bands-all covered in butterflies and flowers- was thrown through the door.
Tooth, still in hysterics, sobered up a the sight, and her look turned devious.
Before Sandy could make his escape, Tooth had pounced on him and was now tying his hair into bunches, or plaiting it, or clipping it back, or curling it, or tying it up in various ways.
Bunny was gripping his sides, still laughing no matter how much his sides hurt, and Jack started laughing again at the thunderous look on Sandy's face, before he pulled himself away and head for the kitchens, splashing his face with cold water to sober himself up, before he quickly head off back to his own home to pick something up.
Now then... Where were those fairies...?
Apparently, he would not find them any-time soon and he sighed as he head back to the Pole, determined to look for them the following day, when he was suddenly surrounded by a sea of multi-coloured sand dolphins, who were being used to pull a chariot with Sandy in it, who was bouncing around and sending fireworks explosions everywhere.
He created a huge air-horn and blasted it towards Jack, who dove out of the way of the chariot and blinked at the hyper looking Guardian.
Suspicion entered his mind, and he head back to the Pole-after playing a game of dodge the dolphins- to have his suspicions proven.
Dozens of empty cans of energy drinks were strewn everywhere, and he grinned as Baby Tooth rose form where she, and the other fairies, were lounging, watching Phantom of the Opera, and waved at him.
Those puppy eyes really work! Now Sandy is one a caffeine high...
Jack simply shook his head, awed, and pulled something form his hoody, handing it to her.
It was one of two engraved dog-tags that Fool had given to him, in an official Spirit of Pranking' thing, which certified him as Fool's most dangerous opposition and showed him to be of the highest pranking order... He had shrunk it so that it was her size, and hung it around her neck, tucking his own back into his hoody.
"So Prank Mistress BT, I would recommend a break whilst you go show Fool who's boss."
There was a gasp from the doorway, and Jack grinned at Tooth, who had watched the whole exchange.
"Jack?"
"Hey, these were genius! Multi-coloured goo and Hair loss and Hair growth and a Caffeine High Sandy? I wouldn't have thought of or dared it. And all in the space of a day!? Majorly impressive stuff..."
"But... Isn't that, what you just did, basically a surrender of sorts?"
Jack shrugged.
"Yep."
Tooth blinked again, before she took off, yelling about the world coming to an end and the sky falling.
Jack gave BT a high five, and raised an eyebrow at her, failing at a stern expression.
"This means a full truce with regards to any and all pranking matters. No Prank wars between us and through and through allies. Deal?"
She nodded, shaking his hand-or rather, finger-before she went to rouse her team.
Come on! We have a Prank spirit to wage war with!
Jack grinned as they flew out, and slumped into a chair to finish watching the Phantom of the Opera.
Now then, how could he make use of having a partner?
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Section 2, Horror Movie Marathon
Pitch sighed as Jack flew off, and slumped onto the ground.
Damn the bloody persuasive Guardian...
And damn him for agreeing to his next ridiculous plot...
And damn his own inability to turn down the chance to terrify the rest of the guardians...
Looks like his plans for world domination would have to be put on hold again...
Jack grinned as he selected the movie. He had been building up to this prank for a couple of months now, by making a movie night every week. One real reason really.
To get them to lose their suspicion.
It was even better when Tooth loved the idea and took charge of getting the others to the Pole every week. Their suspicions about this being something to do with Jack had been promptly squashed.
So it was now the perfect time to put his plan into motion...
Hmm... Aha! Arachnophobia! Classic... and Perfect. He hid his grin as he put it on, the others insistent that it wouldn't scare them at all...
Oh, how they would soon regret those words...
Jack actually liked spiders, but it still creeped him out. And the guardians?
Sandy had wrapped himself in a golden quilt and was peeking out from it, Tooth was buried in Bunny, peeking out from between her fingers, Bunny had his eyes closed most of the time, covering them with his ears, and North was hiding behind Jack at several points through the film.
Honestly, it would have been funny enough on it's own, but with what he had planned for later? This would be great...
It was just reaching it's end, when he saw a shadow in the corner of the room. Right on time...
The movie had just reached it's end, and Jack grinned as Tooth tried to turn the lights on, only to find the switch had tripped.
She clicked it a couple more times, still creeped from the movie, and groaned.
"North!? Fix the damned lights..."
North head over, and blinked as the light turned on the first time.
He rolled his eyes as he span around, only to scream, in a way that was far too similar to a girl of Sophie's age, and dive behind the Sofa.
The other guardians all span, and the room dissolved into chaos as a huge black spider clambered across to them.
They had moved into running in circles and bumping into each other, screaming every time that happened as well, before they finally noticed Jack, curled up on the sofa and clearly in hysterics.
He was laughing so much, he couldn't so much as get a single word out, and his laughter was joined by another, form the doorway.
Pitch swept in, clicking his fingers to get rid of the huge spider, made form nightmare sand, and gave Jack an approving nod.
You were right, Frost. This is better than taking over the world... Did you see your faces?" He laughed again, causing Jack to erupt into another bout of giggles as the the other four finally got their heart rate back to normal and crashed to the floor, gasping at the lack of imminent danger.
Needless to say, that was the last time they let Jack choose the movie...
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Section 3, Corrupting the Nightmares
Jack grinned as him and Sandy snuck forward a bit further, and saw Pitch asleep and snoring. Brilliant...
Jack signed to him.
You got the dream?
Yeah... Just like you wanted.
Perfect...
Jack caught the small bottle, and shrugged his hoody off, revealing his ninja outfit. Then he slowly crept forward, every so carefully, until he was behind the throne.
Sandy was quick to knock out any Nightmares who pricked up, and Jack made it to Pitch without incident.
With a nod form Sandy, he un-stoppered the bottle, and blew the sand at Pitch.
Then he quickly, and silently, made his way form the lair, pausing only to make sure the sand was starting to work and to plant a camera.
Then he and Sandy head back to the Pole, with an orb, and crowded around the screen the camera was linked to, with the other three guardians.
And they promptly fell about laughing.
The dream they had given to Pitch nvolved rainbows, cotton Candy and Unicorns and fluffy bunnies and everything, and not only were Pitch's nightmares now looking a lot like AppleJack, Ranobow Dash and various other My Little Ponies, but there were cute little rabbits eating cotton candy hopping about as well as a rainbow... And, in the middle of it all, Pitch was in a sleep trance and was skipping about merrily.
"Oh Moon," Jack managed to gasp, "Please tell me this is being recorded?"
North nodded, smiling evilly.
"Da. Ever since you set the Camera."
They watched Pitch gambolling about a bit longer till the nightmare sad managed to get rid of the dream-sand's hold on him, and Pitch blinked at everything, in the few seconds till it vanished, then spotted he camera.
"JACKSON OVERLAND FROST! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS IF I HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE NEXT HUNDRED YEARS! THE SAME GOES FOR YOU SANDERSON!"
Then the tape cut off, and the Guardians all took one look at each other before falling about laughing.
Totally worth it.
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Section 4, Plane Crazy...
Jack blinked as he span out of the way of a small plane. One that was clearly carrying no more than about ten people, and one that seemed to have had a malunction in one of the engines maybe?
And it was spinning out of control.
He span and flew down after it, cursing as he realised that the Pilot's were unconscious.
Okay, why? Probably the rapid change in altitude or...
Gah, he didn't know or care. How to get inside?
Breaching the cockpit would create a problem with the... Unless...
Letting instinct take over, he froze a section of the glass at the cockpit, making the glass inside the ice shatter, before he pushed himself through the malleable ice wall.
He quickly span the pilots away from the console, and took in all the schematics.
Okay, one part of the engine had exploded... But he could still land it.
Taking in the radar, he realised that it had been heading for an airfield not too far form here.
True, he hadn't flown a plane in years, but it was hard to forget once you had learnt...
He again let instinct take over, and felt his hands moving, flicking switches and dials and grasping the controls.
He blotted out the screaming form the people in the back- About eight from what he could tell- and focused on the job.
Somewhere in the back of his mind, he realised that it would make the news that a plane had landed without it's pilots... But who cared.
It took twenty nerve racking minutes, but the plane finally touched down on the tarmac, and Jack guided it to as smooth a stop as he could.
After making sure everyone got off okay, he pressed himself through the ice and left the rest to the humans, before flying off, only stopping to aid a little with the fire, with some melted ice.
He groaned as he arrived back at the Pole a few hours later, to be met with four guardians who had raised eyebrows and grins.
"You have something to do with that, Frostbite?"
Bunny as gesturing to the TV, and Jack listened into the news broadcast.
Not only was the plane landed safely, a feat that only an expert could have accomplished under the circumstances, but no-one was hurt aside form the two pilots, who were unconscious due to sudden changes in altitude. Then more notices started coming in. Iced over windows, to prevent pressure changes, no fingerprints on the controls, only a faint iced imprint, and then aid with putting out the fires... We have just received word that this fits with several cases from over the last half a century, where planes have made miracle landings.
Is this a miracle? The act of a higher power? It certainly has scientists from all around the globe baffled...
Jack tuned out, and turned to the guardians, shrugging.
"What about it?"
"Mate, first of all, we never knew you could fly a plane?"
"Learnt a while ago. I was bor-"
"Bored. Da, we know. But you saved many lived in past rescues Jack?"
"I guess... But the humans have never suspected anything."
"Hmm... I would not say that. Look."
North led him to the main room, and Jack blinked at the increased amount of Blue dots on the huge Globe.
The increased amount of his believers.
"Huh... Looks like kids watch the news after all..."
And they did. He was attacked by a mob of cheering kids when he popped into Burgess later that day, and it was the same at the Orphanage, where he was also pulled into a hug by Ruth.
All in all, a rather interesting day, he mused, as he drifted off to sleep, only to be thrown into a dream about dolphins, rainbows and Sugar high fairies...
Damn it Sandy...
Me: Sooo... What did you think? Any particular faves form those four? Any you didn't like? I know that the plane one wasn't based on actual possible physics and shizzle, but let's just embrace the magic, eh? And I know some were very short. almost drabble length, but I wanted to at least attempt some of the requests.
Anyways... I promised you vengeance? Here it is... *gestures to Ice Black*
Ice Black: *dressed in a pink showgirls outfit, with extra feathers and high heels, which his hair up in little bunches... Right outside the Avengers Headquarters.*
Vader: *hands me a camera* Here you go. We got the photo's you wanted.
Me: Perfect. The outfit for all the times he insulted me, and this for when he insulted you...
Vader: What are you going to do with those photo's?
Me: *grins* You'll see... Nobody insults me second in command but me... Keep an eye on him for me! *vanishes*
Vader: *grins* With pleasure. *starts spinning him with the force, then gins even wider as Tony appears* Why, hey there Tinman! Long time no see!
Tony: *nods suspiciously* Where's the crazy authoress?
Vader: *hoists Tony up and spins him around as well, making him join Ice Black* Now, that was not a very nice thing to say... Hey Hulk!
Hulk: Vader annoy Puny Girl-Acting Spirit and Tinman?
Vader: Yup. You enjoying the show?
Hulk: Hulk approve. Is fun sight.
Me: *spins back into view* Hey all!
Vader: That was quick.
Me: Yeah, well. The editor of The Guardian, you know, the spirit paper? He's an old friend and always puts anything I give him in the next edition. Oh, and I also got the guy who does Raven Mad, the newsletter I send out each week to every character I know in all the fandoms? That's all done and ready to publish too. Pop Tart here won't be able to show his face in public for a loooong time. *Evil, smug grin*
Vader: I like it when you're evil. It's always fun.
Me: Why thank you! Anyways, We'd better go guys. Ya know, things to do, places to go, people to see... Chaos to cause. The usual. See ya! Oh, and don't forget to ask if you want to hear of how I got Vader's Diary...
Vader: *just out of earshot* What?
Me: Nothing! See ya guys!
AllieSnow- That should be the Spirit Worlds Motto, Lol :D 'NEVER UNDERESTIMATE JACK FROST'
And I've already decided against a Birthday Chapter, as it would turn too angsty. I like the fairy idea, but I think that I have already set the Tooth Fairies up in that position... If it had been earlier in the fic I would have, but I think it's too late for Jack to reveal them now...
And huh... Could be interesting. It won't fit with this fic, Im afraid, but I would gladly do a short fic based on the whole Vampire Hunter thing as a seperate fic, if you'd like? I really like the idea, and I'm accepting a few requests at the moment, though it may not be out for a while...
Just let me now in a review :D
candle dark- Haha, thanks :D Im glad you enjoyed! And hmm... A kitten named Sandy would be kind of awesome, Lol :D And that's why I ended it there... I don't think they could have taken much more, Lol :D
MEC- Im glad your brother has surrendered, Lol :D And Im glad you enjoyed the skittles and Sandy-Cat :D They seemed to be most people's fave things in the chapter to be honest :D And Yay! I am Finally Free from Yoda mode! Though fun it was for a short time, confess shall I... Lol :D Hope you enjoyed this chapter too!
M- Sandy says thanks, though he never intends to become one ever again... Apparently, it's embarrassing to have fallen into an ice cold bath because someone was teasing him with catnip... *innocent grin and whistle* And all id well with the force now. Free from Yoda Mode am I, though enjoy it at times did I, Lol :D And Vader has now moved on to tic-tacs... *sigh* Ah well :D At lest he's not complaining about tasting the rainbow... Though he does mention refreshing little lifts all the time now :D
RobynSmith- Glad you enjoyed the ending, and I was kinda out of pranks, which was why there was not so many in the chapter.
And okay :D I have a few things to finish off, but I'm planning on writing it as soon as I can,and I'll let you know as soon as I do in this fic :D
And hope you enjoyed this chapter :D
