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Me: Okay guys, first things first... I have just read a fic called Drakened Waters, by Lunrav14 (a reader of this fic) and I was shocked to see how few reviews and faves etc it had got. Its a great fic, guys, and she has clearly put a lot of skill and effort into it, so I would definitely recommend you go and check it out! Keep sharing the RotG love peoples! *hugs*
Right, second of all... This is for those of you who wanted a feast of Ninja!Jack, as well as those who asked for something else to be revealed about our favourite Guardian of fun, as well as some Brotherly bonding between Bunny and Jack... Combine those together and... Well... here you go :D And I had a lot of fun writing it :D
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Okay, and third... I have been really weirded out by some of the things I have read in Vader's Diary... Ahem, let me list some of them for you...
Entry No.4, 'I dreamed of dancing with Barney the Dinosaur last night... We were waltzing... Then he turned into a giant cupcake. I wonder what the force is trying to tell me?'
(Me, Err... That you had no childhood and that you should get a snack?)
Entry No.7, 'You ever wanted to meet Barbie, Diary? Neither have I.'
(Me, And the point of writing that was...?)
Entry No.16, 'Hmm... Cookies.'
(Me, Okay, so we had just had a cookie war, and yes, Cookies are fascinating... But you do not spend hours contemplating them! Unless you are debating a new recipe... *face palm at the sheer moronic-ness of my second in command sometimes*)
Entry No. 23, 'That Doctor Chap seems alright. I wonder if he knows of a land of Rainbow Ponies and Rainbows? Its always been a secret wish of mine to visit one... Hmm... Id have to make sure the trees were made of Candy Floss too. By the Force, I'm glad this is never going to fall into Raven's hands...'
(Me, Mmmmmm... Candy Floss. Oh, and it's fun to cause a war in a land of rainbow ponies... But trust me, you do not want Applejack for an enemy... Oh, and yeah... A really good thing, eh Vader *evil smirk*)
Entry No. 34, 'Huh... 34 entries already. And all in the space of a few weeks... My life really has a lot of weird shizzle going on in it. Oh Force, I just said Shizzle. CURSE YOU TO THE DARK SIDE RAVEN!'
(Me, First of all, too true... Some very weird shizzle... And second? Already there Vader. They had cookies... Though I'm actually a double agent, so SHHHH!)
Entry No. 56 (I skipped some, because they were all sappy and gooey about how much he luuurves his son and how proud he is and all that cute Daddy Vader stuff he denies so much. Seriously, it was soooo sappy it wasn't even funny...) 'HA! RAVEN GOT THROWN INTO ANOTHER FANDOM VERSE TODAY!'
(Me, Wait.. what? No I haven't... And that entry is dated today!)
*throws diary into secret compartment in throne, and blinks as portal opens up.* Oh... Crap on a Cracker. *sighs as I'm sucked into some random fandom verse... Thinking that there are perfectly good doors to said fandom-verses, in the corridor just outside...*
Vader: Haha! *entering room* I have managed it! FINALLY! A BREAK! I wonder where I sent her to... *scans tracking beacon and face falls* Oh... Oh... Blast me to Bermuda... Err... Just enjoy the chapter guys, and I'll get her back before she can learn too much about... *gulp* Wand-less Magic. Yep, that's right. I've sent her to Camelot. From the BBC Merlin series. Right into the bloody Tavern... Right next to Gwaine... *sighs and ties to get the portal back up and running*
North sighed as he threw the paper down on his desk.
The front page of 'The Guardian' was all about the return of a very familiar name.
The Shadow, as he had been dubbed by the entire spirit world, was someone who broke into some of the most heavily fortified places in the spirit world, simply to leave a note saying 'Mischief Managed' (and, over the last fifteen years, a tiny human spy camera, with his entire journey to this goal recorded on it, clearly designed to help them improve their security).
And he had been doing so for just under a century.
Banks, places full of famous pieces of architecture and art... Moon, even Mother Nature's outhouse, much to her amusement, had been struck.
There had been only one glimpse of this figure which someone had managed to snap with a camera, and it was blurred at best. A blur of a black shadow. Literally.
You could just make out that it was a humanoid shape, and was dressed all in black. He blended do well that, at first, people had thought it was a shadow. He, they knew it was a he, because he had told them so in one of his first notes, had been off the radar for almost five years now, but last night, he had tested himself against the grand spirit bank, which boasted the greatest security, both conventional, human and magical, and he had won.
The note, saying Mischief Managed, was found that morning on the back wall of the Innermost Vault.
With another message.
'Let's make it a one-hundred year special, eh? And a Grand Finale.
Shadow'
The message was clearer, he was going to do something big for his hundredth year anniversary, and he was also quitting the game.
Outwardly, people were pleased. Inwardly? Well, lets just say that he was an idol to half the spirit world and a menace to the rest.
North sighed as he left his study, heading for the main, huge, meeting room, having called a meeting of all the Guardians and Prominent spirits, to discuss the Shadow.
He took his seat, between Tooth and Bunny, Sandy hovering overhead and Jack lounging on one of the beams.
Around the rest of the table were arrayed a lot of spirits.
Fool, who had quite a stake in the news about the prankster/somewhat criminal, was sat between Cupid-who always came to random meetings- and the head of the largest bank. The two other bank owners were next in line, and Mother Nature, though see had not been able to come, had sent a message saying she really had no problem with someone trying to make a little fun for the Spirit World.
To be fair, North thought he was brilliant... Though he was annoyed that he had also been hit, about twenty years before and was wondering why no name turned up at the top of naughty list every time The Shadow made a move. Maybe because he never broke, damaged or stole anything?
Either way, Jack was always at the top... It was almost a running joke with them now, that Jack refused to be anything but the best... Of the worst... If that made any sense at all, which it kinda did yet didn't. Anyway, North thought, throwing aside thoughts of the naughty list and focusing on the meeting, More important things to think about...
Sandy found the whole thing with The Shadow amusing, and was actually a rather big fan, and Tooth was only mildly disapproving.
Bunny, however, wasn't happy with the Shadow and held a grudge from about half a century ago.
He had once, accidentally most spirits believed, contaminated an entire decade's worth of Bunny's special edible paints, so he had had to compromise and do much blander eggs. And he was still sore about it.
Cupid was hoping to be able to shoot the Shadow with an arrow, and snag him for herself... Or she had been, until Mother Nature had had a stern conversation with her.
And the rest of the seats were filled with spirits who owned the most important and secure places in the spirits world, and loved the guy for helping them test their security.
The keepers of the four seasons palaces, the owners of the museums of priceless art pieces and memoirs from lost human and spirit era's, the keeper of the map vault, with maps of all of the older ancient preserved places, such as Atlantis, and people who had placed ridiculous amounts of security on their dwellings solely to make themselves a target for the Shadow, in an attempt to catch sight of him. But they had all been visited prior to this, and there was only one person present who had not been visited.
The old spirit was pondering about that.
He had, arguably, the most secure place in the spirit world, and was the keeper of the oldest and most valuable set of perfect gemstones in the world. A Topaz, Aquamarine, Amethyst, Ruby, Emerald, Sapphire, and, pride of place, a Diamond, the seven most valuable gemstones, all in the centre of the most secure complex the greatest security firms could create with their combined minds, as well as some twists that the spirit, Opal, had put in place herself.
There was no doubt in anyone's mind that this was the place the Shadow had in mind, and they quickly got to talking about additional security...
Namely the Guardians, and the Yeti's and Fairies and dream-sand creatures, patrolling the place. All aside from Tooth and Jack. Tooth because she had an overload of work, and Jack because, well... Most of the other spirits were afraid he would be influenced by The Shadow.
Jack snorted as they left, and took off, promising to be there the following night to see them off, before flying to his place.
He subtly made sure he was not being watched or followed, and went to the wardrobe in his room, clicking on a specific spot on one of the panels, and watching as the back panel slid away.
He squeezed inside, and let himself fall through the space in the wall to a small room, which was hewn into the rock below, behind the store rooms on the bottom floor, and had various things hung up on the walls.
Jack opened a case, and grinned as he pulled out the black, body hugging, ninja outfit, complete with mask, arm and leg braces made from black leather, a black leather belt-really just a long piece he tied around his waist, and black, mid calf high, skin hugging, boots made with the same fabric and design as the official ninja styled shoes, which made them great for grip, and also silent. Seriously, he couldn't even hear his own footsteps in them...
He also had a pair of thin black gloves, with gripping pads on them.
It was nothing like his other outfit, the one he used for messing about with prank wars, This was a proper outfit, made for stealth and silence.
And it was one he had used for the last hundred years to create his alter ego, The Shadow.
But he could not, in good conscience, continue to be so with his responsibilities and position as a guardian, yet he refused to let his character fade into obscurity.
Time for one last run before he finally... wow, the term retired made him sound so old...
But, first things first, he had no idea Bunny was still mad about the paint accident, and it had been an accident, even if he hated him at the time, so maybe he ought to fix that...
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Bunny blinked the following morning, when he woke up to find a case of paints, but not just any paints... They were an edible kind, but with something added to make them last longer... He could start to paint the eggs about a month earlier than normal with this...
He blinked at the note.
'Long time coming. Sorry for the mishap. See you tonight... Or not.
The Shadow. '
Bunny found himself smiling, if unwillingly...
But he could swear that writing was slightly familiar...
That night, Jack and Tooth said goodbye to the other three, and Jack flew Tooth to the palace, before saying goodnight and flying off...
Right towards the Gemhouse.
He threw off his hoody, and the loose black jeans, to reveal his outfit, and tugged his boots and everything else form a bag he had stashed in a small hole in a tree a while before.
He pulled on the boots, making sure they were secure, then came the leather wrist/forearm bracers-a pre-written note wrapped securely inside-, and the leg bracers, which covered most of the bottom half of his leg, without hindering movement.
Then he stashed everything into a bag he had ready, which he threw through a portal into the monastery, having lay a couple of orbs around in case he needed to make a quick getaway.
Then came the gloves being tugged on and flexed, an exasperated sigh form the wind, ruffling his hair, before he pulled the mask on, having already rubbed some black face paint across his face and around his eyes so his pale skin wouldn't stand out, and chalk-dyed his hair black.
Then he silently ran towards the compound, having already planned his basic way inside.
He knew some of the security, having cased the place out a few years ago, but some of the additional security would make his original plan impossible, so he would have to improvise...
But he had always been fine before.
He double checked his belt, where he had a small dagger in a black sheath, so he could open doors, as well as a couple of smoke grenades, with no discernible marks on them.
He took a deep breath, meditating for a few seconds, to get better in touch with his body and more relaxed and aware, as well as to focus his other senses and readjust to using them all as much as his eyes, and shook himself loose, snapping a tiny camera to the side of his mask.
Then he leapt onto the trees that surrounded the gates to the compound.
He noticed the three cameras set up, and he threw a rock to the other side of the gate and the guards, on high alert, immediately raced towards it... Just as he had wanted them to. Then he waited for the minute second there was a blind spot with the cameras, which he had timed with throwing the rock, and leapt down, rolling into shadow. Fro their, he swiftly made his way to the security both, and plugged the cameras into a continuous loop of the 30 seconds he had before the guards got back. Enough for movement, but not enough to stir their suspicions.
Then he ran across the clearing and to the thin line of trees, swiftly clambering up one to hide in the foliage.
That was when he noticed the trip wires in the trees.
He grinned, nodding approvingly, before he began to swiftly and carefully weave his way through them, careful not to touch any of them.
He got to the edge, and immediately sank into the shadow, blending in with a couple of clumps of leaves, as Sandy flew past, several sand dogs following him and sniffing.
Thank Moon he had covered himself in a small lotion which would erase his smell for a couple of hours...
He waited for them to pass, then mentally groaned when he saw a wall of fairies in front of him...
He blinked as he realised that he was in an acorn tree and swiftly snapped one off, flicking it towards the row of trees on the other side of the drive, and quite far behind him, letting the wind carry it further, where, as he had hoped, it caught on a wire and set alarms go off in the area.
He crouched down again, as a hoard of them passed, and groaned as he realised that a few had stayed, wary for a trick.
He debated for half a second, then grabbed a thin, but really strong, black wire, from where it was wrapped around his wrist and shook it loose, and started whipping it in a circle.
He suddenly flicked and released it, grinning momentarily when it managed to catch onto the edge of the post at the far side of the circular drive between him and the complex.
He threw another acorn, momentarily distracting the other fairies, and leapt out, letting the wire carry him to the post.
He shook it loose, and swiftly wrapped it back around his wrist, crouching in the shadows of the post and the tiny bushes next to it.
Then he mentally sighed again, as dozens of yeti's appeared in the doorway, drawn by the commotion of the fairies and the alarms, and Jack frowned for a few seconds, knowing the entrance chamber to be loaded with lasers and cameras, meaning he had to get past the Yeti's, and navigate the room, quickly enough that he would only be a flicker to the cameras...
Then he grinned.
He loved Laser dodging.
He kept low and half ran, half rolled his way to the corner of the building and did an army crawl along the base of the wall and stood up once he reached the side of the steps.
He peered over, to see the Yeti's still scanning the trees and drive in front of them, and Jack grinned, backing up a little and clambering agily up the wall next to the steps, then swinging, with the beams, across the entrance, dropping down, and spinning around the corner to the small niche behind the door pillar.
All in the space of a couple of seconds.
Huh... Must be a personal best...
He knew for a fact that very few people had bet on him getting further than the laser room, and he sighed dejectedly at the lack of faith.
He crept into the entrance chamber, and clambered up one of the pillars to get a batter idea of what he was facing.
Still in shadow, even though the faint night-mode lights were on, so he was not caught by the camera, he grabbed a tin from his belt, and took a deep breath, before blowing the powder into the room, revealing the lasers properly.
He took a quick breath, memorising an planning his route inside the part of his mind he had trained for this kind of thing, before leaping form the pillar.
He did a front flip, then a cartwheel, before launching himself upwards, spiralling through the air, then coming down in a crouch, before rolling beneath another laser, front-flipping over a couple more, almost falling forwards onto another,r but managing to turn it into a roll, before stepping up and casually hopping over the last, tripwire, laser and leaping back into the shadows.
He sidled around the doorway, letting the dim light show him what he was facing next, and he almost snorted.
Guards? Really? Did they earn nothing form the time that he managed to truss up two dozen of them without them even seeing him for the minutest fraction of a second?
But he didn't have time for that.
Debating between sneaking through, and throwing n a smoke grenade, he was about to go for smoke when a radio on one of the men crackled.
"Room 2? Come in."
"Room 2 here. Any sign of him at the gate?"
"No. It's all been silent... But there have been alarms triggered in the trees on the drive, though the fairies have told us it is from acorns..."
"Acorns!? They wouldn't be falling! Damn it, ALL POSITIONS! HE HAS BREACHED THE PERIMITER! I REPEAT, HE IS IN THE GROUNDS!"
Jack shrugged to himself.
Make the decision for him why didn't they?
Not wanting to reveal where exactly he was now that they were all on alert, he opted for the sneak attack.
He scanned the schematics inside his head, which he had crept and found in the map vault, and looked up to where there was, sure enough, a huge pipe.
He clambered up the pillar, on the laser room side of the door, and snaked his arm through, where the shadows were, to get a firm grip on the other side of the door arch, and flexed his muscles before he swung himself through and up into the corner, using the beams in the room as monkey bars, before swinging himself behind the pipe.
He peered over the edge, to see everyone still focused on the doorway, and mentally sighed in relief as he realised that they were still riveted on the guy with the radio, and crept along the pipe, slowly, but silently.
When he reached the far side of the room, he used the beams by the doors to swing his way down and peer into the next room.
Great... More Yeti's... Who were more sensitive to movement.
He knew, from his casing the place, that the next room along had a small door hidden in the corner, that most people didn't know about, which led up to a small store room, which, in turn, came out above the room with the gems in it.
He decided to hell with it, and threw a smoke grenade, letting the gas start to go off before he used the beams across the ceiling to swing and flip himself to the far side of the room.
He dropped down, running through and leaving the Chaos behind him, before leaping into the shadows and running, in a crouch to avoid any cameras, to the door, hidden in a niche behind a pillar and a huge display of a suit of armour, and slipped inside, running up the stairs.
He raced through the store room and used his knife to dislodge nails and pull back up floor boards, as quietly as he could.
Then he lowered himself down into the gap between the floor of that room and the ceiling of the room where the gems were stored, pulling the boards back, loosely, above him.
Then he waited, until any noise he might have made could be dismissed, before slowly and quietly inching the ceiling tile, in the corner of the room, up and poking his head down to see what the security was like.
Then he blinked, shaking his head in admiration.
The place where the gems were meant to be, in the centre, was indeed where they were, but not the real ones. The ones in the centre were fake, but if he had entered through the door, they lighting would have made them look real.
As it was, he was currently popping his head down right behind Bunny and North, who were guarding a smalls chest, in the corner of the room... Right below him.
He grinned, and quietly unsheathed his knife.
Okay, the ceiling there was completely in shadow, so the missing tile would not be noticed if they glanced up.. and there was a small gap behind the table the chest was placed on.
Perfect...
He waited till he was sure the other two were focused on the door and the Chaos behind it, and let himself drop down, his boots landing silently on the floor behind the chest, and he slid down, holding his breath as he made sure Bunny had not heard.
He breathed a mental sigh of relief, before, still holding his breath so that the sound of the breathing would not give him away, was about to pick the lock on the chest, when he noticed something strange about the table it was stood on.
He grinned as he spotted the loose flap of fabric at the bottom, and gave them another approving nod.
So, the ones inside the chest were fake too?
Impressive.
He changed his plan, and used his dagger to slowly, and silently, peel the loose back form the cupboard/table the chest was on, conscious every second that a Pooka with ridiculously good hearing was not ten feet form him, and slowly pulled it back, grinning at the sight of the gems inside.
He took the note from his wrist brace, and slipped it inside.
Then he decided what the hell, and took out another note, that he always carried in the case of decoys, and used a dab f glue to glue it to the chest, with the words, 'Nice Try... ' on it, before he flexed his fingers, and leapt back up, onto the chest, relieved when the boots made no noise as they landed, and he flipped towards another table, a few feet away, ducking down behind it, as Bunny turned, hearing something.
And subsequently noticing the note.
"NORTH! HE'S BEEN HERE!"
North span, and they both blinked as they realised that a tile was missing.
Before subsequently pressing a switch and creating an alarm and a lock down.
Jack cursed.
All the door locked and bolted, all lighting and alarms going off... No way he could get out the way he came back in or the way he was planning to...
Damn it... He had a spare orb secured in his belt, but he couldn't use it without showing who he was, and he couldn't show who he was.
Great...
He flexed his shoulder and let his battle and stealth reflexes and instincts take over.
Then he spotted another door in the far corner of the room. Storage room, he recalled form the schematics...
"Wind..." His voice was the quietest whisper he could manage. "Distract them... I need to get over there..."
A tiny breeze of acknowledgement, and suddenly a small table was knocked over on the far side of the room, the opposite side to where he was headed. North and Bunny ran over, and Jack, keeping to the shadows, ran to the far door, sliding inside the room.
Then, taking down a ceiling tile, he clambered up inside and crawled through, dropping down in the security desk just outside the room.
Ironic right?
From their, he hit the override switch, and flicked off the lights in the room and the complex, by rewiring a few wires and connectors with the aid of a little photographic memory image of a similar design from his own home. It never failed to surprise him how well human technology and magical aspects combined together...
Now to get out of there.
Because it only counted if he got out without being seen...
Though, with the place still on lock-down, and him not wanting to risk the few minutes it would take him to override it... But then decided what the hell and did it anyway.
Just for Paranoia's sake...
Turns out Madame Paranoia was a big fan of The Shadow... Now why would that be?
Then he groaned as several dozen spirits and yeti's began to pour into the room, and turned off the camera-let his escape remain a mystery- before he quickly leapt up into the gap above the ceiling again, not wanting the light from the portal he was going to open to draw attention.
"Outside the complex..." he whispered to it, rolling it, and fell through the tiny portal into... The driveway. Great.
He leapt behind the post he had been behind before, and decided to take the long way back.
Namely keeping to the shadows on the grass and reaching the wall without tripping on the trip alarm wires that had been strung everywhere.
He reached the wall without a problem, and hopped onto it, waited till a camera was about to land on him, then let himself become a flicker in the recording -as he always had since the cameras had been invented- as he leapt into the trees.
He quickly made his way to where he had stashed the orbs, picking them up as he went, and ran a bit further from the complex, before using one to get back to the Monastery.
Then he quickly had down to the small room, packed everything away properly, and emerged as Jack Frost.
Then, because he was Jack Frost, he decided to go say hello to his fellow guardians, who were trying to catch themselves a Shadow.
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He had almost felt sorry for the shocked spirits, who couldn't figure out how their quarry had slipped through his fingers.
So Jack decided to try and cheer them up.
"Ah well, look on the bright side! This was his last run, right? You wont have to bother any more."
But, funnily enough, they just responded that their bi-decadely chases of The Shadow were the things they always looked forward to.
He was definitely surprised that pretty much every spirit had the same opinion, and even Sandy looked gloomy that it was all over. North looked downright miserable that he wouldn't have the chance to try and catch him again, and Bunny, well, he was just looking at Jack funny.
And was also kinda sad about the whole thing. He'd had quite a bit of fun planning that night...
Yeah, everyone seemed to be having fun where The Shadow was involved...
Jack seriously hoped no-one made that particular connection...
Of course, they were all groaning when they realised that their decoys had not worked, but were also grudgingly impressed, and not really that surprised.
Back at the Pole, the following morning, everyone who had been at the meeting and who had been there the night before were sat watching the video on the camera that had been left on North's desk-though they had no idea how it got there- and whooping and groaning as hey realised how The Shadow had got through last night.
Then, as they watched the leaping through the lasers, followed by the silent way he managed to make his way into the actual structure of the building, Bunny cocked his head slightly, asking for a rewind of the laser bit.
Where he recognised a very unique combination of styles and moves.
When, combined with how much fun everyone had with the guy and the fact that The Shadow appeared to be a ninja, left only one conclusion really.
And it prompted Bunny to shake his head, before head-butting the door-frame, and crossing his arms, beckoning to a very 'Oh Damn it all to MiM and back...' Jack to follow him.
Jack walked into the study, sheepishly, a few seconds after Bunny, who had his arms crossed and was tapping his foot.
"There were some very impressive moves in the laser room..."
"Uhuh..."
"Only ever seen one other person do them before..."
"Hmm... What a coincidence..."
"Too right... But I guess we'll never see them again, seeing as The Shadow has decided to quit and all..."
Jack raised an eyebrow, a smile starting to form.
"Shame isn't it... But I guess he has better things to be getting on with."
"Mhm..."
Bunny managed to keep up the stern expression for a full three more seconds before it devolved into a grin.
"Bloody show off. Smoke grenades?"
"What can I say? Dramatic streak... And lots of yeti's. An awful lot of yeti's..."
"Ah, understandable. But how the hell did you get out of there?"
"Trick of the trade-"
"Don't make me march in there and tell everyone that-"
"Aww, you won't do that."
"Oh no?"
"Nope. I'm too lovable."
Jack shot him a wide, innocent grin, and Bunny grumbled under his breath about conniving icicles with devil eyes, causing Jack to sigh and grin.
"Aww, is the ickle Bunnywunny annoyed at the-
"Ickle Bunnywunny!? I'll give you ickle bunnywunny you- GET BACK HERE FROSTBITE!"
_
Everyone back in the room blinked as they heard the sounds of crashing and the sharing of insults, before North rolled his eyes, Tooth sighed, and Sandy face-palmed, before turning back to watch, leaving the other spirits to wonder how common an occurrence it was to have Bunnymund and Jack trying to kill each other.
CRASH!
The other guardians didn't even blink.
Huh... A very common occurrence apparently.
Me: *blinks as I get to my feet, nodding to everyone who simply shake their heads, as if me crushing one of them at random intervals isn't strange in the slightest... Though, in fairness, it isn't...* Hey everyone... Oh! Hi Gavin! Huh... So the ass sent me to Camelot. Oops! Sorry Gwaine... *helps him up from where I landed on him*
Gwaine: Raven! Long time no see! What ya doin here?
Me: Vader threw me in a portal.
Gwaine: Ah... Oh, Merlin has been hoping you'll stop by. He has a new spell that he wants to show you. And Arthur wans to kno just what it was you released into his chambers the last time. It's still nesting in the wardrobe and everyone is too terrified to go near it. Well, everyone aside form Merlin, who just laughs. It's real creepy Rave.
Me: Ah... I'll sort that before I leave. Where's Merlin?
Gwaine: His Bat-cave most likely. Or annoying Arthur.
Me: *face palm* Quit messing with the inter-fandoms thing Gwaine... Ya done here? *ignores the longing look he shoots at the tankard of Ale, throws some gold down on the bar and drags him out by his sleeve* Sooo... Tell me everything I've missed!
_
Vader: *sighs as he grabs another screwdriver, this one sonic and from the Doctor's hand*
Doctor: Hey!
Vader: *ignores him* I've doomed us all... She's in Camelot, with Gwaine, Arthur and Merlin!
Doctor: … Damn it. I'll go get the apples. You know she is influenced by Gwaine's addiction to the things whenever she come back from there.
Vader: APPLES!? THAT IS YOUR GREAT PLAN!?
Doctor: Hey, I'm not the one who tossed her through. If I were you, I wouldn't be fixing it-she'll find her way back when she feels like it- I'd be running to the farthest corners of the darkest universe and digging a hole and hiding in it for the rest of eternity.
Vader: *freezes... blinks...* Oh Force... IM A DIS-VIRTUALLED JEDI WALKING...
Doctor: Nah, she values you too much to get rid of you... But you're definitely in for some pain and humiliation...
Vader: *drops everything and pulls out a bag of Maltesers...* Yo, doc? Got a cigar?
Doctor: *eye roll* I'm going to get apples. Maybe it'll appease her slightly... *hops into the Tardis and vanishes*
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Me: *training with Merlin and the knights, whilst slyly watching a topless Arthur sparring with Gwaine* (What!? Don't judge! Ladies, tell me you wouldn't do the same!? Exactly...)
Merlin: So... How dead is Vader?
Me: *evil smirk*
Knights: *back away with innocent whistles and sidle to hide behind Arthur*
Me: Ohhh... Let's just say I'm grateful for you teaching me those spells...
Merlin: *gasps* You wouldn't...? He'd never be able to show his face in he Star Wars Universe ever again...
Me: *Still smirking* Oh, not just that one... I'm going to film it and hack into every fandom-verses interstellar news coms I can, and it will be broadcast live over every single TV, Holoscreen, Hologram, conversation mirror-so you guys can see it- water holo-image screens, and I'm even going to hack into the Tardis so the Doctor can see it. And show everybody. And I can't forget Po and Shifu's I-pads. And not to forget the Millenium Falcon so that Vader can never insult Han again without Han having perfect come back material.
Everyone n the field: *takes a step back*
Merlin: Woah... You don't do things by half measures do you... I ever told you I'm glad we're not enemies?
Me: No, but it's sweet of you to say. Gwaine! You got an apple?
Gwaine: *throws one to me*
Me: *munching on it* Hmm... I should probably head back...
Gwaine: *takes top off to continue sparring*
Me: Or I could wait...
Hacker44-Thanks :D I'm glad you enjoyed! And I will definitely be putting another friendship one in with Lily and Shady and stuff, because I don't have many more chapters to go now and I want to put them in again :D And I will have a couple more skills chapters, where Jack shows them something new :D Hope you enjoyed this chapter!
Ice Cream- Cming right up Buddy! It will probably be in another small drabble chapter, and a section will be on that, or it will be somewhere in a different chapter to start it off or something :D
MEC- Haha, I've already made mine, Lol :D But I don't think I'll have another prank war, as I am only planning to go to 60 chapters. I'll see what I can do though! And yep, Hero!Jack. Yet another side to him, Lol :D
Sandy would be an awesome name for cat... Lol :D
And hmm... The Yoda thing... My mind is just completely crazy. And as for the diary thing, I can't post it on the fic, as it's really long... Do you have an e-mail? Or a deviantart account? Or I could post it on my Profile for a day so you can read it? Just let me know :D
M- Yes. Yes he did. Because I could, Lol :D And yeah, I don't like spiders either
Vader: Understatement... she has really bad arachnophobia-
Me: Shut up Vader... Evil Authoress who had awesome powers and isn't supposed to be afraid of spiders talking here?
Vader: *smug grin and leaves*
Me: *face-palm*But yes, I don't really like spiders, but it as he only film I could think of that fit with my idea *shrugs* Anyway, I'm gad you enjoyed!
RobynSmith- Haha, glad you enjoyed them :D And thanks :D I wanted t add another side to Jack and Obvious-Hero!Jack seemed like a good one to go with :D And really? *le gasp* THE DREADED DICTIONARY! Thesaurus' are handy little blighters though :D
But lollipops are evil? Really? *blinks and looks around* *gulps* I LIVE IN A HOUSE WITH FIVE VERY YOUNG SIBLINGS WHO LOVE LOLLIPOPS! IM DOOMED! Lol :D
Hope you enjoyed this chapter!