"Introduce yourselves." Madara said. All three genin in front of him tilted their heads in confusion. Sakura shyly held up a hand.
"Ano... How are we supposed to do introduce ourselves?" Madara rolled his eyes.
"Likes, dislikes, who you love, who you hate, who you want to have sex with, you know, the usual greetings." Madara chuckled at the blushes on all three genin's faces.
"Alright! Madara's descendant first!" Hashirama said, pointing at Sasuke.
"...I am Uchiha Sasuke. I don't particularly like anything, and I hate a lot of things. I don't love anyone, and I hate my brother." Madara raised a brow.
"You didn't finish." Sasuke blushed and glared.
"...I don't exactly wish to have sexual interactions with a girl." Hashirama smirked, as did Madara.
"So you wish to have some with another boy?" Hashirama asked smugly. Sasuke blushed more.
"NO! NEVER!" Sasuke shouted in denial. Tobirama, who had been standing off to the side in silence, sighed, and decided to end Sasuke's torment for the day.
"Continuing on. Pinkie, it's your turn." Sakura nodded. Sasuke sagged in relief, burying his still red face in his arms.
"I'm Haruno Sakura... I like..." She looked towards Sasuke and blushed. "I dislike loud blondes!" Naruto frowned at that. "I love..." Another look towards Sasuke, coupled with a blush. "I hate Naruto! And Ino!" Sakura shouted, and Naruto pouted at her. "I want to... uh.." She blushed dark red. "...have... uh, sex with... uh... Sas..." And Sakura blushed even more, fainting from all the blood rushing to her head. The two previous Hokage and Madara blinked.
"O...kay. Naruto, you're up." Naruto nodded.
"I am Uzumaki Naruto! I like ramen and playing pranks! I dislike... uh... the three minutes you have to wait for your instant ramen to finish! I love..." He blushed, and sneaked a glance at Sakura. "I don't particularly hate anyone." Naruto blushed more. "...and I don't want TO HAVE SEX YET!" He shouted, quite loudly. Tobirama covered the blond's mouth.
"That's good for you, but you don't have to shout it out for everyone to hear." Naruto nodded, and Tobirama removed his hand. A puff of smoke appeared in front of them. A grey haired man raised his hand in a slight wave.
"Yo, sorry I'm late."