After their extremely embarrassing introductions, and Kakashi being late, everyone went home. Sasuke was still blushing a little, as he walked through his home's doorway. Before he could close the door, a crow swooped down and slammed into his forehead.
"OW! Damn birds..." The crow huffed, landed on Sasuke's couch, and held out his leg.
"Caw." Sasuke glared at the bird.
"That had better be an important letter you have, otherwise you're dinner." Sasuke mumbled, as he unfolded the piece of paper he took from the crow. "Oh, that bastard responded."
Dear Otouto,
This is Itachi. I was surprised you had messaged me. I don't exactly know what I would do if I was in your position. I suppose I would ask if he really was who he said he you had already done that and it turns out he is who he says he is... well, I don't know. Figure it out yourself.
Itachi
PS. Ask Madara why he is there in the first place, and send me his response in another message. Also, poke yourself on the forehead for me.
"Tch. I messaged him to get help, but all he does is tell me to figure it out myself. Bastard... where's a pen..." Sasuke muttered to himself for a few more seconds, penning out half of his response, before straightening. "Where is Madara, anyways?"
Half way across Konoha...
"You see Naruto, that man there and that entertainer there-" Madara said, pointing at two people in the adjacent alley from their spot on the roof. "-are about to preform sex. Now, watch closely." Madara smirked, his arm around Naruto so to prevent the pre-teen from running.
"Madara-oji, why am I... OH GOD! WHY ARE YOU SHOWING ME THIS!" Naruto screamed, covered his eyes, and fell off the roof.
"Oh come on, Naruto. It's not that bad. It's all natural. Someday you will be doing that."
"NEVER!"