"Now Naruto-kun, I'm sure your sensei is not going to kill us." Madara said, patting Naruto on the head. Naruto huffed and crossed his arms. Hashirama had turned to say something, when Kakashi came barrelling out of the trees. Hashirama looked towards the livid man, before sighing.

"Famous last words, Madara." Madara rolled his eyes.

"What's he going to do to me? I have the bloody Sharingan." Kakashi lifted his headband from his covered eye, and started making hand signs. "Now, that right there is cheating. Let me return the favour." Madara stated, activating his Sharingan. The sound of crackling lightning and, oddly, thousands of birds, filled the air. The three men and one Genin took a look at Kakashi's hand, which was covered in lightning.

"...Naruto, perhaps we should sit this fight out." Tobirama said, ushering the frightened blond off the battlefield. As soon as they were off the field, Kakashi sped towards the two remaining men, disappearing from view a few feet from their faces.

"LIGHTNING BLADE!" A hand appeared through Madara's chest, making said Uchiha sigh.

"Seriously? Was that supposed to kill me?" Kakashi glared, and pulled his hand out.

"...yes." Hashirama coughed, covering up his laugh. He had decided to sit off to the side, and let Madara battle it out with the Copy-Nin. Kakashi turned his glare to Hashirama, and jumped back from the, now smirking sadistically, Madara.

"That sad excuse of a move was supposed to be an assassination technique!" He chuckled, and started pouring chakra to his eyes. "I'll show you an assassination technique!" His Sharingan morphed into his Eternal Mangekyou. His chakra started forming a blue rib cage around his entire body. "Susano'o!" The rib cage around him started to become more humanoid looking. Kakashi stared and stepped back further. Hashirama cursed.

"Goddammit Madara! Knock it off! That's going to far! " Hashirama made a single hand seal. "Wood Style! Wood Dragon Jutsu!" A dragon made of wood appeared, and circled around Madara. It latched onto Madara, and tightened around him to hold him in place.

"Hashirama! Let me go! I will teach this fool about disrespecting an Uchiha!" Madara glared and tried to remove himself from Hashirama's dragon.

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!" Madara stopped struggling, and turned to see who had interrupted him. His Susano'o slowly died and he smirked. Hiruzen stood at the edge of the training grounds they were in, a very angry look on his face.

"Nothing is going on. Nothing at all..." He gave Kakashi an 'Once I'm out of this dragon I'm gonna kill you, resurrect you, then kill you again' look. Kakashi jumped, and ran to the Hokage.

"Hokage-sama! Save me! Please, for the love of god, let me off this team!" Kakashi hid behind the now sighing Hiruzen. Hiruzen looked around.

"...where's Tobirama-sensei and Naruto-kun?"

"...and then I was like, POW BITCH! Eat my shadow clones! And Madara-jii was screaming like a girl, but I think that was really because Hashirama-ojii was shouting in his ear to run, and that Hashirama-ojii was pulling on his, and I quote, 'thick luscious locks of beautiful hair'." Naruto blabbed on about his graduation test to Teuchi, who was nodding and listening raptly to Naruto's story. Naruto and Tobirama had decided to blow off training, and sat in Ichiraku's ramen stand for breakfast. Tobirama just took another bite of his ramen and smiled slightly.

"It's true, Teuchi-san. I was there." Teuchi shook his head.

"I still can't believe Naruto had stolen the forbidden scroll, learned two whole techniques from it, summoned three very powerful ninja, and then proceeded to beat the hell out of two of them." The ramen maker grinned. "Ayame! Another bowl for Tobirama-sama, and four more for Naruto!"