AN: you're not seeing things... I'm alive, xD.


"You have to see this."

"Can I finish eating?"

"NO! It has to be NOW!"

"But, Hermione, my sandwich…"

"You have to see this."

"But my sandwich… I need my sandwich."

"Alright, alright. Bring it. Just hurry, and shut up."

"Lovely as always."

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"Is he doing what I think he's doing?"

"Yep."

"I can't believe it."

"Believe it."

"BUGGER."

"Shhh!"

"Hey! I'm in a state of shock. I just saw my brother tenderly put a blanket on Crookshanks, I'm pregnant and… I just drop a bit of sauce off my sandwich."

"GINNY, MY CARPET!"

"Shhh!"