Madara glared, and tried to get Naruto off of him. The blond was still crying on him, and had been doing so for the past ten minutes. Hashirama, seeing Madara's slowly rotating Sharingan, pulled Naruto off of Madara.
"Naruto-kun, please, stop harassing Madara. He has gotten plenty of hugs in his life, enough to keep him living. If it makes you feel any better, you may hug him once a day. Once." He stressed the once. Naruto nodded.
"Alright Hashirama-jii. Only once!" He grinned slightly, and walked back to Sakura and Sasuke. Kakashi, who was standing (and definitely not hiding!) behind Tobirama, sighed. He thought his torture tactic would have worked better than that. He was brought out of his musing by Tobirama saying,
"Madara, put that kunai away. No murdering Kakashi. He is team leader, remember? If you kill him, we'll have to return to Konoha, and you won't be able to kill that guy in the parachute pants." Kakashi sighed again.
"That guy's name is Zabuza."
"Yeah, yeah, whatever." Tobirama muttered, before glaring at Madara, who still hadn't put his kunai away. "Madara, what did I say?" Madara huffed.
"Yes mom." He mumbled sarcastically, hiding his kunai into the folds of his clothing. And with that, they continued on their way to Tazuna's house.
Sadly, though, Tazuna had a rather angry and depressed grandson. So, when the group wandered into Tazuna's house, said angry and depressed grandson took it upon himself to act like a much more asshole-ish Sasuke and insult the group.
"Who do you all think you are! You're go-" Before the kid could continue, Madara intervened.
"I do believe that I am Uchiha Madara. Who the hell are you?" Hashirama smacked him on the shoulder.
"Madara! You do not talk to children that way!" Madara glared.
"Hey, that's how I raised my kids!" Hashirama glared back.
"And look at how your clan turned out!" He pointed to Sasuke. "They all became so obsessed with power and revenge that they planned a coup and one of them killed all of them and left one emo and asshole-ish kid alive!" Sasuke blinked, confused. He then said,
"Wait, what was that?"