Title: Chapter Thirty-four: Means to be Extreme

Author: TatsuyaGoldWolf123

Rating: T

Disclaimer:I do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn or Fairy Tail. Neither do I own any characters, ideas, nor places and events associated with them.

A/N: Hey guys another chapter is here, sorry for it being short, the college life is tough. So anyways enjoy this chapter and review of course, Caoi.

-Magnolia: Fairy Tail-

We see Tsuna, Gokudera, Enma, Gray, and Lucy as they looked bad and it was noticeable that they had ear plugs on. "TO THE EXTREME!" shouted Ryohei.

"BE A REAL MAN!" shouted Elfman.

"Man those two are noisy" said Lucy.

"What?" asked Gray as he turned to Lucy.

"I said they're noisy!" shouted Lucy as she turned to Gray.

"Oh, yeah I agree" said Gray then they both faced forward.

"I can't believe that this is happening after our trip in Akane Resort" said Tsuna.

"Yeah, and it's a good thing that my sun burns got healed quick" said Enma as the shouts from the two 'Men'

"I guess they missed each other" said Tsuna.

"Speaking of the Akane Resort, Juudaime we need to discuss about that Mad Clown guy" said Gokudera as he turned to Tsuna. "The fact that he was specifically hunting us is a little fishy, and another thing that's weird is that it was obvious that he used flames before he got consumed by that girl's spirit's attack, I think we should investigate his background and find out more about that dark guild he was in, Chaos Exodus" he said then Tsuna turned to Gokudera.

"Um, Gokudera-kun I kind of can't hear anything with these things on" said Tsuna showing his earplugs.

"Ahh, gomen Juudaime I'll explain it to you later" said Gokudera as he and Tsuna then turned to face the shouting duo.

Meanwhile back with Ryohei and Elfman-

We see the two as they were shouting to the heavens, but then they faced each other. "So was it that extreme Ryohei?" asked Elfman.

"Yeah that clown guy was strong, it was like my moves weren't able to hit him!" shouted Ryohei.

"Are you getting weak my friend?" asked Elfman.

"Grrr, when you get weak you need to train!" shouted Ryohei as he shouted to the heavens, then he turned to Elfman. "Elfman would you go and train with me!?" he said.

"Of course, that's how a real man acts" said Elfman.

"Let's go!" said Ryohei as he and Elfman ran off to the entrance and went off.

Meanwhile back with Tsuna and the rest-

We see Tsuna and the others. "Ah, finally they're gone" said Tsuna as he and the rest pulled out they're ear plugs.

"So have those two left?" said MIrajane in the background.

"Huh?" said Tsuna as he and the others turned to see Mirajane and Lisanna walking to them. "Mira-san, Lisanna-san" he said

"Yo Tsuna" said Lisanna as she waved hi to Tsuna. "So where's Elf-nii" she said.

"Oh yeah, Elfman-san and Onii-san went off somewhere, something about training" said Tsuna.

"Well he left his pet here" said Mirajane as we see Kangaryuu beside here.

"What!?" shouted Tsuna as he looked worried.

"Man and I told that guy to bring his box animal at all times, that guy annoys me, who knows what can happen" said Gokudera as he faced palmed.

"Is that so, I hope nothing bad happens to them" said Lisanna.

"Yes, due to the climate change and all the beasts from everywhere have been going rampant it might be too dangerous to be going outside now" said Mirajane.

"Yeah but we're talking about those two, I would feel sorry for anything that fights them" said Tsuna as he turned to Gokudera.

"Y-Yeah" said Gokudera as he turned to Tsuna.

"Hehe, you might be right, we don't need to worry too much about them they're strong" said Mirajane as she laughed a little. "Huh?" she said as she saw Tsuna, Gokudera, and Enma staring at her. "What's wrong?" asked Mirajane.

"We-ll …" said Tsuna.

"We still haven't fully accepted the fact" said Gokudera.

"You were … with Erza-san and all" said Enma.

"And the demon thing" said Tsuna.

"Oh come on it's not that shocking" said Mirajane as she smiled.

"Yes it is!" shouted the three.

"'Sigh' This won't end well" said Tsuna as he slouched back. From the side of him we see Gokudera pulled out his wallet and checked its contents.

"Geh" said Gokudera as he looked shocked then he turned to Tsuna. "Ju-Judaime" he said as he reached out to Tsuna.

"Huh? What is it Gokudera-kun?" said Tsuna as he turned to Gokudera.

"Were out of money" said Gokudera.

"What!?" shouted Tsuna as he looked shocked.

Meanwhile back with Ryohei and Elfman-

-Magnolia-

We see the two at the center of the streets. "Let the training begin!" shouted Ryohei.

"Ikuzo!" shouted Elfman.

"EXTREME … Jogging!" shouted Ryohei as we see the two jogging like hell.

"Man!" said Elfman as we see him jogging with Ryohei. We then see.

"Extreme pushups!" shouted Ryohei as we see the two doing push up with big boulders on they're backs.

"More more more!" shouted Elfman as he did the pushups with Ryohei. We then see.

"Extreme pull-ups!" shouted Ryohei doing pull-ups with Elfman on a tree.

"This is still nothing!" shouted Elfman as he did pull-ups. We then see.

"Extreme weight lifting" shouted Ryohei as we see him lifting weights.

"Be a real man!" shouted Elfman as he lifted weights too. We then see that they're training is done.

"Hah, that was a good workout" said Ryohei as he had a towel over his shoulder and so did Elfman.

"Yeah, and it's only an hour past noon" said Elfman as he turned to Ryohei.

"Let's go back to the guild" said Ryohei as he turned to Elfman.

"Lets" said Ryohei as the two walked away, we also see the people around looking at two.

"Those guys … are monsters" said a lady.

"They're Fairy Tails after all" said a man.

Meanwhile back with Ryohei and Elfman-

We see Elfman and Ryohei as they were walking back to the guild. But then a round fruit came rolling by them. "Huh?" said the two as they viewed the rolling fruit.

"What was that?" said Ryohei.

"Oh dear, I've dropped my fruits" said a old lady in the background.

"Huh?" said the two as they turned around and saw a old lady on the ground as she was picking up fallen fruits.

"Would anyone please help an old lady in need" said the old lady as she tried to pick up the rest of the fruits.

"Oh I'll help" said Ryohei as he ran towards the old lady.

"A-and I'll get the fruit that passed us" said Elfman as he ran the other direction where the other fruit went off.

Meanwhile with the old lady-

We see her as she tried to pick up the rest of the fruits. "My my, my bones aren't as youthful as they used to" said the lady as she picked up the fruits and placed it in the paper bag next to her. Then we see Ryohei coming in and picked up the rest of the apples.

"Don't worry ma'am I'll help" said Ryohei as he picked up fruits.

"Why thank you young lad" said the old lady as she faced Ryohei.

"No problem" said Ryohei as he faced the old lady and smiled, then the two stood up as Ryohei. "And here's the last one" he said as he added the last pieces of fruit to the bag

"You're so kind" said the old lady.

"Don't mention it" said Ryohei.

"Hah, don't forget about this" said Elfman as he came by and added the last fruit to the pile.

"Oh thank you kind boys, how can I repay you" said the old lady.

"You don't need too" said Ryohei.

"It's all in a day's work" said Elfman.

"Well, see ya" said Ryohei as we see the two walking off. We see the old lady as she was smiling for the two.

Meanwhile back with Ryohei and Elfman-

We see the two as they were walking off, then a thud sound was heard. "What?" said the two as they turned around and saw the old lady on the ground.

"Oba-san! (means many things that involve a older woman but now it Grandma or Old Lady
)" shouted Ryohei as he and Elfman were shocked and started to run towards the old lady.

"Shit" said Elfman as he was running. Then we see them by the old lady's side helping her to sit up straight.

"I hate to trouble you lads" said the old lady.

"You don't have to worry" said Ryohei.

"My frail body isn't going to last long, and I have to be Hargeon so that I can go on a trip with my grandson" said the old lady.

"What should we do Ryohei" asked Elfman as he faced Ryohei.

"Hmmmmm" said Ryohei as he was thinking, this isn't good.

Sometime later-

-Train-

We see the train as it sped through the tracks across a rocky terrain. We then come inside the train as we see Ryohei smiling. "Hehe" said Ryohei as he smiled.

"Nice idea Ryohei" said Elfman as we saw him and the old lady at the seat in front of Ryohei's.

"Yeah" said Ryohei, then he turned to the old lady. "Don't worry we'll personally bring you to your grandson" he said

"I'm really touched" said the old lady.

"Hehe" said the two as they smiled, then Elfman looked towards the window as he saw the rocks, trees and even animals being passed.

"Were halfway there so it won't take long, I just hope nothing happens" said Elfman then there were static noises coming from the speakers. All the passengers were listening on the announcement.

"Sorry minna-san but due to some track difficulties we will be going back to Magnolia, I repeat were not going to Hargeon, were going back to Magnolia" said the announcer, every one was shocked and complained but Elfman and Ryohei should be the real ones that should complain as they looked shocked.

"No way!" shouted the two of them.

"It's your fault! You jinxed it to the extreme!" shouted Ryohei as he stood up and pointed at Elfman.

"How is it my fault?! A real man doesn't go giving false accusations" shouted Elfman as he stood up too.

"Aww, it seems that I can't go with my grandson" said the old lady.

"Don't worry Ma'am" said Ryohei, and then the old lady turned to see Ryohei pulling down his shirt collar to show off his yellow Fairy Tail symbol.

"Were members of Fairy Tail" said Elfman as he showed off his guild symbol on his neck.

Looks Ryohei and Elfman are in a jam? Will this escort mission go well? Will Tsuna, Gokudera, and Enma stop being afraid of Mirajane? Tune in and find out.

Chapter Thirty-four End