Hashirama stumbled out of one of Tazuna's guest bedrooms later that day, only to sense that no one else was there. Well, he could sense that Naruto was still passed out in the living room, but he couldn't sense Madara or Kakashi or his brother or either of the two other Genin. He frowned, and started on his way into the kitchen. The front door being smashed in made him turn. Two thugs with swords stood in the doorway. Hashirama rubbed his temples. The two thugs started ranting about kidnapping Tazuna's daughter, causing Hashirama to have a headache.

"Please, you two stupid thugs, shut the hell up." Hashirama growled. "I have a headache." The thugs, without even turning to see who he was, said,

"How about no, now go die you son of a-" They turned, and froze mid speech. Hashirama had to admit that he must look pretty intimidating. Hair not brushed, eyes set in a venomous glare, and killing intent leaking all over the place. "Y-Y-Y-You! The First Hokage, S-Senju Hashirama!?" Hashirama rolled his eyes.

"No, I'm Uchiha Madara. Who the hell do you think I am?" Naruto chose that moment to sleepily walk into the living room.

"Hashirama-jii-san, why're you making so much noise so early in the morning?" Hashirama looked to the clock.

"Naruto-kun, it's three in the afternoon." Naruto made a confused face, not even noticing the two shaking thugs in the destroyed doorway. One of them whimpered, bringing Hashirama's attention back to them. He sighed. "Oh yes, I forgot about you." Naruto looked to the thugs, then to Hashirama, before walking into the kitchen. He honestly looked as though he couldn't care. One of the thugs raised his hands in surrender.

"P-Please, spare us!" Hashirama glared.

"Why?"

"We didn't know you would be here!" The former Hokage raised a brow.

"I'm pretty sure that creepy Zabuza or whatever his name was had battled us himself. How is he, anyways?" The thugs looked to each other.

"G-Good?" Hashirama smiled slightly.

"Ah, that's nice. Now..." His smile turned feral. "You son of a bitches made my headache worse. Let me tell you now, I do not like headaches all that much." The thugs started crying as he stalked towards them.

"P-Please, we didn't mean to!" Hashirama just continued.

"Goodbye gentlemen."

Hashirama smiled contently as he walked into the kitchen fifteen minutes later. Naruto looked up from the cup of instant ramen he was eating.

"Hey Hashirama-jii-san. Where are those two men?" Hashirama just patted the blond on the head, and snatched one of the many other full instant ramen cups on the table.

"They went home. They were just travelling salesmen." Naruto nodded. Hashirama looked towards Tazuna's daughter. "You, maiden, where are the others?"

"They went to the bridge, to battle the..." She grabbed a piece of paper from behind her. "...the creepy cow-print parachute pants ninja man guy dude." Hashirama nodded.

"Well, Naruto-kun, hurry up with your meal. They should be almost done by the time we get there."