Naruto stared up at the doors to the Academy. Was it just him, or were they somehow larger than what he remembers? He shrugged and turned to his entourage. His entourage consisting of his team, Madara, Hashirama, and Tobirama.

"So... wanna go in?" He asked, and he got a few nods in return. He grinned and they all started in.


After bypassing a rather stupidly placed genjutsu, they all stood in front of the proper exam room. Kakashi appeared in front of them with a happy smile.

"Good to see you all here. Now, Naruto, remember to try your damnedest to pass. Or else I'll have to kill you." He smiled wider, and disappeared. Naruto shivered, nodded his head vigourously, and threw open the doors. He grinned into the room.

"Yosh! Let's do this guys!" Tobirama looked around the room at all the Genin inside. He smirked.

"It's good to see my exam idea has come to fruition." Naruto blinked.

"What does fruition mean?" Naruto asked loudly, ignoring all the stares he got. Madara sighed, and slapped the blond on the back of his head.

"It doesn't mean anything important. Now, let's find a spot to sit." Everyone nodded, and made their way over to an empty desk.


It was not even ten minutes later that Sasuke was tackled to the ground by a purple wearing blonde.

"Sasuke-kun! I missed you!" The blonde squealed, hugging the now glaring Sasuke tighter.

"Hey! Ino-pig! Let go of my Sasuke-kun!" Sakura shouted, pointing dramatically at Ino, who just stuck her tongue out.

"No!" The two girls glared each other down. Madara muttered under his breath about fangirls. The rest of Ino's team strode up.

"You guys made it too, huh? What a drag." Shikamaru said, nodding to Team 7. He then noticed the rest of Naruto's entourage.

"Hey Shikamaru, Chouji!" Naruto waved and grinned.

"Naruto... why is Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama and Tobirama standing behind you?" Naruto grinned.

"They're a part of my entourage."

"Naruto-kun, do you even know what an entourage is?" Hashirama asked, raising a brow. Naruto blinked.

"Nope! Not at all!" He laughed while Madara rolled his eyes and mutter,

"Can't believe he's that stupid."


After being introduced to another team, nerdy looking Genin approached them.

"Hello guys, my name is-" Madara cut him off.

"Yeah, no one cares nerd-boy. Go away." He waved dismissively. Hashirama glared.

"Madara be nice!" Madara scoffed.

"I couldn't be nice to save my life. It's against my morals."

"What morals?" Madara smirked.

"Exactly." Hashirama rolled his eyes. A giant plume of smoke came from the front of the room. It cleared to show the exam proctor and a lot of Chunin.

"Sit he hell down! Who said you could chat and make friends! I sure as hell didn't!" The proctor shouted, and everyone, aside from Team 7 and the three old timers, sat down. The proctor glared at them. "I am Morino Ibiki, the proctor of the first exam! You six!" He gestured to them. "Are going to sit right at the front of the room. You three-" He looked at Madara, Hashirama, and Tobirama. "-are going to stand by the doors. Can't have you helping the poor Genin." The three looked at each other, and moved towards the door. Ibiki nodded and turned to address the room. "Now, I will explain the first exam!"