A/N: Longest chapter to date~ :D

"100 Ryo."

"200."

"150." Madara smirked and nodded.

"Alright. HEY NARUTO!" He shouted, and said blond looked up.

"What!"

"The answer to question eight is seven!" Naruto blinked and looked down at the mentioned questioned.

"But-"

"It's really the answer Naruto-kun! Just write it down!" Naruto nodded slowly, and put the number down.

"How is the number seven the answer to a cryptogram?" He muttered to himself, as he flipped his paper over. Ibiki, from his spot at the front of the room, glared at Madara. That glare worsened as he saw Hashirama fork over some ryo. He vaguely noted Tobirama had put his face in his hands and was shaking his head.

"500." Ibiki heard Madara mutter, about a half hour before the exam finished. Hashirama shook his head.

"450."

"475 and I'll even show it to him." Madara said with a smirk, as Hashirama nodded and forked over some more money. Ibiki raised a brow slightly. What were they talking and betting about this time? Madara took a few moments to count out the money, before he turned to the group of Genin. The Uchiha's eyes immediately zoned in on the only other Uchiha in the room. "Oi, Sasuke!" Sasuke groaned, and glared at the older Uchiha.

"What the hell do you want!" Madara tsked.

"Language, Sasuke-kun. I just wanted to tell you something. It's very important, and every Uchiha needs to know about it." Sasuke raised a brow.

"Oh really now?" Madara smirked.

"Yes." He purred, before he flung something small and orange at the boy. It landed with a small thud on the desk. It turned out to be a book. "Turn to page 147 and look at the picture." Sasuke gave him a suspicious glare, but started to flip through the book. As soon as his eyes landed on the picture, Sasuke shrieked and threw the book at Madara.

"WAS THAT MY MOTHER?!" Madara chuckled.

"No, but a damn close representation, huh?" Sasuke banged his hands on the table.

"WHO THE HELL WROTE THAT BOOK! I'LL KILL THE BASTARD!" Ibiki, who had wandered closer to the three revived shinobi, bent down and picked up the book.

"UCHIHA! CALM DOWN OR YOU'RE EXPELLED!" He shouted, before he examined the book. "Icha Icha Paradise Two? Where did you two get this?" He asked, glaring at Madara and Hashirama. They smirked at each other.

"Hatake-san." Ibiki restrained himself from rolling his eyes.

"Well, if there are no more interruptions, I'm pleased to announce that you all made it to the final question. Now, this question could mean your life. You can quit now and save yourself any trouble." Ibiki smirked at all the Genin who started to quit.

"SHUT UP YOU BIG MEANIE!" He heard someone shout at him after about ten minutes, and he turned to see that Naruto kid standing and glaring at him. It was also then that he realized that both Madara and Hashirama had somehow made their way over to the blond, and were whispering things into his ears. "You can't scare me away! I won't ever back down from you! You don't scare me!" The blond took a deep breath. "I don't care if I'm a Genin for the rest of my life, I'll still be Hokage some day!" He shouted, ending with a dramatic point at Ibiki. Hashirama pulled Naruto into a bone-crushing hug, cooing over the blond's fury and current embarrassment. Ibiki opened his mouth to respond, when a black ball of fabric burst through the window. That ball of fabric unrolled itself, and was pinned to the wall with kunai. Ibiki sighed, and stepped back, as a purple haired woman jumped into the room.

"The super sexy but still unfortunately single Mitarashi Anko! I'll be your proctor for the second exam!" Anko shouted and grinned.

"Hey, you won't be single for long baby!" Hashirama cat-called, while Madara whistled appreciatively and Tobirama just checked her out. Ibiki sighed again, walked towards her, and placed a hand on her shoulder.

"You're early Anko." Anko froze, and flushed in embarrassment.

"Dammit, this is the sixth time this week!"