Chapter 2: Don't mess with the bloggers
After Cas and Sam finally got out of the bathroom they started to plan their revenge.
"Okay the whole putting laxatives in the food crap was just uncalled for yet very smart. How are we gonna overcome that i mean sure any body could've thought of it but still I mean it was great…" Sam trailed off thinking of a way to get back at Dean and Gabe.
"Sam! We have to be the stupidest people on this planet! Did you forget we have tumblr and twitter at our disposal?" Cas smiled and quickly logged into his tumblr dash.
"Okay so search in the prank tag. I'll go check out twitter and see if the followers have anything to say." Sam pulled out his phone and logged into twitter. For two hours both boys searched and asked for good pranks when Sam heard Dean calling him saying it was time to go home.
"See you tomorrow Cas." Sam grabbed his book bag and laptop bag and went downstairs with Cas behind him.
"Hey Castiel. Uh see you at school…?" Dean looked at Cas and walked out
"wait! Sammich wait come here!" Gabe suddenly yelled and ran over to where he was standing
"What now Gabriel more laxatives?" Sam groaned he was so done accepting things from Gabe for at least a year.
"Awe sam that was a long tim-"
"It wasn't a long time ago it was like 3 hours ago Gabriel"
"Wow kid calm down I'm sorry it was just a joke"
"well wait till you see Cas and mines 'joke'"
Sam walked out of the house leaving and a few seconds later the rumble of Dean's impala was heard pulling away leaving Cas to answer Gabriel's confused look.
"So baby bro what have you and gargantuan got cooking?" Gabe asked
"As if I'm telling you" Cas laughed and walked back to his room looking for a good prank to rival his brother's.
"Ugh guess it's another all nighter." Cas grumbled as he went to work on his laptop.
When Dean pulled up to the Winchester household Sam got out and half ran half walked up to the door
"Woah Sammy wait up where's the fire" Dean chased after his not so little brother
"Just shut up Dean! You are so damn lucky I have things to do because you wouldn't be walking right now!" Sam stomped up the stairs and slammed his door closed causing Bobby to poke his head out of his room
"What did you do know ya idjit?" Bobby asked Dean
"What? What makes you think I made sam mad?" Dean asked incredulously
"Oh im sorry why is sam mad dean?" Bobby asked sarcastically
"Uh me and gabe kinda played a prank on him and Cas…" Dean looked at the floor
"I bet you did, what was it this time tried to give him a haircut?" Bobby laughed and went down to get a beer out of the fridge
"Well no but why didn't we think of that!" Dean snapped his fingers and took out his phone to text Gabe
"Alright stop texting gabe and tell me what you did already" Bobby sat down and took a swig of his beer
"Okay so Samantha here was with his friend Cas and they started bitching about how they had the tv and all that other crap so we let them have the tv to watch their nerd crap and we made them food and put laxatives in them. So we walk in and the girls are crying because some girl named Amy left the doctor i think to go with some dude named rary rory whatever and then we gave them the food and left and a few minutes later they are running up the stairs and they didn't come out for a whole hour oh and Cas and Sam waged a prank war on us so now he's doing research or something to come up with a good prank. Yup that's it uhu nothing else happened. That is it the end" Dean finished telling his story and got up to rummage in the fridge.
"Dean I think something else happened….Come on boy I may have been born at night but not last night. Now tell me what else happened." Bobby look at Dean and he sat down again and looked to make sure sam wasn't hearing or anywhere around.
"Okay, so while me and Gabe were waiting for the laxatives to work Cas uh Castiel Gabe's little brother was kinda moaning my name and i mean i get why i cook a mean burger but anyway it was kinda hot and i don't even know it could've been nothing maybe ya know hormones i mean im a teenager." Dean said half talking to Bobby half talking to himself
"Son, i think it was just the heat of the moment thing what with the prank or maybe you may have the hots for your best friend's little brother." Bobby said seriously and Dean was scared of that because he couldn't be he was into girls!
"No no it was totally a heat of the moment crap totally. I mean i barely know the guy." Dean got up and went to his room.
"Ya sure and I hunt monster for a living" Bobby chuckled and went to watch tv
Sam was frustrated. He had nothing and neither did Cas. They went as far as gathering all their friends on tinychat and talking about what they should do but none of them could come up with anything so they all stayed on and looked and would read aloud a prank but nope Gabe and Dean had done that one already. It was almost midnight and nothing. "Ugh Cas we are never gonna find a prank!" Yawned Sam.
"Sammy don't give up hope if we have to stay up until 3Am we will because you will get back at those idiots" Said Jo their friend that lived in Lawrence, Kansas. They met online and became fast friends
"Yeah, don't give up. I'm missing the Sherlock Marathon on BBC1 for this so don't you bloody dare give up" Said Balthazar their only english friend (for now) said as he turned back to his webcam during a commercial break
"Wait there's a Sherlock Marathon on the BBC right now? Shit Balthy what are you doing here with us! Watch it now mister" Said Pamela a friend who lived in New York.
"Guys focus we need this prank perfect" Said Cas as he stifled a yawn
"Sorry Cassie. Okay hmm...do your brothers have a Facebook? No wait never mind that's quite mean and only leads to fights never mind." Said Balthazar
"OMG I GOT IT!" Yelled Jo
"What?!" Sam and Cas said at the same time
"Okay what you will need will be an empty conditioner bottle, some conditioner to put in the empty bottle, and kool-aid packets" Jo smiled evilly and told the boys what to do with the materials
"I have all those things at home and Sam does too! They haven't done that! I don't think they're that smart to think of that! Yes thank you Jo!" Cas laughed this was gonna be one hell of a prank.
"okay now that the prank has been settled did you guys see the new photos of Benedict Cumberbatch at the Samug premier now that is one hot dragon" Sighed Balthazar and they spent the rest of the night talking and laughing like idiots.