Okano's eyes shot wide open. She was lying on the sidewalk. Standing above her were the concerned faces of Isogai, Kataoka, and Maehara.
"Are you okay?" Asked Maehara.
Okano responded by punching him in the face.
"Ow! What was that for?!"
"Trying to destroy the world."
"Wh-WHAT?!"
Okano noticed Isogai and Kataoka.
"And aren't you two supposed to be dead?"
"No, I'm very much alive." Said Isogai.
"What crazy dream were you having?" Asked Kataoka.
"Dream?"
"Yeah." Said Isogai. "You don't remember what happened?"
"No, and why does my head hurt?"
"You were shopping at the grocery store, and we ran into each other." Began Kataoka.
"We were walking home together then this bike ran into you and knocked you out cold." Finnished Isogai.
"So we never went to Walmart?"
"There isnt even a Walmart in the area." Said Maehara.
Okano smiled, but her relief was interupted by another thought.
"Where are my groceries?"
Okano's three friends nervously looked at a ripped paper bag that was lying on the ground, broken egg yolks and milk dripping out of it.
"When the bike hit you... The groceries kinda..."
"Shit!"
And thus ends our story. Thanks to everyone who followed this story the whole time. It was nice to make something weird and crazy again for old time's sake and I already have a sequel in mind.
Chiba goes to Target.
Okay I'm not actually making that (partially because I actually like Target). But you all deserve a treat for reading this entire thing. If you just skipped ahead to ch7, go away you don't deserve this.
My next story will be another assassination classroom collection with the connecting theme of colors. Each story will be posted individually here on and as a collection on Archive of our own.
I hope you'll check it out and remember, don't go to Walmart.