"Hello!" Rose said brightly. Minnie stared at them, and fainted. As her body almost hit the floor, the Doctor caught her.

"Ah, I know. I'll scan her." The Doctor seemed satisfied with this answer, and he set about scanning Minnie. Her body did not react well, and started jerking. The Doctor quickly stopped and let go of Minnie. She hit the floor. Hard.

Doctor! The TARDIS thought angrily. She electrocuted him for that episode. "Sorry!" The Doctor exclaimed, sucking on his burnt fingers.

"Umm, Doctor? What is Minnie doing?" came Rose's voice. She sounded worried.

He ripped his attention away from his fingers and turned to Minnie. "What's her name?" he asked the TARDIS.

Idiot! Look at Minnie!

Minnie. That was her name. "Doctor!" Rose called desperately. Finally, he saw Minnie jerking about, her blue eyes wide open.

"Cha- ch- c…." Minnie tried to say. Her body burst into light, and the Doctor and Rose had to look away.

Rose looked first. "Doctor! Look at her!" He opened his eyes, and lo and behold, sitting before him was a mini TARDIS. She was shaped like the police box, too. Rose crawled over to Minnie, and poked open the doors. "She's bigger on the inside!"

The Doctor crawled to the Minnie TARDIS, (Ah, that's why it's her name.) and gasped. Not at her interior, but the fact that there was a mini Rose yelling, "MEEP! MEEP!"

"Doctor, there's a mini ME in there!" Rose exclaimed, shocked. With one finger, Rose poked the mini-Rose. The mini-Rose stumbled back and started yelling again.

Suddenly, the doors shut as the full-grown Doctor and Rose heard footsteps. Rose's fingers were caught and she hissed.

The Doctor allowed another audible gasp as the mini-TARDIS did the wheezing sound and disappeared. Once Minnie was gone, the Doctor turned to face the real TARDIS. "Um, what was that?!"

I told you. My daughter.

"You never told me you could have a DAUGHTER!"

Well, you were supposed to read the manual. If you HAD, you would've known the early types could change into Time Lords and Ladies.

"Well, I threw it into a supernova, so I didn't know."

Exactly my point. But it changed in the type 43 TARDISES, being it too… uncomfortable.

"Wow. Come on, Rose. Let's go find a mini TARDIS. Oh, her name is Minnie, by the way." He smiled at Rose, who smiled back. They joined hands and walked into the TARDIS.

A/N: Ok, I'm sorry that I didn't update for at least a month. That was very cruel of me.