Authors Note- Here we go! Thanks to all those who reviewed, I'm glad you like my story and hope you enjoy this chapter. Sorry it's short but I've already explained why most chapters will be little from now on.

Warnings- Tsuna is sane. Obviously.

Chapter 4: The Diary of one completely sane, Tsuna. Obviously.

9:10 After conversing with Book Store Lady about the town crisis that is Namimori, town of supernatural and habitat of police slayers, BSL has stated that I needed and I quote "Serious help." BSL then proceeded to back away.

I fear for her sanity.

BSL prescribed writing down my thoughts in blank journal so as to "give to a freaking therapist as proof that I'm not the nut job here."

Denial does not become her.

9:11 I take back my words, BSL is rather pretty in a stay-the-hell-away-from-me-you-child-psychopath way.

9:52 Have told caretaker as to my plans to not go to school once more. She frets like a chicken without a head, but more gracefully. Obviously.

9:53 Wonders if I shall ever be that graceful while being a chicken without a head.

I will never be a chicken without a head.

Explained to poor caretaker that school is now below me.

This is not a height issue. I am perfectly fine with my smaller yet still brilliant stature.

9:54 Caretaker tries to tell me how important education is. Obviously. Poor caretaker.

She looks to be serious so I carefully pay attention to her words. Have trouble understanding. I don't think she's speaking Japanese.

I listen more carefully. She is.

Just slowly.

It's annoying.

Note- Must bring up caretakers oral skills to at least average standard.

9:59 She's still talking.

10:01 Want to eat but caretaker is still talking. Must patiently wait.

Tis the way of the Jedi.

10:11 Ienari too has skipped school. I worry for his future, school is not below him. Shall send caretaker his way to give him horribly slow speech with many flowery pet names.

Am not and will not, ever be a fish.

At least not tuna.

Could be sardine.

No, not sardine. Not fish.

Jedi.

10:20 Regretting sending caretaker to Ienari. He looks dead. Or hungry, can't tell.

Poor Ienari.

Poor caretaker.

Where's a stripper when you need him.

11:02 Kyo-chan has come to play. Kyo-chan plays rough.

He glares.

He glares as I write this.

He glares as he reads this. Looks suspiciously confused. Slowly looks from diary to me, face blank.

My face could never get that blank. Am not demon. Obviously.

Am scared Kyo-chan has died from the thoughts of my mind.

11:03 Confirmed. Kyo-chan not dead.

11:04 Kyo-chan plays again with me. Mutters something about the death of a mental squirrel.

Am not squirrel. Obviously.

I tell Kyo-chan of his obvious mental plight as future anti-Christ.

11:05 Kyo-chan decides to play again. This time bringing out his favorite toys, his tonfa, still splattered with blood from previous torture victim. Obviously.

11:32 Am tired, demon-chan still wants to play.

11:38 Kyo-chan and Ienari met. Nari-chan imitated ghost by rapidly losing colour. Kyo-chan amused. Darkly amused. Obviously.

Ienari stutters his denial over my friendship with the picture of the end of the world that is Hibari Kyouya. Kyo-chan suspiciously silent at this point.

Assure Ienari that we are in fact friends. Kyo-chan still suspiciously silent.

11:39 Ienari calls anyone I find friendship with stupid, accidentally insulting the child of Lucifer. Kyo-chan not amused.

Demon-chan attempts to kill brother with favorite toys.

11:40 Calmed Kyo-chan down by playing with him once more.

12:04 Explained to Nari-chan that demon bird only wanted to play. Obviously.

12:05 demon-chan tells Nari-chan that he wasn't playing. Playing around again. Obviously.

12:06 Brother doesn't have sense of humor, imitating ghost once more. Scared that he is taking my position as resident living dead.

Ienari doesn't get anti-christ-chan's joke. Skylark has amazing poker face.

Almost believe that Kyo-chan wants to kill my brother. Amazing prankster, him.

Silly Kyo-chan.

Poor Ienari.

12:10 Kyo-chan has talk with Ienari.

Leave room to give them privacy.

Jedi have manners. Obviously.

1:00 Kyo-chan leaves to mutilate law breakers. He senses their breaking of the law.

His law.

Wonders if Hibari has Jedi powers too.

Probably a sith.

Damn.

1:20 So much surprise.

So much shock.

Stripper has called.

1:21 Stripper may or may not be on narcotics or involved with mafia. Makes many references to double life with guns. This could also be stripper talk.

1:22 Sire is most deffinately stripper in mafia.

Note- High class male escort for Mafia don?

1:23 Confirmed. High class male escort for Mafia don. Obviously.

1:24 Hung up on Sire for calling me a fish.

Ienari mad. Clearly wanted bonding time.

Doesn't know of sire's clothless tendencies.

1:25 Sire rings back. Greets with "Tuna-fish? Is something wrong with the phone?"

Hang up again. Am not fish.

1:26 Sire rings back again. Takes phone line out and ignore Ienari's gaping.

Hasn't approached me since talk with demon-chan.

1:32 Forgot about other phone in house.

Must destroy too.

1:56 Am tired, will take nap.

3:09 Kyo-chan returns dressed in black. Just finished gathering the souls of the damned. Obviously.

Tell him about Sire who believes me to be a fish.

Kyo-chan explains to me the concept of pet names.

Don't understand, am not pet.

3:11 Finally understand.

Still not fish.

Still not picking up phone calls from stripper.

Obviously.

4:02 Played with flames again. Forgot to tell Kyo-chan about them. Damn.

Can make small ball from flames.

Am happy at my growing power. Will one day fly on horse of fire. Obviously.

4:04 Jedi are not arrogant. Forgot.

6:41 Ate dinner. Delicious. Caretaker is secret culinary goddess. Obviously.

Ienari still not talking to me.

Caretaker still smiling.

Family is strange.

Am only sane one here. Obviously.

8:20 Think about how strange everyone in Namimori is.

Am only sane one in town. Obviously.

Poor Caretaker.

Poor Ienari.

Poor demon-chan.

Am Jedi. Will deal with it without complaint. Obviously.