(Hey everyone. I just started writing so don't be a hater. I'm going to try and make it slightly funny. Don't forget to suggest warriors. Enjoy!) "Sandfire, aren't you going to welcome our first guest?" An eager young Black shecat asked an older sandy coloured tom. "Right yes." Facing the audience he called out. "Hello everyone! Welcome to the first instalment of Warrior interviews! Where we interview your favourite warriors. First off we have one of Thundclan's best medicine cats, One of the Three, it's Jayfeather!" The Sandfire announced. The blind grey medicine cat walked onto the stage and sat in the red chair opposite the two hosts. "What am I even doing here? I have a clan to look after." Jayfetaher hissed. "Great to see you too Jay. Now do you mind if we ask you a few questions?" Nightshade asked from her blue chair. "Fine." "Right, first question. What do you think about your position?" "A medicine cat? Honestly? Not the best. Always wanted to be a warrior though." "Oh I heard about that! What made you realize you weren't cut out to be a warrior?" Darknight said. Her co-host shot her a glare. Jayfeather ignored her way of putting it. "Well there was a battle with Windclan and I was terrible." The blind tabby mewed. "Pity. I'm sure you would've made a great warrior." Jayfeather blushed. "Thank you Sandfire that's very kind of you to say." He mewed. "Next, What do you think of your family problems?" Sandfire asked. The blind tabby narrowed his eyes. "Well, I'm quite angry at Leafpool and Squirrelflight for lying. And Crowfeather was a terrible father, though I still like to believe Bramblestar was my father, he was a good father." Sandfire nodded. "What about Breezepelt?" Nightshade asked. "Don't mention his name!" Jayfeather hissed, making the hosts jump back in suprise, "He is a disgrace to the clans." Sandfire nodded. "Okay... Well, it was good to have you on our show." Dark night mewed. Jayfeather nodded. "Good to be here, now if you escuse me, I have to attend to my clan." The blind tabby got up from his seat and stumbled off the stage. "That's all for now folks!" Nightshade mewed. "Stay tuned for our next episode." Sandfire added. "Who will be our next guest?" "Will they answer all our questions?" "Will this show get a bit more exciting? "And will my fur, get any sleeker?" Sandfire flicked his fur like a lion and Nightshade rolled her eyes. "Stay tuned to find out!"