Here I am with a second chapter to Naruto: The Crow of Konoha. First of all, let me say this, if you see anything that seems like it might belong to someone else let me know. I read a lot of stories on here and it might be something that stuck with me, so if it resembles something you read before let me know.
greed theaverice: harem should be ten ten Hinata femHaku and fem Garra [named Gaia also she should be like wrathed egg] Naruto should have a weapon like that monk just in case his blood runs low nice story look me up greed has spoken- Sorry to all who want Hinata in the Harem, but she will have another place in this story.
windfox90: Good first chapter I think Naruto harem should be Ino, Temari, Samui, Karui, Kurotsuchi and Fu- Thank you.
Demon: supert history- I believe I should say thanks.
sco23: Yo, I'm a big fan of Deadman wonderland. That's a great idea having Crow teach Naruto. Is he still missing his eye? How about Kin, Karin, Hinata, and Tayuya for the harem as well?-Yeah, sorry about that Crow is still missing his eye.
The wolf god Fenrir: Aw yeah yeah but why no Hinata in harem it would be awesome and fing a to u it's a badass story that hypnotized me to never stop reading this story at all-Thank you. As for Hinata, her role in the story will be slightly revealed this chapter.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto or Deadman Wonderland...Yet.
"Kami/other deities"
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Naruto: The Crow of Konoha
Chapter 2: Team 7
Previously on N: TCoK….
"Fire Style: Grand Fireball Jutsu!" Sasuke yells out as he finishes the hand signs. The fireball gets closer to Naruto when it suddenly stops and is cut in half by one of the Sin-blades.
"My turn. Water Style: Water Dragon Missile Jutsu!" Naruto shouts as the dragon careens towards the emo.
"I give!" Sasuke yells as the dragon gets closer. Iruka holds his hand up and declares Naruto the winner.
And now…..
The dragon then goes into the air and roars a challenge to the heavens, before it falls down into the water source for the people using water techniques. Everyone just stared at Naruto as he grins sadistically and laughs. "You all should have seen your faces, it was just so funny!" He shouts, before Iruka hits him over the head and points at Naruto's Sin Blades.
"Mind deactivating those Naruto, I would rather not have a repeat of the last time you forgot about them…." Iruka asks, before Naruto lets out a nervous laugh and deactivates the blades.
Hinata then holds her hand out and everyone who betted that Naruto would lose hands over their bet. Ino, on the other hand, tries to walk away but Hinata grabs her and leads her to a tree out of the way.
"Ino-san, you wouldn't happen to be trying to get into my nii-san's pants, would you?" Hinata asks the blonde with an evil look in her eyes, "Cause then I would have to Juken you into oblivion, or worse yet, I would tell everyone that you also read Icha Icha…." Hinata then starts laughing when Ino does. Ino then looks at Hinata and gets a twisted smile on her face.
"So, Hinata-chan, he's your nii-san? Does that mean you don't want him, I mean with those eyes of yours you could probably see every part of him, couldn't you?" Ino then starts to laugh at the blush on Hinata's face.
"INO, HINATA, AND SAKURA PLEASE REPORT TO THE ARENA FOR THE KUNOICHI BATTLE ROYAL!" Iruka yells out, before he laughs at Sakura's pale face. "It's okay Sakura, it's only a spar. Against a member of the Hyuuga and a Yamanaka, surely a Haruno such as you can beat two of the important clans in Konoha." Iruka says to the pinkette, rubbing in the fact that she was the only civilian to make it this far and even then it was because her mother was on the council and was in charge of the Academy.
As the three get into the large arena Naruto and the guys are taking bets on who will win.
"Hinata-nee-chan, there is no doubt. I'll even risk my limited edition Icha Icha: Doctor's Paradise, complete with a discount on any other copy to be released." Naruto says, pulling the book out of its special seal.
"Sakura-sama, and I will bet my scroll on Kenjutsu." A boy who was being watched by Sakura's family said.
"Ino. I'll bet an all-expense paid meal at any one of my family's restaurants." Choji says, before munching on some chips.
"Sigh. Ino for sure, if I don't then she'll never shut up. I guess I'll bet 5000 ryo." Shikamaru says before he lies back down.
"Hinata-chan, I'll put up my special edition Kunai set." Kiba barked out before everyone looked at Shino.
"Hinata-san. I am afraid that I have nothing to bet with." He says in his monotone voice.
"What about a spare set of your sunglasses?" Some random boy who wasn't betting asked Shino.
"That would be most logical, so then I will bet a spare set of sunglasses." He says, pulling a pair out of a random pocket.
Iruka then shakes his head while listening to the bets going on, seems like Hinata is the favorite to win. 'Bout time she gets the respect she deserves.' The chunin then sighs and raises his hand looking at the three kunoichi. "Winner gets the top kunoichi spot; loser is put on the first available team. Hajime!"
Hinata then activates the Byakugan and gets into her personal stance, a stance that she had perfected after Naruto helped her with her training. Sakura looks at Ino and sees her ex-friend give her a sadistic grin, before pulling out a kunai and holding it in a reverse grip. Sakura then gets into a sloppy form of the Academy taijutsu-style. A bit of tumbleweed drifts across the arena and Sakura starts to sweat from the tense silence, as a drop of sweat drops down into the dirt Hinata moves towards Sakura as Ino moves towards her as well. Sakura tries to back away from Hinata but ends up getting a Juken strike to the arm, causing her to spin into a kick from Ino. As Sakura goes flying out of the ring, Ino and Hinata start to go at it and end up with Ino having a kunai at Hinata's throat and Hinata having a Juken strike ready to hit Ino's heart. The two look at each other and then grin.
"I give Iruka-sensei." Ino says before all the guys who weren't betting on Hinata to cuss.
As everyone is lining up and dropping the things they bet in a pile the three winners look at each other.
"I guess I'll take the Kenjutsu scroll, unless one of you two wants it." Naruto says looking at Kiba and Shino. They shake their heads and he puts into a seal. Shino takes the all-expense paid meal and Kiba takes the 5000 ryo.
"Come back tomorrow for team placement and the start of your careers." Iruka shouts to the gathered students.
Later that night in Naruto's mindscape….
"SO, NARUTO, WHO DO YOU THINK WILL BE ON YOUR TEAM?" Natsume (Kyuubi) asks the boy.
"Probably gonna put me with Sasuke or Kiba, and the kunoichi will probably be Hinata-nee or Sakura." Naruto answers while Crow just looks at Naruto.
"Naruto, I guess it's time for you to learn a new move…. Not Sonic Black though, you're not ready for that yet. The move I'm gonna teach you is one that I only saw before. The owner of this move was named Owl. His Branch of Sin happened to let him form explosives from his blood, due to certain events he ended dying while fighting one of the Undertakers." Crow says the last word with venom in his voice.
"So, does this mean that there is more than one type of Branch of Sin? How many are there and how many will I be able to use?" Naruto asks his mentor.
"Well, yes there is more than one type; you should be able to use any and all types. As for how many, I have no idea. Now to use Owl's you'll need to cause your blood to form a miniature balloon with compressed chakra inside, as you do this don't forget to control the blood to float away from you. We'll start with two and then we'll move to a higher number." Crow explains, somehow getting a professors outfit on and pointing to a blackboard that appeared out of nowhere.
"CROW, WHAT IF HE USES HIS CHI BUSHIN AND USES THIS TECHNIQUE TO MAKE HIS CLONE A WALKING BOMB; COULDN'T THIS ABILITY MAKE HIM TOO POWERFUL?" Natsume says before seeing Naruto look at here blankly.
"Natsume-chan, idea is such a smart one, but look at it this way, what if my opponent is a sensor-type Shinobi? I must use any and all techniques at my disposal to guarantee my victory." Naruto replies with a smug look on his face, before Crow cracks him on the back of the head.
"You're gonna be hard to beat, not impossible. A single mistake is all it took for me to die." Crow then looks at the questioning look he was receiving. "I guess I can tell you my story. On my world I told you all about my sentence and what I did to help that Ganta kid, right? Well after about three months I and Ganta were put back into a Cannibal Corpse match, and well I thought that I could win without even trying. Ganta beat the shit out of me, and when it seemed like he would win I used my Sonic Black, he countered it with his Sonikkubaretto and one of them hit me in the chest and crushed it. As I was drifting away I guess that he finally relised he killed me cause he started to cry. Little gaki probably thought that life was gonna get better." Crow then looks at the two sees them with tissues in theirs hands, paws, and were crying. "Fuck you two."
Naruto started his training and Crow was watching him.
'NARUTO-KUN, I WONDER WHAT YOU WOULD DO IF YOU KNEW THAT YOU ALREADY HAD A BLOODLINE. I WONDER WHEN YOU'LL UNLOCK THE….. YOU'LL BE UNSTOPPABLE.I GUESS THAT SOON YOU'LL START TO TRAIN TO USE MY POWER AS WELL, I WILL NOT FIGHT IT AND YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO CONTROL IT SO LONG AS NO ONE MESSES WITH SEAL UNTIL YOU HAVE MY POWER UNDER CONTROL.' Natsume thought while watching as Naruto once again proved that he was a combat genius by mastering the basics of the move within a few minutes.
The next day…..
Naruto gets dressed and puts his headband on his shoulder and leaves his apartment. As he heads towards the Academy he goes over the Blood-Bomb technique and its various uses, including setting traps and making it impossible to get too close to him during the charge up phase for his stronger moves.'Soon I'll actually be able to use it I can't wait.' As Naruto was walking past a bookstore he sees the newest copy of Icha Icha on sale. He buys two and quickly jumps towards the Academy.
In the classroom….
An emo with a superiority complex stands above everyone and demands that they all bow down to his emo-ness and all of a sudden the hero walks in and kicks him and forces him to give up his plot…
What really happened…
Sasuke was trying out a new glare and all of his fangirls were swooning over him. When Naruto walked in he kicked Sasuke into his evil fangirls of doom.
Naruto sits down and starts to read How to Escape from the Emo-ness By Natsuki Uchiha, ignoring the glare from Sasuke.
Sakura, seeing a chance to get on her crushes good side, tries to hit Naruto. "Naruto-Baka, you shouldn't read that with Sasuke-kun in the room!" When her fist is about to connect Naruto activates his blood armor. "What the hell is that?" Sakura demands the blonde.
"Branch of Sin. My bloodline, it allows me to use my blood as a weapon or armor. Geez Haruno I thought you would of realized this by now. Guess that big forehead of yours is truly empty." He then looks at her and shoos her away. "Also, if you had attacked I just would have traded places with your precious Uchiha."
Sakura growls and then goes and tries to punch him, right before her fist hits him he trades places with Sasuke and lets him take the hit.
Iruka walks into the class and sees Sakura standing over a knocked out Sasuke. "Didn't think you had it in ya Sakura." He laughs out watching her go into panic mode. "I have a list of the teams, and I'm supposed to give some big speech…. But I figured what the hell; I'll probably see most of you again next year. So here are the teams. Team 1… Team 7: Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, and Haruno Sakura. Your sensei is Hatake Kakashi. Team 8: Hyuuga Hinata, Inuzuka Kiba, and Aburame Shino. Your sensei is Yuhi Kurenai. Team 9 is still in circulation. Team 10: Yamanaka Ino, Nara Shikamaru, and Akimichi Choji. Your sensei is Sarutobi Asuma. Now all of you, if I see you again, pray it's not in this classroom as students." With that Iruka walks out and starts to hum, thinking about not putting up with any more of the Uchiha's bullshit.
Naruto's head hits the desk hard after Iruka announces that Kakashi is his sensei. "Why, Kami, why?" He despairs, his teammates looking at him like he was crazy.
"What's wrong, dobe, mad that I'll show you up?" Sasuke taunts the blonde.
"Yeah, baka, bet you're mad that you'll never get me." Sakura jeers.
"Fuck you, both of you. Our sensei is one of the last students of the Yondaime, Kakashi is also known as the tardiest shinobi in the village." Naruto glares at the two.
"BULLSHIT!" Both howler monkey and emo shout.
"He's right." A man says while walking in, "Team 10, your with me." He looks at Naruto and hands him a scroll. "Here's that jutsu you won from our bet."
"Thanks Asuma-sensei." Naruto says before sealing the scroll into a seal on his arm. "How are you and Kurenai-sensei?"
"Fine Naruto." A woman says as she appears in front of everyone. Her long black hair seems to shine, but the most captivating part of her was her eyes: an exotic red. "Team 8 your with me."
As the two teams leave and everyone else's sensei shows up and leaves the members of Team 7 start to do whatever they can to pass the time: Sasuke was thinking of killing his older sister, Sakura was watching Sasuke and dreaming of being married to him, and Naruto was playing poker with a couple of ANBU. As the time drags on and the ANBU leave, with Naruto richer than before, Sasuke starts to fantasize about killing his sister and having everyone bow to his awesome emo-ness, Sakura starts to plan on chewing her sensei out and being married to Sasuke, and Naruto is now doing a puppet show of Sasuke getting his ass kicked y his older sister while Naruto chills with his two 'sisters'.
Three hours later…..
Sasuke is staring at Naruto and trying to make him burst into fire, Sakura is reading How to Stalk an Emo By: Fugaku Uchiha, and Naruto is now doing a puppet show of Sasuke being surrounded by fangirls while Natsuki and Naruto are chilling with popcorn.
This is what Kakashi sees when he opens the door to the classroom. 'Let's see here…. A fangirl that can be used as cannon fodder, an emo who has a sister complex. Also Naruto, who I owe money too because of that bet.' "Hello Team, I'm your sensei an-"
"YOU'RE LATE!" Sakura shouts out, blowing the eardrums of all the guys in the room.
"-I am also the one who decides whether or not you become shinobi. As I was gonna say, I was late due to the fact that the newest Icha Icha was released today and I had to get a copy, only to find that the store was out. As I left a black cat walked in front of me so I had to walk around the village three times so that I wouldn't have bad luck. As I was walking an old woman asked for help with her groceries and I decided to help her and that caused me to be late." Kakashi then smirked at how Sakura was getting mad.
"So Kakashi-nii, you didn't forget about the bet did you? Cause I have in my possession the last copy of the newest Icha Icha." Naruto looks at his older brother figure and holds his hand out. When Kakashi hands over a scroll Naruto hands him the Icha Icha. "Thank you, Kakashi-nii-sensei." Naruto then looks at the other two. "I purposely bought the last two copies so that he would have to pay up."
Kakashi then looks at the other two. "Meet up on the roof in five minutes, or I'll decide to leave and read my book some more." With that he uses a Shushin and disappears.
"How are we supposed to reach the roof in five minutes?" Sakura asks her two teammates, only to find that neither was there. As she runs out and heads to the roof she plans on cursing Naruto to the deepest parts of hell. When she finally gets to the roof she looks at her teammates and sensei and glares. "How the hell did you three get here so fast?"
"Shushin no jutsu." The three-fold reply came.
"Alright now that all of you are here let's start the introductions shall we?" Kakashi asks the three.
"Sensei, why don't you start so that we know what to do?" Sakura asks, ignoring the dumbstruck look her teammates and sensei gave her. 'THIS is the smartest kunoichi of the generation? I call bullshit!'
"Okaaaay. Let's see here my name is Hatake Kakashi, my hobbies are….., my dreams are….not important, my goals in life….. I'll tell you when you're older, and my dislikes are…. Youth…" Kakashi then eye smiles and points at Sakura. "Your turn Pinky."
Sakura growls at the name. "My name is Haruno Sakura and my likes are….looks at Sasuke and squeals, my dreams are….looks at Sasuke and squeals again, my goals are….do I need to say it again? My dislikes are Ino-pig and Naruto-baka!"
'So a rabid fangirl.' "Okay, your turn emo prince."
Sasuke just glares. "My name is Sasuke UCHIHA and I have few likes, such as planning how to kill my sister, brooding about my sister, fantasizing about killing my sister, and ultimately becoming a KING OF EMOS! I dislike Sakura. My dream is not a dream but an ambition…. To kill my older sister."
'King of emos huh, well good luck.' "And now you Naruto."
Naruto then all of a sudden starts laughing. "My name is Uzumaki Naruto, my likes are ramen, Natsume, Natsuki, Crow-sensei, Hinata-nee, Anko-nee, Iruka-sensei, Asuma-sensei, Kurenai-sensei, Kakashi-nii-sensei, training, reading, and Icha Icha. My dislikes are emos, fangirls, rapists, traitors, pedophiles, and idiots who don't know the difference between a kunai and the scroll it's sealed in. My dream is to travel across the Elemental Nations and find those like me and offer them a chance to be loved liked a family, and to have a large family. My goal however is to kill two people, Orochimaru-teme and the masked Uchiha." Naruto finishes by releasing a small amount of KI.
'Guess he must know what really happened that night that Minato-sensei and Kushina-sama died.' Kakashi then notices that Sasuke is looking at Naruto with a weird look, almost a look of comradery. "Well then team, I guess that tomorrow will be the day that I test you to see if you even get to become shinobi. Well show up at Training Ground 7 tomorrow at 7 o'clock in the morning and skip breakfast or you'll throw up." With that, Kakashi disappears with a shushin and so do Naruto and Sasuke.
That night at a tattoo parlor…
Naruto is staring up at the man who is going to give him the tattoo that he saw on Crow.
"So, gaki, you want me to tattoo what over your eye?" The large mass of human asks.
"D8MK." Naruto tells the person. "So, how's the family Kylar?"(If anyone can guess where this character is from, I will let you choose one additional power for Naruto. I also do not own this person….yet.)
"Same old same old. My daughter wishes that you would show up more often." The man replies while gathering his supplies. "You know this tat is gonna hurt, right?" The man asks the young shinobi.
"Yeah but I think I can handle it." Naruto replies sitting in the chair.
The next day…
Naruto, complete with his new tattoo, gets up at 8 o'clock, and eats a large breakfast. When he leaves his apartment, he waves to his neighbor Yugao Uzuki and her boyfriend/fiancé Hayate Gekko. He then starts to head towards the training grounds waving to those he was on good terms with and flipping off most of the civilians. As he approaches the training grounds he hears something running towards him, he turns around and sees Kakashi running away from Maito Guy and Rock Lee. "He went that way." Naruto says pointing in the opposite direction.
"THANK YOU NARUTO-KUN!" Guy and Lee yell out before running that way and away from Kakashi and Naruto.
"Thank you Naruto…. Nice tat. Let's go scare your teammates." Kakashi tells his little brother figure.
Naruto nods and tells Kakashi about his newest ability.
At the training ground…
Sasuke was known for being quiet, hell he never said more than necessary, but at this moment he was tempted to cuss Naruto out for leaving him alone with Sakura and her incessant talking. "Sakura let's play a very fun game called shut-up and leave me the fuck alone. I don't like you and you're annoying." Sasuke snaps.
Sakura was, on the other hand, only listening up to the point: Sakura. After that, she started to daydream.
Naruto then walks into the clearing covered in blood. "Sasuke, Sakura I'm afraid that…" He passes out from blood loss and falls down. Sasuke and Sakura start to look around and don't notice that a small bubble of blood is coming up from Naruto's wounds. When the bubble gets to the size of an apple it explodes and causes the two to jump in fright. When they start to hug each other and beg not to be killed, they hear a click and see Kakashi and Naruto holding cameras.
"Priceless." The duo says high-fiving each other.
"Alright now that the pleasantries are over I'll go over the test." He pulls two bells out of nowhere holds them up. "Simply get a bell from me before the timer goes off." He then eye smiles, "Course since there is only two that means that only two of you will pass, if any of you pass." He then sees Naruto reading his book again. "That includes you Naruto."
"But sensei, what if I don't finish the book and it causes me to be anxious, and the anxiety causes me to use a jutsu that is too powerful and causes the destruction of the Hidden Leaf?"
In Kumo…
A shinobi with a lollipop looks into the air and senses another over thinker…. Right before his teammate hits him into the ground for ignoring her.
Back in Konoha…
Everyone just looks at Naruto and sees that a lollipop magically appears in his hand.
"Anyways, anyone who doesn't have a bell when the timer goes off will be tied to a post and will watch the others eat lunch." As Kakashi says this Sasuke and Sakura's stomachs growl. Naruto just grins and laughs. "If that's all… Hajime!"
Everyone spreads out except for Naruto. Naruto just puts the book up and brings out his Sin Blades. As he and Kakashi stare each other down Kakashi sees that Naruto is about to move forward. "Kakashi-sensei, you might want to bring out the Sharingan. I tend to get a little crazy with these blades."
Kakashi reaches up, reveals his Sharingan, and takes a kunai out. "Let's see if you're any better than last time." As him and Naruto start to fight, kunai on Sin Blade, the other two are listening to a clone of Naruto that is explaining the meaning of the test and giving the two a plan that involves Naruto as bait. When the two nod the Kage-Bushin dispels and Naruto gains the memory and puts the plan in action.
"So Kakashi-nii-sensei, how far have you got into the book?" Naruto asks as he ducks under a wide swing and ends up eating a knee from Kakashi.
"Oh, you know that I take my time with Jiraiya-sama's art." Kakashi states as he looks at Naruto and notices that Naruto had blood coming from his lip.
"Hey Kakashi-sensei, I got something to say." Naruto says looking at his sensei.
"What Naruto?" Kakashi then notices that a small amount of blood is on his pants from when he kneed Naruto. 'SHIT!' Kakashi looks as a small bubble floats up and explodes right next to the bells.
"Katsu." Naruto then grabs the bells and tosses them to Sakura and Sasuke. "They can eat; I'm still full from my breakfast." As Naruto stands there, Kakashi looks at the other two and notices that they throw their bells at him.
"We either go on together or not at all." Sakura says proudly.
"With Naruto on my team, then finding my sister will be easy." Sasuke then looks at Naruto and sees a cheesy grin. "Plus, he can help push me and Sakura into being better shinobi."
Kakashi looks at his team and sees Obito over Sasuke, Rin over Sakura and Minato over Naruto.
Here is the end of chapter 2.
As you can tell, Hinata is one of Naruto's extended family members. She is not in the harem, but I do eventually plan for her to be with someone. So far the definite pairings are SasuSaku, Iruka/Anko, Asuma/Kurenai, and Tsunade/Jiraiya.
I've heard a few ideas for members of the Harem and I'll say this, it looks like there is no definite answer yet.
I've also placed two characters from series other than Naruto and Deadman Wonderland and I'm offering the chance to either choose a new ability or weapon for Naruto if you guess right. So far it's one in each chapter.
On this note I say read and review.
As always, flames will be used to burn down the home of the flamer.
Vermiculus-umbra-chorus out.