AN: Allright, first a HUGE thanks to Alexreeder17 for putting this story on alert and favourite! Anyway, next chapter. Enjoy!

FLAMERZ BAK OFF OK. mi engish is fine No, it isn't. If it was, you wouldn't be getting comments on it u dnt hav to b a bytch about it u fukkin homos. if u lik bella i sed not 2 red cuz u wuld be offenced. I LOATH Bella, and I still don't like this story… i red dis book a lot of tims i fink i no der names. Alison? Rosaline? Carlos? And since when are Jasper and Emmett girls?

and wateva u say, DUNT DISS TARA GELSBIE. OK. SHE IS A FUKKING GRATE RITER Er… No.

OK HERE IS CHAPTA 2. Ooooh joy!

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Wen i walkd in2 da house edward disapered and den appered at da piano (hez a vamprie he kan do that.) he storted 2 play Famous Last werds by mi chemical romans. There is NO way he would be able to do that on a piano i started 2 sing in my beatifull voice "Wel i kno that i kan make u stay, wel den were iz ur heart? were iz ur heart?" Wrong lyrics, sweetheart, sorry every1 gasped, even tho they were vampirs they didnt hav voices lyk me. OUT of nowere they all jumped up nd tried to tak off my cloths. I agree, that WAS out of nowhere. Wow, I agree with Twila. Hope it won't happen again…

"WOT R U DOING?" i creamed. You creamed? Right… deir eyes were red n they had all turned in2 savagez. den they stoppd and confused.

"Sorry Twila." edward sed. "sometimes wen we c some1 we kant resist we turn in2 beasts. it wnt hapen agen" puting bak on mi clothe. So he's helping you dress now?

"Itz ok a lot of ppl r attracted to me" i excplaned. they all understod. No. Just, no. This is just HORRID. I can't. I just. Can't.

"it must be ur blood" sed carlose in horrofied. "Beauty, u hav the most rare n exotic blood in all da world, evry vampir wil want to drink it. Vampires. Don't. Have. Blood. Are we clear? itz much betta den that other gurls, wats her name?"

"Dat bytches nam is bella" sed jasper growling. Midnite hugged him Where did she come from? so he wuldnt get 2 angry n apper in bellas house n strangle her wif 1 tuch of his finger cuz hes realli strong lyk da hulk. I don't think Jasper's green… And you can't strangle someone with just one finger, you'd need at least two.

"twila, i wnat u 2 marri me" sudenly screemed alise hu was a plebian. A plebian? What the… edward rowred at her, furius n all protective n sudenly... he htransformed! I GOT IT! Jasper isn't the Hulk, Eddie is!

"OMFG NOOOO" i shouted cuz i dint want ne1 2 get hurt. eds shirt bursted opened wif mussels. Told you his topazz eyez turnd pure blak with strengt n energy n he jumped at alice

"TWOLA IS MARRING ME ALREADI" You don't even know her name… he sed wif his voice was booming n all da windows exploded n da glass rained down lik in dat avril laven video wer she punches da miror n da glass all flyes out around her. He storted 2 fite with alice to da death over me.

"Guyz guys" i suddenly compromized "Guess wat srry im not a lebian." alice started 2 cry tearz of blood. No. No. No. NO!"Y r her tears blood" That's what I want to know. Only the REAL vampires cry tears of blood i asked all curios

"Oh no this is bad" said emet hu had been in da bathrom da hole time. "wen we cry our tearz r blood n its da blood of our victims, shez losin blood n now she wil be thirsy agen. RUN" As I've said before: Vampires. Don't. Have. Blood!

Alic tryed 2 jump at me and tare my flesh but i movd out of da way n she attakd rosemarie instead If she's thirsty, why's she attacking her fellow vampires instead of one of those poor, unknowing humans?hu was prety but she waznt as prety as me Where did that come from? n her throat flew open.n blood poured out everywere n alice ate it. No comment…

"Ohh mi satan" i said heartbrokn becuz i causd so much truble. edward jus laughed "its ok babe" he said nd kissed me for da 1st time! (He had turned back from blak ed to white ed What the hell? (a/n HEZ LIK HOTSANHARU FROM FRUITY BASKET) n he was calm agen.) "Shez a vampir, shell just cum bak 2 life."

so they sedeted alison n she fel asleep Another random something. Perhaps I should start a count… n rose came bak 2 lyf. we had berger king 4 diner bcuz Yeah, because it's perfectly normal for vampires to eat a hamburger i had 2 hurry. n then i went home thinsking of edword Well, I can see the connection. Neither of you knows the other's name the hole time and how his flami hot lips felt on my. his body waz so warm n i culdnt wate to c him agen.

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AN: Well, another chapter down, 10 to go. Oh god, this is horrible. But I carry on :). Anyway, please review, I need to know you guys are reading this. Please?