AN: Thank you to Gammija for reviewing. Glad you liked it! Now, on with the chapter!
OK PPL HU REVIEW 2 SAY SHIT ABOUT MI STORI CAN GO FUKK DEMSELFS. Why should they? They're right. Your story sucks my stori is beleiveble u just hav 2 keep readin n u can c y!1 but to ppl hu gav me good reveiws, She got good reviews? I bet they were playing truth or dare or something THANX U GUYZ ROKK 333 LUV U
CHAPTER 3
"Hey betch wat r u doin home." Nice way to greet someone… midnite asked.
"u hav 2 promise not 2 say nething..." i sed nervly n midnite laffed n sed "hu wuld i say somthing 2, we r loners remeber?" As I've said before, you're not.
"o yea" i sed and told her evrythin dat hapened. she gosped wen i told her abot edword kissing me. Wait, but… She was there? "SO WATE" she scremed "R U GUYZ IN LUV NOW OR WHUT?"
"ya were goin 2 homecuming 2getha." i showd her my blakk dress wif lace n leather n my spiky black shoez. "edword sed he liks dese." Every guy likes it when a girl dresses up like a whore we laffed happy 2gether n danced arond da house. we were so happi 4 me. i sang tenagerz by mcr. den. ... DA DOOR NOCKED! The door knocked. Did he knock himself unconscious or something?
"TWIL WERE R U. sum1 asked frum outside. i went 2 da door n it was alison. What a surprise… i scremed. IF U FUKKING TRI 2 SUKK MI BLOOD AGEN ILL GET ED i told her. Vampires. Don't. Have. Blood. Okay? she bast in2 tearz. Last time I checked, Meyer's sparklefairies couldn't cry… Another fail midnite quikly jumoed up 2 defend me but i told her to go awey bcuz i culd handle alis.
"ok y did u cum here." i sed. alisenz blody tears dint scare me. i new she had enuf blood 2 last cuz of wen she attaked alison. She attacked herself? "i felt sooo bad 4 tring to drink ur blood" she histericly cry. "i wnted 2 alopogize wif a present."
"All i wnat in dis world is edword, n i hav him so noting u can giv me matterz." Oh, please i shucffed at her. But den ... she held up 2 TIKKETS 2 A MCR CONSERT!
"OMFGGGGG!111" i was static. And it's this easy to get Twila to break a promise… i grabed dem from her n gave 1 2 midnite. "actully" alison wimpered "1 was suposed 2 be 4 me. so we cold go 2getha"
"But i wanted 2 go wif ed" You just gave the other ticket to Midnight. Are you gonna give yours to Eddy? i shoted. i imagned his beutiful face wif his blakk eyliner n blakk lipstik. n his smexi bodi. That is just horrible OK alison sed. "we can jus tak mi hole family. esmet realli luvs mcr 2" Who's Esmet? Is it a slash pairing? Emmett/Esme or something?
so we went to da consert n ed n i had innercoarse on da way. evry1 tought we wer so cute. They're insane. I thought it disgusting.
"THIS NITE WALK DA DEAD" scremed gerad way. I do hope he had a microphone, and didn't have to scream.. den... EVENIEZENCE KAME ON! PLEASE, just get ONE name right? dey sand a duet wif mcr. den dey sang sum more stuff.
emet had an ejaxclamation A what? in da audience n sudenly HE TURNED IN2 A BAT. Ooooo, the horror! "OH SHITTTTT NOOOO" EDWard sighed. "dis is bad too twola, dis is realli bad." Again with the Twola all dis bad stuf kept hapening wile i was wif dem. Another reason for them to kill you and dump you in a ditch vampirs turn int2 batz wen dey r realli exited n evry1 wuld no his secret but no1 cared cuz dey wer all gothz. Even if they were goths, they'd care if someone suddenly turned in a bat gerad lookd at him from da stage n he jumpd down thru da crowd n came over 2 us.
"He bat." Way to state the obvious he sed in his fukking killer voce. i CREAMED so loud bcuz i luvvv gerad wif all my lyfe. I thought you had some kind of obsession with Eddy? his makueup waz runing bcuz he waz cring cuz dey sang helen (a/n dat song is abot his grandpa hu dyed RIP GERARDS GRANPA) His grandfather's name was Helen? Are you sure it wasn't his grandmother? but he glarced at emset n tuched his wings n he turned bak.
gerad went home wif da cullenz bcuz Care to tell me why? he nd emet becam bfs. Kill me now cuz dey fell in luv. That was a pointless sentence i was sooo jealous but ed got angy n i told him i luv him so it waz ok. WE ALL WENT HOM N I GOT GERARDS AUTOGRAF. I thought you were home already?
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PLZ GUYZ GIV ME MOR REVEIWS I FINK DIS WAZ A REALLI GUD CHAPTER Wrong, I think this was the WORST chapter up until now.
AN: Another chapter down, 9 to go. Till next time!