AN: Hey everyone! First of all, Thank you ksatriabawangmerah and I'm awesome and y'all know it for reviewing. And another massive Thank you to Luxaz and Co for reviewing, and putting this story on your alert and favourite list. Now, you might want to take a moment before you start reading, because this story is just gonna get worse… Okay, on with the chapter!

IF U R LEVING ME LONG AZZ REVEIWS ON Y I RUNED UR LIFE DEN SORRI GET DA FUKK OVA IT. i am gong 2 keep makin chaptas No, please no! Have mercy! n if u report me den ur a lozer, ill just make a new accont. Aaaand, we'll just report that one too NEWAYZ FANX Is this some kind of variation on the "fangs" Tara used? 2 DA PPL HU GAVE ME GOOD REVEIWS AGEN U GUYZ KEEP ME GOING. PLZ ENJOY CHAPTA 5.

CHAPTER 5

We didnt no whut 2 do wif all da blood from bobby brown so every1 just drank it off da floor. Ew, gross. Did you lick it off the floor? Or use straws or something? We had weding gamez n shit and jacob left cuz he waz angri at us 4 some resason. YOU JUST KILLED HIS DAD! AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN SAY SORRY! AND THEN YOU'VE GOT THE AUDACITY TO SAY YOU DON'T KNOW WHY HE'S ANGRY?! Sorry about that. Just couldn't control myself We playd spin da bottle n GErard had 2 kiss ed. (a/n lol bi guyz r sooo hot) RANDOM! Seriously, wish you'd stop doing that i waznt jelous cuz dey r both guyz. So? As you said before, they could be bisexual. Which means you should be very jealous But Emetr was deprezzed becuz Gerord is his bf. We listened 2 Green day and he got cheered up.

I was gong 2 sleep dat nite when i got posesesd by Saten. Err… Okay? I think… But it was ok cuz were friendz n he just doez dat sometimes as a joke. I spit out my breakfast. Again. That's not a good thing, Twila I asked him wat he wanted n he told me 2 kill Rosemarie. Who's that?

"What y?" I new dat Ed would be angey if i killed his sister. Nonono, I think you got it all messed up, Eddy's sister's name is Rosalie, not Rosemarie "Becoz she is a blond prepp" sed satan suicidelly. Yeah, because that reason is always good enough So I went 2 der house in da dark n i knew wich was rosalyns room becuz da door was pink with pompomz hanging from it n a poster of Holary Duff. Allright, that's just not nice, Twila I broke down da door but inside waz... EDWIRD! The Horror is back, guys!

"WTF IS GOING ON U ASSHOLE" i scremed "DIS IS UR ROOM?" "NO LET ME FUKKING EXPLAN" he began to cry. Den i saw... ROSA WAS ON TOP OF HIM! Who's Rosa?

"EW WTF U BUSTARD DATS UR SISTER!1" No, Rosalie is his sister i exploded. I transofmed n began to tear da room apart n ripped all da preppy posters down. Oooooh, now I'm scared. Feel better now? I jumped at Rosalien n bit her neck nd she started having a sezure. Then she ran around nd died. But she'll just come back to life, so what use did it have? Ed kept crying.

"Dis is disgusting" i said wif disgust. Yes, you just said it was disgusting "I cant beleve it, u nd Rose." "Just listen ok" he pleased. "I culdnt c in da dark, I thought she was you." Best excuse EVER!

"Yea rite like I beleve dat. We're getting a devorce!" I waz so pissed. But den Edward got on his knes n sang No. No. No. NOOOOOO! "If u mary me, will u bury me, will u carry me 2 da end?" Nd I remembad da promise we had mad ova dat song when we got marred. We sed we wuld alwayz b der 4 each odder.

"Ok fine dis is ur last chance bittch." As I've said before. It's this easy to make Twila break a promise… I ran out of da room nd saw Carlose in da hall. "Hey babez" he laffed. "Im so much betta dan edward, y dont u come upsters wif me?" Oh, GROSS! But I just ran away sadly becuz every1 wanted sumfing from me. Yes! Yes! Kill yourself!

The next day was a bad tim becuz it was akward betwn me nd Ed. Nd plus Midnite was in da hospital from slitting her rists, becuz Jazper had called her a slutt. Go Jasper! He waz getting realli moody all da time nd he acted jelous around me nd Ed all da time. I asked him abot it in skewl

"Hey y da fukk did u mak my sister slit her rists." Oh, THAT. I thought you'd become all caring and ask him what was wrong. My mistake I roared. He sighed wif deprezzion nd sed "Im just not in luv wif her anymore, after u killed alic I saw ur true strength." Two things. First, she killed Rosalie, not Alice. And second, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT ANOTHER ONE! "What r u saying?" I dint undestand. You're kidding me right? "Im saying dat i would rather b with u dan her. So I was hopping dat she wuld kill herself nd we wuld b devorced." Oh, PLEASE

"Omg i wuld neva b wif u in a million years, ur a terrible person..." i sed wif tears of blood pooping What? down my pale face. I waz wearing violet fishnetz wif safety pins in dem and a red corset wif a blakk vest over it n a pentagram n lots of safety pins nd tight blakk jeanz. Why did you feel the need to suddenly tell us what you're wearing? RANDOM! Mikael, Jabob, Bella, n Jessa all gatered Who? around us. Jasp waz so embarassed. A lot of da teachers came over n stared at me. So, Jasper is embarrassed, but everyone is just staring at you. Then why's he embarrassed?

"Twila plz report 2 da principles office." The teachers sed strangly. I'd sound like that too if I suddenly saw someone cry blood So i followed dem nd da princple was der and he sed to me "Im sorri but we r going 2 hav 2 tranfer u to a diff skewl." WHAT? That's all?

"OMFG NO." sed loudly. "I CANT DIS IS WER EDWARD GOZ 2 SCHOL." Yeah, so? "Yes," they admited uncomfortly. Why should they feel uncomfortable? "But ur causing a realli bad diserbance in da school. U c der is somthing... odd abot u. Nd no1 feelz comfortble wif u here so u hav 2 go 2 dat other school in Waschington, Yes, go and never come back! calld Mount Saint Prepz Acadamy. " Okay, that's just stupid

I culdnt beleve it. I waz nevr gong 2 see ed agen if i went dere. YES! I jumpd out da window n ran home n took out a nife and cut miself. Der waz blood all ova da floor nd i fell down and started 2 die. DIE, MARY SUE, DIE!

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OK GUYZ SORRI FOR DA CLIPHANGER. I WILL UPDATE SOON. REVIEWS THANX Sorry for the cliffhanger? What cliffhanger?

AN: Well guys, for the first time in 5 chapters I'm actually happy with the ending. Imagine that :). Anyway, 5 down, 7 to go! Till next time!