AN: Hey all! Thanks to I'm awesome and y'all know it for reviewing(twice, no less, I'm honoured :)) and another Thank you to sharry for reviewing! Now, here comes the chapter!

a/n: OKSU GUYZ PREPSTOP FLARMING! No way, it's way too much fun siruisly Okay, that's just a bad joke if u fink mi grammer iZ BAD DEN FUKK U BITCH! DIS TORY IS GONG 2 MAK ME FAMOOSESUM DAY ND IT WILL B SOLD IN LIBARIES OK Excuse me for a moment: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH GOD, SO FUNNY! Okay, I'm done SO WNH I AM A MELLONAIR HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And here I went again… Seriously. So. Damn. Funny U BITCHEZ KAN CUM CLAWRING2 ME ND I WILL SAY FUKK U OK!

disclainer: btw, TWILIGT does not belung 2 me, it is by serpantie millerz, Ouch, painful ok she wunt su me now. Ok, fine. Serpantie Millerz, whoever the hell that is, won't sue you. Stephenie Meyer on the other hand…

PLZ ENJOY GOTHEZ, DANX FOR DA GUD COMMENX. i am out of rebab soo i will b able 2 updat more arugato! What? OH ND fanx 2 Rodriga for helping me wif da spanish! She did a pretty bad job… U WILL C WHAT I MEAN LOL x666x

CHAPTER 8

"Twila . . . . . . . . . ."

I kicked and whismered in my sleep as da voice got louder and louder. How are you still asleep? I was sleeping in bed with Edward, but I don't think he heard it because he didn't say he heard it. Or perhaps he thought you were sleeping and didn't want to wake you… Plus he was sleeping. Yes, I figured

"TWILA, TILA!" said the voice screamingly. It sounded like an ugly old man, or it sounded like Midnite. So Midnight sounds like an ugly old man. What a GREAT compliment, Twila I wazn't realli sure. I opened my eyes, which were like endless pools of beautiyful topaz. Why do you keep reminding us of your eyecolour? It gets really boring after a while… I looked around in the dark, but since I was a vampir I could see in the dark (a/n vampirs can see in the dark So can I, and I'm just a pathetic little human…). I saw Ed next to me. His bornze hair was messy and sexah nd his pale skin glowed in the dark. Sounds terrible He was silently singing "Da Hell Song" by sum-42 in his sleep. He can't sleep, sweety, yet another fail

"Hoes there?" I crapped What? poisonally. My long black hair whipped around me as I turned back and forth at da speed of light. What? I didn't c anyone there so I was fukking confused. I thought you could see in the dark? I had on a silver nitegown with black linning, and blak lace all around da boobs. Why did you tell me that? I don't care! I was wearing blak stilettos In bed? nd had on tons of eyeliner that I had made cat eyes out of. That's gonna look So. Ugly. In the morning

Then the voice contunued to shout, Why would he do that? Didn't he notice you sit up? "Cum to me Tila Beautifu Psyco Topaz Cullen. OPEN UR EYES TILA TEQUALA More Tequila! Yay! FOR IT IS ME!"

"WHAT?"! I shooted. "OK STOP FUKING AROND, WHO DA HELL IS ME?" I was wondering that, yeah…

Then I looked next to my bed and saw hu was standing ther! It was. .. ... A MAN! Ooooooooooooooh, what a perfect observation!

"What r u doing u effing pervert." I giggled You're actually giggling while you're calling him a pervert foriously. "U now dat izn ot aportionate to b in a toung girlz rom?"

"Hahahaa. Si, but I c dat you are lovers wif mi enemios." He said in Spanish. That's not Spanish, that's just rubbish

Suddenly Ed woke up He's only waking up NOW? That guy's been yelling and screaming for more than 5 minutes now and growled all ruff nd tuff. What? He shined his gloriosus What? teeth in the mans face nd he was temporerily blinded for life. He was temporarily blinded for life? How's that possible?

"MY EYES!" the ugly man shotted. So I was right, it was an ugly man. Yes, I figured. Pointless sentence… I got out of bed seducingly taking off my cloths. I hope this isn't going where I fear it's going… Edmard gasped all angry and sensative (a/n lol jealous hot bi guyz r so great) becauz I was getting naked in front of a strangler. I'm not sure if that's a good idea A lot of other stuff happened Ew… It WAS going where I feared it to be going and den we found out that da mans name was James but becuz he is Spanish they call him like HAmez. Riiiiiiiiight… And last I checked, James wasn't Spanish in any way at all We found this out because I bribed him wif my body. So that's all you found out? His name?

AN: Dear god, that was just stupid. Really, the worst chapter up till now. Well, 8 chapters down, only 4 left now! See you next time!