AN: THANK you SparkleXRiverX for favouriting AND putting this story on alert AND reviewing :). (Thanks, by the way. Gonna need it :)) Happy holidays! (or at least, they started in Holland. I'm so happy!). And I just thought I'd warn you, but Becky is attempting to make a lemon in this chapter, so if you don't like that, well, it shouldn't be too hard to figure out where to stop reading. She's not exactly subtle… On the other hand, it's about as bad as Tara's idea of a lemon, ("he put his thingie in my you-know-what" I mean, seriously?) so it shouldn't be THAT bad to read… Anyway, on with the chapter!
AN - VINCENT or watever ur name is thanx 4 the LAME reviw. GO VINCENT! u totall D*** no one is MAKIN u reed this fic if you dont like it then leave. No, flaming is way too much fun
Clestal zodiac and brittany j - thanx for the advice on my character but shes not a marysue, Yes she is… she's not "perfect" look she has anger problems So? and she looks the way she does 4 a reason You've got a reason to make a person look perfect but she's still not a Mary Sue? That's something I'd like to see… i will explain it as the story goes on.
Chapter 2 – edward This is probably the ONLY time in the whole story she's able to spell it the right way…
The anger faded form my sapphire First forgetminot, then dark blue, now sapphire? Jesus girl, just decide already! eyes
"whatevah" i said sweatily Sweatily? Right… "I didnt mean to yell and to be ride"
"thou are too beuatiful for that" Once again, Eddy's from the 20th century, not the Middle Ages or whenever they talk like that! he said, and for once I didnt feel like cockdroppingthe guy for paying me a compilement, Why would you do that anyway? instead I just smiled.
"I'm Ewdard Here we go. Starting with: Ewdard! Cullen" he mermered He WHAT? "who are thee?"
"Altatntiana This just gets worse and worseLoren but you can call me Tiana or mabye Tiaa" DONKEY! i said feeling shy at the way he was looking at me. I had seen THAT look in so many male eyes but never quite as intense or sexy! Of course not… His eyes burned like hot gold velvet in the midday sun like peonix feathers and rainbows, so gold and magical. Does anyone happen to have a bucket somewhere? I think I'm gonna puke…
"thou reminds me of bygone times" And you make me want to punch something. Her face, preferably. Or yours he said, carefully retching See? Now Eddy's retching too! out a shaking hand and brushing my cheek "thy face is like an old painting, Yeah, because old paintings TOTALLY have piercings, purple hair and whore clothes… thou is exceptional"" Fine, she's exceptional, but not in a good way…
"your not so shanky What? yourself but i couldn't help noticing you have a fricking GF, you ass! I saw u with her in the cafeteria!" I notched his hand hard with my long black nails.
"thee DID notice me then?" Seriously? THAT'S the bit you decided to focus on? he purred with a sly grin. I was up against the wall with his face right close to me now. He wanted to sex me I could tell, How on EARTH would you be able to tell that? and suddenly he was kissing me! I felt like my slim legs would break in half Why? I don't see the connection… and my heart expanded like a big balloon. If that balloon pops, will you die?I fell his hand sliding softly down my neck an underneath my top. He stoked my breasts for a few minutes and his man-carrot HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA! Man-carrot! Dear LORD, so funny!standing in action and hard as a rock against my legs. And then he ripped my top and pulled it of me and doped it on the floor. Err, okay? We made out for 10 minutes and then he tried to take of my bra but I pushed him away suddenly thinking WTF Tiaa Yeah, What the Hell, Donkey? are you just gonna let this total stranger take your cloths off in school where anyone could see you? Apparently, yes I'd never let a guy kiss me before or touch me and suddenly I was letting this cheating sicko with a FRICKIN GF grope me just cause he was uber hawt with sexoy hair and cold as death! Even now you're still calling him sexy and hot. On the other hand, I'm not sure if she meant for the "cold as death" bit to be a compliment or not…I was acting like a biatch and a slut and I was suddenly very ashamed of my actions. You should be
-BASTARD! Never touch me again!" i gapsed You didn't have any problems with him touching you five minutes ago…
"If thou thinks thou can keep thou hands of me!" he answered all smug, and I couldn't believe how he made me feel so angry and so aroosed at the same time. Ow! I think I bit on my lip hard enough to make it bleed… Couldn't help it. It was a choice between my lip or the mouse… At that moment I'd never HATED anyboy more in my whole life and the worst part of it was he was SO FREAKIN HAWT I was totally creaming my pantiesand he NEW it, this was horible! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH! NO, YOU'RE THE HORRIBLE ONE! IT'S HATING OR LOVING, CAN'T BE BOTH! ARGH, you MORON! Okay, I think I'm done now… I felt disguised with myself and turned to leave.
"Wait! I need to speck to thee! I no your secret tiaa" What secret? he said in a quiet voce gassing into my eyes"your one of my kind. who made thee ? I'm gonna cheat here, and pretend I didn't read Twilight. And you might be a what?are you part of a coven or on thou own?
"what-is said sharply -dude your insane! And you freakin SMELL! (he didnt really smell but I didnt no what else to say!) THEN DON'T SAY ANYTHING! DEAR LORD!
"thy a CAMPIRE tia! A what? a VAMPIRE! Vampire, campire, but what are you? BUT WHY CAN'T I READ THOU MIND? I THOUGHT BELLA WAS THE ONLY ONE BUT HERE THOU ARE! Just what we needed. Another "special" ability… WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEEEEAN!" It means you sound like a whiny child that just lost his favourite toy…
He punched the wall with his buckly fist and shouted suddenly furious and his eyes flickered red. Ooooh, now I'm so NOT scared… I schleppedhim hard across the face and tried to leave but he caught my wasteand as I struggled and tried to hit him again Still not scared he caught my hand in mid air and hammed me against the wall Nope, not scared AT ALL where his hand had already made a huge dint in the wall. His face was blunt and right heavy in mine. How can you tell his face was heavy? My knee came up hard against his massive throbbing gigglestick Oh my, and I thought man-carrot was bad…between his legs and he drubbed over in pan. He what? I broke free and goaded my booksand started rugging Really? Did you have a magic carpet? Can I borrow it? away to math, but edward hand finished with me. WHAT?
"TIAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOO!" No, what? You've got to be more specific… he screamedafter me tearing his shrit of himself in fury What the Hell? and throwing it over my eyes. Why?I lost my sight No SHIT Sherlock… and was behind me breathing into my ears.
"i'm sorry tiaa" he wimpered sadly Mood swings… picking me up off the floor When did she fall down anyway? and gazing mutely into my eyes "i didnt mean to rut thee! I'm so contemptuos! I APOLOGIZE! THIS IS JUST SO WEIRD!" Don't feel too bad, this whole story is weird…
"YOUR so frickin weird you mean!" I snaped Not funny whitely Whitely? What the… as he lay on the floor Now HE'S on the floor. When did that happen? so hawt and crying with his shirt off with his pippling body. And you're still commenting on his (apparent) hotness… Focus, Donkey! I wanted to forgive him for calling me a vampire (VAMPIRE! I'd heard that one before from preppy losers asking if I sleep in a coffin and suck blood like LETSAT YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT! HANDS OFF OF LESTAT, YOU FILTHY BITCH! YOU DON'T HAVE THE FRIGGIN' RIGHT TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT HIM, YOU FAKE IDIOT! HE'S A MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERY WAY, DON'T YOU KRIFFIN' DARE PICKING ON HIM! AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF YOU DIDN'T EVEN MANAGE TO SPELL HIS NAME RIGHT! ARGH, I FRIGGIN' HATE YOU! LESTAT IS NOT PREPPY, OR STUPID OR WHATEVER! LESTAT IS AWESOME AND DON'T YOU DARE EVEN IMPLYING HE'S STUPID! LEAVE LESTAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR STORIES! HE DOESN'T DESERVE THIS! just cause I like eyeliner and listen to Linken Park) WHY? THERE ISN'T ANY CONNECTION AT ALL BETWEEN EYELINER, LINKIN PARK AND LESTAT DE LIONCOURT! YOU *********! AND BY THE WAY, WHICH GIRL DOESN'T LIKE EYELINER? THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU SPECIAL OR ANYTHING SO STOP TRYING TO SAY YOU ARE! Argh, I think I might be done now. Holy Christ, I HATE that girl…and making fun of me When did Eddy make fun of you? and trying to force me against the wall and maybe plunder my crevises Plunder your crevices? What the HELL?but i didnt. I left him crying on the floor and went to find my class. Riiiiight… As I entered math class i suddenly droped my bocks again Clumsy, much? as a flashing pain burned in my left hand as my brithmark glinted gold for a second (NO JOKE!) Why would I think it's a joke? Seriously. then I fell over. The pain was suddenly gone and some weirdo blond freak called Eric Eric's hair is BLACK, Donkey, not blonde. Get your facts right! was helping me up and staring at me like a pervo rapist. Or perhaps he's just being nice… I kicked him in the sholder (kung fu babie!) What? as he gazed longingly after me. So, just to be clear, you kicked him in the shoulder (no idea how, but okay…) and he's still staring at you like you're the best thing in the entire world? Suuure…In his frickin dreams. I sat down at the back of the class unable to think about anythin but my weird enconter with edward cullen, I didn't think it was weird, just disgusting… wondering what it all could mean. He's an evil rapist with mood swings? See, it's not that hard to figure out…
AN what do u think PLEASE R n R?. Sure, I could rant about the fact you ******* DARED to bring Lestat into this mess, or about the fact this story sucks, or I could tell you why Donkey is a complete and utter Mary Sue, or tell you never to use the words "gigglestick" or "man-carrot" ever again… BIG SHoutout 2 my friend abigail gud luk for 2moro!)did u see i put the man-carrot thing in!) Oh, so now I know who to blame! LMAO! I'm not Also love 2 tiffi & rach Remember these names, we'll see them again in a few chapters…(and zaccibaby Poor guy… of corse!) LOVE U GUYZ SO MUCH!X X X beckymac x x
AN: Thank GOD that's over! Really, just HORRIBLE! But I started it, so now I have to finish it :). Only six chapters to go now, please review and see you next time!